trying to show my cat the beautiful oriole outside and he only wants to look at the dead fly on the windowsill

living with a cat means having at least one cardboard box as part of your permanent living room decor

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

I love a line delivery from a film adaptation that makes the novel’s written dialogue come alive - one that always comes to mind is little Kirsten Dunst as Amy saying, “your one beauty!” about Jo cutting off her hair in the 1994 Little Women

reviews of a dress on the old navy website describe it as a “potato snack” and a “hospitable gown,” that’s good, right

hot take of the day? page-a-day calendars should be illegal (I would gladly pay for a digital version but nobody needs 365 immediately useless pieces of paper)

my review on goodreads of the last book I read was liked by someone who has this photo as their profile pic (yes, I know goodreads is problematic)

hummus is just a chickpea smoothie

these icons are like a box of proust’s madeleines

Hermelindo Fiaminghi, Alternating 2, 1957 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137703

and boston! @bpl.boston.gov

Design legend Margaret Calvert is 90 today. Look at that cake! If you've ever admired a road, rail or metro sign in Britain it's likely she had something to do with it. One of Britain's design heroes - happy birthday to her. Photo by: @oshgallerylondon (IG) Cake by: mybaker.co

being middle-aged means having the confidence to give your new gym an unsolicited lecture about how their payment system isn't secure enough and then emailing them the info on how to fix it, 30-year-old me would have never

mentally, I’m here: in the shower just now, I washed my face with conditioner

@universalhub.com I saw a cool turtle at Forest Hills Cemetery today

what if we kissed in front of the jungle trail cam

when you are just a little guy and you’ve had enough of the bullshit

deer bus

I finally replaced the gross caulking in our shower today after months of procrastination and I am here to say: you can do it, too

liz lemon I want to go to there dot gif

putting a bra on because a repair person is coming to the house is basically the opposite of a p*rn video

my cat son is having surgery tomorrow to remove his bad eye, please send good thoughts 🖤

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

@universalhub.com just saw a beautiful brand-new electric MBTA bus being towed toward the Arborway bus yard - a testing prototype, perhaps? couldn’t get a photo, alas

I just upgraded to a normal-sized iPhone after using a 12 mini for the last 5 years, and I feel like I’m carrying a Sumerian tablet around with me but on the other hand, I can actually read the screen?

@universalhub.com we just did this somewhat dated puzzle of pre-Big Dig Boston - I think the illustration must be late 80s/early 90s although it seems like there were a few updates made (TD Garden, for example)

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

“Good Time Jesus” for Easter, “Those Winter Sundays” for Father’s Day, and “The Tiger” for every other day of the year

this is hardly an original sentiment, but it's impossible to see the juxtaposition of a giant spacecraft with the people going into it without becoming overwhelmed by both the enormity of human accomplishment and the infinitesimal space we take up in the universe

very pleased to have a prose poem published in the new issue of Unbroken! (and honored to be among such great writers) www.theunjournals.com/unbroken49

very pleased to have a prose poem published in the new issue of Unbroken! (and honored to be among such great writers) www.theunjournals.com/unbroken49

i did not know they could hatch !

a cat that pauses in the middle of a bath to gaze thoughtfully into the distance will always be funny

you should get to gently touch a painting in the museum once each year

when I tell you this t-shirt I just found in a thrift store was the best six dollars I've ever spent

Busted down a killer muffuletta on the way to be fitted for a dress. My sister is aghast. I’m of the opinion that if the dress doesn’t fit after a sandwich, then the dress *did not fit*. I’m so happy to be old.

Good morning! Yes, this is he

the nice thing about having Too Many Drafts is when I mark something that needs to be changed and realize later that I already changed it in the master draft, it's like the opposite of second-guessing myself

make donk stamps next

whenever a person clicks on a facebook ad for jazzy reading glasses, a red light illuminates on a desk at the AARP headquarters

Nice snow sign at Langham Boston! @universalhub.com

stop making me look at those horrible men

nothing better in the depths of february than opening a jar of pesto that you made in august

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