What if we made a comic book movie that’s entirely cameos

Well, now all I have is all my dumbshit club teams. Soccer sucks

Some say that Donald Trump is still out there, trying to get Spain to pay attention to him

I feel like a local car dealer commercial but we've got A LOT of local club options: We've got USL, NWSL, USL League One, USL League Two! USL W, WPSL, Gainbridge Super League, and *of course*, MLS! Bad credit? No credit? No problem! Come on down to U.S. soccer-world today!

you could hear the boos very audibly inside the press box, which has glass so thick that you couldn't hear the pre-game performances at all

Messi + a bunch of detestable losers

Really gotta hand it to Paredes. Dude is COMMITTED to being a piece of shit

Over the past month, New York has welcomed the world. From neighborhood watch parties to the stadium, we’ve celebrated the communities that make our city the global capital of the beautiful game. Today, we close out a historic World Cup, proud of how New Yorkers showed up every step of the way.

I wanna see Javier Milei crying

Donald Trump giving a trophy to Spain in the New York area is going to be hilarious

Socialism wins in the NYC region once again

¡CHIMENEAS ABSOLUTAS!

DOINK!

Absolute thunder bastard to the face. Woof

Argentina are down? They got Spain right where they want them

Gtfoh

That Fernandez tackle…

Oh wow Argentina are down to ten? Spain are gonna be able to possess the ball now!

Great sell. That’s how you sell a lariat in New Japan baby

Cabo Verde actually wins if this ends 0-0. Little known FIFA rule

Time for Argentina to start playing

IT’S SO HARD TO SAY GOODBYE TO PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓNNNNNN YEAH WE BEVELED IT

Come on y’all I got the G1 and 5⭐️ to catch up on. Start the second half

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Sick first half imo

Wouldn’t be a major sporting event in the United States if it didn’t start when it was supposed to.

like, I know people get mad when you say liberals prefer fascists to leftists but they keep saying it

Objectively hilarious game

Kane and Bellingham realizing they could’ve gone for the Golden Boot

They’re coming third! They’re coming third! England’s coming third!

Yes. They don't have control of culture and never have. I've been saying this for some time. What they DESPERATELY want is to control culture. They do not and you know who knows this, THE RIGHT. This is why JD Vance goes on podcasts to say that the Right is actually NOT COOL.

Incredible work as always, NWSL

Back to back poor performances. Abysmal from Arnold

Woof, Liv

Super pissed off to see how many open seats there are at this Thorns/Summit game. Tix were >$90 (some selling for $1200!) on all ticket apps. Only 25 tix to the Riveters. We tried at the 11th hr to get tix so our fam could go. And yet…empty seats. Nice work, Denver. #BAONPDX #Thorns #Summit

Well, that was coming

I know you’re new Denver. The ball needs to go all the way into the net to be a goal. Hope this helps!

And now, the elected VP of the US Soccer Federation (you read that correctly) gives Infantino both barrels in @theguardian.com. More will follow.

Were I Janine Sonis in the penalty area, I would simply get the ball and not the player 🤷‍♂️

Lori Lindsey, noted Denver Summit homer

Lmfao

If it takes this long it isn’t clear and obvious.

It is Saturday, my dudes

NJPW - Takeshita (IWGP, NEVER, TV), Mone, Windsor (Strong) Kidd, Andrade (Global), FTR, Bucks (Tag) Moxley (IWGP) Stardom - Triangle of Madness (Artist) IWGP (Mone) CMLL - Mone, Nightingale (Women’s), Romero (WH Welterweight) Hechicero, Castagnoli (World HW), MJF (World LHW) AEW - N/A

And right into Stardom, hell ya

The immovable object meets the irresistible force! #tjpw #tjpwSSP26 #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com

Big TJPW and Stardom shows tonight. What a time to be alive

If I lose access to Crunchwrap Supremes because journalists don’t know how to do their job I’m going to become the Joker