some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

Mamdani seems to have found a really good balance between slugging thru the main quest while still having fun with the side quests

most gullible: Facebook most guilt ridden: Instagram most ignorant: Reddit most aggressive: Twitter most pompous: BlueSky

Dan Muse has the facial and body expressions of a halfway house counselor on the morning shift looking at the list of residents who got arrested the nite before

one time I read a synopsis of The Dark Tower series and it was so unbearably clowny that it made me swear off reading Stephen King entirely

I could never be tricked into reading a book

rabbit rabbit 🐇📚🎼

guy at the store who reeks like resin hits in a state where pot is legal has gotta be a recession indicator

lesser known types of wifeguys: guys who are really into The Cure, guys who have been divorced 3+ times, poly guys who only date married women

told my boss I’m gonna tell any ICE agent that comes in to huff my balls and they said they were okay with that so once again I’m happy I changed career paths

I’m putting my phone DOWN and am picking my book UP

Guess who is going to buy more books today? (It’s me)

I am now ready to admit I have too many books but I am not ready to admit that anything follows from this. It is an isolated fact shedding no light and recommending no course of action.

one of the best examples of how cooked Americans are is that every time shit hits than fan they start reaching for things like Snyder and Orwell instead of Fanon and Marx. books like this produce something like a Negative Literacy, they just make the world more incoherent for the reader.

how do I become the Jon Taffer of failing pot shops

come down to the Dismal Nitch in the next 10 minutes if you want an ass kicking

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

2025 📚+🎼

sorry I started driving like that, “Christmas Steps” by Mogwai just kicked in

People are harshing on some “diverse reading challenge” thing that’s going around, and I get it, but looking at what you read and asking yourself “what isn’t represented here?” is imo a good and healthy practice

wishing an especially merry xmas to whoever slapped these stickers on the dumpster at work

Organizing books by colour is pervert shit.

no hockey until Saturday and you expect me to say “happy holidays”? gtfo

you’ve been kidnapped. the characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. who’s coming to save you?

gonna read some books and come back obnoxious, brb

Why did I put down a novel I'm really enjoying to come peruse the posts on this app that upset me

this is the first year since Mimi Parker died where I’ve actually been able to listen to “Sunflowers” or “Murderer” without bleating like a newborn calf so my AOTY is the entire Low discography

I’m getting an itch. An itch to go buy some books.

Burien Rock City

just invented a body that doesn’t keep the score and I’m feeling great!

every time I read a good nonfiction book I am floored by the density of information and the efficiency of delivery, you can learn more in a minute or so reading one page of a book than a full day spent combing the landfill of online

rabbit rabbit 🎶📖

imagine getting dunked on so hard you try to prove medically you’re not a lil bitch

being Gen X isn’t about when you were born, it’s about how reverent you are toward the music of the Beastie Boys

the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel. and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides. and a dark wind blows. the government is corrupt and we're on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn. we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the mach

I can only assume the run of bad luck the Toronto Maple Leafs are having this season is some sort of divine punishment for being the only Canadian team with jersey ads for dairy farms instead of carbon extraction companies or online gambling cartels

big ups to the hospice workers who looked the other way while my dad and I puffed a deathbed joint a couple days before he passed

adding “the economy is run by a series of blowjobs” bit to the list of Weirdly Prescient Mr Show Sketches

it’s called “full communism” and don’t the kids just love it

Monday

I, too, would like people to know I have read a book

the perfect ‘90’s song would be the verses from “Pepper” but with the chorus from “Loser”

“what’s your retirement plan?” well it’s 63°F in Seattle in November so right now I’m hoping if my son grows up to be big and strong and I’m nice to him maybe he’ll protect me and also won’t sell me to the local anarcho khanate as human livestock during the upcoming water wars

the transition of the seasons has been observed in the traditional way (Keep It Like a Secret pulled from rotation, Perfect From Now On added into rotation)

nature is healing 🙏🍃

Had home criticised as untidy because it had too many books 🤷🏼‍♂️ It is untidy but it’s not the books

Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused

“do you want to go to the bookstore?” is a love language