I don’t have a Spotify wrapped because I listen to my music through lyric music videos someone put on YouTube 14 years ago like god intended.

A story in four pictures

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

I’ve never rebuilt an engine but I guess we’re gonna learn 🤷🏻‍♂️

Can someone explain to me how a second floor apartment has a plumbing blockage, and it’s determined that the apartment above them was pouring dirt down the drain so they’re liable for the repairs, but yet the third floor unit experienced no plumbing issues of any kind?

Spotify this, Spotify that, how bout you Spotify me $20

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I'd like to call the Chief Hype Officer to the stand.

Apparently Don McLean is playing at the casino near me coming up, which is news because I just assumed he was dead.

Person got told two and a half weeks ago to only work on a project they were already supposed to be working on with me and hadn’t really done shit, because I wasn’t going to be able to. Guess what. They literally only did one thing (out of 30-40). I might get fired tomorrow.

Having P-40’s on a shirt for a race at a Naval base is an interesting choice.

holyfuckingshitballs 🥵

Also on this subject, unless it’s a running bit that everyone is in on, don’t repeatedly ask your friends and or family “sO wHeN r U gOnNa sTaRt pOpPinG suM kiDS oUt”. Because even if someone wants to, there may be reasons they can’t have them that are painful and none of your goddamn business.

"Why don't you want kids?"

I really hope going to the second Red Bull seat doesn’t completely fuck Hadjar’s career.

(dave matthews voice) I did it, do you think I've gone too far

We will be seated

LOOOOLLLLLLL VIKINGS

McLaren in a crisis of its own making is lovely. They’re locking the garage down like they just watched the Challenger explode

“Shell shocked at McLaren”

What the fuck Kimi

I try not to be that guy who watches sports and says I can do it better, but I’m fairly sure most of us would be better at calling F1 strategy than a lot of people that actually call it.

yeah the last thing he said on the radio was "ha ha ha that tickled"

Whiter and less flavor than any northern Minnesota holiday spread I’ve ever seen.

Huzzah it finally showed up

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned 1996 Geo Metro 1991 Saab 900 Turbo 2001 Dodge Ram 1500 1974 Saab Sonett III 1969 Saab 95

With some of the video games and books I’ve gotten rid of I had room to bring my laserdisc and CED players downstairs. If this was 198-whatever this would be a pretty sweet setup

The first job I remember my dad having at Northwest was in the coffee maker shop

Why does men’s college basketball play halves and women’s does quarters?

If anybody is looking for cheap 23XI crew shirts and other 23XI gear: ebay.us/m/Z3gY2N

wood brothers tempo

Me: goes to the basement and gets situated to watch the game My wife: goes into the laundry room Me: sips coffee My wife: “OH MOTHERFUCKER” The gallon jug of Arm & Hammer laundry soap that decided to fling itself off a 5’ high shelf while we were upstairs:

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: Great Big Sea (x3?) Pink (x2) Soul Coughing DJ Shadow Tone Loc (x2)

post something random or you’ll have an awful december

A bag of popcorn and a basketball game I know nothing about and don’t care about at all, happy Thanksgiving Eve to all

People throw around “we’re cooked” a lot, but if this is a real post and any kind of an indicator, holy fuck we are COOKED.

My eyes just rolled so fucking hard

Post your favorite goofy ass Napier

This package is now at its fourth USPS location in New Jersey

Sure fuck it I guess

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Speaking of hell