The Hamburglar never really stole any hamburgers. This is a mythological expression of the decision to CRAVE and ORDER a hamburger the moment he walked into McDonald's. The decision transcends history by definition because it is an ever-present reality of existential possibility.

What we need is a Porky Pig of the left

Nobody talks about how the Hamburglar can cause hamburger loss

We need to bring back discussing kitchen table issues: the Hamburglar

Cuck Schumer

He is literally the worst villain in our country's history

Crimes in inner cities is out of control !!!! I saw the Hamburglar beat up a guy and take his juicy delectable mcdonals hamburger and the cops did NOTHING. They said sorry our hug a thug DA said he's allowed to do that now, because Woke

Thank you for speaking out on anti-burger violence. Our religion and culture is not anyone's costume and it is offensive to steal our burgers.

The Hamburglar isn't actually in the Bible, it was made up years ago to scare people....

I'm sorry, I was Evil at the time when I posted this....

I think we can all agree Kamala would have swept every swing state if she had simply denounced the Hamburglar

Attention new followers: if you fw the Hamburglar please unfollow!

Amerikans have a tradition of burning an effigy of The Hamburglar every year to ensure a bountiful burger harvest

Just thought about the Hamburglar

trying to explain the current political situation to an Amerikan: imagine if they let the Hamburglar run McDonald's

Do you ever just weep thinking about all the Burgers who have met their untimely end by the hand of the wicked beast The Hamburglar? What a wretched world

Fuck the Hamburglar all my homies hate the Hamburglar

Using the power of AI law enforcement can now pinpoint the exact location of the next Hamburglar attack. #thefutureishere #thankyousamaltman

I don't think it's funny to joke about the Hamburglar. In american culture stealing burgers is considered extremely dishonorable

They want you fighting against your own class so you don't realize your true enemy ( the Hamburglar)

Side note, among the things covered in here: There's a lot of "eww evangelicals" talk about the Rapture stuff today, but did you know the concept's origin is even more concerning? That's right. It was invented by an English man

Taking extra acetaminophen so my babies come out with a natural love for transit infrastructure improvement

"war on autism" is the colloquial name, the name historians use is "the 2025 autist-pedophile conflict"

Again already? That's awesome. I have prepared a complete history of the Rapture leading up to Tuesday's Rapture:

I think we need to give more kids autism,

Happy New Year to the Jewish homies, friend reminded me and it sent me into a bit of a reverie about the last days i spent in Occupied Quds. may we fondly hope for the end of the Zionist Entity and the restoration of free and full Palestine

Mr Trump, due to your recent erratic statements and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from imposter syndrome and/or undiagnosed adhd. I recommend you watch Bo Bunman "Inside" asap!!!

Nobody talks depression memory loss

No one ever talks about depression can cause memory loss

Nobody ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss

No one ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss

tonight i’m going to close my eyes for an hour and imagine an episode of Jimmy Kimmel. the guests will be Gaten Matarazzo, Taylor Tomlinson, and musical guest Benson Boone. and the commercials — the commercials are going to be out of this world. i invite you to join me.

Truly reaching levels of Americans Fat Eat Burger previously thought impossible. This is the apotheosis of western Civilization, this is what the fascists want to destroy 90% of the worlds population to protect

My name is Garbage Plate McChuck. I have three guns that shoot steak. I eat a hot dog every day for good luck. I drive a child-crushing truck made entirely of sausage. I am the acolyte of the concept of Meat itself, and I commit so much violence I shouldn't exist.

My name is Chicken Tender

I lost my job at Newspaper for posting this now im unhoused and there're hunting me like a dog

How it feels to contribute to the extinction of the white race

My name is Hamburger Hot Dog

im proud to announce my new “center-left” super pac called The Reasonability Center we are focusing on 3 simple truths - socialism 👎 - lgbt 👎 - exxon/mobil 👍

The average american Christian thinks Ronald McDonald was an apostle

Is that good?

No one talks about how depression can cause memory loss

Americans are fat and they eat burgers

Jay Leno has gone to heaven. He was funny on earth from having too big his face and he was on gasoline fire in his blue jeans clothes, but now he is in the sky. He did not die. He simply walked up the stars like stair steps into the glowing purple cosmos. He rules us now as a bejeansed god.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Why dosent anyone talk about how depression can cause memory loss