depluralize a movie 1 Man Or a Baby

maybe what my life needs is a shroom renaissance

so Friday at the store I re-up every trail mix ingredient except for cherries, which they are out of today I went back and they're still empty, had customer service talk to somebody and they said the warehouse is out (!!!) how long until I can make my fucking trail mix again, i wonder

so ur tellin me a cat buried these eggs, which are actually candy? ok man

*b real of cypress hill voice* i want to get risen so risen

we need to get to the bottom of this

Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah

me when i see the Eastour bunny: "bun 👉🐇🥚"

The kingdom of not. A realm of myth See the mythery of the non-existent mystery. It is not but yet.. (Sun Ra)

"Egg Man" is an Easter song

im listening to Devo on Easter morning

somehow when Gerald Casale (Devo) sings "shrivel up!" it reminds me of Brian Posehn doing the Gibbons character on Tom Goes to the Mayor's Office

tbh idk why Devo aren't cancelled for "Mongoloid" kinda in bad taste imo

ol painting

heard u like titties? oh yeah hahA how about titDEEZ lmao

streets are sayin when u die u experience all of the sorrow and misery u created in others in your lifetime all at once

Boobenhiem museum for nude statues

might be the first day of the year to open windows and play music really loud

bluesky is adding a button to dm all your followers at once asking do you hate me

New dog out on a walk with my wife the other day. Kid is walking it. She goes “hi, who is this?” very cutely. And the kid dead ass said “this is my new dog”

completely blowing my first date with someone cuz i told the waiter to tell the chef i found the food "so umm-yum nummy"

I wish I was a professional baseball player so I could get a deal with Big League chew and go through a whole pouch every inning

women love to watch tv on laptops

Dave Grohl's wife should have the legal right to castrate him

i was born on a good Friday fyi later Jesus, meet the upgrade

Thom Pretty and the Hardbrakers

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Deftones - Diamond Eyes ass lookin owl

Bluesky's likes aren't going down. Likes Georg, who runs 1,300,000 accounts and likes everything you've ever posted, has sadly passed away.

remember the o rly owl? those are extinct today

ass hair forest

love* when I go to pause a video here and im accidentally 1 pixel too far left and I accidentally refresh my feed and rocket up to the top *actually i hate it

sister visited this week and I'm slightly disappointed my cat wasn't more of a sweetie to her I figured when she was cold to my parents that she was just reading my vibe to know how to act but now I think she's less open to anyone but me :/

if i liked ur RT of a mutuals' post it's not as big a deal as when i like ur RT of someone i *don't* follow -- you put me on some shit and I'm letting you know i agree or thanks or whatever

well well well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

"suck my dick" - patriarchal, chauvinistic, crass "suck my cunt" - matriarchal, elegant, fun

account that posts "im dying lol" and never posts again

me, when i see a rabbit: "bun 👉 🐇"

if u ever missed a post i made, I feel bad for ya!

if anyone i followed was so well known they were virtually a celeb id feel dumb

we used to have Monet and Picasso, now we have no money and big ass, so...

if u think a post of mine sux you're wrong, u have to read all ~9k of them to have sufficient context maybe don't jump to conclusions!?

when a post is hyperbolic, that's the stuff 🤌

C-SPAN I'd rather C-NAPS because sleep is important

the last paper towel on the roll is always, like, 50% glue just throw it away without using it

🎶 THE COMBS WOULD KNOW A GORGONE BEFORE THE MIRROR 🎶

nobody appreciates how I don't post the worst shit links to nyt, the Atlantic, etc. id never