He's the first joker thats uncircumcised

i actually prefer it when the mods actively hate the user base and vice versa, that’s how every great message board worked for years and i think we should give it a whirl

each moment in time is separated by a thin veil, and souls can move freely across the barrier to be reborn. welcome back sir

Garg does indeed have an awful track record but he knows when to zip it, mostly, and to get into spats over stuff that's goofy down to bedrock, rather than trying to set up a clown college on top of severe moderation issues.

JUDGE: counselor! you're a lawyer! you're an officer of the court! ME: ah shit i forgot about that. Your Horniness

I do not recognize your authority. The only entity that shall have power over me is the leopard that jumps out of the tree ambush-style and bites my brain stem and kills me. You are no leopard, sir.

Jordan Peterson has died from having a bunch of weird jackets. “The fucked up jackets were what killed him, as it turns out,” said local tailor/coroner Harris DeVry.

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

the only way out is through. i think we need to welcome this development. the old world is dying and the new one needs active midwifing

forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you

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extremely important at this time to remember that the only way to affect real change in the political system is to get out and VOTE. so get out there and stuff your ballots anywhere you can fit them. mail boxes, exhaust pipes, manholes, anything

my theory is jordan peterson's daughter is poisoning her but the poison is what counteracts his diet, keeping him precariously alive, like in that episode of the simpsons

there's going to be a new issue of EARTHLY DELIGHTS OGDO, the periodical i edit, coming out on october 13. i'll be posting a download link here when the time comes; interact with this skeet to be notified, or dm me your email address to receive it in your inbox

i really feel terrible about this and needed to apologise to paul directly. it's important to take responsibility for the ways our words affect the people around us, and last thursday, i failed that responsibility

DON'T LET THEM RUN YOU OUT OF YOUR OWN GODDAMN SOCIAL MEDIA. POST A REFERRAL LINK TO BUY MANGOSTEEN JUICE

i was suspended for 72 hours for calling paul frazee a 'huge pussy'. it was in the heat of the moment and, on reflection, very uncivil of me, and i would like to apologise for that. paul, you blocked me, but if you're listening, you're not a huge pussy at all and i've certainly learned my lesson

excellent. a fresh and exciting hell

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there's going to be a new issue of EARTHLY DELIGHTS OGDO, the periodical i edit, coming out on october 13. i'll be posting a download link here when the time comes; interact with this skeet to be notified, or dm me your email address to receive it in your inbox

This court finds you guilty of writing for The Atlantic and hereby sentences you to be put on a block list labeled "Suck's as's hole"

stg this pope guy acts like he's infallible or something

wow the person running this site is already starting the lowtax slide

in exactly three months eugen 'website boy' gargron is going to announce mastodon will now show every user jesse singal pieces, then act indignant when told noöne wants that

the wise woman bowed her head solemnly and spoke:

The plan? Assemble the top military leadership in one place. Have an alcoholic who stalled out at major call them fat. Next have a sundowning draft dodger call them gay.

If I posted something so dumb that Dril himself showed up in my comments to dunk on me, I would simply walk directly into the sea

you could argue this. if you're a complete cryptofascist dipshit

someone shows trump clips from x-com: terror from the deep and he starts talking about sending the army to the ocean to a roomful of increasingly dubious generals

generals gathered in their masses hegseth giving n-word passes

Ww1: asset. Would take to the sky in his doghouse-turned-Sopwith Camel biplane and dogfight the enemy Ww2: liability. Politically sympathetic to the Nazi party and incapable of adapting to the ‘new trick’ of tank blitzkrieg warfare Vietnam: liability. Bird friend literally named Woodstock

'but i can. i could say any n-word right now and (gestures) nobody would care. maybe i will! no i won't do it folks'

99% of declining hegemons stop applying barbarism just as it's about to start working. keep grinding!

the Bryce Youngcast launches next tuesday. we expect to have upwards of twelve downloads per week, up until in our season one finale eighth-time returning guest John Fetterman makes good on his threats to "finally do it" mid-Primary Special Roundup.

If Saudi Arabia wants to prove they're putting on that show because they value comedy and not just to further normalize doing business with a nation with horrible human rights issues they should kill and dismember one (1) of the comedians.

going to walmart has only ever been about finding its white trash shoppers distasteful, i couldn’t tell you what else even happens inside walmart besides getting shot with guns

"The president has declared a national holiday to mourn the passing of American youtuber TriggerPepe1999. Each year on this day, mourners will celebrate TriggerPepe's life by accusing women of being fake gamers."

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘶𝘣 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘴.

joke's on you i just saved these to my notes app and i will use them for free whenever i get around to having 7 more kids

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i'll name your baby for $15 000. some sample names i have provided for clients: — teflon champignon — killonator the extreme — tungus fungus bo bungus — listeria — [insistent droning sound] — disco inferno — tony hawk's pro skater

pouring out a shot of kombucha for all the portlanders about to be incinerated in the nuclear inferno