Bouncer at a piano bar Technical writer for toy company After-school program director Education Specialist at a museum Area IT Director for massive hotel chain

Post insane bootleg sports shit for @dhm.bsky.social

Post insane bootleg sports shit for @dhm.bsky.social

Post insane bootleg sports shit for Dan McQuade

Post insane bootleg sports shit for @dhm.bsky.social

Getting to regale Dan with tales of the six foot MANNING THE TROOPS black velvet paintings of Eli that they sold at Barnes Crossing Mall in Tupelo was a joy of my life

The tweet of this lousy era we can't get out of x.com/dhm/status/8...

A guy who operated kindness-first On Here. Thankful for all the laughs he gave us, free of charge. I hope those of you who knew him better are comforted, and may his soul rest easy.

Word to @reidman.bsky.social and @jasonkirk.fyi

This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom: "If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."

One of several sneak peek’s from “The Last Game” documentary that will dropping on YouTube soon! This documentary was two years in the making and captures the memories of fans over the course of 57 seasons.

I’m not really big on the whole cancel thing, but American Gods was my favorite novel of all time and I haven’t cracked it since the accusations arose. He was annoying in his “Palmer years” and everything that came out confirmed deeper suspicions. I’ll turn on the wood chippper when he’s tossed in.

They’re playing those two kids who run around the White Base pissing everyone off

(Setting: The Lion King musical at the Murat Theatre) Momma: Bill, you need to watch your language. There are children here. Polian: I’m sorry Mary Lou, I just get confused and forget where I am… (Chomps on milk duds) Is that a fucking lizard up there?

The "small world" moments that Jason's brought up on the show and in his (very good) book have been astonishing, like the time, 25ish years ago, when we were like 200 yards apart at a Christian music fest: he rapping for tips and I being chased by an Iced Thai Coffee vendor who found me a "nuisance"

Gennings. Dunker.

I wasn't in a Christian Ska Band but I did work "tech" for several of them, worked one of Katy Hudson (Perry's) shows when I tried a pickup line and got the response of "was that really your best?" Sent me into a deep Pedro the Lion spiral

Binged Wonder Man, And while I don’t traditionally care for “it’s a show about Showbiz!” shows, Trevor Slattery is one of my favorite characters in the history of fiction. Liked the show, loved the appearance of Doorman, A little bummed that we didn’t get a “Trevor Slattery will return…” bug

Oh we’ve got some Great Lakes Avengers representation in Wonder Man

Zeppo: PEANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS to you! Homan:Now-see-I-whattisthemeaningofthis! Harpo: (pisses in Homan’s coat pocket)

HOONSIER

My Mario is the One True Mario: Captain Lou giving the most heartfelt anti-drug message in history.

She was gonna beat that man’s ass

I had the privilege of volunteering for a refugee support program run by a Somali-born community leader in college, up in Ft. Wayne. Learned a lot from that wonderful lady, most importantly that Somali women will beat some ASS if they have to.

I says son theys people laidt down thuyr LIVES in this country so you woudn haveta wurr no hemmet

Greatest animated film of all times

Will repost whenever I see it

Chiitan vs Boogeyman ブギーマンちゃんとおままごとしましたっ☆

LOOOOOOOOOL Dude how much of a rotten old butthole do you have to be to screw that up, he was a lock

A collection of Kaleb's writing put together by his family. www.kalebchorton.com

Checking in on Uncle Cougar post-champeenship

"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights. Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY

(extremely @surber.bsky.social Jellyroll voice) BRUTHER YOU WAN TALK BOUT GLASS I BROKE A NEHI BOTTLE UP WHEN I'S IN SHELBY COUNTY AND STUCK THE BITS IN MY GUMS THEY CALLT ME GLASSULA

drunk history darmok and jalad at tanagra

OK, starting out very concerned… I’m three minutes in and they’re talking about Ubiquiti like it’s some kind of sleeper company and not the biggest game changer in network technology since fucking CISCO.

MATTHEW. (and Lillard, too!)

Last year, a human trafficking victim trapped in a crypto scam compound in the Golden Triangle region of Laos contacted me. He then proceeded to leak to me a huge collection of the compound's internal materials. Then he had to get out alive. This is his story. 🧵👇 www.wired.com/story/he-lea...

Wondering if Trevor Slattery becomes the real Doc Doom

I've had a promotional VHS for the test animation that became Batman: The Animated Series for a long time, I bought it on eBay in like...1999? The version they put as a bonus on the DVD said they lost the audio but uh, here it is. You're welcome Bruce Timm.

Gonna pound the rock like Ironhead (RIP)

Keep calling your congressfolk like they owe you money. Demand more ousters. Let em know lil’ Göring getting thrown off the bus wasn’t enough.

I know that I’m 6’ in Air Forces and Doc Martens (so I wear them) but always declaring that I’m 5’11” has only ever helped me in business and leisure. (Not romance though, as my weakness has always been for very untall women)

Apologies to @katieshook.bsky.social and all my fellow Central Floridians, but Sunday my Midwest Superpowers return and I will hulk up in cargo shorts and a Cream and Crimson hoodie. This is the blessings of Indiana Football FINALLY reaching me.

❄️ Folks, God herself has struck down half of our intrepid crew and encased them in snow globes To celebrate (?), we are declaring a SNOW DAY SHOW Please call (470) 794-2909 and leave stories of the dumbest things you have gotten up to on this or any other snow day Do not fail us. Thanks 🌝

just say you're 5'11" sincerely, a person who is actually 5'11 and 1/2

I just trimmed my mustache while listening to Against the Wind, so my Midwest card is still good for another year

Spencer will bring the Complete, Priced-to-Own, 33 volume set I will bring the VHS tapes of Space Dad showing us Spurious tales of Intrigue

Bang & Olufsen BeoSound Ouverture CD-Tape-Tuner (1994)

Uncles are always needed

Saw him open for Glenn Phillips from Toad the Wet Sprocket at Schubas in Chicago... man, 25 years ago, and all he had was this EP that Glenn Matullo recorded in Athens. He SHREDDED. As soon as his opening set was over we RUSHED the table to buy that record. Can't find it on streaming anymore.