doing over the clothes sex stuff to my own beautiful body

there is a cheeto in the white house

Bob kevin and stuard killed and ate each other thats why they not in new Minions Movie

Rip goat

if you go to jail first thing you do is find the biggest, scariest dude and beg him to protect you

England's King is pregnant with a Very Large Egg that he will lay in the coming months. Upon hatching, the New Born Prince will consume his Progenitor during the Grand Coronation Jubilee, as is tradition.

Bragging about a party I went to: yeah and Jafar was there. From Aladdin. Dude gets crazy.

"It's the top kind of Slavery you know. And I won't have to talk to Ringo anymore"

If John Lennon was not shot in the head by Proletarian Hero Mark David Chapman, he would’ve been a great candidate to be sold into White Slavery

Scott Adams died and I changed my username on here to Woke Dilbert

found this dude on Instagram who swears he will sell these rocks for a ton of money, some $1 million a piece.

this town ain't big enough for the two of us

Lmk

Jesus take the wheel, take it from my hands

conceptualizing an alternate reality where Regis and Donald got gay married in 2015

Who can relate!!

John Fetterman driving 120 mph wrong side of the highway: can you just. man. I'm doing my job. leave me alone

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