It sure is weird that every piece of campaign common sense comes down to “don’t do anything”

Really don't think my ex understands that if you do what she did you usually get your ass thrown out on the street and I have lawyers going after everything

sometimes I like seeing crap from idiots and other times I do not. instead of scolding all of my mufos for this I simply use the built in tools available to me to curate my feed

This isn’t Joe Camel. This is 4 out of 5 doctors recommend Malboros

most depressing billboard I have ever seen

I know pointing this out means I'm the one who is owned, but destroying one of the few places where playing classical music can actually be a full time job should be making the Retvrn guys very mad

The last time the Dallas Cowboys made the NFC Championship Game, George Burns and Gene Kelly were still alive and RENT was months away from debuting on Broadway. The Baltimore Ravens were not yet an NFL team.

Hitting the age where my relatives don’t realize my large child isn’t a little kid any more and you need to get him different gifts

You’ve got to choose between “let’s cut wasteful government regulations” and “let’s have more huge military boondoggles”

Suggesting a franchise that has its own fucking theme park area at the busiest fucking theme park on the planet doesn't have a cultural impact is just so fucking dumb. Merry Christmas. I don't even like Avatar very much and I'm pissed off.

It turns out when you make "twitch but you can say the naughty words" you attract some real stand up characters

This is why Avatar will make two billion dollars

The 2016 Chicago cubs

These movies are all kind of dumb but it's one of the few things that you actually have to go to the theatre to see. Sometimes you just want to watch a bunch of really pretty visuals with a threadbare plot

ironically, few pieces of media have a meme with as much staying power as "Avatar has no cultural impact"

Oh hell yeah

Let’s listen to a guy who got absolutely whomped in a local election because his opponent showed people his tweets

I would really like to think most people want a politician that doesn’t treat them like a hooting moron

Counterpoint: No it isn’t

Going to be a "let people enjoy things" guy for Avatar. That feels like a good bit

Since you’ve got three years, let’s start thinking about what you’ll do when people say “you can’t take money away from ICE, they’re troops/cops”

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

you can tell when someone is too used to making shit up online because they stop being able to find easy tells in their own lies, such as "why would attendees at an in-person con ask a white man if hes black"

This guy doesn’t even have a GoFundMe setup, absolute amateur hour

I don’t think our politicians have gotten significantly dumber, I think they used to have someone to say “Santa Claus polls well, you should show people pictures of you beating him up”

we had like four years of panicked stories about young people being conservative and religious because reporters only exist on twitter now

i was specifically told the opposite of this

I have absolutely nothing to do today and no one to see I can’t remember the last time this happened

Man that organisation really did a 180, huh?

Got called “Justin Bieber” in my emo dad phase by a bunch of drunken lads at a pub

Just a small town guy taking my wife and kids out to a diner for three meals a day. I spend 60,000 dollars a year on food

I’m sad this guy gets to be on the news but I’m happy this isn’t going the way he planned

Richvale represents .03% of a congressional district. Their opinions do not matter at all

We’re ignoring the “we’ll kill you and overthrow your government if you do this” factor

One of the joys of being on sites like this is discovering a person you’ve been following for a decade isn’t gay

“They’re just doing this for attention” I would hopefully think that your price for saying “I am a pedophile” is more than .3 cents

He’s been replaced by AI and if 10 percent of the hams are bad who gives a shit, no refunds

A lot of those “unnecessary” people getting fire en masse were the second set of eyes that kept mistakes from happening

Like it feels to me we're at the terminal endpoint of decades of passively nodding and going "Oh, yeah, sure, safety, sure, whatever" while doing whatever we wanted anyways, and now we're at "Look, we're just gonna let software kill some folks because it's faster and makes number go up."

/Seeing the response to Laura Jane Grace transitioning "So what if you were 15 years older and not incredibly cool"

How are there still sports going? People have to go to work tomorrow

I don't hate this ballot but this is clearly "I forgot I voted for Utley last year"

I was going to post Elisabeth Moss talking about how “Fred Armisen’s greatest impression is that of a normal person” but when I looked it up to get the wording right I learned AI has somehow turned it from being a scathing post divorce condemnation to being a really nice complement

Incredibly glad that my child is at the age where I can just show him who’s the boss at Mario Kart

There are people that still haven’t adjusted to the fact that peak athlete fame is getting to hang out with Jake from State Farm

Ok but did Mahomes ever do this?

I don’t know how much longer “private businesses produce better things than the government” will last if you keep exposing them to what private businesses do

The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.

Pete Hegseth hitting a top-five bleakest group chat in world history with "Ho ho ho motherfuckers! 🎅💣"