Lmaoooooo

Just a hilarious headline

feeling pressured to use GEN AI? you can use those D.A.R.E. techniques they made us practice

Oklahoma is the perfect test bed for the government weather systems. Stay sharp, InfoWarriors

Upper-class white guys LOVE LOVE LOVE to come down and do "Poor working man cosplay" As someone who did grow up dirt poor and still has to punch upward and struggle in everything I do (Hello 475 credit score and all the bills !!) I hate these dudes.They are all over the place and yearn for power

I feel like I could have a very good time with Doc Ock tbh

You see the Mets are just “hurt and underwhelming” The Giants are… well that’s an entire circus brother

Ronny Mauricio pack your shit!!! (You are going BACK to New York again!)

Tyrone Taylor & Luis Torrens are two of my favorite "They hit .200 but have the clutch gene somehow" guys. It's now 6-2 Mets! Because TT just bombed one

Oh this is FUN

Jorge Polanco kinda won me over last night with the way he hustled to 1B on the weak hit in the bottom of the 8th, willing to give him a chance to fill the Pete Alonso sized hole in my heart if THAT is what he's gonna bring to the Mets

I feel like “Blow at High Dough” would be a killer “pitcher warmup song” It’s what I’d use if I was a starter/closer

“Barstool bro rejects” is what they are Or “women hating grifters”

Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History

I need TMZ to just offer a few nurses some life altering money so we can get the real scope here

This is very funny to me and I can not WAIT to see the reaction of local store owners who get railed by this. Great work my guy lmao

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

Subway Takes feels like an industry plant operation imo

Looks like I'm waiting a good 6 months before I purchase the new CFB game based on early reviews

All 18 batters for BOTH teams have reached base in this game. Again. Amazing

This is art man, no other team out here doing it like the New York Mets

Can someone explain to my why we couldn’t just call up Tong to throw 4 innings than worked the bullpen in behind him? This shit is cruel and unusual punishment man

It’s awesome, highly recommend tuning into this slop fest

seth LLLLLLLLLugo eh???

Will be traveling to Philly in a few weeks to watch this Mets team. I got the ticket in February before I knew what this season was gonna be Excited regardless

The “oh my god” from Keith is something you can feel That man hates poor fundamentals and this is about as poor as you can achieve

WATCHING BASEBALL

3 Throwing errors on one play resulting an inside the park homerun lmao

Oh so this is the 28-3 of soccer??

Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.

telemundo announcer is running out of juice on the goal call lmao

You ain't gonna VAR that one buddy

MISSI

Check with your local MLS team if they have a "First Match On Us" Program. I'm going to my first ever proper MLS game on the 25th since the New York Red Bulls have said program. Good way to dip toes in locally

$68 Million for Donovan Mitchell when the salary cap is "$164.961 million per team" But that number is a lie because instead of just having a normal hard cap the NBA does all this dumb "soft cap/apron/MLE" crap. Just have a $300 million hard cap bro

At least McConnell isn’t alive to see this

Mitch McConnell has been traded to the Sacramento Kings

More like “CRㄥ” ehhh??????

Realizing Alito didn’t retire because Mitch is dead

The earth shattering F1 news is that Graham Platner is dropping out to become team principal of red bull racing, you heard it here first folks, somehow Red Bull got *more* unlikeable Horner is replacing him in the Maine Senate race as well

I’m trying to think of what F1 news would be so big as to spur all these eyeball posts but not have its embargo broken by someone trying to get the story first. Guess would be: Lewis retirement to be replaced by Max Middle East Races back on the schedule Massive cheating scandal by a team?

Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (Vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)

So Austin Hill just door’s SVG under yellow? Yeah man that should be a “parked for a week” based off this video www.instagram.com/reel/Dab6-IJ...

I can't believe crucial competitive questions in an international football tournament are being settled by lawyers under an at-best-opaque in-practice-pure-calvinball process I am a longtime fan of the sport and I never thought this could happen en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Af...

This is YOU. This is *everyone* who is mad about this. Stop it, this is embarrassing.

Stoves hot!! What's cooking? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That stadium is on riot watch imo

Oh yeah this is the good stuff

Is it coming home????