Chames
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*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*
4 months ago
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Wendy Whoreance
about 6 hours ago
When the main guy and 2 backups you’ve been talking to all want to meet up at once
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Wendy Whoreance
about 6 hours ago
Pretty sure the cat lady at work only smokes to cover the smell of cat piss It’s me, I’m the cat lady
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Wendy Whoreance
about 6 hours ago
Cancel the plans we made while we were in a good mood or lose me forever
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key
about 7 hours ago
i bet it feels so good for the bowling ball when you stick your fingers in it
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Frances Meh
about 7 hours ago
i order the batter-fried fish burrito every time because i am a creature of halibut
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Forrest Plump
8 months ago
The Gen X urge to drive around this town, let the cops chase us around
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Forrest Plump
about 10 hours ago
Please don’t be offended if I say I love you but don’t see you. I know how much I love sleep and I never see that bitch.
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Kellalena
about 8 hours ago
Saying “no” without explaining yourself and other acts of bravery.
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key
12 months ago
Existential Dread Pirate Roberts
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d.ly
about 12 hours ago
no I don’t raise my own sourdough starter but I do have a colony of lip balms that I have used for more than 5 years
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d.ly
about 12 hours ago
[muffled to dental hygienist, blood dripping down my chin] yeah I hear corduroy is having a moment
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Forrest Plump
2 days ago
First date idea: we get high and take a nap
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Deeks 🫶
2 days ago
Changed it up a bit
go.bsky.app/MmnKXs7
add a skeleton here at some point
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Merriam-Webster
5 days ago
[flirting] *you're
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d.ly
10 months ago
been a long time since I stapled some papers together, wonder if I still have what it takes
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Devi
1 day ago
Me flirting: I’ll pull your pork
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Kellalena
15 days ago
My insecurities go back so far, they come with wood paneling.
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Deeks 🫶
1 day ago
I find you less gross than most people
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Jenn 🩷
1 day ago
My ass is fat, you can’t tell me nothing.
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Kellalena
1 day ago
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
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d.ly
1 day ago
logging on
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
2 days ago
*snorting fun dip off the trix rabbit's ass*
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Struggalo
18 days ago
I want a meeting with my writers: I'm unhappy with my arc.
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Letterboxd
2 days ago
Tom Noonan (1951–2026)
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If you die in Burlington Coat Factory, you respawn in TJ Maxx
over 1 year ago
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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🦂
2 days ago
I do 100 sets of tossing and turning in bed I should be ripped by now
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*shows up to the drug deal with kohl’s cash*
2 days ago
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Jim
5 months ago
I weigh myself fully naked. If you don't like it, you can go to a different Publix.
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Salty in the South
14 days ago
Chin hair so long you claim it on your taxes
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BEAVE
5 days ago
No fry left behind.
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Jenn 🩷
2 days ago
Backing over you with a car so you feel something. I love you.
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Brick's House 🍁
2 days ago
[my hair holding a tiny suitcase]: hey man i'm moving to your back
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Salty MacTavish
3 days ago
I’m going to sing the YEAH part in Shine by Collective Soul instead of paying taxes
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Brick's House 🍁
6 days ago
Everyone out here hacking on Friday the 13th like Monday the 16th isn't the real enemy
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Granite Man
3 days ago
Potatoes are easily in the top 10 of reasons to live.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢
6 days ago
Ever having a fine day then remember how Mel Gibson’s wife dies in Signs?
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sweetie π
3 days ago
handing out beads today to everyone flashing me their wits
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Phantom Limb
6 days ago
I'll share my root beer barrels with you.
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧
12 months ago
if you feel sad, just remember that i have a fat ass. i don’t know how that helps you but it always makes me feel better
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i climbed inside your carcass for warmth please respond
2 days ago
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tyler huckabutt
2 days ago
she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season
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mon mothma 🥀
2 days ago
goats are my favorite animal and one of the reasons is that they can punch you in the face with their face
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Forrest Plump
2 days ago
*starts a fight when all I wanted was reassurance bc God forbid a girl has hobbies*
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los 🦦
8 months ago
IDGAF if I ruin a kid’s day when they hand me a controller and I give it back inverted.
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Lizzlepants 🐒
4 days ago
simmer down Charlie Brown
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Miss Havishambles
2 days ago
Just sitting and visualising my route to the fridge.
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Reneé Meredith
over 2 years ago
Establish dominance by asking other parents if they feed their kids wet or dry food
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æmə
2 days ago
Bringing that idgaf charm to all that I do
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I'mWintersMom
3 months ago
wearing corduroy underarm shields so i sound fast when i run.
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