Going to bed where i will dream of Walmart.

If you enjoy watching a team getting taken apart and eaten piecemeal, might I suggest watching the Cincinnati Bengals this year.

It's funny to hear dan bongonono bitch about having to start his day at 7 and how long the hours are. More evidence they don't understand what it is to be in the working leader. The rigors will drive anyone mad.

Disappointed to hear a Perfume Genius track on a chatgpt ad.

Some think we're in a moment of a second civil war. This whole thing is far more of a repeat of Reconstruction and we need to be hyper aware of the fall downs and failures of those repeat efforts.

Why is Disney employing Charles Gruden in a goddamn sitcom?

I'm convinced we're the only ones that see this bullshit. Everyone else normal and not terminally online has tuned it out.

It's October eve, that time of year when i am equally baffled and in admiration of people with such passion for a terrible sport.

Someone asked if i was going to see "One Battle After Another" and i already read the book which was full of spoilers.

Everyone praising Maron right now needs to listen when he says the online politics of canceling people got out of hand and I'm not talking about chuds publishing immigrants home addresses. People were running wild with their power to make people miserable. Who thought that could get turned on you?

I see criticism of him because he's not some radical but I actually don't want a radical when it comes to human rights and culture war bullshit. I know a large segment of society doesn't like me, but we're not going to tell people how to live their lives and we're going to take care of everyone.

Saved $70 on Battlefield by seeing EA got bought by Saudi Arabia

Switching over to Troid Akers and Jobe Uck

oops, all scheming viziers

Intel can't finish their plant in Ohio and Trump let them off the hook for their CHIPS required milestones by taking a 10% stake in the company. Also, Taiwan ain't coming after what we did to South Korea.

Miami's uniforms look like a terrible new mint chocolate bar.

Saudis trying to buy EA and putting on a comedy festival is them moving the overton window until they expand their entertainment identity to monopolizing America's sports betting industry.

Mike McDaniel is twenty-sixty-five years old.

The trope of poor white inbreds in the deep south is a misnomer. It's the aristocracy that curated their bloodlines to concentrate power. It's the rich southerner who has a family tree with no branches.

You should marry a department store before you just start handling the merchandise.

I regret not asking Walmart on a date back in 1992.

Bill Cosby is going to the Riyadh comedy festival.

Anyone know an nfl update bot that lists teams in the update. I really hate this one that just posts "some dude out, ACL" Yeah man, 32 teams, 52 men on each roster. Ain't no one know every nose tackle and center in the league.

Tromp by Soy Boens

I forgot I downloaded this

I think this is what baffles the people who understand neo-colonial power the most. You're badgering a world with fewer reasons to listen to you. It's not in their interest to engage with us at all lest they become targets a mad king's violence.

It took Trump 60 minutes to murmur out a wet "that's all, folks!" before the UN Tuesday. Given that he was talking to himself and no one outside the greater Trumpiverse can hear him, it's the only thing he could say.

Walmart is quite literally responsible for the destruction communities from the 90s into the 2000s. This was done in front of our faces with vociferous opposition and people instead remember it was the muslim families they saw shopping there who are to blame.

There is something to the theory of gay men having an arrested development because we don't get the typical progression that straight guys have but somehow I lucked out in being more adjusted because i don't have insane rage at Muslims because I want to play with my Tonka Trucks

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

How many people have to die because Steven Miller's mom threw away his pacifier?

Voting fascism so i can watch jack boots stomp on mothers because i have fond memories of happy meal toys.

Recalling a bunch of chuds getting weepy about a drawing of the most spoiled brat's messy bedroom with a tv and Nintendo and all I can think is "you liked that fucking kid?"

Well, now you don't get any candy.

Mr. Beast: We've loaded this ship with 3/4 of a million dollars, protected by water cannons, sonic assault technology, and .50 machine guns. Lets see if our lucky contestant can get through.

When the winds of change blow, let not the public say that I too do not also blow.

You will not hear this often from me on the east coas on Sunday night: hell yeah, overtime.

Who is that to the left of Jerry Jones in the owner's box? No undershirt. You can see his nipples. Disgusting and very disrespectful!

No receiver within 20yrds of that throw. Bad bad bad call.

Jerry Jones and his coterie of mummies are surprised and displeased.

Not ok with this.

Looking forward to JK Cowling weighing in on the Viking's male cheerleaders next Sunday in Tottenham.

Am i watching the cowboys play a decent game? I'm calling the cops. *ICE knocks on my door*

Chuck Schumer should sleep on pavement.

Cowboys football brought to you by block chain dot com lol

it is, unironically, the absolute vindication of Fukuyama. we ended history and we were completely unprepared for the idea that "the end of history" was a state we'd have to work to maintain

I believe the President is gonna pull our little pants down and give us a paddlin'.