dying of thirst while I wait for my husband to come home and hand me my water bottle that I can’t reach because there’s a cat on my lap

@universalhub.com There was a huge fire in an off-campus student residence building at UMass Amherst over the weekend - over 200 students lost everything and have been displaced (the building was a total loss) (1/2)

Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass

taking care of my family (watering my house plants)

The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Milo says that cozy season has commenced

really glad @wutrain.bsky.social is running unopposed now because I’m not sure how I would manage following two dramatic mayoral races

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

A trick-or-treater just asked what we paid for our house

@universalhub.com a recent storrowing victim being towed, as seen on Ukraine Way in JP - any word on where it happened?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else

nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007

@universalhub.com as seen on Washington St. - caption suggestions welcome

can’t even check when I should plant my garlic without being subjected to this toxic sludge

An observation test for you - for your inner 8 year-old “The artist has hidden 12 things in this picture. How many can you find?” Treasure magazine, 1964 Official answers coming soon (Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one? 🙏)

It’s World Octopus Day. There were 4,200 Lego octopuses inside the shipping container that fell off the Tokio Express back in 1997. We found our first Lego octopus soon afterwards but didn’t discover another for 18 years. #WorldOctopusDay #oceanplastic 

wizard frog is insane

today at the dentist, lying there in the chair with the weighted x ray apron on me was like a little treat in the middle of the day which is sad actually

I am very much here for Chiitan’s pivot to trans rights content 🏳️‍⚧️

moved my wfh setup into another room to see if that makes me want to quit my job any less 😬

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

Owls in Towels!

if I were ever going to be a drag king, my stage name would be Colonel Panic

The sweater

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If you hate the sound of the hairdryer that much, you don't have to come over...

truly the end of an era 😔

the two genders (left and right)

In 1988, it was illegal to sell a coffee mug without one of these cats on it

love that the new instagram for ipad app was clearly never tested with anyone over the age of 40. caption text is tiny and no way to make it bigger (except by changing text size on the whole device through accessibility settings)

sure, sex is great, but have you ever requested that your library purchase a book and then they buy it and other people are putting holds on it too because they’re also excited to read it?

It's Friday night baby

not a huge fan of noise-canceling headphones, but I have to say they come in handy when the ice cream maker/cement mixer is running

Twin Peaks: Sheriff Truman and Agent Cooper sitting at of a table of donuts.

Since it's Moo Deng's 1st birthday, and we're still not over how cute she was as a baby, please join us as we do a deep dive on the wonders that are pygmy hippos. 🧵⬇️

E692 Reincarnation as punishment.

my cat has a brain the size of a walnut, but somehow he can tell the difference between the sound that a bag of cat treats makes and the sound that a seemingly identical bag of trail mix makes

I had my pupils dilated at the eye doctor and now I’m back at home doing the crossword with my sunglasses on indoors

Following British media outlets is like 50% “Young mum maimed in shock MP hit and run” and 50% “Are Oasis still the greatest band of all time?”

I need a fire alarm to do only 2 things: go off when it's supposed to, and not go off when it's not supposed to

just a pleasing weather display

F662.3 Skillful tailor sews bean together after bean has split from laughing.

I came to learn the term “eggslut” earlier this week and must acknowledge that I am in fact an eggslut, I’ll put a gd egg on anything