Hunky Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
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get the hell off my page!
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if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
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if you say ahh instead of ass you will be turned aside at the gates of heaven
about 14 hours ago
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gormfull
about 14 hours ago
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my fancy has never been tickled
about 16 hours ago
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this is from an official smithsonian account
about 16 hours ago
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ill never be cocksure 😔
1 day ago
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it appears that images are back. in that case look at this
1 day ago
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ChiliDishGambino
1 day ago
Bluesky: A Text-based Adventure
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murahahahahaeh - tim curry
8 months ago
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never liked images anyway
1 day ago
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im the new apple ceo. we're bringing back the newton. and the pippin. and the original mac os version 7.5. the 90s are back baybe (woo)
1 day ago
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when you're a gobble man it's gobble or be gobbled
1 day ago
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astronomers are calling this nebula the "cosmic taint"
2 days ago
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oh shit, i finally got Him on the app
3 days ago
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don't let me catch you lookin askance
3 days ago
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moon child just knifed me in the shin
3 days ago
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SID Chip Vicious
3 days ago
I only want to see you laughing in the urkle rain
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love these guys
3 days ago
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that ign guy who reviewed the cartoon mouse game probably shakes his head in disapproval while watching bugs bunny cartoons because that rascally rabbit is never arrested for his crimes against elmer fudd
3 days ago
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nothing should ever happen. they should get rid of events transpiring
3 days ago
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Himbo Deluxe
3 days ago
Gandalf the Shit
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4 days ago
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nothin wrong with that
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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it's happening again!
@ethan4you.bsky.social
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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🤌🤌
4 days ago
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by the year 2035 there will only be two movies released a year. an a24 film called How to Solve The Equation of Me starring michael cera as a talking llama who represents guilt and shame. also there's Avengers X Star Wars: Gumby vs The Boards of Canada. every person on earth has a cameo
4 days ago
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bluesky needs a button like this
4 days ago
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i cry out "loose the hounds!" you breath a sigh of relief when you see these "hounds" are actually a pack of corgis! at first you're delighted by their energetic antics. but you soon realize. they. never. get. tired. and who are you to tell a corgi to give it a rest? you expire of extreme exhaustion
4 days ago
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the name's Butt Nasty
4 days ago
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im a one issue voter and that issue is put big bargain bins fulla dvds and blu-rays back in walmart
5 days ago
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don't laugh at darth vader he hates that
5 days ago
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5 days ago
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it's true what they say
5 days ago
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stealin' dan
6 days ago
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if you can dual wield guns in a game it automatically goes up a star in my opinion. a star an a half if the weapons are extremely impractical to fire one handed
6 days ago
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you need to make like Richard and be Kind
6 days ago
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through god only one thing is possible. just the one thing. he'll help you win the big game
6 days ago
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tanguy destable is a french electronic music producer who goes by the handle Tepr. these are real facts you can look up
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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i will never trust the process!
6 days ago
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tonight we're gonna let dave do the talking
6 days ago
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kazon day
7 days ago
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ALL STICK WITHOUT THE ICK
7 days ago
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"if the apocalypse comes, dm me on my smart fridge app" - buffy summers
7 days ago
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put this on. it suits you
7 days ago
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7 days ago
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=uYyn...
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TOPPOP: Vader Abraham - Smurfenbier
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uYynDKYHnEo&pp=ygULU211cmZlbmJpZXI%3D
7 days ago
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gonna become a guy who only listens to one man bands
7 days ago
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not even dinosaurs liked ohio. they stayed far away
8 days ago
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i'm a slumber jack and i'm ok i sleep all night and i sleep all day
8 days ago
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what's your slumberstack, bro? i'm crushing some sleeptime tea melatonin ambien dog tranq a quite and stoic man to tuck me in
8 days ago
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fit check. you better not be rocking a tasteful cravat
8 days ago
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