I JUST HAD A DOCTOR CONSULT CANCELLED BECAUSE I WAS RUDE TO THEIR AI INTAKE SOFTWARE. (I called it a "stupid computer.") I hate EVERYTHING

my must-ache is giving me a headash

my kid asked me what a curse was today and I told her it's basically "a bad thing keeps happening to you and you can't stop it from happening" anyway cool, it looks like we're doing voting discourse again on here

This pic has huge 90's video game ad vibes

if you want 100% nonfictional stories from measles patients and their families, follow voices for vaccines! more: voicesforvaccines.org/resources/blog/

Absolutely wild to call people who aren’t spending all their time using AI agents to make more AI agents “parasites” and positioning coding as “producers” vs “consumers”. Congrats to the tech bros for building the torment nexus around themselves and frying their own brains I guess.

i can’t stop laughing

need a full-length LITTLE MAN by DANG www.youtube.com/shorts/6z8D9...

Happy Valentines Day from Rad and the entire Walmart family

Using minerals scraped from salt pillars of the Dead Sea to treat illnesses? Call that emergent-sea medicine.

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Love the dude losing it in the background at about 1:11 when the Super Bowl is brought up

Have no idea why I find this visual and sound so soothing but here we are

We’re in the golden age of bumper stickers

Bobbie to me: you’re just thick and juicy I knew letting her hear Baby Got Back would have repercussions.

This is not a place of honor and no great deed is commemorated here. I don’t need to save my draft

"Great job by WH/EPA press team that worked this piece" from lunatic climate denier Mandy Gunasekara, one of the architects of the illegal reversal of the greenhouse pollution endangerment finding

The thing about Darwin is how very relatable as a guy he is

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

“Be the change you want to see in the world” I say before turning myself into a 1913 liberty head nickel

According to multiple NYT sources, it wasn’t even military personnel at Fort Bliss that fired an anti-drone laser at alleged cartel drones. It was CBP who used the weapon on loan from DoD against a child’s party balloon they mistook for a drone. The Pentagon gave CBP an anti-aircraft weapon.

Unused iron-on from 1984. I'm afraid to try and transfer it, so it's just art for now

The person photographed here who is in their bathrobe filming armed, masked federal agents in St. Paul is MPR News journalist @samstroozas.bsky.social @mprnews.org . She is an incredible journalist and person. We do not deserve her.

I had never connected these dots and yet

tearing up a bit as I see someone bringing back “image macro”

Cette anecdote sur Pam Bondi débute façon tout à fait normale et ensuite Holy Shit!

It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site. aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...

who called taking care of trees being an arborist and not a branch manager

the child has passed her some kind of chest cold thing to me and so now I can't row. not being able to follow your excercise routine suuuuuucks

6:47pm, Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2026: A woman is seen typing "I am ecstatically applying to..." in a word doc at a small local library. She did not seem ecstatic. Took everything I had to not walk over and say "lady, I feel ya."

"Dear hiring manager, I am delighted to apply for..."

If your review average is a 7 because everybody gave you a 7, that's one thing. If your average is a 7 because it's half 10s and half 4s, that is how you know it's The Good Stuff

"A newspaper is—or ought to be—the opposite of an algorithm, a bastion of enlightened generalism in an era of hyperspecialization and personalized marketing." www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...

This feels like stolen valor

my dear friends, may I wish you a happy pricemaster day may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer

any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt

How about this email to an officer from a Ring employee which really does says it all: The police officer had "10 uses of the discount code" and was now eligible for free reward "for all your hard work" selling devices for a private company.

For a while, Ring tried to rebrand as the "watch the delivery driver dance" gadget, but its founder is obsessed with crime, threw parties for cops, and its employees wore "FUCK CRIME" shirts to parties

"Another employee told 404 Media that Benioff “then followed it up with a joke about not understanding the message of Bad Bunny's Super Bowl performance.""

NEW: The Trump admin publicized the arrest of an "antifa domestic terrorist," implying he was charged with threatening federal agents. But the criminal complaint suggests Kyle Wagner was charged with Instagram beefing with controversial rightwing agitator Jayden Scott. zeteo.com/p/trump-admi...

This is a famously messy Norwegian biathlete who was banned in 2023 from the Biathlon World Cup because he accidentally fired his competition rifle in his hotel room (he was also teary and apologetic then)

tragically the infinite learning lab site is now just ai slop www.infinitelearninglab.org

I’m never giving an app get my ID. I follow Professor Garfield’s internet safety advice.

"Since launch, more than a dog a day has been found and more than 27 dogs a day every day every year have been shot by the police using your Search Party by Ring cameras to hunt and kidnap your neighbors who they also shoot to the tune of about 4 a day every day every year, as well as the dogs."