Uninstalling bsky until I see TADC in a few days, because I trust none of you

Happy Pride Month 🌈

I forgot I made like 4 of these

I really can't justify paying $75 for a racing game, but I did it anyway. I'm a Forza boy now.

The state of Pennsylvania is currently suing Character Technologies to try and stop Character.AI chatbots from falsely claiming to be real licensed psychiatrists

Why is the discover feed algorithm so sensitive? I liked a photo of a bird yesterday and now bsky thinks I'm an aspiring ornithologist. It's birds all the way down.

You can't tell people to touch grass anymore, because of woke, and because it's full of parasites that can make you allergic to meat

The libs foolishly say “just wait for the election, we’ll vote our way out of this!” And the left is all like “Voting actually makes everything worse, you imbeciles.” And I’m just wondering if there’s room for opinions on this that aren’t fucking stupid?

I'm no smell expert but perhaps the problem is making an entire fridge worth of kimchi

Tying a hammer to a bull whip and saying 'this ones just for the girls' while i use it to destroy a ford F150

Bluesky users try not to spoil a 4-day-old movie challenge (impossible)

Trust is the foundation of a solid friendship

i'm glad the new pokemon legos are ugly so i'm not tempted to buy any of them. thank you for being so considerate in these trying economic times lego

Happy pride month (brought to you by Damian Wayne)

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It's totally legal to chew and eat a whole cigarette. Nobody can stop you. Not even yourself.

Happy Pride Month

One time my ex found a vape on the ground at a festival and brought it home with him. I told him "That's a great way to give us both Covid." Readers will be shocked at what happens next.

I like to make absolute nonsense edits when I'm tired. Happy Pride Month. When I was a kid, me and my brother tried to microwave a can of Spam and broke the microwave and when our parents woke up the microwave no longer worked.

Please don't discount his struggle

[creating bluesky] what if there was a website where everyone is 46

"Five star amazing recipe if you change all the ingredients and use a different recipe"

the backrooms... 2!

Big scandal unfolds as NO horny texts are found on candidate's phone, leading to accusations that he is a big loser

Who would win in a fight? Me or myself?

Just found out 100 gecs is actually just 2 humans. Absolutely devastated. Will need time to recover from this.

Question rescinded. Be the cool schizoid NEET you want to see in the dying social media app.

People will post on NextDoor warning about how scammers are sneaky and clever, accompanied by a screenshot that looks like this

Looking on the bright side, because that's how I roll

Nearly everyone that follows me left bsky. Shoutout to the 2-3 people who still interact with me and keep me on this site.

Stopping the negative self-talk by censoring myself just a little

Today I bring you some fresh #memes about #sexualharassment, with #cats and some #feet so maybe someone will actually read them

Where are all the cool schizoid NEETs on this site?

please my typos they’re very [sic]

It's so silly and whimsical how so many doctors like to dismiss female patients as overdramatic and attention-seeking, especially when the patient has a history of mental illness. So silly and funny. Who needs feeling in their feet anyway?

Review bombing an early access game because they made a minor balancing change is masculine Karen energy #SlayTheSpire2

Hot Take! This potato! Please take it! it's super hot and I've been juggling it for five minutes with no where to put it! Ah! Oooh Ah ow! Hot!

Yall fw anime girls? #SmilingFriends

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” - Stephen Jay Gould, 1979

Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker. The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”

When the waitress says "enjoy your meal" and you accidentally say " I love you too, milk mommy"

Can't wait for GTA6 to sweep the indie awards next year