i'm making it illegal to subtitle a piece of entertainment media "revelations." its played out!

just discovered the best radio station on radio dot garden. they only play the japanese jazz fusion band casiopea

reading starship troopers for the first time. it's great that, out of nowhere, he decides to inform the reader that the labor theory of value is Wrong and that karl marx was a big doo doo head

man underboard

yes, hello, this is the toilet phone

mormons: "space god told me i can't have coffee so i'm overdosing on twenty different kinds of sugar." the old timey american government: "lets give these people their own state"

i keep forgetting and relearning that samara weaving is related to agent smith

jon's dick is not a cup holder!

bluesky (february 17th 2023 - june 11th 2026.) rip. you will not be missed

triple a game: you're a guy that can shoot and sneak indie game: you're a pair of shorts that can't look at the color blue

not having group chats was one of the better parts of this website. oh well

making a virus that will delete every one sentence joke review from letterboxd. yes, even my own. especially my own

ok i'll bite, what's a new york knick

hey everyone, it's ロングモーン Long Moan!

inventing a drug that gives you the same brain chemicals you get when, after a long and heated argument, you're proven right about some insignificant fact that wasn't worth arguing over

look at this bird flying towards the big gay ray

to whom it may concern: i will now be pronouncing UPS as "ups." plural of the directional word "up." the ball is now in your court,

getting torn apart by the hounds of love

“I don’t think people are carefully looking at the candidacy of Barry Scrotum! ☝️🤓” This is how all of your sound. Who tf is Barry Scrotum?

laverne and shirley and grogu IN ballistic: ecks vs sever

supersonic wife

fester the people

upcycle THIS *jerk off motion*

benjamin gay

dad stuff with tom hanks

thumb wrasslin. ok sure

"colonel mustard was the culprit, eh? yet in the armed forces, he did far worse than murder. and how did they punish him? they pinned a medal on his chest!" *everyone groans at my shit*

playin the latest spidermyn

is a sportsboo happening

men in hollywood are using plastic surgery to look like robert z'dar and women in hollywood are using plastic surgery to look like a young grand moff tarkin

the ran the ran

the mathematician mandelbrot was all about fractals. fuck you dude. what if a shape was recursive and had too much visual shit going on. no. we dont do that here

cozy girl nuclear submarine

"can you spot me," i ask. you agree, thinking that i'm going to lift weights or what not. i just sit there, doing nothing

they're letting weebs in space! arthur c clarke didn't prepare me for this

you're now part of a most prestigious and exclusive club. people who have been pulled off and/or fingered in a citibank parking lot

bluesky shocked when it turns out cool rad pope part of something problematic called the "catholic church"

*locks you in a hot car*

why are we always killing baby hitler. air him out when he was a soldier during ww1. just another dead enemy combatant. simple!

"lets slather some of that bee puke on this pig carcass" - the guy who invented the honey glazed ham

to me, you are not unlike, the uncured honey ham steak,

pulling out a hotel gideon bible and writing "who let bro cook 😭" in the margins of every page

goodreads needs half stars for the ratings. who do i have to talk to about this. get me in touch with mr goodreads

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getting far flung

you shouldn't be eating all that crap. too many knight traits. nite rates. whoever

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