given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

Lol watch Trump when Hegseth says go hard as long as necessary

with her vagina?

Every morning I wake up and decide whomst I shall target with my harassment minions, online

If you ever feel bad about how old you are, remember that there are people lying about their age right now, proudly claiming yours as their own. And they’re having a lot more sex than you.

listen up, soldier. your mission is to dress up in tac gear and a mask and hang out at the ticket counter, A-posing like an unused asset. now put on your 5.11s and shit yourself

Iran embassy depicts Trump as soyjak. One million Maga voters commit seppuku out of shame

Bene Gesserit pussy got our man acting up

With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Return to brunch, or persist in a world without rule of law.

There's a lot of claims out there from Mueller She Wrote fans that I have "a tiny dick" and a "micropenis." While that is true, they are leaving out some important context: it also doesn't work. Like at all.

Real Carfucker Reacts to Titane

INSPIRING! The Mueller She Wrote lady has agreed to accompany Bob into the afterlife!

when i take my awful adult son brumpo to a bar or a restaurant i don't let him order or get in, i just leave him in the car then point to him with my thumb and say 'you see this is what i have to deal with. so keep em coming

My son, xXxSlayerxXx, orders a big frothy glass of cum at every restaurant. When the waiter objects he says, "problem?" and makes this horrible face. I hate him with all my heart.

every movie now is either a film or fortnite

right. israel does not have the right to exist. it has the power to exist. this is because states do not have rights. the question "does the electorate of israel have the right to exclude people under its territorial control from the electorate" is "plainly not."

Many of the replies to my post from Americans seem to be under the impression that it started with Trump. It didn't! We have a LONG history with your regime murdering and starving and terrorising us. This is not a Republican vs. DEM issue as far as I am concerned.

chuck norris has been executed by iran

senator shithead: and, mr mullen, when you said you were going to, quote, roll up the constitution and do some gay shit with it, what exactly did you mean by that nickwayne mullen: well uh, sir, i was going to use it as a straw to suck up ice agents' cum with, just to see what it tastes like, sir

senator shithead: and, mr mullen, when you said you were going to, quote, roll up the constitution and do some gay shit with it, what exactly did you mean by that nickwayne mullen: well uh, sir, i was going to use it as a straw to suck up ice agents' cum with, just to see what it tastes like, sir

would you still think it was 'bad' for cops to terrorise black people if the black person in question had said a slur in a facebook post from 2008?? that's what i thought

THE NEW BUFFY: Alright fucknuts, time to slay you a vampire! A 30 YEAR OLD TEENAGER: Not to be the guy who says "That just happened", but...

OSSOFF: So you are suggesting the president... has powers? GABBARD: the Lord President. He alone has made a pilgrimage to the gates of the UnderVerse... and returned a different being. Stronger. Stranger. Half alive and half... something else..

the evangelical death cult that determines us foreign policy gets what they want and kickstart the apocalypse. jesus appears with ruhollah khomeini and announces that muhammad is the seal of prophets and ali is the friend of god

Bill Burr be like, "What are you pansy's complaining about? The Saudis are just like us. They put their slave on one leg at a time" as he honks his comedy horn and the crown prince yawns while passively clapping.

-marc are you finished yet *andreesen holding mop upside down standing in a huge puddle -floor is equal to area/height as idea is equal to investment x natural IQ

ai-upscaled version of the treachery of images where a robot arm comes out and jams a pipe into your brain, killing you

trump: we have completely destroyed iran. iran doesn't even exist anymore. we're instituting the draft anyway just for the hell of it. we're sending them all into the hole where iran used to be, and sadly they will all be dying there. that's just how it is when you're as big and powerful as we are

paying one million dollars for the special nvidia chip that will finally enable me to look at pictures of women i can jack off to on my computer

engineering my own strait of hormuz underneath my house like that tiktok woman

i demand nothing less than one thousand years worth of the dead-end horror of the centipede-god, the realisation of all the objectless cruelties of zax, the accursed tenth aethyr, pristine and unceasing; choronzon rising from the deep to devour his young, the utmost perfection of ruin

if you manoeuvre carefully it ought to be possible to get your landlord banned by payments processors by developing a parasitism fetish

reporter: what did president trump mean when he said 'hurggggllllll' and projectile vomited his brains all over the resolute desk? mike johnson: well, i think his decision to do that was informed by intelligence sources

TIRED: Timothée Chalamet's heel-turn stunt promotional tour for Marty Supreme backfired by convincing the public to start rooting against him WIRED: Timothée Chalamet's heel-turn stunt promotional tour for Marty Supreme paid off by convincing the public to start rooting against Paul Atreides

man in sewer

reporter: what did president trump mean when he said 'hurggggllllll' and projectile vomited his brains all over the resolute desk? mike johnson: well, i think his decision to do that was informed by intelligence sources

Do you think woke boba fett indirectly caused the war with Iran

if you manoeuvre carefully it ought to be possible to get your landlord banned by payments processors by developing a parasitism fetish

i demand nothing less than one thousand years worth of the dead-end horror of the centipede-god, the realisation of all the objectless cruelties of zax, the accursed tenth aethyr, pristine and unceasing; choronzon rising from the deep to devour his young, the utmost perfection of ruin

engineering my own strait of hormuz underneath my house like that tiktok woman

paying one million dollars for the special nvidia chip that will finally enable me to look at pictures of women i can jack off to on my computer

trump: we have completely destroyed iran. iran doesn't even exist anymore. we're instituting the draft anyway just for the hell of it. we're sending them all into the hole where iran used to be, and sadly they will all be dying there. that's just how it is when you're as big and powerful as we are

ai-upscaled version of the treachery of images where a robot arm comes out and jams a pipe into your brain, killing you

the oscar's are a sham. that's not even a real uncle

that time of year in the northern hemisphere when the bright bastard known as the 'sun' begins to peek her face out again. throw rocks at it until it retreats

i have formed a coalition of friendly countries to get me my key to my ex-wife's house back

girl im so sorry to hear about your drippy pussy that’s so unfair

smoking crack is an act of resistance

FACT CHECK: Throat infection makes Netanyahu sound like Dagoth Ur in viral video