Hunky Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
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get the hell off my page!
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if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
over 1 year ago
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i'm making it illegal to subtitle a piece of entertainment media "revelations." its played out!
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just discovered the best radio station on radio dot garden. they only play the japanese jazz fusion band casiopea
about 2 hours ago
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reading starship troopers for the first time. it's great that, out of nowhere, he decides to inform the reader that the labor theory of value is Wrong and that karl marx was a big doo doo head
about 2 hours ago
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man underboard
about 3 hours ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 19 hours ago
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yes, hello, this is the toilet phone
about 21 hours ago
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mormons: "space god told me i can't have coffee so i'm overdosing on twenty different kinds of sugar." the old timey american government: "lets give these people their own state"
1 day ago
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i keep forgetting and relearning that samara weaving is related to agent smith
1 day ago
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jon's dick is not a cup holder!
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1 day ago
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bluesky (february 17th 2023 - june 11th 2026.) rip. you will not be missed
1 day ago
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triple a game: you're a guy that can shoot and sneak indie game: you're a pair of shorts that can't look at the color blue
1 day ago
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not having group chats was one of the better parts of this website. oh well
1 day ago
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making a virus that will delete every one sentence joke review from letterboxd. yes, even my own. especially my own
2 days ago
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ok i'll bite, what's a new york knick
2 days ago
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hey everyone, it's γγ³γ°γ’γΌγ³ Long Moan!
2 days ago
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inventing a drug that gives you the same brain chemicals you get when, after a long and heated argument, you're proven right about some insignificant fact that wasn't worth arguing over
2 days ago
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look at this bird flying towards the big gay ray
2 days ago
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to whom it may concern: i will now be pronouncing UPS as "ups." plural of the directional word "up." the ball is now in your court,
2 days ago
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getting torn apart by the hounds of love
2 days ago
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Boy Howdy
2 days ago
βI donβt think people are carefully looking at the candidacy of Barry Scrotum! βοΈπ€β This is how all of your sound. Who tf is Barry Scrotum?
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laverne and shirley and grogu IN ballistic: ecks vs sever
3 days ago
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supersonic wife
3 days ago
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fester the people
3 days ago
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upcycle THIS *jerk off motion*
3 days ago
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benjamin gay
3 days ago
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dad stuff with tom hanks
3 days ago
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thumb wrasslin. ok sure
3 days ago
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"colonel mustard was the culprit, eh? yet in the armed forces, he did far worse than murder. and how did they punish him? they pinned a medal on his chest!" *everyone groans at my shit*
4 days ago
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playin the latest spidermyn
4 days ago
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is a sportsboo happening
4 days ago
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men in hollywood are using plastic surgery to look like robert z'dar and women in hollywood are using plastic surgery to look like a young grand moff tarkin
4 days ago
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the ran the ran
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the mathematician mandelbrot was all about fractals. fuck you dude. what if a shape was recursive and had too much visual shit going on. no. we dont do that here
24 days ago
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cozy girl nuclear submarine
4 days ago
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"can you spot me," i ask. you agree, thinking that i'm going to lift weights or what not. i just sit there, doing nothing
4 days ago
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they're letting weebs in space! arthur c clarke didn't prepare me for this
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4 days ago
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you're now part of a most prestigious and exclusive club. people who have been pulled off and/or fingered in a citibank parking lot
4 days ago
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bluesky shocked when it turns out cool rad pope part of something problematic called the "catholic church"
4 days ago
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*locks you in a hot car*
4 days ago
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why are we always killing baby hitler. air him out when he was a soldier during ww1. just another dead enemy combatant. simple!
5 days ago
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"lets slather some of that bee puke on this pig carcass" - the guy who invented the honey glazed ham
about 1 year ago
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to me, you are not unlike, the uncured honey ham steak,
almost 2 years ago
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pulling out a hotel gideon bible and writing "who let bro cook π" in the margins of every page
5 days ago
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goodreads needs half stars for the ratings. who do i have to talk to about this. get me in touch with mr goodreads
5 days ago
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α( α )α π« π
5 days ago
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sign in with google sign in with amazon sign in with GANZATHOTH HE WHO COVETS, HE WHO REAMS THE WORLD, THE INDOMITABLE, THE UNCRUSTABLE, THE NONCHALANT, THE WELTERWEIGHT, EATER OF MAIL, FORMER SALESMAN OF DAYTON, sign in with email
5 days ago
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getting far flung
6 days ago
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you shouldn't be eating all that crap. too many knight traits. nite rates. whoever
6 days ago
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pre-order to get a bald man with no shirt
6 days ago
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