Bob Dylan predicted terrorism with the track Isis, which comes right after he predicted racism by saying the n-word

Pol Pot stuff should be happening to conservatives constantly for 1 billion years

Olivia Reingold’s from DC

I looked up the Dune 3 cast after watching the trailer the other day and didn’t realize Pattinson is Scytale. Really really good choice

The folk wisdom around which college majors are “safe” is barely a step above superstition at this point. Never mind that large swathes of the population shouldn’t be making their own healthcare decisions much less anyone else’s, why would healthcare be a better bet than anything else?

It’s really insane that every concern about a stolen land sale hosted in a hotbed of radical religious activity has to be prefaced by noting that antisemitism is a serious issue

No one’s fully appreciated until recently how important “bullshit jobs” are to absorb the antisocial tendencies of the average American

Old people hate the idea of anyone under 40 not being locked in an office all day 5 days a week

Hate that I’m at the point of my life where I have to learn about something called lipase

It never gets old that every time there's a non-Israel related news item (at least once a week) Obama has to make a post about respecting democracy and freedom of speech or he'll get kidnapped to Gitmo

We’re going to get NAFO ISIS before GTA 6

I had to decline the promotion I was offered because it is the servant who takes money

I didn’t mean to ease draw

Totally unacceptable. Aladdin is without doubt a rogue, not a thief. Is this the quality of employees you choose to seek out @newyorker.com?

My understanding of the Sun Belt is that in exchange for having practically no public services or cultural amenities you get a massive new build in a development the size of a small town and better than average grocery stores

New Boards of Canada >>>>

Every time I’ve made fun of Mormons I underestimate how insane they are

Working hard, or even just feeling like you worked hard, gives you license to do whatever you want

Asian American rave culture is going to have the same magnitude of influence on the next 3 decades that hippies had on the last half of the 20th century

Saw part of a Sabrina Carpenter performance that made Salò look like entertainment for the whole family

Made a subpar frittata 😕

It’s probably fine that every other movie that gets made now looks like a 30 Rock gag

We need to start carrying around big pictures of the pope like Twelver Muslims do for martyrs

lol

Iran can’t shut down the strait if we do it first

The Chinese word for crisis includes the characters that mean danger and promotion at work

Sid Meier's Pirates is so peak

The Sperry Captain’s Oxfords are nearly 50% off on the Sperry website compared to J. Crew @beepthief.bsky.social

Unpopular opinion maybe but I don’t think it being a coin flip whether any ceasefire now is in bad faith or not is sustainable

BREAKING: Only the material body is perishable; the embodied soul within is indestructible, immeasurable, and eternal. Therefore, fight, O descendent of Bharat.

That could mean anything

After too much skooma: they own the banks you know

As I was saying

He is so Brandoned lol

I’m fine with paying more for gas if it means other Americans suffer

The problem isn’t that everyone dresses like toddlers, it’s that clothing isn’t shapeless enough

Reading through the "January 6 defendants involved in further crimes and incidents" section of the "Pardon of January 6 United States Capitol attack defendants" wiki page

ONE MONTH

No one gets mad at Mani anymore. They just jump immediately to blaming the devil

A man (indeterminate religious or ethnic background) was arrested in connection with a possible itty bitty threatened assassination attempt against a terrorist supporting activist bleeding heart radical. The alleged crime seems to have no connection to anything else that’s ever happened

When the situation has been successfully resolved, #TheCork will simply remove itself from the Strait of Hormuz

It's cool how Baal has become one of the defining symbols for USrael to protesters

It is unbelievable that people still treat Barak Ravid like a reliable intermediary as opposed to a regime propagandist

Hope you enjoyed the last discretionary purchase you'll make this decade. I know I did

Official Iranian communications: The esteemed poet and national treasure Hafiz continues to inform the Iranian people’s and the whole world’s self-understanding to this day Official Israeli communications: I am the antichrist described in the Bible