It's that time of year again. The Steam Autism Sale.

Even coffee at HomeGoods is more expensive. Seriously man. Nike the game show host.

Me: H- People with blue eyes:

As naked children are being handcuffed and thrown into vans and disappeared... I want yall to have honest conversations with yourselves. Have you ever rolled your eyes or said Black people were overreacting when we called them slave catchers? Would you now be willing to admit you were wrong?

honestly it was pretty funny when the right was pretending that charlie kirk was a revolutionary civil rights leader when his whole deal was barely winning arguments with children

This bitch doing WAFFLES too huh

He's just like me fr

Lot of supposedly gifted people not gifted with actually reading what he said he'd do

Sept 30th Oct 1st

Watch Charlotte Clymer come back and here and yell at someone for calling Hegseth a DUI hire

I'm not watching shit with clankers in it

british wife: good mornin love british husband: a rat stole me weetabix

Liberals are playing a long game to sabotage Mamdani by making him condemn Hamas every time he appears in public. Like if he says it enough he'll become uncool enough to lose his easy lead.

Jay, what are you doing, get off my kitchen counter

government shut down

ADL *AGAIN* bends over backwards for Nazis, erasing a resource and database to appease antisemitic scum:

have y'all banned Jesse Singal yet or

there are gonna be guys paying $30 a month to play games on a $1000 handheld that's going to run some games worse than a Switch 2.

Real warriors knows it’s not biceps. All quads.

Lee Pace is a fucking gift to bisexuals

we dont talk enough about clocky lee pace

Trick or treating in Illinois

Sam Altman: the plagiarism machine can now do crime framing. Democrats: to save America from Donald Trump's brand of fascism we need to convince Sam Altman my district is the perfect place to put the data centers for crimeframer.exe

Sept 30th Oct 1st

"We told you Trump would be this bad." And we said Democrats would be complicit and enable him. "Ok sure commie, enjoy the camps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Government shutdown 👎 Government shut up 👍

Don't think I need to tell you why this has been the most pro AI administration

Feature number 8 of fascism "our enemy is both strong and weak."

You could argue a lot of wrong things if you're an idiot with a brain that doesn't work

Hakeem Jeffries believes the Republicans will do the right thing when the time comes and also that the Harlem Globetrotters always win because they're just that good.

Most wines taste exactly the same, sommeliers are some of the easiest people to fool on the planet and most wineries are prestige hobbies for rich people who just want the validation. Of course they bribe purchasers.

Mark Normand's wife: run

The only thing worse than getting bad news from a test result is looking at a result, not checking the date, getting excited, then checking back the next day for the actual result and it's absolutely as bad as you expected.

I can smell this thumbnail

Just remembered the ACP are a thing (on Twitter), wonder what they're up to now. I assume saying stuff like Saudi Arabia is based and an AES nation.

The meeting MAGA in the middle party believes that middle needs to be even closer

Just wanna post this because every couple of days some Kamala deadender asks why people never protest Trump about the genocide

This may be my magnum opus

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

Saved $70 on Battlefield by seeing EA got bought by Saudi Arabia

if they cave on this i won't vote for a democrat for dogcatcher and i'll do everything in my power to make sure everyone i know doesn't either

This is just "13-50" but for Jews.

Becoming an extra Deus Vult type ICE agent because the Democrats stole Orange County Choppers flame print Hawaiian shirts from me

Democrats: Trump is a menace. He is flagrantly violating the law and the Constitution. He is carrying out a campaign of vengeance against his critics. His policies hurt the average American. You can’t trust him or his promises. We stand ready to work with him and negotiate.

Antifa told me they would take me to Varrock but then let me past the dark wizard spawn and let me die then private messaged me spamming "N00BL3T" over and over