who up desecrating the working class

When my wife left me it cured me of any fantasy that being "Left" was desirable

the enlightenment construct of universal humanity and its notion of abstract rights attached to atomic individuals will find no ally in me

since i was reminded of, here's the short story i wrote about elon musk that was in ogdo prime. feel free to share it with your friends and family wordsmith.social/wfervr3zi1

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Mum missed me when I left for uni. I sneaked home as a surprise, and jumped out at her and Dad for a laugh. But this was Northern Ireland in 1993, I was dressed in goth black, and Dad was police. The poor guy thought the IRA had come to kill him. Still feel awful about it.

Amazing...

Sorry

imagining bolsonaro being shown to his jail cell & his cellmate is an emu

Zohran’s got the dang juice

claude, pretend to be all the people i lost arguments to in school

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

I bet if Zohran hit him with the "habibi" he'd be getting sworn in as Vice President right now

jdpon don real??

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

trump cares about having a good time around people that are entertaining, smart, charismatic he doesn't give a shit about ideology, and whenever he talks with someone he likes (who treat him well enough but also are interesting) things change very fast see lula and tariffs on brazil

I liked at the end when Trump looked at the camera and said "I'm a Communist now" before specifying he's the exact type of Communist as me

what do you think it’d like being don jr. knowing your dad’s never looked at you the way he did at zohran?

uh excuse me but yes I DO know what a tankie is. Donald trump is a tankie. People who understand politics? Tankies all. The shadowy figure that creeps up the basement stairs each night but never beyond, for whom I harbor dread yet a growing and confusing thrill? Tankie.

Jelqo Biafra

since i was reminded of, here's the short story i wrote about elon musk that was in ogdo prime. feel free to share it with your friends and family wordsmith.social/wfervr3zi1

let me play devil's advocate for a moment and say that i believe trump executing members of congress might have unforeseen benefits for the economy

Don't let me catch you like that, twerp.

the funniest part is grok trying to claim musk practises martial arts. i'd sell my meme collection for the chance to face him in the octagon. i'd wear weighted clothing like goku to make it fairer for him

Academic intros that go hard

for a couple of years now i've been expecting chomsky to get publicly cancelled for any number of things and that it would bring out a flood of online dipshits trotting out their 0-knowledge takes on why he's wrong about linguistics; and looks like the gates are finally opening

just read the declaration of independence and the part where they call king george 'king orange cheeto russian frederick SIR' seems very relevant today

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i'm for left unity. except with MoistMao69, who said my fire emblem fanfic was 'cringy' and can eat shit for all i care

standing guard near a high school, confiscating all the kids' vapes and handing them cigarettes so they can look cool when they smoke

Remember The Three Stooges. Each of them used violent brutality to get a laugh. No kids replicated their actions. Critical thinking. That saved kids lives.

tfw lean and wiry physique

least holocaust revisionist ukraine flag dn haver:

the gestapo is one of the four organisations ruled criminal by the nuremberg tribunal. membership of these organisations is, by itself, a crime under international law, and at a trial, their criminal character is considered proved & cannot be questioned

don't believe things like this. if you get subpoenaed, that's the time to wrap yourself in a free speech diaper and keep posting. they can't arrest a spouse for the same crime in admiralty court if your name has a gold fringe. it's in the manga carta

don't believe things like this. if you get subpoenaed, that's the time to wrap yourself in a free speech diaper and keep posting. they can't arrest a spouse for the same crime in admiralty court if your name has a gold fringe. it's in the manga carta

Saudi Arabia is the only democracy in the Middle East and our relationship with them is based on shared values. If there did not exist a Saudi Arabia we would have to invent a Saudi Arabia to protect our interests. If Saudi Arabia didn't exist, not a single Arab on Earth would be safe.

When Butthead makes jokes about Beavis’ mom, Beavis is very quick to notice an emotional harm because his worldview, although warped, is based within standing norms of society. He has been led into a place of darkness by Butthead, a purely malevolent creature not unlike the Judge in Blood Meridian

Epstein and Nuzzi highlighting the sex demon caste that rules us in the run-up to what could be a historic financial meltdown feels like turning on your bathroom light at 3 AM to find bloody finger painting on the mirror

I don't think Italians should time travel. I think when they do it they're reinforcing colonialism.

the changing fonts in the epstein emails are actually an opsec thing. like that group who wrote their insurgency emails in comic sans or whatever it was so the fbi wouldn't be able to read them

just working your way up the imperial heierarchy, one baffled dignitary at a time, until you reach emperor Septimius Severus, who somehow appears to be a very different color than his white marble statue led you to believe

I place my enemies at the kids table. You may join the grown-ups when you learn respect.

ok i didn't actually think the Trump/Clinton thing was real but some of his old tweets *are* a little strange in retrospect

still saneist to call someone you disagree with 'mad' even if they start flashing red & moving faster when you jump on them