Goddammit. @surber.bsky.social nearly made me run off the road from laughing at “Doritos is basically the same sludge that transformed the turtles into ninja warriors” Another perfect @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

“I fuck pizzas on OnlyFans!”-Raphael @surber.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

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My dad’s got his Christian Wilkins jersey on, vibing, overall he’s pretty stoked right now. I swear to god Clemson if you piss this guy off…

Same

I didn't get to finish this week's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social til last night, but I'm STILL thinking about @surber.bsky.social's BYU tortilla soaking joke. Perfection.

The prodigal son returns to the Blitz @surber.bsky.social

Board op on the College Football Blitz today with my guys @stephenhartzell.bsky.social + @tjbickfo.bsky.social 👀: www.youtube.com/live/J_CJN_v... 🎧: thevarsitynetwork.com/audioapplink...

The Gilmore Gods hath forsaken me. I spent 3 hours yesterday getting up fallen leaves in the yard. Their overnight wrath was mighty and swift. For what was once uncovered hath become covered once more.

This is my favorite episode of the show so far

@surber.bsky.social justice to help develop material

Low-key the best part of this is that he is addressing the Illinois Federation of teachers

It’s important for everyone to know that @hollyanderson.bsky.social is actually the master of the horns.

Excited for y’all to hear the newest Phantom Island about the return of Vandy Volleyball. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social outdid himself this time. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Good morning and fuck you (not you, probably)

@surber.bsky.social on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social "What's Mine is Hearse"

As a Mikie of the Mikey variety, and as they say in Jersey, fuck you Jack Ciattarelli you fuckin fuck.

fuckin' right Coach

It is our turn next

Fellow bitter southerners, North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote

Dick Cheney died rather than live in a world where he couldn’t watch the SEC on YouTube TV, respect

Sources telling me Dick Cheney has carpet bombed hell.

To be fair to Dick Cheney, that Dick Cheney was coming right at Dick Cheney so Dick Cheney had no choice but to shoot Dick Cheney. Btw Dick Cheney is dead.

How you get fired on your day off?

Almost fought a dude today. God, I miss fighting.

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Vibes are out of control in Toronto from the jump

Loss hurt more bc Cade Klubnik was Z28 Klubnik again today. T-Tops and all.

Dabo in the middle of Hartwell on his boat tonight.

It’s step on your own dick Saturday in Miami this week, that’s good at least.

Duke convincing everyone they’re underdogs at anything is so funny, but we suck so 🤷‍♂️ . Refs made a tough call, Clemson allowed 5 4th down conversions prior to that though. Unfortunately the call will be the focus instead of the staff’s utter failure to prepare the team to play every week. It’s over.

Fuckos

It’s definitely basketball season

Unserious conference. That call is so dumb.

The Tom Allen Experience. I want OUT.

I don’t know why, but the Blue Devil mascot has always looked like Carl from Sling Blade to me. 🐅 What are you doing with that pitchfork, Blue? 😈 I aim to kill you with it.

Bulls are 5-0 and the Dolphins fired Chris Grier. Clemson gonna fuck all this good mojo I have up and lose to Duke.

This Bill Belichick UNC team is so cursed they’re outgaining their opponent 103 to negative 8 and losing

Happy Halloween yall

On a more wholesome note. Tonight’s selection. Everyone gets 1 bar or bag of Skittles and a Blow Pop. Important to invest in the youth.

This morning our bed frame gave out and BROKE. I’d just like to say: That’s right baby.

Come to The Hangout at Broadway on The Beach RIGHT NOW for @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social LIVE. To be clear: this is not the literal beach.

I’LL BE THERE JUST LIKE I WAS THERE DRINKIN MOUNTAIN DEW MIXED WITH THE WATER OUT A AC DELCO BATTERY WHEN THE PAVILION WAS STILL THERE BROTHER

Can’t help but hear this in @surber.bsky.social’s Jelly Roll

Moon's up

FOLKS!! LinkedIn is battling THE HAINT tonight; if the link below isn't working for you try this one instead: www.linkedin.com/posts/shutdo...

Got behind a purple Lamborghini Aventador on the way home and I just had the stupidest smile on my face the whole time. So fuckin rad.

I only really interact with those of yall who followed the Fullcast extended universe over here from the bird. Recently though I’ve started getting some replies from… The Others. Is it mean to just start replying by asking “who is Antioch?” and if they don’t answer correctly that’s a block?

EXCEPT MITCHELL AT THE AUTO ZONE YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!