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Being concerned about the future and whining about baseball in some order
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Luke Knox
about 1 hour ago
sound on
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Dave D
about 2 hours ago
Highest attended DoN of all time, consistently raised business in 2026, and creatively helping get multiple people over.
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Sorry losers, the Trump economy is soaring, or something
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about 2 hours ago
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On the one hand we need trust in our society on the other hand between Coachella and EDC there is an incredible amount of “I got scammed by an unlicensed taxi” content
about 2 hours ago
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Took my child from a solid defensive position and 22 life to dead in one turn
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about 3 hours ago
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Brendel
about 4 hours ago
Tom being kind of a tech dickhead is one of the rare celebrity people that actually hurts but it’s been going on for awhile
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But we agree on 90% of everything :( :( :(
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about 4 hours ago
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Pain at the pump!
about 4 hours ago
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What is the end game here, do you expect Zohran to denounce his wife or something?
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about 5 hours ago
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Patrick Monahan
about 6 hours ago
Getting closer
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@acclaim please do this I will only ask for 50% royalties for having such a good idea
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about 6 hours ago
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If you talked about a vibecession you can’t be mad about this
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about 6 hours ago
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about 6 hours ago
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Not like Big Chris is making high cinema, but it is very funny that the grievance industry settled on Super Mario Galaxy as being the high point of conservative movies
about 6 hours ago
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Seems bad but details are vague enough that I’m not sure what’s going on
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about 18 hours ago
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Chris Person
about 20 hours ago
I don't think people in the industry are ready for the amount of PC hardware makers that are going to straight up die because of everything that's happened in the last year and a half, it isn't about cheap treats it's like half the people that make motherboards and computer cases.
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/writing all this out and realizing it makes me look really bad “I know, I’ll say *white* trans women”
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about 20 hours ago
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Blake Smell
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about 22 hours ago
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The materials for White People Taco Night cost 32 dollars :)
about 22 hours ago
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Even if you ignore the partisan aspect, saying active election tampering isn’t that bad completely undermines the idea of democracy
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about 23 hours ago
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about 23 hours ago
I'm really getting tired of pedantry in lieu of a point. No, you're right, random liberal here for a good faith debate, it's okay to legislate like you think trans people are gross freaks who don't deserve rights so long as you don't actually say it.
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As someone who is usually actively against mutant stadium food, this is brilliant
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about 23 hours ago
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When The Truman Show is number one in the 18-49 demo
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about 23 hours ago
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Vote Newsom
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about 24 hours ago
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I knew nothing about this, it seems harsh, and now having seen what's about I think a jail sentence is appropriate
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about 24 hours ago
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Leave the hat on tonight baby
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1 day ago
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Only four people getting mad in the comments, far better than I expected
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1 day ago
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If we’re playing this stupid game saying “normal people like mayor Pete” when there isn’t a non white person on the planet other than one guy in Nigeria who likes him sure is a bad look
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It’s so cool that the entire government is collapsing and the the very responsible newspaper is floating Stephen A. as a candidate
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1 day ago
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thicc husband and father
1 day ago
who wants to preside over America for exactly three (3) days until the country Balkanizes and then be remembered as the one who presided over the breakup?
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It’s weird how many minority groups don’t realize how great the Democrats are. Must be the newspapers fault
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1 day ago
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mattie lubchansky
1 day ago
TRANS WOMAN: i'm in distress CIS LIBERAL: no you aren't :) if you look here you actually aren't
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She posted a couple pro China articles who gives a shit
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1 day ago
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I feel extremely stupid for thinking these people knew what they were doing at some point
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1 day ago
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Lol that were throwing bad faith criticism at a billionaire
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1 day ago
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Is it more ethical for your rooster to win or lose a cockfight. The greatest philosophical question of our time
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1 day ago
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NAS Reed
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1 day ago
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This is an intersection where kids need to cross. I hate everyone :)
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Soft power? That sounds gay. I’m hard all the time
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We're seeing in real time what people will do when people have the power to effortlessly fart out garbage, and it isn't "inspire people to create who couldn't before"
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Oh my God he's the dumbest person in the world
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This is the greatest first amendment violation in history
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Real people want to see protestors beaten and arrested, just smart politics, etc etc
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It’s incredibly clear the future of war is a paper airplane with a webcam and a stick of dynamite tapped to it and we’re ordering gigantic battleships that may be done in 15 years
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2 days ago
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“Local politics are where things really matter! Make sure you vote there!” In what is supposed to be a nice liberal city the mayoral race is between two republicans and my city council man is between a Republican and a guy who is “non partisan” because he’s probably a fascist
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Just started my job managing socials for an NFL team. I said why don’t we release the schedule via text, since that’s the easiest way to digest that information. They gave me a wedgie, said “go manage Harvards Twitter” and threw me out by my underpants. Do I have grounds for a lawsuit?
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Now I'm starting to think Edwin Diaz may not have been the best signing
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2 days ago
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I know the point is dabbing on us, but making the deciding vote one of the bills cosponsors who is completely unaccountable gives it away
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2 days ago
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Very excited that the opposition parties big issue is currently who is better at talking to people like they're stupid babies
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Peter Pantsless Geraci
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