Common midwestern W

Chargers went out REAL sad

The killed Justin Herbert

Th chargers are… so bad on offense

What an insane wildcard weekend

This is exactly what Nick Sirianni deserves. They might burn his house down. I’m thrilled.

gonna be so fun creeping on philadelphia sports talk shows this week

49ers imploding come on now

I think week 24 is when the Eagles will really figure out the offense

Ah fuck Kittle snapped that Achilles

Having a complete failure of a hate watch day

welp lol

Jags secondary has been rough

Thank god the jaguars followed up a 30 yard run by not running again at all

We wouldn’t have all this drama if they hadn’t wasted 30 fuckin seconds on a false start lol

Unreal terrible end of half clock management

Josh Allen might die today

How did that man recover that ball on the back of his thigh

This is not the version of Trevor Lawrence I need rn

Preparing for a day of playoff football when my team is eliminated

Me humming to myself while doing laundry: I’m gonna fold these clothes like I fold these hoes

McManus more like McmAnus am I right

So far a great playoff experience for those of us with no team in

The packers discourse is gonna be so sweet

ahhhh yeah that's the stuff

bears

BRUUUUUUUUUH

Omg the clock has me sweating

oh no I’ve gotten belief in the bears

CHICAGO POPE PUSHED THAT WIDE

Soldier Field sounds fuckin insane rn

NOT THE SHANK OMG

We're going up up up it's our moment You know that they're gonna throw it You gotta be covering Golden.

Omg this game

Caleb's accuracy ranges from "I could have thrown a better ball than that" to the greatest thing you'll ever see on a throw by throw basis

Cannot believe the Bears are doing this to Chicago Pope

bro omg

Sometimes I’m like “oh my adhd isn’t that bad” and then there are times like now when I got home 20 minutes ago and was like “oh I should open my phone and turn on the lamp with my app” and just now did it bc every time I opened my phone I got distracted

Bears pls don’t go out sad like this

omg panthers

SCENE Hannah and i are sitting on the couch. A commercial for the movie “Hoppers” comes on where the plot is apparently putting your mind into a beaver’s mind HANNAH: I don’t understand. Why would you want to put yourself into a beaver? ME: well…

“He joins. Purpose unclear.” Relatable king

Oh my god she uploaded a slow motion video and it's amazing. He's just like me fr running as best he can and still going backwards over and over!

horrific news: i have somehow developed a new straight man habit in which when I get drunk i feel the need to spit and I’m now drunk but in a location in which i cannot spit

Curt Cignetti is the human embodiment of all the coaches we’ve all made on cfb25 and cfb26 and I love him so much for it

Drunk! At the Boy Aquarium

Me during this mens hockey game: wow this will never be as good as Run At The Cup, ao3 caitivi au womens hockey fic by TheHomelyBadger

At the boy aquarium

I would follow Curt Cignetti into hell