Sitting on a 50M cash stack and on the fence about liquidating some redundant gear and supplies to get the Dragon Hunter Lance I know I'm not gonna use at Vorkath cause I don't want to learn Wooxwalking or using it for Sailing stuff (where there will certainly be a PVM use for it)

finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence

astigmatic gang RISE UP

Just to drill down to how old we all are: the episode this scene is from aired a decade before Demotivational posters became a meme format. A format that became popular was over two decades ago.

I got "the talk" at 7 because my dad sent me to the same Catholic school he went to and knew he could either give me the tools and clinical understanding then and give me a chance to speak up if I ever got abused or wait til I was older and risk it

I pull up Facebook every so often to wish people who still use it happy birthday and it's just reels like "(((THEY))) don't want you know tobacco cures all cancer, we've known this since the 1500's" and "things me and my swinger husband put up our asses."

She's there to convince him to issue Papal Doctrine about leaf blower usage being a cardinal sin

Pam Bondi addressing the Press Corps: Let me be clear, if the President blew a horse he would have done it expertly. We've never had a President before who could blow horses at this level.

How your email finds me

Go to block a mutual whose unhinged posting clogs up my feed and they unfollowed me at some point so it's good knowing there's no hard feelings

"I am Spartacus" except everyone is admitting to felony sexual assault of a minor

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

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Tom Nipples dialogue tree still stuck on the same segment

I agree with Thomas, we should wait for the government to announce that it’s fascist before flying off the handle

stencil waiting outside the DNC at 7:00am

finally some good news

The girls are fightinnnggggg

Lunch beer as is tradition when in Michigan

Oh is the new reskin of the same game from 20 years ago with removed features that were good and new features that are just seratonin manipulation not good again. That's a shame.

"Harris had to promise to keep arming Israel or Mossad would have worked against her," is a stupid fucking argument for many reasons, but most importantly among them: She still fucking lost.

well well well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers?

Being made instently aware of a half dozen paper cuts thanks to a dripping burrito full of house extra hot salsa

"We asked the guy who ruined your favorite game at the executive level and the guy who ruined your game by joining your lobby what the best games are."

The reason Kash Patel's FBI is so bad at framing narratives around events is because DOGE attempted to save money by folding the Department of Fucking with Schizophrenics and Department of Inside Job Clue Leaving together

Yeah man, start branding yourself as the unwoke gay guy before you run for president again. Surely that'll work.

Zoomer coworker: I was listening to the latest Joe Rogan and he had a guy on who said that AIDS actually isn't that bad and it's the drugs that treat it that actually kill you I need a new job, man.

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton day

"We asked the guy who ruined your favorite game at the executive level and the guy who ruined your game by joining your lobby what the best games are."

Editors tend to be beholden to things, right?

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton day

NYT employees are all posting "how dare you disparage our institution, the paper of record." The paper of record: Get a lot of this trollop luring innocent men of power with sex to straighten her luxury bones

This better not unlock anything inside of me

Michael Meatball lmao come on

Bro trying to get ahead of Bill Clinton's name coming up

Every day, a dozen times a day I harvest seaweed and have to keep this fishbowl on my head the entire time cause the patch is underwater for a pet I'm just gonna leave in the bank. Absolutely insane I didn't get the pet drop by 99 Farming. This probably says something about my mental state.

How do they know his face just doesn't look like that

Me: I hate our governor, I would take literally anyone but him *monkey paw curls*

i trust the man who made what may have been the dumbest ad in human history to promote AI

Repo! The Generic Opera. Paul Sorvino. Enough said.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

Just want to remind people that despite the appearance of incompetence, the Democratic party is an well oiled machine when it comes to taking radical energy and molding it into something non threatening to the powers that be.

Personally, if I was running a journalistic organization based on public integrity, and one of my reporters got fired for soliciting bribes from the most infamous pedophile trafficker in US history, I’d probably take a peek at the ol’ mail server to see what he was saying to said infamous trafficker