Do you want to see a spine update?? Yes you do.

Me: Okay since your previous employer was self employed so we need your "complete" tax returns. Borrower: Here you go. Me: These are only the first 2 pages. Where is the rest? Where are your schedule 1s? Borrower: Sends only the schedule 1s.

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

Today (Friday) at the Iowa City Ped Mall, Jorge's family and elected officials will "demand accountability" for ICE's abduction from Reps. Ashley Hinson and Mariannette Miller-Meeks:

UNITED NATIONS (AP) — Dozens of delegates from multiple nations walk out of UN hall as Israeli prime minister prepares to speak.

I don't know who you are, but I salute the engineer that snuck tiny frog with steering wheel into the design plans of the T-Rex

Things that you say to your spouse while building a Lego set: Do you want to see my spinal column?

The Bones Underneath The Bones is a book title I would read in case anyone needs that.

T-Rex update, I have the stand constructed, and I am currently working on a spinal column.

And there goes the affordable housing market. Everyone wave bye bye.

Lego update: So about a year or 2 ago Lego announced they were going to try and go more environmental friendly and they would be switching their bags from plastic to paper and it appears they are finally starting to implement it with their smaller bags.

This is in response to what happened in Iowa City today and before the rest of you tell me what Iowa voted for go look on the god damn electoral map and see how Johnson County voted before you open your fucking mouth again.

He was wearing a God damn ankle monitor per ICE instruction, and they still chose to and arrest him at his job in broad daylight during lunch rush at a grocery store in the God damn ped mall!!!

Video shows an employee at the downtown Iowa City business being tackled, threatened with a lit Taser, handcuffed and marched into an unmarked minivan by plainclothes agents.

🚨 Press conference tomorrow (Friday) 1130 at the Iowa City Ped Mall. Working on getting trauma counselors on site.

Press conference with Jorge Elieser González Ochoa’s family, community members, and elected leaders at the Iowa City Ped Mall Fountain Stage. Friday, 26 September 2025 at 11:30 am

Heads up, Iowa City!!! ICE is downtown kidnapping people at the God damn Bread Garden!!!

I really want to know which diner they find these focus groups in so I can avoid it.

Okay so FYI for anyone doing the Lego T-Rex there's a disclaimer at the beginning of the instructions at how to safely move your T-Rex from your building are to the display area and it involves lifting it by the stands and not the base.

Ok, we “saved” Jimmy Kimmel. Now can we bring that same energy to migrants, trans people, BIPOC and women? Or are we just reserving that for rich white guys?

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Coworker: Do you fast for Rosh Hashanah? Me: No that’s Yom Kippur. We start fasting at sundown. Coworker: I thought it was at midnight. Me: No, we’re Jews. You’re thinking of Mogwai.

[first day of work] me: so, when do i get to kick one? boss: we don't actually- me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole

In Intriguing Furniture news: yesterday I visited Lichfield Cathedral and found a new 13 metre long table made from a 5000-year-old oak log discovered perfectly preserved in a peat bog in 2016. The cut planks took 9 months to dry out, losing 2 tonnes of weight in the process. Definitely haunted...

AS LONG AS WE'RE GOING OFF ABOUT AUTISM AND SPECIAL INTERESTS, BOOZY DID YOU KNOW LEGO MAKES A STEAMBOAT SET?

Here's hoping this somehow closes the portal to hell that opened up when he came down that escalator in 2015. 🤞🏾😒

When you're done with train watching, let me know if you need recommendations on Lego sets.

GUYS GUYS, GUYS, I HAVE A T-REX!!!

CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra? DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl. CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe? DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think. CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right? DRACULA: That’s right. CHOTINER: Thank you.

CHOTINER: You recently wrote “It’s So OVer.” Can you elaborate? ME: Yes. Of course. By writing that, I sought to diagnose and provoke a conversation about the current moment. CHOTINER: But a few days later you wrote “We’re So Back.” Can you explain the contradiction? ME: Yeah well uhh you see—

The world may be terrifying, but some things you can rely on. It’s officially decorative gourd season, and we have a new mug. Blammo. store.mcsweeneys.net/t/categories...

shut the fuck up god damn i'm so sick of everybody just quoting this guy as he tells ridiculous lies again and again

guys charlie was just raptured early, it's ok

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day to all the bisexuals who did not get raptured.

Love to take medical advice from people who can’t even pronounce the names of medicines.

BRB, going to lay out some clothes and shoes with pieces of dry ice in them around town...

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

WAPO, NYT and the Atlantic: We were all told that eating a sandwich that contained human feces was detrimental to our health, but we tried one anyway and were pleasantly surprised by the flavor.

One thing I really hate is how parents looked at their autistic kids and instead of learning to love and understand them for the way they are they just said, well how do we prevent this for other parents.

Autism doesn’t need to be cured. If anything, non-autism needs to be cured

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Funeral Director: So here is the itinerary of the funeral, including a list of all the speakers and music selections. Them: Where are the fireworks? Funeral Director: The what now? Them: The fireworks that go off before each speaker presents. Funeral Director: I'll make some calls....

As autumn approaches I'm going to miss my visits to #RichmondPark - I could still drive out there, but a bit far away. It is a bit of a magical place. Photo taken in December 2022.

Me whenever I get a new Lego set.

So: Fascism is bad The First Amendment is good Genocide is an actual fucking crime And also: It's appalling to be in 2025 where each of these is not, in fact, taken as part of the baseline shared reality anymore

There is an excellent Gyros place in town that had 6 items on their menu and its George's Best Gyros (Not the burger place) and their Baklava is to die for.

The best most educational field trip I ever had was visiting a German bakery

I broke down and finally bought the @mostlybree.kitrocha.com recommended focaccia cook book and I have plans!!!

I found it. The greatest video ever made. I will take no further questions