@universalhub.com the OG Dunkin www.instagram.com/p/DOyG48sDoU...

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

Owls in Towels!

if I were ever going to be a drag king, my stage name would be Colonel Panic

The sweater

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If you hate the sound of the hairdryer that much, you don't have to come over...

truly the end of an era 😔

the two genders (left and right)

In 1988, it was illegal to sell a coffee mug without one of these cats on it

love that the new instagram for ipad app was clearly never tested with anyone over the age of 40. caption text is tiny and no way to make it bigger (except by changing text size on the whole device through accessibility settings)

sure, sex is great, but have you ever requested that your library purchase a book and then they buy it and other people are putting holds on it too because they’re also excited to read it?

It's Friday night baby

not a huge fan of noise-canceling headphones, but I have to say they come in handy when the ice cream maker/cement mixer is running

Twin Peaks: Sheriff Truman and Agent Cooper sitting at of a table of donuts.

Since it's Moo Deng's 1st birthday, and we're still not over how cute she was as a baby, please join us as we do a deep dive on the wonders that are pygmy hippos. 🧵⬇️

E692 Reincarnation as punishment.

my cat has a brain the size of a walnut, but somehow he can tell the difference between the sound that a bag of cat treats makes and the sound that a seemingly identical bag of trail mix makes

I had my pupils dilated at the eye doctor and now I’m back at home doing the crossword with my sunglasses on indoors

Following British media outlets is like 50% “Young mum maimed in shock MP hit and run” and 50% “Are Oasis still the greatest band of all time?”

I need a fire alarm to do only 2 things: go off when it's supposed to, and not go off when it's not supposed to

just a pleasing weather display

F662.3 Skillful tailor sews bean together after bean has split from laughing.

I came to learn the term “eggslut” earlier this week and must acknowledge that I am in fact an eggslut, I’ll put a gd egg on anything

Beautiful roses have thorns. Beautiful women have belly (survival bag).

I guess things didn’t go well for the first Bee Guy

Angie La Coquette, a fashionable odd-eyed white cat, in Shinjuku, Tokyo, today

it is the time of year when mockingbirds sing all night to attract a mate - lady mockingbirds, please one of you come get this fool so we can sleep

D469.1 Transformation: egg to mist.

(haven't worn anything to the office but black jeggings and a short rotation of rapidly decaying gray tops since 2019 voice): big miss at the met gala tonight for her

I walked 2 excitable dachshunds today for a friend and I am WRECKED. thank zeus cats are more or less self-sufficient

Happy May Day! I work in higher ed in the US, and no one in an exempt position is going to get a raise this year because of … everything … but those of us represented by the union are still getting raises since it’s part of our contract. Workers of the world, unite! ✌️

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Valerie the dachshund has been rescued, Darth! www.nytimes.com/2025/04/28/w...

a roentgen scale, but for garlic

just put socks on right out of the dryer

Pale green accent Lakota, ND

I have reached the stage of life (extreme middle age) where I am v excited that the special cushion I ordered for my desk chair is arriving tomorrow

a nice, healthy snack of apple slices and peanut butter is just an entry point to eating half a jar of peanut butter

I’LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY

Let me ruin your life. I don't know who made this. 368chickens.com

I have reached the “set all devices to restrict time spent on dumb apps” stage of revising my novel manuscript 😬

No door Borup, MN

I refuse to believe that people are typing this into google

Thank you for helping me. I will return to the future.

happy anniversary to this tweet that I still think about at least once a week

i often think about how eons before cookie monster was conceived, or indeed before there were minds capable of conceiving, cookie monster was already there, waiting

this is the only kind of news story I’m interested in

citrus type beverage