excuse me i’m hearing reports that goat ruca will be on raw tonight?!

why do things like this never happen to me

My hairstylist gave me such a deep scalp massage that she might have moved my brain slightly

I should’ve taken tomorrow off work smh

NOTHING FROM NOWHERE I’M NO ONE AT ALL

Damn. Night 2 of Wrestlemania was wild. That was the feeling that was missing from night 1.

Mania night 2 >>>>>>

OBA IS HIS ENDER!!!

OBAAAAAAAAAAAA

cm punk please give me miseria cantare tonight

Nothing hits the same as the Eisley Room Noises EP I swear

Mania main event was… confusing.

Thus far among the most meh manias I’ve ever watched

Bianca baby I’m thrilled for you but also devastated because these main event scenes have been BLEAK

What do you mean it’s almost time for the night one main event? It’s not even 8

Justice for my glorious baylyra

The Wrestlemania 40 main event is replaying on YouTube right now and idk maybe they should have just like gone on a small hiatus after this. Idk how you could follow this up. It was truly the ultimate season finale of wrestling.

i am so painfully fucking bored

bro they’re really still running these rugby games tonight?

Oop here we are finally getting some real storm

GENERATIONAL

A nice glimpse into the future of a flipped schedule

bruh is this whole storm gonna go north lol

I KNOW the Tonganoxie split isn’t going to let another split take its shine tonight

I know this one is also somehow Sophia Bush’s fault I don’t know how but I just know it is

POV: you’re listening to a stone cold Steve Austin promo in 2001

all rainbow flags must be lowered to half mast for at least the rest of the month. perhaps the end of the year.

not to get parasocial but what do you MEAN bird and rapinoe are getting divorced

Oh so this is where the rugby team got those

Me to the Tonganoxie Split this morning:

Holy shit this is so gross

sister and you are so good at that!!!

me headed to CPKC for a january game:

Imagining a season of games like the playoff game when it was sub 30 and I will simply not be attending tbh

you guys are spending so much money and energy trying to kiss the ass of a man who hates you and will publicly say it the moment one of your expensive stunts is even minutely poorly received!!!

Fuck this I don’t want to be cold

Possible tornadoes tomorrow and i live on the third floor with no storm shelter. Bathtub don’t fail me!!!

Excuse me does that fuckin say potato sized

Me to the Tonganoxie Split tomorrow:

STAY WITH ME BLUESKY STAY WITH ME

hello yes i would like to announce that i, too, am pivoting to ai please send me money for no reason i’ll totally do ai stuff with it

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

HE’S A STAR

I love everything about this. “Powered by punk spirit and backed by Planned Parenthood, this drop stands for autonomy, expression, and making noise where it matters. Because control over your body and your style? Non-negotiable.” !!!!!!!

Man who is very traumatized because the shower curtain fell down while I was showering

fuck i want it

Imagine being so evil that you’re turning the Catholic Church into the good guy. Unreal.

Listen I understand the April showers bring May flowers thing but I am so tired of having HEADACHES

Ohhhh I hope that’s not serious :(