Welcome to end-stage capitalism. And the rise of fascist oligarchs.

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

They could always just GTFO of DC. #NationalGuard #FreeDC www.rawstory.com/national-gua...

The most accurate measure of an upcoming ice storm: Rafael Cruz. #FuckTedCruz

Better batten down the hatches. Ted Cruz is getting on a plane to Laguna Beach in winter.

File under Nothing To See Here: The Trump administration has acknowledged for the first time in a court filing that members of the U.S. DOGE Service accessed and shared sensitive Social Security data without the awareness of agency officials. wapo.st/4qDimam

Hey look, it's the Art of the Deal! How's your Trump 2.0 presidency going? #crash

Who wants to listen to Captain Ketamine's advice on your 401K?

Aim it at Davos.

I smell more "concepts of a plan." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/07/b...

Sad Carson Beck is my favorite character in this game. #CFP

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Anyways, if you want someone in office who cares about other people and has the track record to prove it, and is ALSO an inveterate shitposter committed to using his powers for good, I’m, uh, running for CA State Assembly District 72 against a MAGA diehard.

Officiating in this game is shameful. #CFP #Indiana #Miami

Two things I loathe are at this game: 1. The Hurricanes 2. Donald Trump #CFP

The Texans are a QB away from the Super Bowl.

I will forever love that the key to unlocking the Denver Broncos was getting rid of Russell Wilson.

I want to like Nate Burleson's bathrobe jacket, but I just can't. #NFL

Today's mantra.

Cartoon by Adam Zyglis

Can we please acknowledge who the real snowflakes are? #pigs #police ktla.com/news/local-n...

Posting for no particular reason. #Davos

Totally normal. Nothing to see here. Certainly no fascist government suppression of the free press. wapo.st/4pFh6lw

Totally normal. Nothing to see here. Certainly no fascist government suppression of the free press. wapo.st/4pFh6lw

Posting for no particular reason. #Davos

Can we please acknowledge who the real snowflakes are? #pigs #police ktla.com/news/local-n...

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

Kaaron Rodgers would like to speak to the manager of the footballs. #NFL

Real Estate: You’re Bidding Against Blackstone

A bribe so big it could be seen from space! Watch Melania go from common street treat to mail-order bride to lighting fixture in Melampia. Coming soon to a theater near you. #Amazon

A bribe so big it could be seen from space! Watch Melania go from common street treat to mail-order bride to lighting fixture in Melampia. Coming soon to a theater near you. #Amazon

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Having the World Cup and Olympics here under the Trump regime is really a recipe for disaster. Again: why would any player or fan come here under these circumstances? Especially non-white people? Expect more of this👇🏽

Indiana sure seems poised to win it all.

Turns out cutting off people's healthcare is politically unpopular. At least for a handful of cult members. wapo.st/4jHdJcv

Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence https://theonion.com/lost-jan-6-rioter-still-searching-capitol-building-for-mike-pence/

Today in Have the Day You Voted For: data centers usurping the MAGA landscape, much to their chagrin. wapo.st/4jytv9K

Will baking you a batch of cookies from scratch increase the likelihood of this happening? Oatmeal or chocolate chip?

America 250? I'm not feeling it.

It's as if that FIFA Peace Prize meant nothing. #Venezuela

Worst. Officiating. Ever. #SugarBowl #OleMiss #Georgia

Today, tomorrow, yesterday - it's all the same.

Things JD Vance Has Stuck His Member In

My New Year's plans summed up.

The most challenging thing to get used to watching season 5 of Stranger Things is all the balls having dropped.

True story. It's one of many wars we are going to need to win, despite all the GOP obstructionism.

I hope your Christmas tree has a BBL.

If you're not convinced the world economy is in free fall, I give you this: www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...