My mom told me I could play GTA only if I followed all the laws (including traffic) and only fought in self-defence

i have the urge to commission an artist to recreate these guys as goblins, pouring through a blackened doorway, howling as they descend on fresh kill

On days like these... kids like you... should be launching watermelons from a catapult into your nuts

is there a pacifist route jackass??

never watched jackass, so i guess i’m surprised to learn that johnny knoxville seems incredibly likeable?? esp now that he’s getting old he seems like he’s becoming wholesome jack nicholson or something, pretty wild

the humor in this series is like if Kurt Vonnegut was a shitposter

THE FIFTH FIELD. deltarune.com

Composer series continues! Breaking the Xenogears streak but still in Mitsuda's Celtic-heavy PS1 era: Dragon's Prayer - Chrono Cross (full vid: youtu.be/5bMl2_L9UV8?...), showcasing his talent for devastatingly gorgeous lyricism--g minor, wide intervals, a constant, inexorable LH ostinato--

klik & play / the games factory + digital fusion + cool sax

i'll be releasing a new album, The Autumn Tape, in september. it's a fragmentary exploration of tape aesthetics drawing on jangle pop, K records, 70s psych folk, and other stuff. give the first single a listen over here: harrisonlemke.bandcamp.com/album/the-au...

god bless our brave dataviz warriors. every time i look at any band's wikipedia page i make a trip down to the timeline to admire their work 🫡

dude wipes of chips

I'm blown away by how well Unbroken Hollower has been received! Here's the artwork for it, a new personal fav of mine 🐭 Mina is goin places!

one of my old church ladies shared an AI glurge video on facebook: little boy at a vet graveyard, saluting tearfully and asking daddy if he's doing it right. then he looks straight at the camera and says "don't forget to subscribe"

Metal Gear Solid merch up for order at Fangamer buff.ly/AYKvbz5

IT'S OUT! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aYM... AFTER 19 YEARS OF OFF-AND-ON DEVELOPMENT ENJOY!!!!! #earthbound #mother

It seems, as I read the situation, that the WH decided not to disclose MOU terms tonight to avoid criticism spoiling UFC event; so Iran is disclosing phony terms that are even worse; which is infuriating WH folks, who want to respond; but they can’t get permission b/c principals are at the UFC thing

stunning chrono trigger shadowbox diorama by @meeellla.bsky.social 😍

oooooh someone is getting yelled at by the intergalactic council

throwback thwednesday: thinking about the old VRML Saturn Valley added to starmen.net in 2001. VRML was a sort of web 3d model viewer platform that let people make explorable 3d environments, and it Blew My Freaking Mind at the time. i spent so much time "hanging out" in this 3d saturn valley

Deltarune! new! drawn/designed by me! (vibrating with excitement about the Rouxls Kaard plush)

in addition to the other positions we're hiring.. we need WAREHELP. hast thou muscle to trade for coin?? we'll let you ride the freight elevator... www.fangamer.com/pages/job-li...

The folks over at @starmen.net held a charity event for the World Central Kitchen. In said charity @reidman.bsky.social put up this beautiful Mother 3 deluxe box signed by Itoi. I won the charity auction and asked to have some of the team to also sign it and it arrived! Thank you all so much! 🥹❤️

After a LOT of work, I just finished a new Earthbound lofi megamix, this time, using ACTUAL audio cassettes to really capture and transfer that good ol' tape hiss. a true lofi mix! www. youtube.com/watch?v=IMaRMG_iJPQ #lofi #earthbound #music #mother #videogames #vgmusic

on FB marketplace there's about a dozen people all constantly re-listing the same vehicle for sale. whats the play there? like is that an outright scam or just some scummy micro-dealership thing?

STEAM NEXT FEST DEMO THIS WEEK! 😊 We’ve got a new trailer for you and look how good our little TANUKI looks! Thank you to IGN for hosting our new trailer. This demo is the first opening 2 hours of the game and your save carries over! We can’t wait for you to join Pon! youtu.be/Qih7SZYgWXg?...

We're looking for an AR/AP Clerk to join our Tucson office (which, itself, will be getting an upgrade eventually..) - if you or a friend are in finance and data entry, consider applying! www.fangamer.com/pages/job-li...

i'm glad this video fights back against the misconception that EarthBound's marketing somehow contributed to the game's failure in the USA. if anything, it contributed to what little success this RPG found in America!

🚨 IS THIS YOUR GRANDMA 🚨 We recently received these found photos of a grandma getting an NES for her birthday. We've determined it was October 1990, it was her 65th birthday, and she was in Miami, FL. Did she like Duck Hunt

taking my daughter to the salon: plants in gold metalwork pots. a little wine chiller. all manner of crystals, including a geode just kinda chilling on the floor next to the trash can. maybe thats where it goes for its break

asked @meeellla.bsky.social “what was the name of the ff8 protagonist again?” and she said “i don’t know.. Dearth? Tyde?”

my girls were laughing at AI-generated shirt designs last night (surprisingly common hallucination: cowboys with 3+ feet) and it occurred to me that there’s a micro-generation that will be nostalgic for this stuff someday

No guy worth his salt actually wants to do anything. And then drop a hot vegan girlfriend into the equation and he's saying he always wanted to visit Machu Picchu and become Texas senator.

I LOVE that the Switch 2 version is the special kinda cart that works in Switch 1 and includes the Switch 2 update. That's the right way to do it imo.

happy thursday ✌️😎

DELTARUNE Chapter 3 and Chapter 4 vinyl is here! Plus Chapter 1 + 2 restocks and a new four-poster set featuring ADE's cover art for each album. Available now: www.fangamer.com/collections/...

easily one of the best things i've seen this week

the real problem with the neopets roleplaying forum is that most of its users are there because they want to be in a bubble. and they can tell themselves that it’s just about not wanting to battle in the battledome forum, and that’s part of it, but also there’s a palpable desire to be a cybunny

modifying pearl jam songs to be about stuff your kids are doing - top tier. low words per second for easy improv, and vedder is incredibly fun to emulate. you get to make a weird voice and if you get stuck you just say gibberish 👍👍

Keep laughing imagining Don Jr glancing toward the door of the wedding chapel to see if Dad changed his mind. And instead it's just Rob Schneider walking in wearing a porkpie hat

of all the spam i get, chinese factory spam is EASILY the coolest. time to nail down that farming simulator license

seattle friends – we're hiring a web developer to join our bellevue office! RTs dearly appreciated~ www.fangamer.com/pages/job-li...

Live on the free feed: Earthbound fans @bobservo.bsky.social @reidman.bsky.social @charlieverdin.com & @everdraed.bsky.social speak of Mother 3, the sequel we never (officially) got to see retronauts.com/article/2510...

preppin for our stream! my daughter opal is going to take up her mom’s mantle doing live clay art ✌️😎 twitch.tv/starmanclub

Heads up! 2 hrs remain until the FINALE of the MOTHER 3 20th Anniversary Funfest streams live on Twitch! We've got @reidman.bsky.social at the helm for GPP 19, kicking things off with a nostalgic boat ride, and journeying to the depths of the earth to confront the final boss... See you there!

🚨incoming officecam🚨 live from fangamer, 24 hours from now – i'm streaming the end of the MOTHER 3 funfest! * auction results (can we hit $10k??) * idle chat about The World of 2006 * pizza for the end of the game/world?? please feel free to inspect this BTS photo of our crew for a set preview

the signed MOTHER 3 DX box is now up to $6,250 😅 BUT @meeellla.bsky.social's figurines are all in the $300 range! ~32 hours left on the clock if you want to make a donation bid for @wck.org and come away with a one-of-a-kind sculpture from the creator of the M3HB figs~ tiltify.com/@ladyte/auct...

I made another design story video! This time it's about the time I published a shirt at UNIQLO stores worldwide. Great for aspiring designers! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jocG... #art #design #fashion #uniqlo #akamai #cloudcomputing #linux

Don't forget, there's also a rare opportunity to bid on Reid's own Mother 3 Deluxe box, signed by Shigesato Itoi! Check out the auction before Tuesday, May 19th to send in a bid before the window closes! Auction --> tilt.fyi/qe49s8Epau