good lord baker

i need to get me one of those nfl sideline coats

this made me wanna end it all

hell fuckin yeah

my 2025 most male-coded trait is that when i am drunk i desperately want to spit on the ground

omg i just remembered i have leftover mac and cheese to consume while drunk at home i love this life

sometimes i think that i’m like a well put together mature adult and then i get around real adults who are talking about high brow films and television and i’m like oh i mostly only consume sports, pro wrestling, and cartoons i cannot contribute

she’s been drinkin she’s been drinkin

Me as a child: when I grow up ill eat mac and cheese every night Me as a teen: when I grow up I’m going to cook so many great healthy meals Me as an adult: I’m gonna make mac and cheese again tonight

this is one of my favorite possessions

I spent all afternoon finally putting stuff on my bedroom walls how did it go

I just saw a 3 bedroom townhome downtown for rent for $6,500 a month and i need to know who can afford $6,500 a month in rent and is living in Kansas City Missouri

good luck to my besties of the washington spirit and that is all i will be skeeting about soccer today

don’t make me say it don’t make me say it don’t make me say it

the last five years except instead of cathy and jamie it’s me and the 2025 kansas city current

wow crazy Friday over here

blessed

they’re gonna help him beat kingdom hearts

Is… is that not a heart attack?

The only app not stressing me out rn

I am too fucking busy for this rn

Oop time for my semi-annual thought of “should I get a personal trainer?” that leads nowhere

average kansas city current playoff experience

What a cool sports show!

Carlie Irsay Gordan we would be so happy together please

Genuinely unbelievable to me how often criminals write their crimes down in explicit and implicating detail casually in text and email

I wish I would have boo’d you louder

every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation

Can’t see the northern lights so I’m gonna push some broken bottles under a light to reflect on a wall to impress a ginger and then go accept my differences as strengths in order to save Alaska from diphtheria

Alexa please play Bigger Than The Whole Sky by Taylor Swift

Wow the northern lights truly are beautiful

it’s unfortunate for Vlatko that a knock on him will be that his roster is too well constructed, a thing that he himself has a large say in as sporting director.

“Bev took a meddling club to the playoffs!” Last year Vlatko took a club that finished like 10th the season before and made it to the semis but coty still went to the coach that had the team that broke records for amount of games won sooooo

I’m not feeling very socialsy recently but wanted to come add that the best part of the game this weekend was when @heytorch.bsky.social started talking in an Italian accent and the whole section started adopting it

bummed

Got drunk and donated $250 to a domestic violence organization lol

I cannot believe the ball I just witnessed

Oh god holy overthrow Penn State

GUS-SPLOSIUON

I cannot believe this. I shouted alone in my living room.

We gotta develop cloning technology and only use it to make more Gus Johnson’s

HOLY SHIT THIS CATCH IS UNREAL

Bro the end of this Indiana/Penn State game 😧😧😧

Happy for the spirit but you deserved this stress for being able to attend your playoff game in short sleeves smh

Fought 120 full minutes just to fart noise the pk attempts unreal

All that work Racing to just suck at PKs

Brooooooo

Going to PKs with nxt era Rhea Ripley in goal against you must feel awful. She’s so elite at this.

Esme Morgan taking a pk like a real fighter. Just step up and boom. None of this woke fake run or stutter step!!

Objective soccer opinions but nothing looks stupider than the little fake run ups people do before a pk. Little half bent run in place. You look ridiculous.