Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.

@ffsphinx.bsky.social lol

This is the ultimate boss of the lib white man. Despicable specimen

Springfield Shopper ass headline

the fascists at blusky said this is too long to dm smdh

@ffsphinx.bsky.social my famous white is right lineup not the same without sharing it with you

The Midwest ladies and gentlemen

@agrippanothing.bsky.social you cad

He made the meme a video what an absolute legend

@carlbeijer.bsky.social @carlbeijer.bsky.social you slag

Sources: The Big 12's board is not interested in adding Memphis to the conference. Memphis drafted a proposal to join the Big 12 that includes providing the conference about $200 million in various sponsorships.

Keep flanning on flaneurs

Help me win this giveaway! wn.nr/ErEZ77B

Raphael Devers is a problem not like a real team guy like Alex Bregman

Many such cases

That's right

That feeling when your wife asks you why you're drinking before noon

He never lies

I'm right behind you

I Wanna Smell👃His Farts💨💨🤢🤤😋So Bad But I Can't n It Hurts😮‍💨🥴😖I Kno He Got That ButtFunk Between His Hairy Soft Cheeks His Booty Just 🍑🤤🤤I Wanna Smack It Taste It😝Fuck It Kiss It Rub It😘😉My Best Friend🤜🤛My Homie Jaleel But I Can't Be Nasty Cause He Straight 🤦‍♂️

i dont think i’m better than u bc i’m skinny and pretty.. i think im better than u bc my average screen time is two hours and my most used apps are google maps and the green button where you make actual phone calls

This world needs more happy Max than mad Max

If you know you know. The modern world explained

FYI to high achievers/straight A-ers/gifted and talented-ers, my therapist says a lot of us get existential this time of year because our whole lives revolved around school and our bodies don't know what to do without it.

La general Sindula me pone rebelde

the ADHD experience of having close friends decide you’re “too much,” and instead of having a tough conversation (that could strengthen your friendship) they just stop talking to you

So I Just Found Out 1 Of My Brother's Friend My Friend🤝😎I Found Out This N Don't Take Baths🤤🤤🤤🤔💪😏FUCCCCCKKK I Bet 💰Jaleel Booty STANK 👃😋🤢🥵🥵😈But He Straight 😔😑Lemme Smell👃 n Eat👅 His Hairy Brown Ass Just Once🙏🪄🔮

I asked @dwayne.bsky.social if I should keep Austin Riley in dynasty baseball a few years ago and he told me to trade him because he sucks. I'll never forgive him

I just killed a Million Skeletons so if Skeleton God is real then I am fucked. Then again, if Skeleton God is a skeleton then I think I'm ok

I have some movie takes

the ghostly image of the wise old man appears "if the box has a photo of a dog on it it's not cereal"

Connect 2 objects & taunt a dog. "I'M MAKING TOOLS, DOG." The dog can't make tools. Defeat the dog w/ your knowledge of doorknobs. #doghacks

Man gets three blocks from supermarket before pounding the steering wheel in anger, realizing that, once again, he forgot about Dre.

Was great to meet @carlbeijer.bsky.social at #anthrocon

Its not called "reggae" if youre just coughing into a supersoaker and shootin it into peoples mouths. That's not called anything

I have made it back from Dog Universe, but at a grave cost: I am no longer in Dog Universe.

dinners READY! *i stab a hole in bottom of cornflakes box, 5 kids crawl in like spiders jostling for floor cereal i dont even know 2 of them