This is fire but I pray one day I get a collar on a kit

A genuine historical moment

keep ice out of my city (both the government police form and the weather forecast for the weekend)

Horrific news I accidentally got diet Mountain Dew instead of dew zero and it turns out diet is better

Just sent this to my gf who works at Lamar billboards and asked why her people let this woman do this to herself

It seems like a lot of people still don't know that he admitted to his lawyer that he committed sexual assault. We know this because his lawyer was hacked, so it wouldn't be admissible as evidence in court, but we still do know that he told his lawyer he did it.

Was toying with the idea of doing a 30 day progressive plank challenge which has now snowballed into what I call “lock in march” where I lock in all march and do a workout every day, cook at home as much as possible, and drink a shit ton of water

Unfortunately the new current kit kicks ass and I have to figure out whose name to get on it

Wow the new KC Current hat leaked too that’s crazy

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

can’t be bothered with the state of the union rn my lesbian-coded womens wrestling tag team is about to implode before my very eyes

it’s just me and 3 tablets of 200mg ibuprofen against the world (the world is winning)

I saw one of the most important shirts I’ve ever seen last night

The way USA hockey treats the Gaudreaus is one of the things they get so very right

Today I learned this is from the calgorithm (cal cfb twitter) and it has inspired me to turn cal into a powerhouse on cfb26

OMG

USA hockey rn

Was that Braden Holtby

Idk what everyone’s talking about I’m a gay person and this is how I solidify all of my transactions, with the watch face included

I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLY FULL OF PASTA

Just said good morning to a wadded up towel on the ground because I thought it was my cat

I love this photo a ton but I’m also obsessed with this one.

Fuck this is so sad

Had my annual physical today and my doctor told me I was doing everything right so I am responding by eating every item I can get my hands on tonight

Unique Forms of Continuity in Space, by Umberto Boccioni, 1913, (cast 1931 or 1934), 📸 by Wang Zhao

wait what the fuck is this video and why does it make me feel a sense of national pride I haven’t felt in ages and certainly won’t feel again for a while

wait this is so cute

Bookmarking bc I’m certain I’ll need this video

a lot of american exceptionalism today: the olympics, and also i tried swig for the first time

omg america’s alt daughter won?

AHHHH

I believe it was the great Megan Rapinoe who once said “you cannot win a championship without the gays”

Got the Olympic hockey broadcast on my phone while I wait for my doctor to come in for my annual physical but it’s ok she’s a visible lesbian she will understand

lesbians > desbiens imo

I just made sweet and sour chicken with Kirkland lightly breaded nuggets and it absolutely fucks

raaaaah

I’ve got my old football games playlist on and it’s saints/vikings and any time they show Darren Sharper the only thing i can think is “omg that’s one of the most hardest hitting safeties in the league?”

At boulevard for the early show yacht rock concert and I love middle aged people in local bands. They’re so fuckin cool.

The Rise of Skywalker undoubtedly. I’ve never seen such aggressive and lamely done retconning and I watch professional wrestling regularly lmao

2026 basically

Pray for the first version of me because i just did a leg workout

I have had fuckin miseria cantare stuck in my head all day

I used an excel macro today for the first time and made one of my annoying tasks like half as annoying and i feel like a tech genius

please i am so exhausted i don’t even want to play chess anymore and the dog just keeps fucking beating me

Lesbians “watch The Munmy without wondering if you should cut all your hair off like Brendan Frasier Challenge” Failed :(

God I need to be better about working out regularly