Very funny to go with “the last real champion” after a guy just held the belt for like three years

It's honestly really offensive to be one of the few things elected Democrats aren't afraid of.

Anyone saying Emmanuel Clase did this all for 12,000 dollars needs to read about what he actually did because it was significantly more than that and he was doing much more than throwing bad pitches

Guy about to say the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard: /draws a bell curve

Weird how this is what happens to actual common sense, bipartisan policies we can all agree on

Oh so it’s unfair when the Dodgers defer money, but it’s not okay if you do it for a car

Pulling a "that doesn't work for me, brother" when you're a jobber on a tryout contract shoots you to the front of the line for beast of the year

If you think gambling is a pure good that should be expanded, you should be even more against players throwing games

Are we just making stuff up or are they actually going to change air traffic control on the week of Thanksgiving

I blame their social media

What the fuck, man

The only reason Mike Johnson is speaker of the house is because Democrats couldn't bear the thought of the House being shutdown for an extended period of time so they bailed Republicans out of their mess. Meanwhile he's shutdown the house for weeks now so they don't have to swear in a congressman

Sports is an escapist wish-fulfillment fantasy world where people who suck at their jobs get fired, people who are good at them get paid extremely well, and there exists an extensive infrastructure to identify, develop, and mentor talent

Think of how much they'd have to be spending on non-player payroll for this to be remotely true

It’s 2025, you can just call reading gay

if i were part of a dying publishing industry i would simply not discourage people from reading in public

"We are simply returning to the language of the law the Democrats passed" feels like a good way to be very evil about this

“Electoral fraud is legal as long as you win” was an already established precedent

God damn that’s a headline when you’re 41

The way you win this messaging battle is “these fucks forced us to throw someone under the bus to keep the country running” not this shit

This is Schumer’s real crime.

Okay, maybe I give him permission to visit the White House...

If you're thinking of this from a pure messaging standpoint, "the President said 2% of the country should be unemployed and 42 million people should starve to avoid giving people healthcare" is something you should still be able to win on

Okay, so as a policy matter, how would a vote on ACA subsidies in December - critically, after open enrollment in ACA plans has ended and everyone has chosen health insurance plans or, more likely, chosen NOT to have insurance - actually affect how many people benefit from any subsidies?

The Mamdani sign generator is an op to make us hate the iconography of a socialist win as quickly as possible by flooding the zone with absolutely unfunny nothing. It is the weapon of our enemy and we do not need it. We will not use it.

In general I don’t like the prevailing idea that people who do bad things must have had some noble motive and people who do good things must be secretly evil

there's no doubt that gambling is an addiction, and it may well be the case in this particular situation, but imo we know far too little to establish that and defaulting to addiction as the reason for bad/inexplicable (at the moment) decisions doesn't seem like great praxis

I think he’s actually very happy that he can cause misery to most of the world

I mean it was certainly because they had giant debts they built up and not just 5K here

Would really love to know what policy concerns are so unique and important to men that Democrats are capable of "ignoring them." What does that even mean? Democrats ignore you if you're working class no matter your sex.

Due to extremely stupid circumstances my fantasy season is very dependent on the Bears. This will end horribly, but I'll take this

Very weird that the best reliever in baseball sucked shit in the 2024 post season in retrospect

Good, and I'm preemptively annoyed at people that are going to say this is too harsh

Is Red Zone extremely broken or did I somehow press a button that turns off the announcer feed?

Like 90% of what regular people know about the history of pro wrestling is Vince’s bullshit story, can’t think of a less needed book

The virgin trying to project Blake Corum's potential value late in the fantasy football season vs the Chad Jonathan Taylor owner

It is so much easier to forgive people for bad political opinions if they express any other thoughts at all

I think a number of press outlets badly want there to be a groundswell of anti-trans feeling, because the ownership/senior editorial of those papers have absolutely cooked their own brains on transphobia. It seems to be largely an elite psychosis!

These guys are constantly saying that Dems need to abandon identity politics and run on kitchen-table issues. They get the most kitchen table-ass candidate imaginable, spend months saying he's secretly radical, then as soon as he wins they say he's secretly moderate.

Having a senile president is bad regardless of which party they're in

Really don’t like that everyone has forgotten that caring about the Presdients mental health status was very Bernie Bro and forbidden for 3.75 years

13 months ago: Jurickson Profar points at his weiner and everyone currently crying about the Dodgers says they are shook and done for

Hell yeah dude

“Everyone is 12” was not meant to extend to how people dress

Celebrating the left “abandoning identity politics” kind of confirms all of the worst shit said about Bernie Bros. Stop it!

I would much rather have a politician that jerks it than a politician whose son makes sure he doesn’t jerk it

I am the captain now