America could have had our first baddie POTUS but instead all of your white relatives voted for Trump

Lol it really sounded like israel was booed? I wonder if usa will be

👇when you just fell out of a coconut tree

Gonna tell my kids this was Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris ran a billion dollar campaign, if you think a few malcontents online had anything to do with her loss then lmfao she lost by ignoring her base, embracing genocide and chasing the endorsement of Dick Cheney, none of which are the fault of the Online Left

Yeah, but would you suck a small dog's dick or a big dog's dick? Your choice.

Haha I got a fundraising text from Spaceman Kelly and then immediately after that a deal text from my weed store offering up Count Bluntula (whatever that is) for $10 and guess who got my ten bucks

oh hey the guy who made Playboy’s 50 Funniest Twitter Accounts list in 2014 is here with a bad take. up next we’ll hear from jennyjohnsonhi5 and prodigalsam, but first a message from our sponsor, Favstar.

Man, fuck you. The Democrats constantly over and over tell the "online left" "we don't want your vote and you're spoiled children, we want the Republican vote," then lose and blame the "online left." If we can swing an election, cater to us. If we can't, stop blaming us.

people who believe communists and socialists posting online are at all responsible for the current state of affairs should be held in a psychiatric ward

I literally just explained to you that the election was lost by Harris’ gambit, you acknowledged it, and immediately went back to blaming voters. Are you stupid or something?

Whoop Whoop

Gonna tell my kids this was Kamala Harris

No alt txt?

If you send a man to the grocery store, clear your schedule. You are now live customer support for the entire trip. Might as well go yourself.

Are you that guy from Whiplash?

lol you don’t believe in shit

Hasan Piker didn’t tell 6 million voters to stay home in 2024, you baby brained bitch

Communists are too busy feeding hungry people or trying to help people avoid becoming homeless, something the Shit Sandwich people don’t want to address for fear of being labeled communists.

You deserve to be defeated by the My Pillow Guy. Pathetic.

Please help my dear old friend Brian, a disable black man with heart problems.

the blowjob brothers have transitioned, they're now known as the siscor sisters

“None of us are free til [I’m] free”

Gm, I hope he dies today

The gall of you telling me, a person who's done a lot of work in Minneapolis over the last month, that either I should be willing to feed my trans pals into a woodchipper or I don't support kids like Liam would be infuriating if I took you at all seriously.

No alt text?

No new pictures, where are you mentally

A Forever Bitch

All I can see

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My wife and I got to see David Byrne perform last year and it was magical

Why is she standing like Mr. Burns

why she dressed like the joker?

When you’re about to read some real bull shit

When Kid Rock does the TPUSA Super Bowl show, they should put a bald cap on Ben Shapiro and have him sing the Joe C parts

A fascist worked out today (not ICE officers, but other ones). Have you?

On the latest episode of QAA I heard Jeffrey Epstein’s voice for the first time and I’m shook. Thick New York accent. Dumb as dirt. I was expecting someone smooth with a deep voice and instead he sounds like Vinny Barbarino from Welcome Back, Kotter. Shook, I say.

The Kamala Harris “Headquarters” thing makes a lot more sense once you understand she’s on a speaking tour right now and none of her stops are even close to sold out

Was “I f*cking love democracy” taken?

Well, here’s what’s gonna happen…you’re gonna get in your truck, drive down to the high school ICE protest. You’re gonna get in a shouting match with a 90 lb girl and escalate until you have 6 zoomers beating your as in a headlock. Videos of your beating are posted online. They call you MAGA Bob.

Today’s pics from the dog walker. The bear really loves her. Note the floof face and teefs.