When I was in high school I thought most stories in The Onion were fake but the ones about "Area Man" etc were real.

Blue Jays need your prayers. Your loved ones can get next week's.

Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.

Sad to hear Mamdani is losing. He's young though and has a bright future ahead of him.

I found a pair of special sunglasses which have enlightened me to the secret truth about our society, which is that everything is slightly too bright all the time

I hope they verify my account on here by the end of the year. I'd love to enter 2026 knowing I'm a thought leader.

About a month to Black Friday... better get your Christmas lists to me soon.

Congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays on their "American" League Championship 🙏

Listening to Pavement's cover of No More Kings out of solidarity with Americans, no matter your political beliefs.

Wouldn't be surprised if Ohtani bet he'd hit three home runs and strike out ten... easy way to make extra money

Making a side cut into the USA so when it falls it's away from Canada

When I get a blue check on here I will feel so proud

My (real) doctor said he thinks carbonated beverages cause "genetic damage" and I was like that sounds wrong but yes I now believe it

i think it’s unbecoming and antisocial when people go out in public with freshly washed, still wet hair.

Now that I'm cola sober (28 months) it'd be cool to open a little place for other cola sober people without fountainheads around

Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate.

Congratulations to Venezuela on winning the Nobel Peace Prize. ❤️🇻🇪

Congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays and lol to the New York Yankees.

Thank you Blue Jays

What We Are Fighting For https://www.cupw.ca/en/what-we-are-fighting #SupportCUPW #canlab #cdnpoli @CanadianLabour

Tom and I are putting all future episodes of You Can't Win on the free public RSS feed. You can support the pod on Patreon for $1/month (or more), which also gets you access to the Discord and over 300 old Premium episodes but otherwise it'll be free.

I tried to drop out of this because of the war or whatever but my assistant Matthew said it's locked in. I'll be performing my controversial one-man show "You Have Been Warned" and donating 10% of the proceeds to Doctors Without Borders. Last thing I'll say about this.

The @nytimes.com Opinion Editor elections are coming up on Tuesday November 4th 2025. This election there are 165 positions open and eleven eligible parties advancing candidates. Go to the website to register to vote.

I insulted (told the truth about) Germans (which breaks German law and caused a suspension).

Three months until Christmas. Thinking of gift ideas. 💭🎁🎄

Happy Wednesday

Please pray for the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team. Do it instead of a loved one if necessary.

"By any means necessary" - Malcolm X.

I wish more places near me had ethiopian fajitas

Too much American news the past few weeks. Once in a while is fine.

hello! I made a substack out as a way to stay in touch without incessantly posting on social media. here’s a dispatch from last night’s opening of the Gaza Biennale in New York thealexpress.substack.com/p/the-gaza-b...

Hrm

Good luck to everyone starting the school year. 📚

Two months until The Outer Worlds II. The original is one of the few games I've played all the way through.

An all-timer

There's been a "blue check creep" on the other site. A lot of people getting blue checks that you'd never expect. I don't agree with all that but everyone has their reasons.

Try to give your Christmas list to friends this week so they will be able to look out for sales

“If you are in a bar that lets in Nazis you are at a nazi bar” do you guys think posting on the internet is the same as going to a bar

Three podcasts I like have reviewed the new War of the Worlds so I'm listening to four hours of this and I'll enjoy it and I'm not going to watch the movie.

I bet Eva Braun would’ve loved labubus

I bought this T-shirt, pretty happy with it.

I hope everyone has a good Civic Holiday.

Relatedly, wrote about sports, diet culture and adolescence in the Irish Times this weekend. Was very moved by a post from Katriona O'Sullivan (author of 'Poor') about her reflections on it so started there.... www.irishtimes.com/opinion/2025...

haha

Are you a Canadian with a disability? The federal Disability Tax Credit can help you qualify for significant programs like the new Canada Disability Benefit (~$200/month) and the Registered Disability Savings Plan. It's worth looking into! -getfiscal

TFSA, RRSP, RDSP, FHSA—lots of tax-preferred savings options in Canada. Do the research and it can pay dividends. -getfiscal

Yeah it’s time to bring back my all time favorite tweet, by @donaldhughes.ca

Poetry Sunday

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao