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Bluesky really is the Democrats' app the way it lets all of us down

Missed opportunity not saying "Grizzly Dips Into the Truck Series."

So if Rossi isn’t good to go, who is the smart money on to replace him?

It’s my trans cousin’s birthday today, and it always saddens me and just plain angers me that their immediate family (except one sibling) pretty much don’t even acknowledge they exist. My immediate family is the only extended family that treats them as a person, and I wish I could do more.

Was there something on the track Rossi and Pato hit?

HIS NAME IS AL ROSSI, BUT YOU CAN CALL HIM AL DENTE BECAUSE HE COOKED UP A FRONT ROW START FOR THE INDY 500

We as a society have moved beyond the need for Chris Meyers or Danica Patrick

Goal for the day was to get the garage cleaned, because supposedly I’m getting the wagon back from the guy painted no later than next Saturday.

Dad I brought you a dirty sock to play with

If this actually shows up I’m gonna shit my pants

Well, Teddy and Owen are off Grey’s Anatomy, which means this whiny shit is now in my top three most hated tv characters

Why the fuck is the NON POINTS RACE getting the LONGEST PRACTICE OF THE SEASON.

Next Generation Movies Ranked: 1: First Contact 2 (tie): Generations 2 (tie): Insurrection 4: getting hit by a bus 5: sticking my dick into a hornets nest 6: Nemesis

I cannot begin to tell you how much I don’t fucking care NBC put Chicago PD back on

Ah fuck I didn’t change the channel fast enough after practice

They canceled overtime at my job starting next week, which is really going to complicate my “fuck it preorder all these diecast that’s future me’s problem paying for them just work some overtime” plan.

Yo, so check out my new move. I call it "the Hurricane." What I do is, I sit on my hand for, like, 15, 20 minutes, until it goes numb. No feeling at all.

Yesterday was an at home day. Today is an in office day.

I bet the chicken that lays that feels like they just took the best shit of their life.

how is this legal

Sweet jebus

Only was at work for 27 minutes after being gone for three days and I already want to burn the whole goddamn place down because of my co workers.

My meager haul

Lionel Racing: “hey call us within 3 business days to update your credit card even though you’ve already told us to do it over the phone multiple times and done it online” Me: <calls on 3rd business day because they close noon Friday> Lionel: “lol we already canceled it maybe you’ll get one idk”

People trying to sell you an Antonov An-124 be like

At Minnesotas biggest candy store anybody want anything?

Goddamn that was such good shit

Damn Bobby Cox died?!

Starting P11 as Chevrolet’s bastard child team? I’ll take it.

How much is too much to spend on a paper placemat from a defunct hotel?

Artists I’ve seen in person multiple times: Pink Tone Loc Alan Doyle/Great Big Sea (this is number six or seven)

Let’s check the weekly sheriffs report

Carson Hocevar stuns at Met Gala

Visiting my parents, let’s see what’s for sale on marketplace

Fuckin’ Eden Prairie cake eaters

Good news for KLM, as they won’t be the most disastrous thing Tenerife is known for.

Oh hell yeah

Cool story bro

Hooooooooooly shit

Genuinely don’t know if these are real words or made up

Working nights there was fun because after the dinner rush I would be the only person in the store while Orlando and his cousin went out to his Caprice wagon smoke the devils lettuce, so I just had delivery orders that would stack up. I miss that job.