Unpopular opinion maybe but I don’t think it being a coin flip whether any ceasefire now is in bad faith or not is sustainable

BREAKING: Only the material body is perishable; the embodied soul within is indestructible, immeasurable, and eternal. Therefore, fight, O descendent of Bharat.

That could mean anything

After too much skooma: they own the banks you know

As I was saying

He is so Brandoned lol

I’m fine with paying more for gas if it means other Americans suffer

The problem isn’t that everyone dresses like toddlers, it’s that clothing isn’t shapeless enough

Reading through the "January 6 defendants involved in further crimes and incidents" section of the "Pardon of January 6 United States Capitol attack defendants" wiki page

ONE MONTH

No one gets mad at Mani anymore. They just jump immediately to blaming the devil

A man (indeterminate religious or ethnic background) was arrested in connection with a possible itty bitty threatened assassination attempt against a terrorist supporting activist bleeding heart radical. The alleged crime seems to have no connection to anything else that’s ever happened

When the situation has been successfully resolved, #TheCork will simply remove itself from the Strait of Hormuz

It's cool how Baal has become one of the defining symbols for USrael to protesters

It is unbelievable that people still treat Barak Ravid like a reliable intermediary as opposed to a regime propagandist

Hope you enjoyed the last discretionary purchase you'll make this decade. I know I did

Official Iranian communications: The esteemed poet and national treasure Hafiz continues to inform the Iranian people’s and the whole world’s self-understanding to this day Official Israeli communications: I am the antichrist described in the Bible

“Big government” not so much anymore

Gas to $5/gal. Kill all Republicans NOW

It’s disastrous for Democrats that public criticism of Israel and neoconservatism more broadly is being dominated by actual antisemites. Which is paradoxically a good thing because Democrats are evil and need to be crushed beneath the wheel of history

That one video of the guy filming Jersey suburbs and talking about how ugly everything is was so right it's painful

I love standing in the ruins of any kind of aesthetic production and laughing at the actor who made fun of ballet and opera

You are all out of your minds 👍

When our turn comes, we will explain we had no idea about potential connections to the terror

Pulling up the early history section of a Wikipedia page but for countries. What was happening in what’s now Burkina Faso 10,000 years ago

Did you really just call them the Epstein class bro?

Shout out Hezbollah

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

Last night we let the soft animal of our body love what it loves - something I would post if things were 10% less bad

So much of the admin’s messaging has to do with juicing the stock market. Way more transparently than the first term too

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US FENTCOM announces more of the good stuff for our fearless boys on the front lines of Epstein’s Fury

The most annoying people imaginable are finding out about Sam Kriss in 2026 on Twitter in case anyone wants a peek behind the curtain

#TheCork is in place for our own good. Attempting to remove it will only cause more problems

We won't need oil where we're going

I think gas should cost $17/gal and I support reinstating the draft

United States of Islam

I know you’re not supposed to talk about defunding the police but I think it would be fine for the NYPD to cut back its presence in Kuwait.

My first cancer scare of my 30s has been successfully resolved in my favor 😝

I am a pro-Iran propaganda account run by a team of social media specialists

Day 6 of the 4 day special pedophilia operation

Once the state has been founded, there can no longer be any heroes. They come on the scene only in uncivilised conditions.

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Trump 1 imagery: gay Cuban dancing on rollerblades to YMCA Trump 2 imagery: Male Fantasies by Klaus Theweleit

▪️Are you afraid of a U.S. invasion in your country? 🇮🇷 Araghchi: No, we are waiting for them. ▪️You are waiting for the U.S. military to invade, the ground troops? 🇮🇷 Araghchi: Yes. That would be a big disaster for them.