But have you seen the Lion of Gripsholm Castle in Sweden?

I still remember the first time @theonion.com took over InfoWars. I’m not falling for it again.

what in the sam hell is this

Setting my notifications to alert me whenever Bluesky is dying.

Mulder and Scully sound like medical conditions.

your toxic trait is trying to merge three joke formats into one wolf in this economy

I think transgender for everyone might fix this.

lol, I was trying to figure out if RFK Jr goes by Bobby so I searched google for “what do people call RFK Jr?” and it said “microwaved mel gibson” ouch

Based on the rhyming pattern in Mr Brightside, she wasn’t in fact touching his chest.

can confirm i have Scullyosis

Mulder and Scully sound like medical conditions.

Whoever said laughter was the best medicine had never tried weed. And weed even has laughter as a side effect.

I still remember the golden days of Bluesky when it was all wolves, buttholes, and cilantro.

Fuggit. I’m non-binary, so there are sooo many wolves inside me.

*never ending dings*

Setting my notifications to alert me whenever Bluesky is dying.

Best 80s rock queen: Pat Benetar, Joan Jett, Lita Ford, or Chrissy Hynde?

I still remember the golden days of Bluesky when it was all wolves, buttholes, and cilantro.

Share an 80s movie you will always love

I’ve read all the Harry Potter and LOTR books but seen none of the movies. So I guess that’s what kind of nerd I am.

I can't believe you're posting jokes about Arby's bathrooms My dad killed himself in an Arby's bathroom

Noon is a magical time that is neither morning, afternoon, evening, or night.

Fun game: are these the withdrawal effects of my old antidepressant or the side effects of my new one.

I has to really piss off the folks at Curad when people call their bandages band-aids.

I like my steak how I like my skeets. Medium.

Do you think Jimmy John and Papa John are related?

It’s weird, in a state where weed is illegal, Domino’s and Jimmy John’s still had 4-20 specials today. I had Jimmy John’s.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but if we’re gonna save Bluesky from dying, we’re gonna need BBK.

Most of the world actually observes 4/20 on the fourth day of the twentieth month, Toyotathon

At what age do you transition from bubble gum to chewing gum?

Hoping they don’t close the Strait of Hormel. I need my Spam.

(alex jones voice) THEY'RE TURNING THE BAGS GAY

Howdy all! What did I miss?

Who the hell made world Chinese language day on 4-20?

Found in my drafts folder:

Found in my drafts folder: Sidney Sweeney’s career

Found in my drafts folder: The Declaration of Independence? How’d that get in there?

Found in my drafts folder - a cheese stick and two club crackers.

I really expected Bridgerton to have more bridges.

I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter.

Andes Mountains? More like Andes Nuts.

If I see you like a post I made a month ago I know you’re stalking my account. And I appreciate it.

One of the great joys of adulthood is sweet nuts.

I think a shit ton of tater tots might save the world.

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses.

Remember when they used to make Coca Cola with real cocaine? Me neither, but I bet it was a blast.

When life gives you lemmings, you jump off a cliff.

I’ve never successfully done a pull up.