Some of you seem like you want to be recognised for your contInued efforts and hard earned skill which is strange to me, someone who just wants to be looked at

Sorry if you already looked at me today but looks at me again

Doing some of my old hair and makeup stuff I used to do and trying to figure out if I'm onto something actually

Doing some of my old hair and makeup stuff I used to do and trying to figure out if I'm onto something actually

I dreamt there was a two metre long earth worm in my garden trying to disembowel itself with a gardening fork

We've replaced crying with sitting around trying really hard to post

You need to be perceived intensely by as many people as possible anything else is like living in a shoebox with some air holes

Living is a cry for help!! Eating ice cream is what people do when they are fine

I will never intentionally add anything as my WhatsApp status. Why would I do that

Love to dream and live inside the dream

(talking to the only person in th e world who really likes me) your hair smells weird. And you need a shave

I wish there was a pill you could take for when you accidentally talked politics with your nail tech and your body is reacting like someone is going to shoot you with a gun

Girlies love being in so much emotional pain for no good reason

We should feel ashamed to own a legitimate Oodie brand Oodie. That is a large jumper. It is not anything. I do not believe you

YouTube video titled something like "Yeah, they didn't think this through!" I will not click on you. I do not like you. You are made of ground teeth and sphincters. A horrible wretch. Scourge of this eartH. Obnoxious rambler

learn. make. broadcast. we're running a small livestream development bootcamp this december and looking for 3-5 people who want to build something new. four weeks. weekly virtual classes to get you ready to launch a show on cable two. dm us if you want in. deadline 11/20.

I need to stop being crazy and start being hot

I've got Pinsey knee dolls

I know it sounds like I'm talking about 15 different ex boyfriends I've had but it's really only like four long term ones where two of them were nice and normal and the other two were rly strange in a variety of ways that make for a lot of good stories

It's my page and I can muse on my own personal shortcomings until everyone leaves

Babe come over I made my famous cat food balls - me after societal collapse

It is impossible to pretend to be a functioning human being when you were doing the whole living doll fashion thing in 2012 and I know this from experience

I am not smart or rich or popular but my bottom is large. Oh yes, my bottom is large

Guys I should catch a plane by myself next year

3yo daughter is crazy about jack skellington, currently having post-nursery nightmare before Christmas with "chicken cereal" (corn flakes) if I sing along to the songs she tells me to "stop copying him!!"

Yes! When someone says “sound off” they mean “speak on the topic, with your urethra unencumbered”

You know what they say about ramming stuff in your urethra? Everyone Likes It!

You are so confident, and with the foulest stench. You wear your foul stench with such pride. It is honourable to see someone so proud of their foul stench. Really remarkable

I will watch ten thousand scary deep dives, iceberg lists, horror gaming essays,and youtube will offer me up the categories "flour, cookies, sketch comedy, or news" because I'm thirty one and I'm not allowed to feel anymore

Going to the airport with the sole intent of behaving erratically

These are my emotional support videos about the variety of ways Ariana Grande is a really bad person. It's normal that I know so much about this now

I'm worried I was really weird to *casual acquaintance* today "Oh yeah how come?" I don't know just like... talking to them (Conversation I have with my bf every time I go outside)

Our world could be so much worse, for example there could be no such thing as love, and there could be a species of parasitic spider that intentionally seeks out the sleeves of bundled up clothes or the bristles of a toothbrush

Bad things that can happen that are exciting: Visual migraine Swelling of the face and throat Childbirth Road traffic accident

Hot honey is interesting it's like what if I was having an allergic reaction to this dessert

If life is a highway and you want to ride it all night long is that...good?

At a different softplay today with very different vibes- no kidzbop, inside a garden centre, I could potentially be the hottest mom in the building

Quiet crash out for when you know any sincere display of emotion will be looked upon in the worst faith possible and discussed in private without concern for your wellbeing 💖

Just got to the final scene of the new Frankenstein which was rly sad and I looked up at the screen and my inner monologue just said "Frankingstein" and I cracked up rly bad

If Mary Shelley was a girls girl why didn't she write about Victoria Frankenstein????? She didn't think women could be a doctor????

I'm only allowed to look goth in winter

Earlier my 3yo was yelling and we asked what she was saying and it was like "I don't have a chocolate egg!!!" I can relate to that sort of thing

Liking a video of someone painting a realistic portrait while blindfolded like my name is Janet and I don't know why my kids won't speak to me anymore

Something stupid feeling about liking a video of someone showcasing an impressive talent online. Extreme reality TV viewer behaviour. I know we're all allowed to do it but it feels like I shouldn't

Turns out kidz bop did this one too "I like your dance moves girl!"

Not even the third hottest mom at the soft play with my toddler today, sad... Plus they're playing exclusively kidz bop

If you eact a bunch of lebkuchen yesterday til you feel sick them today later you can just have one and feel sick too

Beautiful Normal Women in your Area: and they want to Chill!

A business that only employs nasty little freaks perhaps