If walking is so good for you why does it hurt a lot. checklmste

Having gay bar fajita dinner in an unfamiliar town by myself like I'm a real person

A gen z clicked her fingernails together at me which I think is good and means I'm onto something

I am travelling solo today and proving to myself that MPDG is an incurable disease and definitely not something I'm doing on purpose actually

Saw some cows in lots of different colours sat in a big field so everything's alright for a while

Yeah but have you tried... bbeing epic on the train

I just finished a 40-page comic book! I've been working on this for 20 months. You can get the whole thing for just $1 on itch (that's really cheap), or you can read the first 13 pages in this thread, or download the free preview. deanosaur666.itch.io/woodchipper-...

Tired of seeing all these young autistic people who don't like anything and won't try .. I didn't realise we were allowed to do that and now I don't like anything either

The time is now to see a beautiful woman walking around outside

I do intrinsically know which cartoon characters are good at kissing and you can ask me about it if you want

Jafar would have been a bad kisser but I don't think Aladdin would do much better

For the rapture they're making sailor moon, totally spies and the Powerpuff girls real and they're going to kill people and stuff. I don't make the rules

It's so important to be a hot crier, and anyone can do it!! We can all do it with the power of being incredibly self absorbed and getting really dressed up first!

This is my posting hole. I'm in my posting hole and I'm an adult

Everyone shut up you all have to be nice to me instead

They're slurping the one long spaghetti of our brain

Oranges... Orange... Orbular.... What's more to know about the humble orange...

I'm regressing but only to 25 so it's really not that big of a deal.when I was 25 I was 15

When the rapture comes we'll all be too busy seeing who can make the most convincing mermaid tail in the sand

All of my mutuals from bluesky are meeting together at the beach and not really saying anything to each other just feeling the warm sand pour between their fingers

Do you guys all want to jump in a lake together at night

I love swimming but I hate ordeals and needing to change in an unfamiliar environment

Disclaimer every time I talk about work or a work slack I'm not talking about *MY* job it's a different, imaginary job I like thinking about. And I am very popular there

In a thinking chair and hooked up to a machine imagining every conceivable way to squeeze the words "my beautiful pink pussy" into conversations in the work slack

Big news, music sounds good again

Pisces: Death is inevitable, but with enough glitter, you can at least make the inevitable fabulous.

Ya gotta go like @cl.own.baby posts on clownday!!!! It's clownday!!!! 🎉🥳💖✨✨🎁

happy birthday @cl.own.baby !!

Under no circumstance should I have to pretend to not be on my period. They need to let me cry in every room I enter

It's actually so hard to be a beautiful girl and I'm NOT kidding

Need to spend a month in one of those rooms without windows doing me shit

The Bare MiniMILF

Nothing I love more than when a song has a cowboy ass vocalisation in it!!! We're saying wah-hah now!? Oh are you going YUH!!!!? Me too!! I love that shit!

I'm going to go to a Wendy's for tHe first time today wish me luck. Hope I don't say anything weird

Tummy ache so you're all allowed to fawn over me and do doting and stuff

Just doing this again now

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It's grassy valley Friday!!! It's grassy valley Friday!!!!!! @baybayfriend.bsky.social please say it's grassy valley Friday!!!!!!!

Looking at something you made and laughing (affectionate)

@sentimentbot.bsky.social I want to join in

Just had the phantom smell of a breaded processed turkey food and have never felt more hungry in my life

I can't believe I thought my art was bad and unprofessional for such a long time when actually I'm just really funny and all my art is funny too

Here!

Sometimes I'll eat a new snack from the shop and think it tastes like poison but keep eating it for a while because what do I know?? Maybe it's supposed to taste like that

The "I am going to be so weird" / "I am going to be so normal" paradigm

Sometimes you can do something on your computer that can make everything go wrong and that's awesome

I have returned from a break from my stream and pressed a combination of keys that have done something I do not understand, I do not know how to return to my stream now

Twitch.tv/bellatrellia Infinity Nikki tIme again 💖

Gonna do a stream again today if you even care you whim bitch

Basically probability... says that fates gonna side with me - uhhhh did somebody say LYRICS!?! 🔥