sorry I started driving like that, “Christmas Steps” by Mogwai just kicked in

People are harshing on some “diverse reading challenge” thing that’s going around, and I get it, but looking at what you read and asking yourself “what isn’t represented here?” is imo a good and healthy practice

wishing an especially merry xmas to whoever slapped these stickers on the dumpster at work

Organizing books by colour is pervert shit.

no hockey until Saturday and you expect me to say “happy holidays”? gtfo

you’ve been kidnapped. the characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. who’s coming to save you?

gonna read some books and come back obnoxious, brb

Why did I put down a novel I'm really enjoying to come peruse the posts on this app that upset me

this is the first year since Mimi Parker died where I’ve actually been able to listen to “Sunflowers” or “Murderer” without bleating like a newborn calf so my AOTY is the entire Low discography

I’m getting an itch. An itch to go buy some books.

Burien Rock City

just invented a body that doesn’t keep the score and I’m feeling great!

every time I read a good nonfiction book I am floored by the density of information and the efficiency of delivery, you can learn more in a minute or so reading one page of a book than a full day spent combing the landfill of online

rabbit rabbit 🎶📖

imagine getting dunked on so hard you try to prove medically you’re not a lil bitch

being Gen X isn’t about when you were born, it’s about how reverent you are toward the music of the Beastie Boys

being really into The Cure is a type of wifeguy

the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel. and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides. and a dark wind blows. the government is corrupt and we're on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn. we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the mach

I can only assume the run of bad luck the Toronto Maple Leafs are having this season is some sort of divine punishment for being the only Canadian team with jersey ads for dairy farms instead of carbon extraction companies or online gambling cartels

big ups to the hospice workers who looked the other way while my dad and I puffed a deathbed joint a couple days before he passed

adding “the economy is run by a series of blowjobs” bit to the list of Weirdly Prescient Mr Show Sketches

it’s called “full communism” and don’t the kids just love it

Monday

I, too, would like people to know I have read a book

the perfect ‘90’s song would be the verses from “Pepper” but with the chorus from “Loser”

“what’s your retirement plan?” well it’s 63°F in Seattle in November so right now I’m hoping if my son grows up to be big and strong and I’m nice to him maybe he’ll protect me and also won’t sell me to the local anarcho khanate as human livestock during the upcoming water wars

the transition of the seasons has been observed in the traditional way (Keep It Like a Secret pulled from rotation, Perfect From Now On added into rotation)

nature is healing 🙏🍃

Had home criticised as untidy because it had too many books 🤷🏼‍♂️ It is untidy but it’s not the books

Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused

“do you want to go to the bookstore?” is a love language

look, I like the “Andrew Lloyd Webber Presents ‘Rap: The Musical!’” bit from Mr Show as much as the next guy, but I don’t think it works as a full production

rabbit rabbit 🎶📚

you can eat a delicious bánh mì in the sunshine on your lunch break, it’s still legal

the Volcano Pizza shall henceforth be referred to as “the Canadian Fonduta”

you may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke

shifting into the Chinese Century of Victory portion of the American Century of Humiliation

you’re tellin me this lime is a sub?

ACAB includes people who are too interested in UFOs

i need to visit a big old bookshop that's a borderline fire hazard, please

the most try hard album artwork in the history of album artwork

starting a gofundme for a Volcano Pizza

The only reason I could think of to stay alive eternally is because I would likely never run out of books to read and I think that’s pretty rad.

these White House renovations are coming along great!

i'm surrounded by BILFs* *books i'd like to finish

shaving my balls rn call me Santana in 1999 the way I got that Smooth Bag 💰