Having to explain to my children that FIFA is corrupt despite the fact that Tokyo Sexwale is the funniest name of all time

It’s okay. We’ve yelled at everyone who will judge you. You’re still a good person

When a starter gets a suspension subtract four so it’s a three game suspension really

As much as I love saying “VAR is what replay advocates want” I feel like that’s a “call on the field stands” situation

Throwing a helmet at someone after they call you a slur is just as bad as hucking your bat at someone

Well it took 20 years but I’m almost to my goal of the Tegan and Sara haircut

Lol he regrets nothing

Please come up with some surprising result or we’re going to end up with like 14 out of 16 teams that would have been in the knockout in a field of 32

Local oaf needs to drive passed SoFi right when this game ends

Republicans understand power and know a credible third party threat can extract concessions :)

You have to admit it would be very funny if this worked

The thing that has got me this whole time is it's clear how much more care and effort was put into the UFC card because at least that was put on by people who knew how to put on an event

Blocked over not being offended by a TV dinner is a new one

My children have already seen four of the seven countries they need to root for this World Cup fall. No one talks about that when they mention interracial marriage

It’s fine.

“We won but the refs were very unfair to us” is truly the American way

It’s good that Taylor Swifts last album was so bad that you can say it’s bad she’s closing down New York without getting death threats

Blast Fortunate Son, we did it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This just invites further questions. Is there a Rwandan chapter of the minions?

10-0 Bosnia

Dodgers run differential: +163 Entire NL West run differential: -57

People who consider themselves masters of optics: "let's clearly be more upset about losing four primary races than about anything else that's happened for a year and a half"

The thing that gets me is that video games are the last industry that can pull a "fuck you, we do what we want." Between backwards compatibility, emulators, and easy access to back catalogs, there are more than enough good games out there to last a lifetime

Taking notes on everyone making fun of England that will be rooting for the US in a few hours

"This dipshit probably ruined your favorite pizza place" should be enough to sink his candidacy in New York alone

Where's it coming?

Party with -26% favorability believes they should keep their jobs without changing anything

I think my brain just broke

After watching Congo play defense for the first three games this seems...less than ideal

Has anyone who claimed that Biden cheering on bashing protestors heads in was just smart politics admitted they may have been wrong on that one?

The Lakers' starting lineup next year

Can a bunch of crazy ass white boys lead the Lakers to a title?

Is “hey everyone, I believe totally different things again, please vote for me” going to work on anyone?

“If you want the PS6 to cost under 1500 dollars you’d better not expect a disk drive on it”

No, you bum

If you can’t agree that it’s a good thing that elected reps can be punished for doing stuff like this you’ve lost the plot

This is apparently a meta film about people trying to slap together a movie in 24 hours which is far too clever of a premise than this movie deserves

whoops!

Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it

Great, so no lockout necessary

having many pausas de hidrataciónes at this watch party

It rules that we have a system where someone can win 15 elections in a Row and be completely unknown outside her district

Very excited to compare this to the number of games Victor Robles got for throwing a bat at a guy and being upset about this

I assume this will be like Michael where the movie ends right before he gets accused of molesting his sister

This is 314 fireworks a second continuously for 45 minutes. Either they are lying (almost certainly) or the city is going to be a war zone

So the government is saying the DC Firework show on July 4th will feature 850,000 fireworks over 45 minutes. The biggest artillery barrage in human history was 500,000 shells in 40 minutes when the Soviets fired on Berlin.

Checking in on the draft where the Angels took nothing but pitchers, 19 out of 20 of them out of college, five years later

Sweden trying to stop France