they're medically evacuating an astronaut from the iss for what nasa is calling "the never-ending space shits"

newsflash, shitbags. i don't think people who 'are no angels' should be summarily executed in the streets, either

fly around?!

the subway takes guy: what's your take you: mayo and ketchup combined is the perfect condiment the subway takes guy: two hundred percent disagree *does a hand gesture to someone in the distance* you: *your head explodes as the sniper bullet enters your frontal lobe*

don't feel like shitposting under these circumstances, gonna take a bluesky break

ahg

hal of tosis

screaming and crying and throwing up even though i only ever watched a single thing on hulu for switch, booksmart, a film i did not really enjoy

just watched the penultimate episode of pluribus

ED 209.

Ewok is short for electronic wok

bonds are tested. discoveries are made. an new friend is confronted. an old flame sees an object. an ally has breakfast.

@ethan4you.bsky.social fuck you

the cockatoo twins

no more ponies and miniature horses. from now on we're only breeding giant equines. clydesdales out the ass. i want to see a horse as big as a damn elephant before i die

take me to chunch

fib bortuna

amusing hearing ol howard hamlin do the voice mail recordings on pluribus. here he is on an episode of star trek voyager

been quoting that last image for decades. this cartoon really spoke to me

We are the sons of the uncs you couldn’t chop

in australia its already february

emily in paris is not only still a thing but its being renewed for a 6th season? who is watching that

phill o'buster

have you dreamt this man. you have? was...was it a sex dream?

she's pursing her lips. we don't have to make up a twee word for it

first thing that comes to mind when you see this:

*trying to start a controversy that will tear this entire website apart* funky kong should be absolutely stacked

pac-man world 2: re-pac man-pac pac-pac pack it up, pack it in, let me begin. i came to win, battle me, that's a sin! i won't ever slack up, punk, ya better back up. try and play the role and yo, the whole crew'll act up. get up, stand up (c'mon) c'mon, throw your hands up if ya got the feelin,

me, every day of my life

getting this shirt to wear whenever i get an x-ray or eat a banana

we've felt the presence of god in this golden corral. that initially was a big problem, but we've managed to confine him to the salad bar. so be careful when filling up on romaine and bacon bits. he spooks easily

is there an old england clam chowder

80s MC named Rock Mike C: sup, party people, how yah been? i'm a big fan of sherilyn fenn 80s MC named Big Daddy Cowpoke: that's a fly lady, much respect, but i'm into mädchen amick

they should give that guy back

bullshit should stop happening. is my take

learned today that rats vibrate when they're horny #animalFacts

my first act as a car pirate will be to hijack an oscar mayer weinermobile

her full name is bethany boopington

@iainnd.bsky.social its 9:41 pm and im having myself a cola

the hells a marty supreme

i can't get sworn in. there's nothing i respect

look, GANZOTHOTH THE WORLD FUCKER has fucked a few worlds in this day. the stars ran red with blood. but can we agree to only hate him for superficial reasons? he has a nasally nerd voice and his face is annoying

sometimes people are like "i couldn't get into that show. too out there for me." what do they mean. what is too out there. too weird? sorry to hear you only like boring dull shit

love this guy. mr fuck-zero

fuck you, bottom of the soda box, i wasn't thinking that at all!

Shoegaze but with Lt. Cmdr. Worf's shimmering dulcet tones floating over the music

could a person whose personality is quoting simpsons and a person whose personality is quoting spongebob ever get along