Rooting for the Mariners is just rooting for AI. A team built to be just good enough that happened to bumble its way into a right answer

Fly out Aaron Judges kids to Denver, we have an emergency

This was the one year the Pirates could have been good and they assembled, by some metrics, one of the worst offenses in history. Its so over

The Tigers don’t deserve as much shit as Mike Elias does, but they’re close

Every account that B-Ref follows is going to go insane about all the awards voting no matter what the outcome is and I am here for it

I know giant home run numbers haven't been the same since the steroid era, but Schwarber is the 16th person to ever hit 55 home runs in a season

people at taco bell have learned that we will pay basically any price for their shit. like it sucks that Americans have decided we value it more than a relatively nice restaurant but we absolutely do. i will keep eating that garbage

I would also very much appreciate the Padres losing their last series to the Diamondbacks. Please bench your starters while the D’Backs are fighting for a playoff spot

If you can be killed by an escalator you are too old to be President

Congrats to the A's for outdrawing the biggest minor league team by almost 150,000

"Let's semi-accurately depict superhero violence" is a trend I'm okay with ending

The fan made hi-res texture mods look better than this

Upset that my choices are being able to watch a historic collapse, or the Guardians and the Astros making the playoffs

I've lived through 41 years of these meatheads bitching if someone takes a day off because they had a kid. We're not doing this

The only way you could have stopped overt Nazi Elon Musk from becoming an overt Nazi is if you created regulations that prevented him from having infinite money. That needed to happen well before the Biden administration

Remember how the last group of people that shot up ICE decided to bring a bunch of fliers that said WE ARE ANTIFA with them on their suicide mission? Wonder what came of that

Here's my idea, we can democratize the Bluesky town square by letting people pay eight dollars a month to force their ideas to be seen. That what democracy is right, when all ideas get credibility no matter how unpopular they are

2/3 many of my friends and readers have asked how they can practically support me in my career. well, I've always worked best in community. so, I'm launching a *completely free* email list to share brief notes on my research. it's called eyeblack: eyeblack.beehiiv.com/p/introducin...

Far be it from me to question Americas top cop, but is it normal to post evidence in a major crime directly to Twitter?

#Simpsons #FarSide #Thagomizer #ThagLore #KidPrehistoric

It’s not 2016 any more you don’t have to read things like you got smacked in the head with a mallet beforehand

Dodgers free agent signings, in their off season that broke baseball, have been worth 1.2 WAR this year. Hyesong Kim has been worth 1.7 of that

After luxury taxes Tanner Scott is costing the Dodgers 41 million this year, I demand he gives the fans a lot of 22 dollar beers

Dodgers post season workhorses Roki Sasaki and Alek Manoah

Are all of those “looks like you fools who wanted the Tigers to do something this offseason owe them an apology” pieces that got written in June going to get an update?

Hello all teams on the verge of a playoff spot. Please stop choking so some terrible Giants related thing doesn’t happen

I’m blocking or blocked by most of the top people which means I am one of the few using this site correctly

They sent him down to the minors

It looks like Bauer got shutdown for the season after this start, so he finishes with a 68 ERA+, but did not qualify for the ERA title

I'm just happy they got a real company to sponsor this instead of France's number three supplier of hinges

Disney, when reached for comment

The Pirates currently have 2 players with an OPS+ over 100. One has six plate appearances. They would be the sixth team since integration to have two or less players over 100

A valuable lesson in not talking shit

Always a good sign

So, he shouldn't run for President, right? If this is what you think

I love that people are saying they just want accuracy when the first version of this used the 3D zone and everyone hated it because it was too accurate

Just skip to the part where they tell us what AI thing they're advertising is

I miss when saying "this show about white supremacists is about me, take it off the air" is something people would try to avoid

“Why do people keep picking up the phone for Issac Choitner?” Because plenty of people who have something resembling values manage to have completely normal interviews with him

Guy who lives in Reno: "the train should go out of its way to stop in Reno"

also re: abs system, can’t wait for the unwritten rules to get their pound of flesh, challenges only go to the vets and etc again, great idea on paper, but as soon as you limit a commodity, there will be haves and have-nots, and major league baseball isn’t exactly a font of egalitarianism

I’m sure ending K-Zone will establish a paradise and not creating a new genre of whining where people get really mad at players not challenging calls

When you lose a game on a rulebook strike and you’re angrier than you’ve ever been don’t come crying to me

“Why do people keep picking up the phone for Issac Choitner?” Because plenty of people who have something resembling values manage to have completely normal interviews with him

What on Earth was an annoying person searching for that let them find this tweet

Making the guy who quit the church in order to make more money your spiritual advisor is way too on the nose

If your opponent says that shutting down the government isn’t an option, removing the only leverage they have, “shove it up your ass and die” is the correct response if you’re trying to win instead of trying to keep the country functioning

He still owes me 600 dollars

in a proper functioning democracy, every election would have a guy who wears the same red beret literally everywhere, to the point where nobody knows what he looks like without it. he should be referred to in the constitution as Hat Guy. if you ever poll below Hat Guy you must end your campaign