Sometimes I’ll be reading and the voice in my head will mispronounce something and then suddenly I’m above myself looking down on my mind with confusion and derision. Today I pronounced Luddites as Lood-ee-tays

No deal except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER

I’m pretty sure the UK is fake

“Tested mildly PCR positive” lmao not how that works

I love to imagine this was not a simple choice. They each filled out an extensive survey, listing their hobbies, with details. In the end there was one activity they both enjoyed “watching YouTube”, unfortunately the only channel they were mutually subscribed to was Jimmy, it was Beast or nothing

How it feels to be doing censorship: 🦄🌈✨

It would be really funny as a democratic house member to start doing like a daily TikTok post where you show yourself walking with a stack of printed out Truth Social posts to Mike Johnson’s office and talk about how you’re worried he hasn’t seen them and hasn’t realized how unstable Trump is

Oliver Lodge was a great physicist and inventor who also was convinced he knew mediums who were speaking to ghosts

If you ever get the chance to observe how someone who claims to work 100 hours a week on their path to becoming a Managing Director then you should take that opportunity. You may find 100 hours of physical presence, you may find incredible crunch, you will not find 100 hours of labor

March 6th. 65 days ago.

If you believe this then you are stupid

War. Is. Terminated.

Remember when there were 2 million Cybertruck preorders?

MTG: The United States has a jew problem, their perfidy hurts your pocketbook and they launch us into wars. We need to finally solve this problem The dumbest person you’ve ever met: she’s a great ally in our fight against Zionism

Every single person who supports MTG is supporting an antisemite

My golden idol is not a Golden Idol shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

This is one of the funniest bundles I have ever seen on Humble Bundle, get your predictions in about what books might be in this "Biohacking Bundle" (I'm going to put the answer in the replies so don't cheat)

I gotta be honest, it’s hard for me to work any emotional response to what self-published authors with less than 200 followers are doing

It’s unhealthy that my first thought here is to create a variety of different bots that tweeted lines from a variety of different historical figures on the spectrum from “terrorist” to “anarchist revolutionary” to “revolutionary” and figure out who exactly Bluesky mod team considers a terrorist

Lmfao

Watching David Attenborough get highly deserved praised for his century is reminding me: There is no crisis of masculinity, as such. We have plenty of positive male role models in our society. They just aren’t being pushed into young men’s feeds by nihilistic ad networks and social platforms.

Plus like ~55% of Americans adults have post-secondary credentials

Yes that is the real sequence. 1. Trump called Duke a klansman when they were both running for president 2. Duke endorsed Trump www.politico.com/story/2016/0... 3. Trump pretended he did not know who Duke was www.nbcnews.com/politics/201...

Remember when Trump called David Duke a Klansman and then David Duke endorsed him and then Trump started pretending he did not know who David Duke was

The pentagon knows the serial number for that missile

sick of Democrats that take your money and time and never live up to the hype? join us in sharpening the stick in the back of the establishment act.dsausa.org/donate/membe...

One of the “fun” propaganda tricks to remember is that people do not understand numbers, so if for example you want to hurt someone’s profile and you can tie even a small portion of their business/grants/campaign to an unsavory source then you can just repeat the number and the source over and over

Deplorable.

Why would the people who find counterfeiters be under the White House? They should clearly be under the Treasury!

It is hard to live life with a mind that refuses to connect any two thoughts together, a mind where each and every thought is a barren island. It’s even harder to lead a country with a mind like that

Don’t we mostly put our shipborne lasers on bigger ships than that

Trump is the rare leader immune to doublethink. Unfortunately, he’s also immune to singlethink.

Remember, no matter how many people die today in military strikes, the war is terminated.

Just one more day of war bro. We’re so close to a deal. Just one more day

This is incredible

March 21st: “The United States has blown Iran off of the map…Their leadership is gone, their navy and air force are dead, they have absolutely no defense, and they want to make a deal. I don't!” truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

"War. War Never Changes. Except when the war is not war but a limited duration operation necessary to deal with a national emergency created by attack upon the United States, its territories or possessions, or its armed forces"

—(end of long inspiring speech) this is the F… B… I… we do the impossible! (extremely long dramatic pause as rapt faces are panned across). Now go out there and find me that missing bottle! —(starts pouring bourbon into a pint glass) end of scene

Okay he’s handing these out like business cards and also keeping a detailed inventory? I gotta be honest, trying to keep a detailed inventory of your booze when you’re an alcoholic who frequently gives away booze seems beyond Patel’s capacity

I want every GOP senator on the record as to whether the United States is at war, and everyone who says "no" I want to be showed a post by Trump where he calls it a war, and then I want them to be asked again, and then I want them to be showed another post and then I went them to be asked again

The eternal hyper-unreality has driven me insane

Listen to the coke freak, read the pamphlet (at least the part before Marx yells at all the other socialists) standardebooks.org/ebooks/karl-...

Handing out customized bottles of whiskey is so 23 year old bachelor party coded

It’s kinda funny that the DOJ was founded to fight the KKK and the American voter was like “what if give that power to the KKK”

wut

Listen, in normal times this would be an extraordinary abuse of presidential power, but this is an exception because we recently terminated a war

i remember the part of my life when i didn’t know who marc andreessen was with a kind of wistful melancholy.

What are the utilitarian ethics of paying the antisemitic creator of MechaHitler for access to his compute? Asking for some effective altruists dedicated to alignment