if you say ahh instead of ass you will be turned aside at the gates of heaven

gormfull

my fancy has never been tickled

this is from an official smithsonian account

ill never be cocksure 😔

it appears that images are back. in that case look at this

Bluesky: A Text-based Adventure

murahahahahaeh - tim curry

never liked images anyway

im the new apple ceo. we're bringing back the newton. and the pippin. and the original mac os version 7.5. the 90s are back baybe (woo)

when you're a gobble man it's gobble or be gobbled

astronomers are calling this nebula the "cosmic taint"

oh shit, i finally got Him on the app 🫈

don't let me catch you lookin askance

moon child just knifed me in the shin

I only want to see you laughing in the urkle rain

love these guys

that ign guy who reviewed the cartoon mouse game probably shakes his head in disapproval while watching bugs bunny cartoons because that rascally rabbit is never arrested for his crimes against elmer fudd

nothing should ever happen. they should get rid of events transpiring

Gandalf the Shit

nothin wrong with that

it's happening again! @ethan4you.bsky.social

🤌🤌

by the year 2035 there will only be two movies released a year. an a24 film called How to Solve The Equation of Me starring michael cera as a talking llama who represents guilt and shame. also there's Avengers X Star Wars: Gumby vs The Boards of Canada. every person on earth has a cameo

bluesky needs a button like this

i cry out "loose the hounds!" you breath a sigh of relief when you see these "hounds" are actually a pack of corgis! at first you're delighted by their energetic antics. but you soon realize. they. never. get. tired. and who are you to tell a corgi to give it a rest? you expire of extreme exhaustion

the name's Butt Nasty

im a one issue voter and that issue is put big bargain bins fulla dvds and blu-rays back in walmart

don't laugh at darth vader he hates that

it's true what they say

stealin' dan

if you can dual wield guns in a game it automatically goes up a star in my opinion. a star an a half if the weapons are extremely impractical to fire one handed

you need to make like Richard and be Kind

through god only one thing is possible. just the one thing. he'll help you win the big game

tanguy destable is a french electronic music producer who goes by the handle Tepr. these are real facts you can look up

i will never trust the process!

tonight we're gonna let dave do the talking

kazon day

ALL STICK WITHOUT THE ICK

"if the apocalypse comes, dm me on my smart fridge app" - buffy summers

put this on. it suits you

gonna become a guy who only listens to one man bands

not even dinosaurs liked ohio. they stayed far away

i'm a slumber jack and i'm ok i sleep all night and i sleep all day

what's your slumberstack, bro? i'm crushing some sleeptime tea melatonin ambien dog tranq a quite and stoic man to tuck me in

fit check. you better not be rocking a tasteful cravat