🎶Guess who just showed up today Those wild-eyed boys who burn and slay They're not a single ethnic group per se But they'll end Mycenaean civilization

oh PERIOD

It just shouldn't be this…sh-hard…

If these two end up together it will be the worst treatment of a woman in a comic strip since Elizabeth Patterson married Anthony. Give Noel back to Minerva.

Thus far we are only two lines into The Body The Blood The Machine which tells me it’s gonna be a big summer

Hey CANADA. Can you READ? 😏

I'm going to start posting about a game I play called Prontosaurus. It's not a real game. I'm going to be talking a lot about Steggy Cards and Prey Dice. These are not real. When I post that I've earned 50 Rex Bux and I'm not sure what to spend them on, ignore me. I have not.

Hideo Kojima, you’ve done it again. youtu.be/mwgk6zcNPdk

Ah, another beautiful summer day under a faint burning odor and haze and the baleful dim orange eye of the sun.

Doug McMuffins

Saladin in 1189:

Loading up my Bersa Thunder.380 to go fire into the air outside 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

Still lying about Carrabba’s! HIT NOEL WITH ANOTHER CAR.

Damn that borg got the DSL.

DRUNK ON BASTILLE DAAAAAYYYYY youtu.be/vko97-x6Tng

omggg

Happy Unknown Man Died Eating Library Paste day!

Giving drugs to my children

Pass. youtu.be/0yG5C94qM2Y

No greater shot/reverse-shot in cinema than at 5:10 here. RIP Sam Neil, I watched the VHS of Jurassic Park probably a thousand times. youtu.be/Rc_i5TKdmhs?...

you guys don't understand. they have to speak about lindsey graham like this. every elected official in the US gets a thousand dollars worth of virginia lotto scratch offs as a eulogy fee. look it up

This better not be AI. The world needs metaphors.

Liz Warren really needs to stop endorsing Grahams

I just think you shouldn’t be allowed to become a U.S. Senator if you can’t figure out this pattern: youtu.be/3XpJmbFfnEo

I just think you shouldn’t be allowed to become a U.S. Senator if you can’t figure out this pattern: youtu.be/3XpJmbFfnEo

Crazy few days for Grahams in general

Glad I stayed up for this. Glad we’re all here together. Well, except Lindsey, of course.

Summer’s here.

can ye smell it in the air lads

Shot - chaser. What changed Natalie? Thought Trump was going to be good for your wine? www.sacbee.com/food-drink/a...

This is the kind of guy you throw over the side to make the ship lighter for everyone doing the rowing. Save your dissertation for the sharks, egghead.

from the zine

When Bruce Springsteen sang the line about “suicide machines”, this is what he was singing about.

so turns out you can *still* use ublock on chrome if you just inspect element it lmfao

Vote JHB for Maine. “He’s pine-scented!”

Cleveland Excellence youtu.be/GXb0JrSZy0E

THE ACKROOMS

??? Mike is in every episode? He even had the spinoff show where it’s just Mike, Scooby, and Mike’s annoying nephew “Scrappy Mikey.”

Musical accompaniment: youtu.be/3MUGAxpI0Bc

Blasting the Belgium victory song: youtu.be/NA0FJ3akfUs

Finally, America has paid for its evil. Congratulations…(squints)…King Leopold??? No, that can’t be right, hold on.

I’m throwing my hat into the ring for Maine Senator. I have built a successful business as a North Atlantic fisherman and I understand people.

Swan Boy paying tribute to classic American animation with some of the more unpleasant Donald Duck-style faces here, like in the old Disney shorts when Donald would decide to kill or eat someone.

I’m on a sea nuggets diet…

FRESHEN YUR DRINK GUVNAH

Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control

This was Mexico’s fans outside the hotel where England was staying and I can’t say it loud enough LFG!