God damn that’s a headline when you’re 41

The way you win this messaging battle is “these fucks forced us to throw someone under the bus to keep the country running” not this shit

This is Schumer’s real crime.

Okay, maybe I give him permission to visit the White House...

If you're thinking of this from a pure messaging standpoint, "the President said 2% of the country should be unemployed and 42 million people should starve to avoid giving people healthcare" is something you should still be able to win on

Okay, so as a policy matter, how would a vote on ACA subsidies in December - critically, after open enrollment in ACA plans has ended and everyone has chosen health insurance plans or, more likely, chosen NOT to have insurance - actually affect how many people benefit from any subsidies?

The Mamdani sign generator is an op to make us hate the iconography of a socialist win as quickly as possible by flooding the zone with absolutely unfunny nothing. It is the weapon of our enemy and we do not need it. We will not use it.

In general I don’t like the prevailing idea that people who do bad things must have had some noble motive and people who do good things must be secretly evil

there's no doubt that gambling is an addiction, and it may well be the case in this particular situation, but imo we know far too little to establish that and defaulting to addiction as the reason for bad/inexplicable (at the moment) decisions doesn't seem like great praxis

I think he’s actually very happy that he can cause misery to most of the world

I mean it was certainly because they had giant debts they built up and not just 5K here

Would really love to know what policy concerns are so unique and important to men that Democrats are capable of "ignoring them." What does that even mean? Democrats ignore you if you're working class no matter your sex.

Due to extremely stupid circumstances my fantasy season is very dependent on the Bears. This will end horribly, but I'll take this

Very weird that the best reliever in baseball sucked shit in the 2024 post season in retrospect

Good, and I'm preemptively annoyed at people that are going to say this is too harsh

Is Red Zone extremely broken or did I somehow press a button that turns off the announcer feed?

Like 90% of what regular people know about the history of pro wrestling is Vince’s bullshit story, can’t think of a less needed book

The virgin trying to project Blake Corum's potential value late in the fantasy football season vs the Chad Jonathan Taylor owner

It is so much easier to forgive people for bad political opinions if they express any other thoughts at all

I think a number of press outlets badly want there to be a groundswell of anti-trans feeling, because the ownership/senior editorial of those papers have absolutely cooked their own brains on transphobia. It seems to be largely an elite psychosis!

These guys are constantly saying that Dems need to abandon identity politics and run on kitchen-table issues. They get the most kitchen table-ass candidate imaginable, spend months saying he's secretly radical, then as soon as he wins they say he's secretly moderate.

Having a senile president is bad regardless of which party they're in

Really don’t like that everyone has forgotten that caring about the Presdients mental health status was very Bernie Bro and forbidden for 3.75 years

13 months ago: Jurickson Profar points at his weiner and everyone currently crying about the Dodgers says they are shook and done for

Hell yeah dude

“Everyone is 12” was not meant to extend to how people dress

Celebrating the left “abandoning identity politics” kind of confirms all of the worst shit said about Bernie Bros. Stop it!

I would much rather have a politician that jerks it than a politician whose son makes sure he doesn’t jerk it

I am the captain now

Did someone remind him he'd have to compete with real grocery stores anywhere else

Yeah, MLB has goons, just look at what they did to bust A-Rod if you don’t believe me

Wonder how long pragmatic centrism will hold in the state most affected by the federal government no longer existing

If he runs third party again I am begging his opponent to use "Vote D (no Cuomo)" That one's free

The alcohol killed all the germs

Yeah don’t see how we get out of this if we have to say “obviously throwing sandwiches at the secret police is wrong” or “Jay Jones telling a clear the joke was beyond the pale bad”

13 months ago: Jurickson Profar points at his weiner and everyone currently crying about the Dodgers says they are shook and done for

So every person who actually cares about male loneliness is going to actively advocate against this, right

Three years ago the Dodgers were perennial chokers that couldn't win a "real" one. Now we're being comped to Real Madrid. I'm gonna jerk it. Peak fandom.

If we’re going to go through this we’re going to realize that this whole system needs to be fixed the second you’re back in power, right?

How often is something actually 11th directional chess?

This feels like a bad idea if the only way you can be removed from power is if you die

people dont remember how hard ivy league redzone with pbs newshour's jim leher went

This should have 2000 RTs with the audience of this website

I mean it’s just smart to retire early as a cop so you don’t get whacked the day before your actual retirement

It’s amazing how easy it is to become beloved if you’re just in the “rich” category instead of “more money than God”. Juan Soto giving less money than he makes in a single plate appearance to an animal shelter brings so much good will

My child, minutes before we need to buy an emergency change of clothes

Going to city hall to demand a recount and being met with “ma’am, we haven’t even finished with the count yet” rules

Well, at least this is the correct argument to try to scumbag your way out of this