Choose your fighter:

The Fed should make Carlos Queiroz fly coach.

Looking forward to the dumb way someone is going to drop a point and miss out on a home playoff match.

Ghana’s lines are all out of whack

KC read the scouting report on attacking Denver’s defensive structure but there have been some shaky moments. KC should have made it 0-2 on Lo’eau Labonta’s pen and Denver came a key save away from making the Current pay.

Talk about a brand activation

Croix Bethune is so crafty in her press, and then it's a perfect ball into the stride of Cooper, we have a goal in Colorado.

Dance in the Country, by Pierre-Auguste Renoir, 1883 (flipped)

Trinity Rodman is actually underpaid

Kate Faase starts how she finished, 2g,2a in the last 4 matches now.

The altitude is affecting the Current’s 1v1s

In contrast, this is how the @futi.live algorithm, unswayed by human bias against dog-bites-man stories, rates Messi’s performance today.

Ayo Oke just won a race+duel with Temwa Chawinga

Sometimes!

Big changes for the Current in Debinha's return to the squad and Gabby Robinson back into the XI.

I have too many screens on and am now overstimulated

Leicy Santos 🪄

Over the top to Trinity Rodman. We’re so back.

Dr. Erkut Sogut could only be so lucky.

Courage. Bravery. Fighting until the very end. In the same breath sport can be beautiful and tragic.

I need a smoke

I’ve never seen anything like this.

Someone spend a DP spot on Lopes Cabral

Pacing around the living room like a life long Cabo Verde supporter.

Heartbreaking

Cape Verde looks like the better managed team, too. Things are happening in Miami.

I can't feel my face.

Trabzonspor is about to ca$h in.

That's such a heat check, too. A Worldy.

AHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

We don't have to discourse after every goal, I'm begging.

Pain. Suffering. We don't deserve joy.

I just want these Cape Verdeans to experience joy.

Straight to pens, we gotta go straight to pens.

Allowing 1.5 xG in what’s effectively a home game for Argentina is incredible

Vozinha, my love.

the third time a rooster will crow

I have no idea what's going to happen here

They're going to call this the Vozinha World Cup

Oh hello Andi Sullivan

Malik Tillman range

Just completely butchered "If you come for the king you best not miss" but ok.

Vozinha, unfucking real.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

What do you even do with this?

Magisterial

Getting beat over the top by Messi running in behind, what a run though.

2 guys man marking Messi and they still lose him.

My favorite player in the world, Vozinha.

I believe in Drew Fischer. I believe in Armando Villareal.