Shen Yun is probably going to be the most artistically significant performance at the Kennedy Center this year

Chears

Chears

I wish all of you a peaceful and introspective new year

Becoming functionally asexual seems like the best possible thing that could happen to a person

I always thought having a beard would function like a small sweater on your face but it’s just kind of there

Paying for airpods with my apple card feels lik I'm doing product placement on myself

John Halo

My new years resolution is to listen to Auld Lang Syne

We have to let an international gang of rapists roleplaying as Bronze Age savages decapitate children from 20,000 feet and put teenagers through torture camps because the Bible and AIPAC said so

I put on The Master instead which was kind of evil but fantastic

Is it normal for everything showing in theaters to look disastrously bad

Right-wing anti-boomerism: slashing entitlements to immiserate tens of millions blah blah blah Left-wing anti-boomerism: transporting all old people to an American Neom to be constructed in Oklahoma

Why are you cheerful? We are not like that in Germany

My favorite Christmas song is the dubstep violin Carol of the Bells rendition

Where’s my gay apparel

Santa can eat shit

Every Ms. Rachel complaint comes from something that barely corresponds to an outline of the human likeness posting a screenshot of her saying how she hopes all people can be safe and happy with an explanation that she’s metaphorically loading Jews onto the trains again

Going to a grocery store today for 4 items

Apparently the 60 Minutes segment is not even that good so it’s even funnier to kill it and still mess that up

I won't be celebrating my accomplishments this year because it implies human activity is meaningful or even praiseworthy

Conservative Silver Jews would be like "Oh Dallas you shine with an awesome light/don't you know that God thinks you're alright?"

BREAKING: Christopher Nolan is going to serve up some more slurry from the trough and you'd better believe I'll be first in line to gulp it down

Mincer

Fairytale of New York is not very good unless you have epigenetic memories of being dropped on your head as a baby repeatedly

We can never let the stupids live this down

The guy who “reviews” Catholic parishes in NYC is going to have to face me in battle

lol

Happy Holidays fam! I wanted to pop on real quick and share some stuff I made up about childhood diseases

Uhhh you have to feel sad a genocidal rabbi got what he deserved. It's the official government policy

Sorry to get political but it is funny how closely this admin is following the last 1-2 years of the previous one. Is this just going to be the way things go for the next decade

I ❤️ Being A Soylennial

Sorry but guilt doesn’t work on me. It’s expired because I wanted it to be

It's impossible to be a Nazi if you're pro-Israel

6,700 YEARS?

The Grinch is an asura of the desire realm who in a past life gave to those following incorrect precepts despite himself holding right views and cultivating wholesome karmas

I do not want to chat with Copilot in Excel

Like many people, my student loan payments restarted this year. For some, this was a catastrophe. Even an extra $100 a month can derail someone's life. For me, though, it was an opportunity. Here are 5 ways I responded to the government taking my money with resourcefulness, grit, and grindset.

The January 6 pipe bomb suspect is a black conservative

Had the pleasure of meeting Yasser Abu Shabab at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

The abundance movement supports the fact that you need 3 separate streaming subscriptions to get access to all of the good series

Every time the topic of housing comes up on the local subreddits hundreds of mutants start swarming the comments for anyone who voices even mild skepticism about handing over decisions about where people will live to developers and white transit nerds. And you can’t even tell them to kill themselves

Old people should not swear #ItsMyTwoCents

The competition was pretty stiff this year but I think I have an outside shot for Antisemite of the Year next go around

My child, remember that you received what was good during your lifetime while Lazarus likewise received what was bad. And that was pretty awesome

If you bought something today you’re a bad person

32 year old man posting a Spotify link to Bladee - Waster