This is what, the fourth one of these he’s signed?

Brody missed Dynamite because they had to take his brain out and put it back in

They used the clip of him yelling it into the camera in the hype video on Dynamite literally last night. This is going to be a “well my source is since he didn’t appear on tv that means”

Oh good, another day of having to explain to people that wrestling is fake

At least this is honest about what a floor would actually look like so you can see why a cap will never, ever happen

Trying to imagine the kind of person who would attend this that wouldn't shell out the extra 40 bucks to sit at the Piven table

Worth it just for Kurtwood Smith's Verhoeven impression

Baseball player hobbies we've seen so far: Maple syrup, creating thinking, nerd things, shows, outdoors

“No takebacks” was constantly heralded as an *advantage* for bitcoin

The people most likely to complain that sites like this are "in a bubble", are the ones who have managed to convince themselves that their incredibly mainstream ideas make them brave thought leaders

Really don't know how the economics of this industry are supposed to work when you can spend five years on a game and if it doesn't catch on immediately the studio goes out of business

This is the funniest possible signing after doing nothing but trading Mackenzie Gore this offseason

Game Dev Story is a basically realistic portrayal of game development, except for this part

I am fascinated by how badly you have to screw up to put a critical exploit in a text editor

..........is elon wearing this shirt?

I was curious if you could just put a guy directly on the 60 day DL, and you can, but the Dodgers signed him two days earlier than they needed to for some reason

Try and get one of the good knights. Last time we went our knight was an absolute mid loser who looked like Chris Cornell. My friend got a headache so bad from yelling at him that he couldn’t party any more

He's an NRI but when will people stop trying "surely I will fix Craig Kimbrel"

Since we're celebrating people writhing in pain after they get hit the groin on live television while commentators laugh

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

Say what you will about our last two Presidents wasting massive amounts of resources shooting down balloons, but if you were the guy that got to blow them up that would be the happiest day of your life

It's extremely rare for the commentator to actually say "he got hit in the dick"

Everything Vince did was because he was mad pro wrestling was seen as too low rent to get into Epstein circles

A much better question to ask is what happens when everyone decides “good enough” is fine and we let this shitboxes run everything, which is the thing that’s currently happening

'The Empty Threat of a World Cup Boycott', by @karimzidan.com.

Or what? You’re going to censure them?

/After being informed I will not get paid to play in the WBC Agggghhhh! My hamate bone!

Remember how we had to talk about Havana Syndrome for a year and a half even though it was obviously fake and our government gave people a bunch of money for it. Anyway why don’t people trust institutions

The story does not make this headline less insane

The single most roided man on the planet. Thank you for your service

In honor of every 38-45 year old person, during every winter event where guys are doing sick grinds It’s Tricky should be played on loop the whole time

I don’t like that I just turned on the Olympics and someone yelled “manifest destiny for [the American]”

Modern day remake of Falling Down starting with D-FENS seeing Mr. Beast brand Jack Links

I’m drinking my avocado toast juice every morning

This is a very American opinion but it is really hard to beat Pad Thai that correctly nails the sweet/sour/salty ratio

I maintain my theory it’s not just in-group signaling it’s also cause Trump has bad terrible eyesight and needs people with huge exaggerated features like kabuki masks to read them as faces

How do you end up deciding that guy who was the Phillies third or fourth best reliever is the 7th best in baseball?

I’d say any man that wants to be with his kids at the park now has to where wire rim glasses but those don’t have a great reputation historically either

We should have more infrastructure spending. Nooooo not like that

There are 11 pitchers that are currently signed with 100 wins. The guy I feel like is most likely to find a job outside of Scherzer is Patrick Corbin

Weird audio syncing issues happen when you decide to put on a concert at the last minute when you don't know what you're doing, so I totally believe Kid Rock in this one case

He did not end up being 90% of Juan Soto

I don't know what the solution is here but I should not know what the main character of this website is doing when I have him blocked and multiple permutations of his name muted

With Max Scherzer and Justin Turner unsigned, Chris Martin (6/2/86) is the second oldest player in baseball. Lot of people are going to be screwed when Verlander retires

‘I Could Totally Do That,’ Says Correct Man Watching Luge Event https://theonion.com/i-could-totally-do-that-says-correct-man-watching-luge-event/

Barring some kind of miracle, the Orioles, who were trying this year we swear, are going to have a lower payroll this year than they had last year

We at least need some kind of public service announcement that people would get murdered for this shit

Current Luxury Tax Payers in 2026 Fourth threshold: Dodgers, Mets, Yankees, Blue Jays, Phillies Third threshold: Second threshold: Padres First threshold: Red Sox, Tigers, Braves Cubs are right on the line and will almost certainly go over