today I am watching Gymkata (1985). a man who has invented a combination of gymnastics and martial arts fights ninjas. this is what life is truly all about

One of my bands, New Standards Men, has gathered some material and put it on Bandcamp as a release called "New Wave Barbarism" Any and all proceeds from this release will be donated to @miracmn.bsky.social newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com/album/new-wa... More info about the band / material below.

ME: "I mean yeah, I guess. You just need to eat more fiber and drink more water, but declaring a WAR on protein seems stup-" RFK JR. *cocks gun and spits out mouse bones*: "FIBER IS PHASE 2."

Love this joint.

So is John Mayer the only living member now? *covers head*

I know so many sad rainbows.

Got the Draft Kings app for Puppy Bowl this year.

IOWA CITY! THIS FRIDAY! LET'S GET WEIRD! BRING THE HEAT AND THE EARPLUGS!

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

My ball cap has a frayed tip on the brim and that should tell you everything about my problem-solving skills.

this is me

LO, I SUMMON THE BEASTS OF WIND AND SKY TO SCATTER THINE LARGEST BRANCHES AND THE GARBAGE OF OTHERS AMONGST MY RENTED TERRA.

“You boy, what day is it?” “Fucked if I know, sir”

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit

This is still my favorite single-panel comic.

TOO LATE, SHOPPING CART.

Just chilling on a Tuesday night 4 hours away from home watching Jon Spencer lay waste to a small bar in Urbana, IL. Healing pretty hard here.

SOUTH DAKOTA, KENTUCKY, & WISCONSIN: GET UP ON THIS TECH.

They should do MyChart Wrapped

I've been in 3 different businesses before 2pm on a snowy Sunday and they all been playing Sade. I'm feeling sane for the first time in weeks.

You know the jazz album is good when you get a lot of this in the background...

DAD: "What y'all have going on Thanksgiving?" ME: "Nothing. We are tired." DAD: "Hey man, I don't blame ya..."

Iowa City Screamogaze that keeps getting better and better. #musicsky #iowacity #screamo twinkscreamo.bandcamp.com/album/grief

How I feel at work when the locals ask when the eggnog is coming in.

If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office

LEFTY'S IN DES MOINES IS CLOSING THEIR DOORS BUT NOT TONIGHT! SEE YOU THERE FOR OUR FIRST AND LAST TIME.

LEFTY'S IN DES MOINES IS CLOSING THEIR DOORS BUT NOT TONIGHT! SEE YOU THERE FOR OUR FIRST AND LAST TIME.

Fun and loud weekend in Iowa City and Davenport. Des Moines this Friday with our pals Sungrave from Denver.

The future.

Aseethe the weekend! Drone into the holidaze...

One of the bands I'm in, Aseethe, became a drum-less three-piece at the end of last year. Since then, we've worked on some collaborations and improv-ed with a couple drummers. Now, we'll have some cymbals and pads on stage with us to tinker with, which we're excited about. @aseethedoom.bsky.social

@captainpooky.bsky.social on the electric skins. Me with the knobs.

most men lead lives of quiet desperation but some never shut the fuck up about it

Subway should absolutely create a sandwich combo meal called The Dunn Deal.

🎶Well, I saw Lynn Cheney walking with a queen. Doin' the werewolves of London...🎶

Dude behind the counter already took 5 calls and told me they were reselling up to $300. Place was only open for 20 minutes.

Cage-free rock at the Co-op! At this point, probably not vegan. #iowacity

"I could smell the onions and the mustard."

Work hack - boop your boss on the nose and say “unsubscribe”

IOWA CITY THIS SATURDAY!

I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

THE FINAL SKULL. This took me a while because of this border. I also couldn’t decide between this and another version, so I just made two. The original I’ll post as a reply. ANYWHO. SKULLS. #zombieskulltober

Killsadie - Half-cocked concepts EP (Old Glory Records, 1999/2000) Wish these guys jumped on the screamo nostalgia train of 2024. Dudes rocked. #musicsky #nowplaying

Ay the sea…the sweet soupy mystery. Our friend, our lover, and our guide (I am hallucinating from drinking salt water)