right now every centrist dem has their entire staff frantically workshopping posts, and they will all land on some variation of: "We're hearing reports of an alleged ICE-related shooting-type situation this morning. Why doesn't the White House spend more time shooting grocery prices in the face?"

Watch the fucking video. Grow up.

This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.

Actions have consequences.

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

So many gems lost when my og account got perma'd years ago...like tears in the rain

Comin’ right up. youtu.be/Bu9u-FNEm0w

This remix...

Obrez 2026

Sure, got it saved to my phone. youtu.be/Bifmj1O3D24

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Perfect post.

like a fine wine

Ahhh… What a great sleep. Time to wake up and log into Bluesky to see what’s happening. Sure hope I didn’t sleep through any imperialist war crimes!

At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!

me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people? me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again

Tokyo Godfathers is possibly the best Christmas/New Years movie.

I always start the year with a photo from one of Cleveland’s great meat shops. This year, like many before, it was J & J Czuchraj Meats at the West Side Market. I’ve loved it since high school, and now it’s one of my son’s favorite spots too. Cleveland tradition. Happy New Year!

Dick Tracy is a New Year’s Movie.

The Hudsucker Proxy is a New Years Movie.

Trading Places is a Christmas/New Years/working on end-of-year payroll movie.

L.A. Confidential is a Christmas movie.

mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked rip homniegh see u on the other side

One of the best to ever do it

Lassie Mr. Ed

If you only had one version to watch for the rest of your life, you’d have to pick this one.

Dudes rock.

I would like the audio for this conversation please

Hahahaha fuck you Pittsburgh. How you gonna make the playoffs if you can’t beat the Browns.

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.

God loves a tiny pickup truck.

The Slaanesh Bowl brought to you by Games Workshop

DK should be able to do whatever he wants to this guy, rt if you agree

Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons. "This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever." commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...

she went on her first walk today to the pet store and people couldn’t handle it. she gets all bashful and smiles and the whole back half of her body wags with her tail. people were on the verge of passing out

It’s important to remember the true reason for the season: the birth of a savior. Merry Christmas.

In south Louisiana, fête le Grincheux is celebrated on Christmas eve with a fais-do-do before cooking a traditional grinch and sausage gumbo.

Regained consciousness in bed while saying the words “and get ready for the ride of your life” in the style of a 90s movie trailer, probably the tail end of a dream I don’t remember upon waking. Seems ominous, like I should just stay inside today. Merry Christmas. youtu.be/j9ktsBW4q24

my new resume

A Carl Hiaasen Christmas.

if i knew all the other reindeer why wouldn't i recall the most famous reindeer of all, dipshit?

In London a time comes every day where the ghosts get their own back. It's often subtle but always undeniable, and it's strongest in autumn & winter. If you're ever at loose ends on Christmas Eve, pay respects at St Michael's Cornhill. Because here, down the alley, was Scrooge's counting house.

Untitled Dash Rendar Project