ice dorks in my neighborhood stopping at every house and taking pictures of every license plate but don’t like it when residents tell them to stop being creeps once again, these neanderthals can kiss *our* Hispanic asses www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...

COPD has the chance to do the funniest thing

This was our biggest charity stream ever and I think a big part of it is people really, really fucking hate ICE. So thank you to the power of hatred for really stepping it up yesterday.

no violence

“Much less money and NO VIOLENCE”

So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.

It’s so bad that either A) nobody has taken the time to rate it or B) the ratings are so overwhelmingly bad that IMDB disabled them so chuds wouldn’t turn the outrage gun at them

I did…it will get worse!

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This sentence is funnier than anything Schneider has said in the last 30 years

👏 👏 👏

My friend Jake’s dad got shot in the face with a flashbang by ICE and has to have reconstructive jaw surgery.

chuck schumer retire bitch

Frankenstein’s Mexican *

This guy's helmet is shaped like a playtex tampon applicator

Pennies at tourist traps:

I think Bovino is in there

If he was a natural birth, his mom GRIPS.

Me, a hat store owner: What size hat do you think you wear Him: well I- Me, slapping every hat out of his eggplant-shaped fingers: WRONG

His mom tried to pinch him off like he was a turd.

getting deported by the fucking elephant man

looks like a remedial saiyan

This is why you gotta cut those six pack rings

Vaxxed?

Yakub’s first biracial son

worst way to find out Trump is a Red Hulk

Remember Baby Nut from the Super Bowl? This is him now. Feel old yet?

I’m worried that if we keep making fun of this guy he’ll end up inventing white people

Forehead gentrified his face

Game ain’t even out yet and they already found him

Yakkub must pay for unleashing this demon

YAKUB HAS BEEN SPOTTED WORKING FOR ICE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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I justm... hope Carissa Cordel is having a nice evening

So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.

Darren Aronofsky’s the Civil War

I checked out his company website and their “company values” page is this jagoff talking about times he went viral. Oh your tweet about being a dipshit got 3 million views? I once posted about Kid Rock making music for chicks who jack guys off during Beetlejuice and it got 3 times as many views

Wow

Part of the CIA torture techniques used at Abu Ghraib was to take personal effects away from detainees so that they wouldn’t have anything to remind them who they were as a person, as their torturers started to break them down. These pigs are doing it to a 5 year old.

Chameleon-ass white boy

So run ads showing ICE officers breaking the law. There’s literally no limit to the heinous shit you can dig up. They rape detainees. They abuse children. They have been stealing from the people they kidnap. They have shot a handful of people to death this month and are still on the job.

the demands schumer laid out, in light of existing rules and current ICE practices, are not a serious effort at modifying ICE’s behavior in any meaningful sense. they’re an attempt to mollify the base with meaningless bullshit without actually changing anything so they can move on to affordability

Just realized I have a longer version of this video. At the start, you can clearly see the feds piling out of the cars to attack Pretti and then spray pepper balls, antagonizing the crowd.