Don’t worry, the Supreme Court loves religious freedom. [joker laugh]

I hate that I have to care about NYC politics. All I know about NYC is bodega, pizza pie, "eyyy im walking here!", etc. With that said I am glad Zohran won

This is what they took from you

- Origen of Alexandria

Nobody ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss

Btw I'm going to be attending the Five Iron Frenzy/ Pilfers show in Millersville PA on November the 22nd 2025 of any of you want to find me and kill me

The Historicity of Grimace

The Search For The Historical Hamburglar

Dont 👏 dress 👏 up👏as👏Santa👏Claus👏if👏you're 👏not👏Turkish 👏

Btw I'm going to be attending the Five Iron Frenzy/ Pilfers show in Millersville PA on November the 22nd 2025 of any of you want to find me and kill me

Explaining Trumpism to Americans: what if, instead of going home to see your family, you were forced to stay alone and eat Burger

They call me the Wizened Unc

Hello I'm too fat and stupid to be a normal cop or a troop if only there were a government agency that would allow me to act on my violent and antisocial tendencies with total impunity .....

Im 21 follows away from 1k... y'all, let's make this happen.. #thejamescliker1kfollowerinitiative

I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be 60 degrees Fahrenheit at night time in November

I am more of a fan of Fuck My Ass Explosions later work where they explored the complexities of American mid west deindustrialisation through the medium of post-hardcore

The stupidest thing small businesses do: gendered single- occupancy bathrooms

Voted straight ticket Democrat didnt even look up any of the guys dont even know who they are. I don't even remember any of their names. Im orange man bad pulled im low information votermaxxing

succinct

People may mock this but this is a much more useful educational tool that will save more children in its respective targeted demographic than any anti-drug PSA

Trump take thanksgiving

Nobody ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss

Loading my children Kayleigh , Hrayden, and Hiytler-Anne into my FürherTruck ChildCrusher 450, driving 45 minutes to the Fuddruckers, on arrival an unhoused man very rudely starves to death in front of my beautiful children. I think "crime has gotten out of control, now that Democrats embraced Woke"

Cool new follower on bluesky dot com.

*dislikes your post, flags your post as rude, blocks and reports you, burns your crops, salts the earth so nothing will grow*

Im looking forward to being able to claim being shadow banned as the reason no one likes my posts

When the neighbor hood kids "tp" and "egg" my house, jokes on them, that's free toilet paper and egg., #GrindSet #FreeEgg

One of my favorite genre of media: horror anthologies that suck shit and are stupid but not in a "trying to be funny " kind of way

It's funny how much the people who run this site actively hate their user base

My Halloween costume is Yakubian Devil

'Horror movies'? Who needs them when you got that dang news!

"Hall of Ween" teaches children to expect hand-outs!!!! like and re tweet of you think children should have to start SMALL BUSINESS and buy there own damn candy!!!!!!

Fun movie trivia fact: in Back to the Future, the actual reason the delorean needed to go 88 miles per hour to time travel was because Doc was actually brought over to America during Operation Paperclip

Chudler and Dale vs Evil starring Alan Chudyk

how couples argue today WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA? HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

They're calling it "The Most Normal Campaign of All Time"

Fun movie trivia fact: in Back to the Future, the actual reason the delorean needed to go 88 miles per hour to time travel was because Doc was actually brought over to America during Operation Paperclip

America is falling behind the rest of the world on the field of Tricknology

Anything can happen on Halloween A burger could turn into a lunch

Trickler or Treatler

mikey needy drinky!

They're calling him the most median voter of all time

I like the moon water hex in hades 2 bc it lets u win without having to get any good