Why didn’t he defer?

Look at me I get paid to play soccer /Kicks ball into space from 30 feet away

Reenacting the plot of Mighty Ducks 2 by pulling the goalie before penalties

I do not want to see Australia play again so go Egypt

The most elder millennial LEGO set

nyc friends be careful outside today. its even worse than yesterday, the 2019 film about a man who remembers the beatles

It's worth reading this just to see how astoundingly poorly written it is. It's not even "I got my feelings hurt" it's "I'm mad a government official is on this site"

It does rule that ever since the people that run this site declared their love for AI it breaks horribly at least once a week

Wow, DSA is mad at a *minority* leader. Surprise surprise

luckily there are no examples in history of people, angered by social conditions and the heat, to ever take out those feelings on the closest sinner that reminds them of both issues

They’re dabbing on you

Ready for 4th of July

Average European country Nazis: 35% Racist Soccer Hooligans (controls parliament: 32% Leftists (transphobic): 15% Leftists (racist): 9%

The only move is Bernie Bro

Having to explain to my children that FIFA is corrupt despite the fact that Tokyo Sexwale is the funniest name of all time

It’s okay. We’ve yelled at everyone who will judge you. You’re still a good person

When a starter gets a suspension subtract four so it’s a three game suspension really

As much as I love saying “VAR is what replay advocates want” I feel like that’s a “call on the field stands” situation

Throwing a helmet at someone after they call you a slur is just as bad as hucking your bat at someone

Well it took 20 years but I’m almost to my goal of the Tegan and Sara haircut

Lol he regrets nothing

Please come up with some surprising result or we’re going to end up with like 14 out of 16 teams that would have been in the knockout in a field of 32

Local oaf needs to drive passed SoFi right when this game ends

Republicans understand power and know a credible third party threat can extract concessions :)

You have to admit it would be very funny if this worked

The thing that has got me this whole time is it's clear how much more care and effort was put into the UFC card because at least that was put on by people who knew how to put on an event

Blocked over not being offended by a TV dinner is a new one

My children have already seen four of the seven countries they need to root for this World Cup fall. No one talks about that when they mention interracial marriage

It’s fine.

“We won but the refs were very unfair to us” is truly the American way

It’s good that Taylor Swifts last album was so bad that you can say it’s bad she’s closing down New York without getting death threats

Blast Fortunate Son, we did it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This just invites further questions. Is there a Rwandan chapter of the minions?

10-0 Bosnia

Dodgers run differential: +163 Entire NL West run differential: -57

People who consider themselves masters of optics: "let's clearly be more upset about losing four primary races than about anything else that's happened for a year and a half"

The thing that gets me is that video games are the last industry that can pull a "fuck you, we do what we want." Between backwards compatibility, emulators, and easy access to back catalogs, there are more than enough good games out there to last a lifetime

Taking notes on everyone making fun of England that will be rooting for the US in a few hours

"This dipshit probably ruined your favorite pizza place" should be enough to sink his candidacy in New York alone

Where's it coming?

Party with -26% favorability believes they should keep their jobs without changing anything

I think my brain just broke

After watching Congo play defense for the first three games this seems...less than ideal

Has anyone who claimed that Biden cheering on bashing protestors heads in was just smart politics admitted they may have been wrong on that one?

The Lakers' starting lineup next year

Can a bunch of crazy ass white boys lead the Lakers to a title?

Is “hey everyone, I believe totally different things again, please vote for me” going to work on anyone?

“If you want the PS6 to cost under 1500 dollars you’d better not expect a disk drive on it”