Happy Valentine’s Day, 新年快乐, Ramadan Mubarak and Happy Mark Wahlberg’s 40 Day Challenge

Tax return is filed

We're putting you in the crystal. Maybe you can come out in 100 years after everything's good again. But for now you have to go into the crystal.

Critical support for the Republican Religious Liberty Commission lady who wanted to bring Norm Finkelstein in as a witness lmao

I don’t think there’s any lesson to be learned about the fact that I tend to sleep better and feel more energized the next day after I’ve eaten a filling balanced meal

What’s NSFW about it?

One of the silver linings of taking the train in the winter is getting to pretend for a second like I’m living in an alternate history Soviet America instead of the real life post-Soviet America

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Muslimgauze, Wegman’s seltzer, leftover homemade cookies

Instagram keeps serving me ai generated wet jeans fetish reels. Feel like this is going to be my leaded gasoline

My mutuals

Bannon: the devil is based ;) E (just found out what Paradise Lost is after googling): the courage tobnever submit or yield, - Miltom

Looking at the estimate for my electricity bill this month makes me want to hurt myself

It seems implausible that Pope Francis was a secret agent helping expose the global pedophile network but there are worse reasons for being mentioned in the files than Steve Bannon complaining about you

I feel like Jesus from the Bible

"FAFO" has taken on the same valence to stupids today that the "good old cause" did for English Civil War veterans

Lindsey Jacobellis and her sister Malmö

Two cheers for the parapolitics guys

Project 2029 priorities: >$1 trillion dollars to Israel conditional on an apology to an Arab looking guy from the Jews First Party >ICE agents required to state their pronouns before blackbagging citizens (legal and illegal immigrants excluded) >Supreme Court reform committee to meet at some point

Shutting down the Kennedy Center while holding a UFC card at the White House and a drag race downtown is definitive proof if we needed it that we're living under the America B Occupied Government

It must be gratifying on some level for conservatives to realize they are just temporarily embarrassed Epsteins

I want to reread Collapse in a non-leftslop manner this time around

He’s connected to an international network of pedophilic powerbrokers for an amazing reason

Wow… a few small beers from the movie

I don't think the right lesson to take from Macklemore is about the power of sincerity or whatever. It's that if you're a white guy who raps God places an immense burden of responsibility on you and how you choose reverberates throughout the rest of time

"It's not heavy but it's awkward" - traditional white proverb

Just another day in my freaking life 🤦‍♂️

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Another parallel with Israel is that the people in the administration with the most pull right now can only interpret agreement with the other side, even one weighted heavily in their direction, as failure

r/AskTheWorld: Which country once seemed likely to become a developed country, but didn’t follow that path? (Stock image of a distressed Chinese woman for some reason)

"Where we go one we go all" - Brecht

Very humbling to have struggled as much as I did to figure this out, but if you contributed to an HSA last year through your employer make sure to fill out the separate HSA section in the tax prep software so the contributions don't show up as taxable income

We need 100,000 leftist Anton Chigurhs for secret reasons

Without breaching the IHRA definition of antisemitism this is the kind of thing the founders of certain Middle Eastern paramilitary groups experienced as children before going on to make history

JDWMCOMA (Joint Dictatorship of the Woke Middle Class of Metropolitan Areas)

Anti-elderly politics is going to the new socialism of fools. And just like with the original one I’ll have been there for years with the exact correct angle on it

I've been working too much lately to still plausibly claim to be a bum :/

Feel like I should get back into OPN

It's incredible how morally and intellectually damaged you have to be to find almost any streamer, but especially right-wing ones, compelling or even diverting

Greg Bovine height

This is very obnoxious on multiple levels but the current drama I'm enjoying involves the credit card my apartment complex forced me to sign up for to pay rent which recently underwent the most complicated revamp in the history of finance. The redditors are rioting

Today we are all Betar. In honor of its dissolution I'm going to organize a Mohammed drawing contest and put up a bunch of fliers around town saying Gentiles don't have souls