Hopefully Magisterium AI and FatwaTok can follow the path of dialogue and fraternity laid out by Pope Francis and Grand Imam Ahmed al-Tayyeb.

“The spice must flow!”

What? Not Colombia?

🇪🇸 ALBARES DENIES THAT SPAIN IS GOING TO “COOPERATE MILITARILY” WITH THE UNITED STATES The Foreign Minister has “flatly” denied the words of the White House spokesperson, Karoline Leavitt, who has just stated in a press conference that Spain is going to “cooperate militarily”

SPAIN DENIES REPORTS IT WILL COOPERATE MILITARILY WITH THE UNITED STATES — EL PAÍS.

Hopefully Magisterium AI and FatwaTok can follow the path of dialogue and fraternity laid out by Pope Francis and Grand Imam Ahmed al-Tayyeb.

I’m just going to say it: Can we hire that guy?

Delete your socks, people. "We show that large language models can be used to perform at-scale deanonymization...at high precision, given pseudonymous online profiles and conversations alone, matching what would take hours for a dedicated human investigator."

This is where I grew up! (In the neighboring 67th district)

JUST IN: North Carolina's Dem lawmaker Carla Cunningham gave the GOP the decisive vote to pass a law forcing police to comply with ICE. She said "all cultures are not equal." She just lost reelection BIG in the Dem primary to a progressive pastor & activist, Rodney Sadler. 70% to 22%! Context:

Coming in the morning...

Scoop: U.S. ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee joked to embassy staff about procreating while sheltering in place on Tuesday in a memo one U.S. official described as “awkward” and “odd.”

All I can think about is Jeff Bezos saying that he slashed jobs at the Washington Post — including those of foreign correspondents in the Middle East — based on "the data," and a few weeks later a whole war breaks out in the Middle East that these laid off folks would have covered as true experts.

Seems like there’s a third option…

This is especially stupid because the Catholic Church has long-established criteria for determining whether the resort to war is justified, which are clearly not met here. They’re in the Catechism!

Not gonna lie: much less exciting story than the headline made it sound

Sure, let’s get Turkey in on this, too. Why not?

REPORTER: Yesterday you told us Israel was going to strike Iran and that's why we needed to get involved. But today the president said Iran-- RUBIO: No. Were you there yesterday? REPORTER: Yes. I asked the question

The Shamwow Guy, Vince Shlomi, says he is suing the Texas GOP for “rigging” his Texas House race by not including the word “Shamwow” on ballots

They rename him the Secretary of WAR and now he's like "No, no, what we're doing isn't WAR it's something else!"

One reason this is so absurd is that, taken seriously, this would *also* mean that Iran was justified in striking US targets because they could reasonably anticipate that the US would attack *them*.

Oh no

Oh no

Same.

What even is a “crazy regime” these days? Flouting international law? Threatening your neighbors?

Potentially setting up the craziest possible outcome…

“Turns out you can just kill bad people and everything is fine” - Gavrilo Princip

The Kingdom of Jordan right now:

The Kingdom of Jordan right now:

The thing about war is the other side has a say, too.

This is nuts.

I think they learned the wrong lesson from Iraq…

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

“Hi, it’s me, the guy who blew up the last group of guys I was negotiating with. Would you all be willing to get together, ideally in a compact room above ground under good cloud conditions at daytime to talk this over?”

On top of all the reporting that this war of aggression was planned well in advance, it seems that the reporting also indicates that the US political leadership are quite literally too stupid to understand basic diplomacy. I mean literally not smart enough.

Not least coming in a distant fourth place and yet lecturing everyone else on what was wrong with their campaigns!

that's not how wars work but okay

Grok said so!

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She’s been released 🙏🏽

The Conference of Catholic Bishops is... not playing around in this brief. www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...

[6] "Susie Wiles, one of Trump's most trusted advisers leading his second reelection effort, is the individual singled out in Smith's indictment as the 'PAC Representative' who Trump is alleged to have shown a classified map." abcnews.com/US/top-trump...

“Make killer robots for us or we’ll take over your company, steal your secrets, and make them anyway.”

I showed this to my colleagues, and one problem besides the obvious ones is we use university IDs and passwords as login for Canvas. #AcademicSky

I’m currently writing in a pub where Cutting Crew’s “I’ve Been in Love Before” is inexplicably stuck on endless repeat and no one else seems to notice.

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Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

Portrait of Bishop John Fisher, 1534 #northernrenaissance #holbein

Seriously, 12 step rooms are filled with bio-hackers. We just used to call it “self-medicating.”

Looking forward to whatever batshit explanation Karoline Leavitt comes up with for this.