German broadcast. Nailed it

Keep it classy, Argentina

Please have Mbappe come get the golden boot ril quick in front of this crowd

Watching Messi trot all game, and team get no meaningful shots in the final was delicious

Dear lort almost

That? Rocket, red, glare!

How spicy is this gonna get?

How much can one wrap up a player and still not have a foul called?

Seriously who is running a halftime clock on this? So many commercials after music after commercials. No other teams got this long of a half to recover

Who has a clock running on this halftime? Are we over 15’ yet?

Quick bet if the game will start immediately after this shit show or if the teams will get extra time to come back to the field as we “go to commercial”?

I already hate the halftime “show” thanks

Everyone does drag, fam

On the front side of World Cup coverage, this:

TFG speaking nonsense on Fox ahead of the WC final. Not what I needed to see today

France boutta take toys and go home

Denver did put on a performance today the Thorns just couldn’t match in the second half. Damn.

Uhh who unplugged the broadcast?

Thorns slowed down too much in the second half. Another shross for goal. Feels…tired. Woof 2-1 Summit this late? 87’ #BAONPDX

We also got priced out of the Empower Field opener game. Tix for that were obscene, AND we had our “5280 Club” early login option. Scalpers were all over that, and we just couldn’t afford tickets. Nosebleeds in a hand egg stadium going for $75+? Nope. Watched at home. Drank our own drinks in our AC

Denver came out of the tunnel with attack on the mind. Those halftime stats also are freaking me out for run of play. Hope we can take over and find another soon

HALF. 1-1 Going to need to come out second half like we did first half. Silly mistakes, and it’s only going to get hotter here in CO. 5,830’ above sea level ain’t no joke in this heat #BAONPDX

Oh. 1-1 #BAONPDX

wtf just happened

Heaps almost smashed over the line. Hot damn we dodged a bullet? Off. The. Line. #BAONPDX

1-0 we go up #BAONPDX

PENALTY TO SOPH! #BAONPDX

Oof yeah that’s gonna be a pen. #BAONPDX 😶‍🌫️🫠

The explanation from Canada is “Climate change is a global issue, and the U.S.A. moving away from renewables and back into extractive industries and fossil fuels for energy and transportation only contributes to far more massive wildfires across North America”

Super pissed off to see how many open seats there are at this Thorns/Summit game. Tix were >$90 (some selling for $1200!) on all ticket apps. Only 25 tix to the Riveters. We tried at the 11th hr to get tix so our fam could go. And yet…empty seats. Nice work, Denver. #BAONPDX #Thorns #Summit

The best way to get to the bottom of the McConnell question is for the governor to appoint a replacement. The GOP legislature passed a law stripping him of that power, but it goes against the state constitution. If they refuse to seat the replacement, take them to court. There’s zero downside.

🎩 plz

The only thing Trump’s document dump proved tonight was that there was Russian collusion. That’s fucking hilarious to me.

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

👀

Thanks, Roberts Court

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Ooooo what I could say about the NDS

The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti

And yet they’re surging in Houston and Seattle and other places. “On the ropes”? More like a cornered, injured, rabid raccoon

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

federalnewsnetwork.com/workforce/20... Look at this sack of bullshit

Platner gonna drop out of Dem party, say “something something witch hunt” run as independent and beat Collins, then caucus with the GOP isn’t he

Weird thing to say just a few days after a long call with another nation’s leader who would love to see NATO under threat

“They’re saying ‘Boo-urns…’”

I’m glad the news picked up this story. Aurora have been the flagship of USL W. They had the best record this year and they’re being forced to play the entire playoffs on the road, crossing 3 time zones, while their opponent stays at home. www.kare11.com/article/spor...