cleavergirl
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do you mind? I'm trying to be fucking stupid over here
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trying to stay awake to fix my sleep schedule and getting scared and quitting cause of seeing the not-real-stuff
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having athsma is so annoying cause im just sitting here and lowkey suffocating to death but not quite bad enough to get up and look for an inhaler
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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃
2 days ago
Edward swifferhands
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back to our radically scheduled programming
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my true love would let me turn them into jerky so I could chew on them slowly
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wait, was that guy who was creating a frog army in his backyard a few years ago not an environmental terrorist and actually just on to something?
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spleenly
3 days ago
I haven't even seen that much, but I've still seen too much.
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Sorrowscopes
3 days ago
Scorpio: If you’re looking for answers from giant balls of plasma that are millions of miles away, it’s already too late. See a therapist. Eat a burrito.
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I never get the same results doing personality quizzes like myers briggs and found out later this isnt just a fun lil quirk but raw dogging a disorder
2 days ago
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I desperately need to be sprayed down in one of those pop up hazmat showers
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Parker Molloy
4 days ago
Pretty much
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hey going back to dumb bitch idiot town cause I lost my vape again
4 days ago
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need experimental drugs shot into my lower back
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posting the founder of antifa in my local "are we dating the same guy" group
4 days ago
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I pulled your tarot cards for you and they said dont get into crypto
4 days ago
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it's that time of year again where I shed my physical body and can only be found in the astral plane
5 days ago
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Steve King
5 days ago
Me as we approach Scorp season
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the secret ingredient in dominoes pizza is the thing that makes you dream bad stuff
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why can't I read the books I've already bought? what is stopping me? there must be some greater power at work here
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if I don't understand what's being said I assume it's spellwork
5 days ago
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still not sure that kristi noem isnt just laura looner out of drag
7 days ago
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Six is a one pound monster.
7 days ago
I wonder what someone mentally healthy could’ve done with my life.
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Kellaweena 🎃
7 days ago
…and for my next trick, I will disappear mid-conversation.
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is there anything better than when someone mad at you replies to a post, just to delete it and rewrite it? so dedicated and passionate just to be wrong
7 days ago
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using my anti environmentalism inhaler to keep breathing the *fumes*
7 days ago
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I am supposed to believe the fake girlfriend of the fake antifa leader is in a straight monogamous relationship?
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Werehud 🌙 Kurzwulf
8 days ago
I was turned into a bat by a witch
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I understand that chiropractics were invented by a beekeeper who was trained by a ghost but I still feel the need to tied in knot and put in a panini press and im not sure what else there is that can accomplish that
7 days ago
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dont forget to finish your spiritual attacks before bed
7 days ago
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would like to nap peacefully on a small paddle boat with a hat gently placed over my face
7 days ago
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puppy photo of my fave dude cause why not
8 days ago
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📐 ɐıʌ ǝǝɹɟ 🙃
8 days ago
live tweeting falling into a grain silo
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somehow acing my accounting class which is insane for someone who often forgets their own phone number
8 days ago
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no idea how to stop sitting cross legged. if my first grade teacher is still alive I'm going to find her and call her and let her know how fucked up I am because of her dumb carpet story times
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Clare Blackwood
8 days ago
"I don't care if the Blue Jays win," I attempt to convince myself, delusionally. "The Blue Jays winning does not affect my life in any way," I chant, like a fool. "Just enjoy the game like a normal person," I intone finally, lighting the last candle on my Shane Bieber shrine, completing The Ritual
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so crazy turn of events, the last full moon in fact did not heal me or make anything better ???
8 days ago
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can having deborah ann woll and evan rachel wood both as vampires in one show ever be topped? doubt it
9 days ago
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FUCK I FORGOT TO SWITCH MY OUTSIDE LIGHTS TO ORANGE FUCK FUCK FUCK
9 days ago
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smoking cigs doesn't count when the sun goes down
9 days ago
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Kiss me. I taste like whisky and the blood of your enemies.
add a skeleton here at some point
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ᴄᴇʟᴇꜱᴛɪᴀʟ💫ᴘʜʟᴇʙᴏᴛᴏᴍɪꜱᴛ
9 days ago
vestibule? chestibule?
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I'd say we're about due for a better recreational drug to be discovered
9 days ago
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stretch before bed and when getting up, sleeping and the basic daily routine is enough to injure you without stretching
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grilled cheese 🧀
9 days ago
enter sandman? i don't think so pal. there's not enough lube on the planet.
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I'm unemployed but my schedule is super busy with spiritually attacking people, which does pay in it's own way
9 days ago
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one of the smarter/wealthier people in my family is getting ai brainwashed and yeah, not sure how to handle that one
9 days ago
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feeling a bit like I need to drag my body through rocks to shed this years skin
10 days ago
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really hoping ill be lucky enough to see the day when they invent bedsheets that stay on the fucking mattress
11 days ago
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I don't know much, but I do know I would not forget to take my meds if they were all in weed gummy form
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