y'all laugh but it happened to my cousin a couple years ago. walked into work on morning and Rod Serling started monologuing about him. poor bastard was in the Twilight Zone before lunch. he's still fighting with the insurance company

this is a terrific opening paragraph for a dystopian pulp novel released in 1997

Me and my wife have 3 weeks to finish Elden Ring before her due date. We have 27 Sites of Grace left to find in the DLC. Then we need to beat the DLC and finish the final bosses of the main game. We have to do this before the baby is born because Elden Ring cannot be paused.

Reports of three explosions of unknown origin were heard in Taheroieh, Sirik, Iran, according to IRIB.

Repentant incel trying to be woke: "foids hold up half the sky"

Lusk, 6/26/2026, 1:50:25 AM

Not enough has been said about throwing conservative commentators behind bars for hate speech. For years.

And now graduated to hospitalized, not entirely sure what's wrong

A few tourists get caught on camera having a good time in one of the 10 livable areas in this country and everyone acts like the world loves us again

Wife going to the ER again, not dire situation but prayers please

Advertisement for dried fish, Estonian SSR, 1970.

Fifteen thousand people believe that bamboo will do anything to a data center besides make the landscapers miserable

Lord have mercy, they're saying the dead could be in the tens of thousands

Whenever I hear someone claiming that USAID was evil from a leftist perspective, I hear someone saying “yes, millions ARE dying because Musk and Trump killed USAID, but at least they’ll die free of American imperialism.” Notably it is never the people saying this who are dying.

Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts

I haven't seen a single economist arguing that the Hormuz/oil situation is fine so I guess we're just speeding through the fog until we suddenly slam into the concrete wall

Elk Mountain, 6/23/2026, 10:31:38 AM

Nightmare blunt rotation

Just browsing.

Tbh it’s extremely funny how prison abolitionists think that “okay what will we do with the murderers” is some sort of out-of-left-field bad faith gotcha

The jury is still out on halo 2, but we know for a fact that halo 1 was woke. The old white naval commander dies because he disregarded the advice of a woman.

The reflecting pool thing feels like something from antiquity, something ancient "The emperor is fixated on his reflecting pool, and obsessed with turning it deep blue. He spends great sums of gold renovating it and ruminates on it while Persia lays waste to his legions on the empire's borders."

I don't expect everyone to be a police abolitionist but c'mon you cannot possibly believe that we need more cops in this country

Lindsey Graham, a former member of the committee on foreign relations, is describing a blatant violation of the constitution and international law here, with no plausible way to claim ignorance about what he is doing

This coffee is unbelievable. It's pitch black. It's thick raw crude, Hormuz strait Texas tea. Looks like I just unscrewed an oil plug. Pouring hot asphalt into my mug. They got Saddam over this shit. A sip of this is a line of pure rocket fuel cocaine. I'm gonna be up cleaning my house until 3am.

Platte/Converse County Line, 6/20/2026, 7:35:33 PM

Airstrikes are reported in Southern Lebanon https://t.co/gErXiTS7xG

It's frustrating to see Linkin Park lumped in with nu-metal (which is a brainless genre) because I feel that's a misrepresentation. The first two albums were incredibly heartbreaking and they took me back to some very dark places in my past. They helped me process those times and leave them behind.

holy shit????? ICE is getting rid of seven of the 11 would-be concentration camp warehouses they purchased and sec. mullin indicates new mass detention centers are not priority. huge!

the funniest part of the Cheetos video is the end, when she dumps in four different B vitamins

Keep Cook County Sheriff's Officer Gigliotti dapping up an ICE agent this morning in mind, as you read this very relevant piece by @zoetakaki.bsky.social. It looks at how Illinois leaders and agencies are dragging their feet-if they even do that-over holding federal immigration agents accountable

IMO everyone currently in the USA and who was in the USA during November 2024 deserves citizenship as reparations for how poorly nationality law has been designed and enforced

no pathway, just citizenship

If you're tracking China's increasing influence around the world, you know African trade networks and infrastructure plays a central role—China accounts for roughly 22% of all African trade, and Chinese firms now operate, finance, partner with, or hold stakes in roughly 1/3 of African ports. 1/2

I think it's important for people to read the kind of comments a judge has to make to extremely vulnerable people in order to get sanctioned.

Hey so letting ICE detention centers operate without oversight because you have an 'agreement' with the private prison corp running them is not okay.

Oh shit, cornmeal and vitamins. They're killing us.

I mean just look at this, my god www.eia.gov/todayinenerg...

JD Vance on Fox News says Trump wants the text of the agreement with Iran to come out after the formal signing on Friday. Earlier, U.S. officials said it could come out in the next 24-48 hours.-NewsNation

This is my favorite part of the day now

Senior U.S. officials said that comparison to the JCPOA are inaccurate as the JCPOA was a final agreement where this MOU is a framework for negotiations.-CNN

I think Vance is running into a problem many have been pointing out for a while: He’s signed up for an ideology that wants the Catholic Church to take on a more public role in support of right-wing postliberalism, but the actually existing Catholic Church rejects that project.

ZERO PASSAGE IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ || THE IRGC NAVY HAS NOT ISSUED ANY PASSAGE PERMITS FOR OVER 96 HOURS. || UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS CLOSED TO ALL VESSELS AT THE ENTRY AND EXIT PASSAGE-IRIB NEWS AGENCY

[0003979] Hives immediately fill with thousands of bees.

[0007768] Dwarf children hauling booze barrels out to visit their parents at work

This is the first time I've genuinely believed that God was siding with a specific sports team.

It's almost like a beautiful dance at this point.

Can’t believe this sick ass picture of Todd Blanche on the day Trump got convicted never sold

Members of @batonrougedsa.bsky.social and @neworleansdsa.bsky.social report on the attempt to gerrymander away Black political power in Louisiana.

send in the green berets sir