the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

Love myself the song Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth Counting Blue Cars

Rapunzel Hiphopunzel Softrockunzel Reggaetonunzel

it's getting real weird out there

"C,mon bro. Please. Just 580 more cops bro. 580 more cops and it'll be perfect. 34,749 cops in New York City is not enough cops bro. We are so close. We can't stop now. Look at the pictures bro. Look at them. That's not enough cops. We only need to add 580 more and it would be enough. Please bro."

9 years ago I took a good picture of Barry

Bug hunt! At the hotel

This is absolutely nuts: hackers are hijacking high-profile Instagram accounts by simply asking Meta's AI chatbot to change the email on the account. Meta's AI does it, hacker gets password reset code, they're in. A staggering security issue www.404media.co/hackers-simp...

This does not work if the nights do not cool down sufficiently and they do not in fact cool down sufficiently. That's why the 2003 heatwave was so devastating. After a few days of hot days and nights those homes because ovens.

90% of the time with this admin, the answer to “Who is this policy for?” seems to be “5 guys Stephen Miller knows from some heinous discord server”

you want me to celebrate pride? the thing that goeth before destruction?

that's the cool thing about being unemployed, sunday nights aren't any more depressing than any other

mother of god ... a live rachel's recording from 1995. no one did it like rachel's. archive.org/details/ajc0...

My 12 year old would say as a toddler, "Hi-Lo" (hello), and it's opposite, "Bi-Lo". 🥹

For decades, Aadam Jacobs recorded live music shows. His collection of over 10,000 shows since 1984 features Nirvana, R.E.M., The Pixies, Björk, Depeche Mode, The Cure, and so many more — and they're now available on the Internet Archive for free. [kottke.org]

When she was maybe 3 Bobbie would say “a little bit” for a small amount and “a lot of bit” for a lot. We still say a lot of bit.

My fire safety technique "Stop" was heavily criticized at the time, but it later formed the basis of "Stop, Drop, and Roll" which is taught to children all over the world

& that trump is personally getting a cut of *MONEY FROM TROOPS' POCKETS* makes this even more batshit insane

“Unaddressed trauma made me check Twitter during Captain America” ok man sure

democratic governors doing stuff like this is worse for voter turnout than anything the american left has said or done

They’re going to release the biopics for all the Polyphonic Spree on the same day.

also languages call it "chai" (derived from mandarin) if they were introduced to it via overland trade but "tea" (derived from min) if they first got it nautically

also a perennial fav is that "fascist" and "fajita" have the same etymological root, as do in part "nazi" and "nacho"

Ladies and gentlemen...Threads

I wrote my Dominatrix Manifesto first and foremost for other dominatrixes but also, secondarily, for other laid-off researchers. The revolution needs you, babes! Let’s fucking go: www.workinggirlspress.com/store/p/mo78...

Was in a Bricks & Minifigs yesterday and the manager was instructing her employee on how to deal with threatening calls about this (they’re all franchises, this one had nothing to do with the theft)

It's part of what infuriates me about the state of journalism. There are many brave, principled, hardworking journalists. Some of them are even at the major outlets, where their work is place alongside scribbles from paste-eating cretins and their supervisors are vying for private club invitations.

There’s more meat on the bone than in “Mamdani lies(*) on college survey”, but the NYT no longer having what it considers serious competition raises some questions re: the balance of context and speed on a given scoop. If the initial reaction is the whole of the juice… there’s a color tint

New font: E73 new dot matrix font, created from the 1973 ECMA-42 standard

pictured: woody learning that buzz lightyear and jessie were at january 6

"We respect the rights of any artist to make their own decisions, and our doors ​remain open to any performer who wants to be part of honoring 250 years of American freedom, culture, and unity." lol just gonna be a lee greenwood residency

Their telescopic body locomotion Gets them everywhere So scrunch-a-body, stretch-a-body Scrunch-a-body ooooo! youtu.be/9DviEyvcshE?...

Here we go, a T-shirt AND a tanktop version! shop.yamino.art/products/hot... shop.yamino.art/products/mus...

Shallow Gravy was not asked to perform at the Freedom 250 state fair but Dermott has some solo stuff he's been working on #VentureBros

Sometimes I’ll pee in the toilet with the seat down due to profound accuracy. But then I’ll flush and some water will splash up and get on the seat, and it’s like the toilet is trying to frame me

The X-Files theme song is supposed to play when the site loads, but every browser on earth blocks that now. But we analyzed the file anyway and it was ripped from a theme music CD and contains traces of mp3 embedding software no one's used in 20 years.

NEW: Trump's gross Aliens.gov site claims to map where immigrants have been taken into custody, but it includes more 83 spots where Americans alone were arrested. Over 700 locations include citizen arrests. The counter is fake. The music was ripped. And Puerto Rico is listed as a foreign country.

“Nothing”

Wow. It’s not a strong example, but I didn’t even have to try twice. It would be super easy to spoof something for people who just use the search bar and don’t click AI overview

new @cdt.org study out this morning looks at how chatbots deploy manipulative "dark patterns" to get people to offer up more than they bargained for: www.404media.co/new-study-re...

bovino shows up with his twist, a horrible case of testicular torsion

it was free because in 1999 amazon just mailed you $10 gift cards

On one hand we need at least one of these jokers or SpaceX to build a working moon lander before Artemis III and IV, but on the other hand I'm a longtime connoisseur of launchpad explosion videos and that business has never been better

cedar rapids, a perfect film

adrian chiles if you're reading this you can always call me when the rays win

he's a rays fan! yes!! yes!!!

thinking about him again (gihm) www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uRz...