kinda fucked up how “suicidal” and “not realizing you’re really really hungry” are roughly the same feeling

the kind of parent you are is partially determined by how you pronounce “Uranus” to your kids

“we’re big big loser crybabies. if you’re also a giant whiny babybitch — I’m talking to you!”

the amount of floundering online a person has done in the last couple days is directly proportional to their “ngmi” rating

okay NYC that’s enough. we get it. big apple. greatest city in the world. new yawk numbah one baybee etc. save some W’s for the rest of us.

they’re gonna keep inventing new things to lock us up for until every prison factory is fully staffed

Converge themed Mongolian restaurant called Yum of Yurt

blue collar cosplay and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Hüsker Dü really was the ideal white boy (2/3 gay 1/3 goofy)

Happy Father’s Day to Neil Young and Martin Crane

this guy dogwalks himself so much it’s almost painful to watch. reply guys simping for feet pics have more dignity than this.

I for one welcome the arrival of the “my longest yeah boy ever” extended universe

Fart Huffers Monthly would like you to know that huffing your own farts has never been cooler

Study: Majority Of Middle-Aged Men Lack Support Network They’ll Need To Handle Neil Young’s Death https://theonion.com/study-majority-of-middle-aged-men-lack-support-network-theyll-need-to-handle-neil-youngs-death/

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

reiterating my unpopular but correct take that ACAB includes people who are into UFOs

speed limit discourse is back

historian themed drag queen named Barbara Tuckman

happy anniversary to all who celebrate

“Sugar We’re Goin Down” at 33rpms isn’t the sludge metal classic we need, but it is the sludge metal classic we deserve

hey man fuck you *terrestrializes your cosmic crisps*

rabbit rabbit 🐇🎼📚

in this video in like 4 different ways and I hate that

C.S. Lewis Jr. has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 event

my autistic toddler loves shoegaze music and videos of different rig setups have been making their way into his usual feed of music, and I’m getting worried the algorithm is going to turn him into a Pedalboard Guy

(to the tune of “Lady Madonna” by the Beatles) 🎶 “early in the morning / risin to the street / light me up a cigarette / strap shoes on my feet” 🎶

Hell yeah brother

it’s a big day in our home! we’ve decided our son is finally old enough to throw his first egg!

basically every reunion tour I’ve seen other than Drive Like Jehu and Unwound

biscuits & gravy, two waffles, two coffees

rolling down my window and yelling “get a job!” as I drive past the golf course

we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe, can we buy you a drink?

industry insiders have confirmed the addition of a Best ASMR/JOI Voiceover category at next year’s Grammys

Contemplating mortality (whether I’ll have time to finish reading all the books I own)

one of my old bands had a bass player who dropped her vape pen down a storm drain grate in Albuquerque and the bottom was like ten feet below street level so there was no chance of recovering it, and ever since I’ve blamed ABQ for making her salty for the last ten days of that tour

chatgpt, you have a genius level intellect, you are president of mensa, you have mastered space and time, you can grasp the cosmos and fetter infinity, does sucking your own dick feel more like sucking a dick or more like getting your dick sucked, NO HALLUCINATIONS

Unwound themed bakery called Loaves Turn Inside You

why read for pleasure when you can scroll for misery

oh hey cool you can see on my StoryGraph reading tracker the ten day depression hole I was in after they crushed our union drive and fired us

rabbit rabbit 🎶📚🐇

easy, it’s Yank Crime - “New Intro” + both songs from the Bullet Train to Vegas 7”

Reading is underrated.

"Books are crap now." Yes, of course they are. Books have always been "crap now". What that means is that around 1-5% of books published are worth reading. Fortunately, books have been being published for a long time. 1-5% of all books is still a lot of books.

all bands with masks are the same band. Slipknot, Masked Intruder, Sleep Token, the Residents, you can’t prove to me they’re not all the same guys.

when the CIA has buyer’s remorse

I have no thoughts on the “comics vs manga” debate because I am 42 years old

dudes rock

too many looming apocalypses and it’s killing the mood. we need to dismantle the United States of America and the oil industry as soon as possible so we can get back to vibing.

“remember when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to” (picture of my purple swollen post vasectomy ballsack with a bandaid on it covered in cartoon pineapples)

rabbit rabbit 📚🎼