If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter J.

I am a certified* Bosch starter repair guy (I can take one apart, clean it, put a new solenoid on and have it still work). Technically it’s supposed to be all black, but I kind of like the bare metal look of it.

Gonna need @carlnowinslos.bsky.social to weigh in here

Tractor engine

I WATCHED YOU DRIVE BY MY HOUSE WHEN IT WASNT FUCKING RAINING

Sitting here eating dinner, and see the FedEx truck drive past my house without stopping, so I check the tracking. Apparently when he was parked in front of my house yesterday when it was bright and sunny, there was a “local weather delay”

I’ve been waiting for a FedEx delivery since Friday. The FedEx truck just pulled up outside my house and sat there for literally ~5 minutes, then drove off. And didn’t deliver the package.

When I came back from the hardware store this afternoon, the baby blue jay living on our property was sitting in the middle of the alley and wouldn’t move. I got out and nudged him, wouldn’t budge. Pulled all the way to the right and started creeping past him, when he plopped his ass on my door.

Man it looks so good out in the sun

I finally got my rebuilt master cylinder, so after six and a half weeks in the air, it’s finally back on the ground.

Fucking dying

Hello darkness my old friend

Gimme a Riley Dedrick Kern Herbst win

Put that Zone can up your ass you ain’t the real 8 Austin.

Gave him a big shot for Charlie

What the fuck is this ad

Brazil? More like Brazzers the way they’re getting blown out.

That’s loser talk son

Things I love about America eat shit Ron

BIG BILL SANDWICH

Well, the Devil went down to Chicagoland He was lookin' for a soul to steal He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind And he was willing to make a deal When he came across Zilisch Sawin' on a wheel and drivin' it hot And the Devil jumped up on a pit wall And said "Boy, let me tell you what"

Out due to “vibration”.

My favorite thing about America was growing up in that (nostalgia glasses) sweet spot 90's era where I believed that everyone no matter what race/religion/country could get along with each other for the good of humanity Obviously that's not the case but I wouldn't trade that experience for anything

Some things I love about America: - BUT HERE COMES HARRISON BURTON! -FOR THE WOOD BROTHERS! -AND THE TWENTY-THREE YEAR OLD FROM HUNTERSVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA IS AT THE FRONT OF THIS FIELD -AND MAY RACE HIS WAY INTO THE PLAYOFFS -BURTON BLOCKS -JEFF, YOUR BOY HAS DONE IT

Some things I love about America:

There’s a lot of stuff I’m replacing on this engine that I probably could reuse, but I’d rather be safe than sorry. So rocker assemblies made from cut down NOS V6 rocker shafts, and almost all new parts (I had to reuse two of the end spring washers because I only ordered two, not four)

My cousin is a teacher in England, and I always look forward to seeing what outfit he wears on/before the 4th to go teach in.

Man this 10 Things I Hate About You sequel sounds terrible.

I lied I’m sorry I don’t have any hot dogs we’re having steak

What that mouth do?

TAke a look, y'all:

JD Salad Fingers

Well that fucking sucks

Is my gastrointestinal distress because I ate too much leftover spaghetti for lunch? Or because it had gone bad? Or both?

I started watching NCIS from like season 13 (14?) just for something to half assed pay attention to while I’m working and working in the garage, and Wilmer Valderrama is far and away the best part of the show

Everyone taken to the train station ended up in one of these

Honest question, for all these muppets who are suddenly upset about birthright citizenship, what do they propose is used to determine citizenship for children instead?

Me: alrighty I’ve got all the tools I need for this project and can stop spending money My project: lol your torque wrench is fucked and you need another $80 tool to tighten 8 nuts

Paintin shit

I fear there are going to be so many sexual assault cases from this.

Hey trans friends: I’m sorry for this fuckass court, and all the pearl clutching dipshit freaks who are obsessed with kids genitals. I still love you and care for you, and always will.

woooo we lost power (like 20 minutes after the storm passed)

This guy keeps showing up in my area and I feel threatened

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