I think about the "from the editrex" section of Lunar Delights Ogdo often

We live in a Carceral Nate timeline

I’m worried that if we keep making fun of this guy he’ll end up inventing white people

some of yall

computer, i would like to stop 'discovering' new lib nonsense please

some timely political commentary teledungeonics.bearblog.dev/scorpion-dev...

some timely political commentary teledungeonics.bearblog.dev/scorpion-dev...

needs to be said

poor form on that punch but i applaud the spirit

One of the best ever to do it

i'm sorry, I;m sorry. i didn't realise inspector gadget was copaganda meant to promote the idea that cops should have robot arms coming out of their hat. i'll do self-crit now. please don't say 'imagine thinking this' to my posts

It is being reported that Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon

new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add

lot going on here but what's a 'modern equivalent' of a dead drop supposed to be. a dead drop's a dead drop

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I’ll be following this developing story very closely

my 1-year old son Torbert just looked me in the eyes and told me the taunting penalty on Tariq Woolen taught him the importance of sportsmanship and placing the team's needs above his own. he no longer wants to be a Drug Dealer when he grows up, he wants to be a philanthropist/referee

in an age where internet searches can be accessed without a warrant, googling things like 'dick stuck in cantaloupe wikihow', 'pringles man a/s/l', and 'how to tell my neighbor is a werewolf' several times per day constitutes Heroism

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All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.

the second amendment has been found dead in miami. initial reports have cause of death as heart failure from abuse of amphetamines

president drumpf..... SIR

seems to me that a white supremacist police state, is something of a double-edged sword, in that it can be used either for bad, or evil

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

I have terrible news for you: you’re an alcoholic. And I know you’re probably thinking, “But I don’t even drink alcohol!” Sadly, that’s often the first sign.

okay gang i’ve been looking at some of your proposals for ICE after the trump administration and i have some major concerns: first of all, your ideas are too just and morally necessary. and then second, and relatedly, the agency’s employees are too deserving

deciding on what to work on for next month

Wow

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

trump has some kind of a dimensional vortex or a singularity or something forming on the back of his hand. they'll need to put him in cern to contain it

Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’

seems the fbi is coming after posters... very scary!!

Posting the classics

seems the fbi is coming after posters... very scary!!

the video defies explanation

This shits so fuckin accurate lmfao

not saying my wife's divorce lawyer was putin...just asking...if he WEREN'T

there are things i wouldn't wish on my worst enemies. that's because even the worst of my enemies are pathetic losers and i would not want to waste any good torments on them

brilliant work here, shitting myself in public has really changed my life

I am enjoying Americans suddenly worrying about if we'll be hated abroad and buddy do I have some news for you

the posters' president. unfortunate but true