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this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode
over 1 year ago
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧
about 1 year ago
practical effects make my girl wiener hard
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Theciscokidder
about 24 hours ago
Me: I'm going to have a nice relaxing weekend. My seasonal allergies:
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Lizzlepants 🐒
about 18 hours ago
best I can do is drop it like it’s warm
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Jason, ex Inferis
2 days ago
Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just being supportive
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imagine hating me and i’m just over here singing the gremlins cereal commercial jingle
2 days ago
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cru jonze
2 days ago
if you need me, that’s unfortunate
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Kellalena
2 days ago
Always make sure to have a backup terrible idea
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Greg the Miller
3 days ago
trying to hide my disappointment when the waiter brings the salad which is not, in fact, the size of a house
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ash
3 days ago
Pull my bra strap back far enough to catapult me into another dimension.
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Catbus
3 days ago
#motivatinal
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Boots Bootsy McBoots
5 days ago
The Smurfs should have lived in tiny cacti homes. People were always stepping on their damn houses
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Syreeta
7 days ago
An Out of Office that just says do not meddle in the affairs of wizards
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Betsy Wetsy
4 days ago
and you will know me by the trail of nonsensical skeets
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cru jonze
4 days ago
crows should just want to be my friend goddamnit
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strange ranger
3 days ago
Of course I dabble in witchcraft, I can fold a fitted sheet.
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Greg the Miller
3 days ago
please respect my personal space, fly
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cru jonze
3 days ago
suckin on chili dog season is upon us brothers
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rebar mcentire?
3 days ago
soup that makes you forget
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Struggalo
3 days ago
*gets myself appraised at Antiques Roadshow
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sweetie π
3 days ago
won the wet tshirt contest bc mine was wet with soup
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Lizzlepants 🐒
5 days ago
passive aggressively hearting scircles that don’t include me
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Ennui Doofen
3 months ago
when life feels too predictable i like to play a lil game called What Happens If I Dont Take My Meds
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Frances Meh
5 days ago
the sexual tension between me and the send reply button
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Jenny Doesn’t Know
3 days ago
When a customer says to have a blessed day I like to tell them I need to consult my Magic 8 Ball if I can or not
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Frances Meh
5 days ago
my dna test came back negative
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Pru
3 days ago
Hey have y'all heard about the mandala effect
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sweetie π
3 days ago
breaking a ritz cracker into four pieces to play holy communion with the dogs
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trickykat
3 days ago
(climbing into bed with phone) oh no, i forgot to brush my bluetooth
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Sam Caster 🍓
3 days ago
There’s a five foot no fun zone radius surrounding me
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Roxy
3 days ago
brb. Going to pretend to do something.
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gas station dream girl
3 days ago
Another one of those days where literally everyone on the road drives like an idiot. Except me, I’m the best driver in the whole world.
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emceekayvee
3 days ago
I can't eat fig gnutons b/c I have silly yak disease
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
4 days ago
I loathe you but I’m not in loathe with you
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Jason, ex Inferis
4 days ago
I don’t use Google. I text my friend Randall who used to be a dental assistant
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sweetie π
5 days ago
looking for someone to take a really artsy pic of me eating a churro while crying — no weirdos
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geist
3 days ago
pronouncing “LMAO” like “el-mayo”
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
4 days ago
you can’t even pretend to be a nigerian prince these days because of woke
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;(
4 days ago
No one pictures everyone in the room naked when they’re nervous anymore, because of woke
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karasocial relationship 💜
3 days ago
blanket fort insurance "sheet happens. we've got you covered."
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Daisy
3 days ago
I replaced the fill valve on my toilet all on my own without even showing my ass crack
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Sam
3 days ago
Sometimes I sit on my hands until they go numb, then make a sandwich so it feels like someone else made it.
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light
5 days ago
*pokes at skeet with a stick*
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sam morgan (i’m kidding)
3 days ago
I wanna fall asleep in Tony Soprano's bathrobe ❤️
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Deeks 🫶
4 days ago
Okay, so here's the deal. I repost you, and you only repost my reposts
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TwoSense
4 days ago
I just assume you all look like shrek irl
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧
3 days ago
i wish i had some pasta and $10,000
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The Feare Response 😱
4 days ago
Christopher Lee and Vincent Price were both born today, May 27th. And Peter Cushing was born yesterday, May 26th. Celebrating these Masters of Horror, especially on this
#HammerWednesday
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#FrightClub
#Filmsky
#HorrorSky
#botd
#otd
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ash
4 days ago
I got a sports injury by walking into exercise equipment.
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🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️
4 days ago
You mean to tell me that a chicken fried this steak?
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