Greg Schiano’s midlife crisis apparently is “oh fuck we gotta have a high flying offense” and I gotta say much better than a corvette imo

Every time I watch a Minnesota football game it looks like the entire offensive game-plan is “do not shit yourself” like it’s controlled constipation well coached controlled constipation. But also you always have a tummy ache since you can’t shit That’s Minnesota football in my view

Gotta hand it to Kirk Ciarrocca who was like “no Athan Kaliakmanis isn’t dogshit that’s a PJ Fleck problem” and got him to come to Rutgers and coached him up

Well Greegggggg if your gonna be a pussy don’t be shocked when that happens Go for it Schiano you goddam coward

can't even be struck by lightning and killed because of woke

Tony Elliott can probably get to 6-6 even if they lose this game and if you look at the dumpster fire that is VA Tech maybe you give Tone another year eh?

Florida State just putting on a “how to not tackle” clinic on that two minute drive huh?!

What does that even mean man? I hate stuff like this

Amazing that we are getting our “predator handshake” moment between two comedy fanbases that have almost nothing in common here variety.com/2025/politic...

Two bagels at the same time dude

Mets are either winning the World Series or getting swept by the Marlins this weekend and missing the playoffs Zero in between imo

Sometimes the TL hits perfectly

Gonna have to hand it to Shane Gillis for not taking the Saudi blood money stand up gig. Seems to be one of the first people to actually never forget 9/11 and have a goddam spine

After consulting with the majority shareholders I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m going to become a tracksuit guy. I’m 31 now so expected ETA on this is around 2028 it will be the perfect mid-30’s arc, tracksuits work well on the 6’4 frame

The Drew Carey Show having one of the best opening theme songs is something we don’t mention enough imo

Brett Baty makes that play and idk why for defensive purposes he isn’t the starting 3B right now

Lmao

Honestly might be one of the worst off seasons ever and Nick needs to be fired yesterday

He's a man, he's (got) 40 (extra hours of free time every week now)

Really glad they got this news in around the time @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social records Thank you Oklahoma State!!

I feel like an offensive minded coach handing off play call duties is always a much worse omen than a DC handing those same duties off.. Idk why I feel this way it's just the vibe

Again, Disney just needs to pull the college football off of these affiliates and they will cave super fast

TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO GIVE THEIR BABIES TYLENOL WILL LEAD TO DEAD BABIES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is so stupid Either have Cal & Stanford play each other home & home each year Or just add another team.. If you have to do it like this give the 8 game schedule to the reigning conference champs as a reward

Can't play football because GRASS IS WOKE NOW smh

The head coach is so bad at his job that the team president is getting booed at halftime. In Week 3.

Nick Caserio needs to be fired. Like Tomorrow

I respect the commitment to 1940’s football

Will Anderson can just move people man, it’s just fun to watch

Jags got a touchdown, ball game is over, looking forward to another “we got to execute better” press conference from the coach staff as CJ Stroud puts together another 12/26 157 yards 0 TD 1 INT performance

Fire Nick Caserio & make Ryan’s coach on the hot seat under a new GM next year imo

Ohh yeah man that’s the stuff, this game better kickoff at 11:30 AM tbh

South Carolina getting 35 yards on like 3rd and 37 lmao Hell yeah

I am starting to think the Big 10 program that made the playoffs after hiring the guy who went 52-9 at a program that was transitioning to FBS (and went 19-4 in FBS) might actually be good!

Billy Napier always has the look of a suspended cop who’s shocked to find out he has to do desk duty from here on out

OH MY UCF

Why do I keep seeing this image every week!! I thought cLemson was a good football program!!

Dabo’s OAN podcast with Gundy is just gonna hit different

i'm gonna wine and dine your dad until i have the authority to take your phone away

Rutgers has 5 winnable conference games this year, this was one of them, 3-2 is the goal to bowl imo. It gets harder after dropping this one

Is that an audible defense chant???

What are we doing here? Like what type of review is this

Fine with the decision to kick, that goes in the game is over, they still have to like 65 yards

I’m bumping this up to October 1st in light of recent events

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahnyes hahahahahhaha yesssss

We love a 68 yard punt in this house

Oklahoma State has not scored a touchdown against an FBS opponent in over 10 quarters (and counting) now The last touchdown they had against an FBS team was November 23rd 2024 In the last 3 FBS games OKState has been outscored 140-6 as it stands

Oklahoma state hasn’t scored a touchdown in 6 quarters in which they have been outscored 85-6

You might think this is bad but Oklahoma State is gonna be READY when their OVC–Big South conference schedule starts

Athan Kaliakmanis who is actually pretty good when he doesn’t play for Minnesota!!!!