I’m at the dealership for an oil change and inspection and just got a text from them with a link for a video and apparently when they do inspections the guy doing it videos it and walks you through the status of everything on video and shows you and I am so impressed lol

Incredibly funny stray to Vanilla Ice tbh

Seated for this EA opening drive event

There’s something insanely cathartic about being a girl running to All Too Well

Officially shoulder pressing 20s. Not well, but it’s happening!

coooolm ooooo’driscollllll

he’s doing some elite level posting right now i commend it

If I may

We can just say player of the decade and call it good

Adopting the hockey shootout rule of ‘once you start moving you can’t halt forward progress’ would be good for PKs imo

(*me in 2027 waiting in line for my live-streamed execution in the now-permanent UFC arena in front of the White House*) “You know I actually did kinda think it would end this way”

FUCK YOU 82-0 GAME I HAVE DEFEATED YOU!!!!

THEY PUT KEVIN KNIGHT IN THE DON CALLIS FAMILY? WHY?!

sol ruca at literally any opportunity with a microphone in her face: i just want to go on record saying i miss my angry wife every moment of every day and i want her to come back

Wow I go out for my gfs birthday one Wednesday and fuckin Mercedes Mone returns

I had two cocktails at dinner and ordered a Lucha libre mask because it’s kind of kc current colors

She’s not even on this website but happy birthday cutie

Flesh Eating Screwworm band name called it

Have the wwe YouTube channel stream playing in the background and just looked up and were starting Bayley vs Sasha Banks from Takeover Brooklyn happy pride to me

Ain’t no way this team is losing this is a mistake

jon moxley mentioned

My mom gave me a pair of old Beats earbuds since she got new headphones but they just simply… will not fucking pair or reset or do anything and I am very annoyed by it

I need to know how this happened. How did she get there.

WE’RE SO BACK

God plane tickets got so expensive

confirmed: has that dog in her

I can’t keep looking at that stupid map it has horrendous vibes

heartbreaking worst person you know etc etc

For a measly $4,876 you can do play by play sitting next to Jesus Christ himself

My beloved NXT kicking off with Zaria vs Lizzy Rain. Shawn Michaels has done miracles on me!!

I feel represented

All I’m asking for is a good career mode man. Just a good single player mode that doesn’t take me one day to finish and can play again without it being exactly the same. I don’t even care much about your fancy voiceovers.

This is very fun and I got so so close

My gf is not on bluesky so I will say here that I finally ordered her birthday present and am getting a custom portrait of her cat as a renaissance king she’s going to be so happy

Man I should’ve waited a day to do my Aldi pick up so I could have gotten the belt fan smh

How do I get my job to schedule an important meeting on November 20th that I simply must fly to dc for

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Say what you will about Caligula, but he appointed an *entire* horse to a government position, not just the rear end.

This really ruins my plan to go to bed at 9 pm god dammit Tech

This Texas Tech player used the most vertical bat I’ve ever seen to hit a fuckin dinger of a walk off home run

I want a game three between Bama and Tech really bad but also I want to go to bed early all I know are problems

What if I went to bed at 8 pm

where the gay men goin chuck

wasn’t expecting to read this in the dispatch today

Trust is the foundation of a solid friendship

lol I forgot Argentina was here and was probably also awoken by tornado sirens at 2 am yesterday

What?!?!?

An important Pride message from Sam Meowis: “Why hate people for being gay when you should just hate them for being people? Btw i cannot see these colors”

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Je’Von Evans in the crowd at Clash hugging Sol after her title win my vision for their mixed tag team dominance run is so clear