Saying “we will kill you” is no longer against Bluesky’s TOS. Knock yourselves out.

JFC he has a history of open misogyny, and now we find out Epstein was giving advice on how to hit on a colleague he was mentoring. Just fire his ass from everything.

My least favorite thing about applying for new jobs is that they want you to upload your resume and fill out an application. They have an auto fill if your resume is on Word, but it's terrible.

I have updated my resume and applied to 2 positions that seem like something I will like, and I am going to reward myself with papusas and power wash simulator

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i created this to annoy a buddy who hates springsteen and tolkein, and ended up crafting my finest work of art yet youtu.be/0pLVt_phV5o?...

Finding out who is in the Epstein files and purging them from society isn't enough. I want to find out which people wanted to be in the Epstein files but weren't and also purge them from society.

one of many reasons why the whole "Democrats have no space for men" argument is bullshit is that they still keep misogynist creeps like Larry Summers around

The only apology Larry Summers issued was about his association with Epstein. Never once has he issued an apology to the young student he sexually harrassed.

I really hope the student who got creeped on by her economics professor is living her best life. That said, it's likely she's not the only student he creeped on.

I'm going to lose my mind...

Today, we worked more overtime. Tomorrow, we update our resume and apply to get out of the hell job.

A second position to apply for has entered the chat. We are getting out of mortgage processing and hopefully transitioning into a legal position.

Today I learned an appropriate exclamation to make over this cat (forgive my transcription into the Roman alphabet here): Tumi koba narama (this apparently means "you're very soft", which is the most common thing people say upon meeting Esk)

And pay your fucking child support you cowards.

the thing that strikes me about this — again, besides it being false — is the venom and disrespect for the people who come here to work and build better lives. they aren’t “servants.”

Marry someone who offers to bring you an emotional support cheeseburger for dinner when you're having a terrible week.

6yo: today we played family at recess me: how do you play family 6yo: you kill demons

I'm still on here lurking. I am currently balancing working overtime while applying to get out of my current job.

Holy shit, finally an op-ed that gets it!

The reason Musk flees from place to place is that his very existence as a billionaire/trillionaire has created a hell for him that will follow him everywhere because hell is not place but something that lives in his heart and it will never let go.

This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat

The Barbie pink Roller Disco is definitely my favorite level of Powerwash 2 so far.

it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet

I think voters at large will very likely have trouble remembering details of chuck schumer selling out the aca by nov 2026. also I think in the next three months you're gonna see a lot of unlikely folks stopping by the dsa table at various no kings events

the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore

Thread. Iowa works like this too, however you can change your party affiliation here the same day, so I'm independent most of the time but switch at need.

I am further into Powerwash 2, and there are more supernatural shenanigans. I am powerwashing a summoning circle.

The more I read this thread, the more I agree with it simply because only a woman, including a trans woman, could truly captivate the arrogance of men and the horrors that come with that arrogance.

All the Starbucks fans are going apeshit over the stupid bear cup, and I find out they're selling Hello Kitty cups that would match my Hello Kitty fountain pen. We are not the same...

have you seen the video about teaching an octopus to play piano yet it contains the breadth of human/cephalopod experience youtu.be/PcWnQ7fYzwI?...

"but doctor," pagliacci said, "did you even read my chart? the name's right there at the top"

The Frankenstein reviews are falling into two camps. 1) adoration 2) disappointment it is not more true to Shelley's vision. I have thoughts. The first of which is that Frankenstein will not truly capture the essence of Shelley's feminism unless it's done by a woman. But there's an asterisk here.

Oates: [slides shimkomi-zoe between ribs] you seem totally uneducated, uncultred Oates: [yanks upward] the poorest person on twitter may have more beauty & meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world Mary Shelley: holy shit Shelley: brutal

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy Stephano king King: oh criminy King: this again King: is there no one who will rid me of this vexing trillionaire Joyce Carol Oates:

This how I find out I have a son??

I fixed the title

I would simply have the end of this maze be the beginning of an actual corn maze because I am secretly a trickster fae who loves fucking with humans.

Joyce is spot-on in this one. He has nothing but his money. That's it, that's all he has. Even when he does post about books and movies, he completely misses the point of the story. He did it with Princess Bride, Hitchhiker's, and Lord of the Rings.

Oh, good.

I want a Power Wash Simulator level that's just the new Frankenstein movie.

A ghost story: it's you trying to negotiate with the band who died in your basement. They have the volume too high when they practice, and the whole house is vibrating.

I am definitely watching Frankenstein again tonight. God, what a beautiful movie.

I think the Rankin/Bass version of The Hobbit is likely going to be the best adaptation of Tolkien's novel that we're ever going to get. Its art design runs the gamut from rustic to creepy to lovely, and its assortment of songs lend it a fairy tale quality that really fits the story.

At my parents and I found this fan and was like, "Ooh, I wonder what beautiful image will unfold?"

Update, I saw the little old ladies today protesting on the bridge. Every time I see them, they bring me joy.

The male loneliness epidemic could be solved if you guys just gave people tiny pumpkins.

I don't know what Fae gave me the pumpkin. I won't scan the QR code and seal my fate to find out, but I am enjoying holding my comfort pumpkin after the day I had.

Spouse: Do you need me to turn on the drums? Me: You know what, I am not going to make it through tomorrow unless I can bang on the drum tonight.

The problem with middle management is they aren't told enough that there times you should just shut the fuck up and let people do there jobs.