if you ever feel bad you can just watch whose line is it anyway compilations on youtube

While trying to think of the word “mummy,” @edsbs.bsky.social said “you know, sand perverts”

This new Ratboys is 10/10 youtube.com/playlist?lis...

@stephenhartzell.bsky.social dropped the perfect Lebowski “far out, man” on today’s @hitdpod.bsky.social

Jess became more thoughtful, and ultimately successful, as soon as he removed himself from Rory’s orbit. She and Logan deserve each other because no one else should have to be in a relationship with either of them.

Just got to @surber.bsky.social in podcast business..

Important prep material for tomorrow’s Phantom Island youtu.be/HBaHWiDTRz0

Kenneth Walker III dropping the Wake Forest slow mesh vibes late in this one

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches. I slam in the back of my Dragula

Yesterday on Phantom Island: @stevengodfrey.bsky.social and I review the results from our CFB Exit Poll, revealing which fanbases are maddest about their Playoff experience and which coaches have lost the most confidence podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

This whole interview. Goddamn. youtu.be/2l2RqzVG4ag?...

Pogacar is gonna win the Tour by 30 minutes

The 5 Spot in Nashville is one of my favorite places in the world and they’re hurting right now. Consider helping support this amazing live music venue if you can. www.nashvillescene.com/music/nashvi...

Going to put this in a public forum because @surber.bsky.social was so right about the JJ Cale and I’m sorry for ever doubting you, Surbs

(extremely @surber.bsky.social Jellyroll voice) BRUTHER YOU WAN TALK BOUT GLASS I BROKE A NEHI BOTTLE UP WHEN I'S IN SHELBY COUNTY AND STUCK THE BITS IN MY GUMS THEY CALLT ME GLASSULA

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it is fuckin wild that Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start in the Super Bowl

His name is Buddy, asshole.

CK3 Game of Thrones mod rules

A @hitdpod.bsky.social episode that really ties the room together 🫡 @stephenhartzell.bsky.social @itsfelder.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social

a few nights ago i rode a bus for about 15 minutes or so. once it got close to the stop near my home i hit the button to request a stop. soon after, the bus driver stopped the bus and let me off

Someone get that man a goddamn cigarette

Congrats to Indiana. First 16-0 team ever. Enjoy the Filet-o-Fish!

Real eyes realize butthole eyes

Clock Cristobal is officially engaged

When Carson Beck does it it’s a poop pass

That’s THE Touchdown

Set accelerated play clock to 8 seconds

Indiana kicker doinks the extra point in like “Bank’s open bitch!”

Womp womp

Holly put it on Cig’s face like he’s Uruk-hai! Do it now!

This shit boring. Mind if I do a j?

This wreaks of they aren’t gonna call anything until the last 2 minutes.

Butthole eyes eats one

Miami’s D-Line is like Bebe’s Kids at Fun World. They just wreck shit

Chelsea is back in the living room. Saw the Natty broadcast on screen and said “It’s Monday, absolutely not.” She’s so perfect I love her so much.

Jesus Christ, 45 more minutes? We already waited a month and a half.

It’s okay to just admit you ain’t got that dawg in you. No need to blame BlueSky

Dolphins hired Jeff Hafley. 22-26 at Boston College Jeff Halfley. Somebody kill me please.

Football fuckin sucks unless Indiana is playing.

actually this app is good

I had felt a bit better for a couple days and tried to play our show last night. Immediately realized something was wrong first song. Powered through 3 more before having to end early. Was very upset, but the support in the room was overwhelming. Folks who support live local music are special.

“So, her great-grandmother’s name is Lorelei, her mom’s name is Lorelei, and HER name is Lorelei but she goes by Rory. Everyone in town loves her, but she ruins it by having an affair with her ex, Dean, even though she’s in love with her future step-cousin Jess. She winds up with Logan, though .”

It seemed apropos that when, on a date night with my wife and following @surber.bsky.social's advice and seeing live music, the band played like six Steely Dan covers.

She building a ladder to heaven in her throat

I’m playing live music tonight in Winston-Salem. Lord willing and the creek don’t rise we start at 8.