and YOU get a blown right front tire, also YOU get a blown right front tire. EVERYONE GETS A BLOWN RIGHT FRONT

Can’t speak for other parts of the country, but if you want a big press conference win as a dem/prog all you gotta do is stand in front of a gas station and hold a presser with last weeks prices and 30 seconds of messaging. This is a 83 MPH fastball right down the middle, you gotta swing

Whoaaa am awake for the 2:00-3:00 jump, is this what time travel feels like???

patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

Friends, it’s time to sticker up.

Hearing reports of “it’s Mick Schumacher’s year” folks

Well folks, after driving with an unregistered* car for a few** months we finally bit the bullet and got PA tags… guess we ain’t going back now! Cooler plate! *traffic laws aren’t real, why do I have to “register a car” that means nothing, it’s just so they can track you **about 27 months

AAA Rep: you got a lot of mileage on your car Me: Yup, the goal is 300,000!!!! Todays mileage

Quick reminder that everyone already knows her replacement will be as vile and dead inside as she is. It's ok to just...savor these moments. Let yourself have it. Let everyone have it. This is joy, and it doesn't last long. Don't make it shorter.

When DHS is in transition you are allowed to bring that gun onto the plane!!

I'm sorry Oklahoma Friends, I need to see this

Poor dude, getting diagnosed with the worst U2 song would make anyone ill..... (But seriously vertigo sucks, I hope the best for the guy)

They built a car that gives drivers nerve damage if the drive it for 15 laps lmao Billion of dollars go into this sport

Everyone who gave Katherine Legge shit about being in a cup car better bring that energy here!!! 676 total laps in 7 races and he gets approved for the Busch Series??? Absolute joke

Woke 2 gonna hit so hard your local centrist will develop CTE

no.

When your baby gets a flu shot, a chickenpox vaccine & the measles vaccine in one day and refuses to sleep well that evening, you turn to THE PISS JUG.. aka Red Bull Mixed with Power Ade to keep you awake at work

the way liberals love to adopt the "leftist" label to show how radical they are against trump, only to turn around and say "you fucking leftists are the reason we're in this mess" every chance they get.

I do not think the Kirk deal is the worst in NFL History, not by a longshot. I had to watch Borck Osweiler play football and that man was waaaaayyyyy worse, Kirk's deal was bad but also came with an okay out

4 Great cities! & Boston.

AHL hockey, the best $35 you’ll spend (We got two hats, two jerseys and an afternoon with mascots for MeLVin’s birthday)

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

I too am watching whatever this Netflix award show slop is

She lies and says she’s in love with him, don’t think he’s Fetterman.

Bluesky has the juice folks

Another banner day for “woke 2” at the race track!

Gonna be hilarious when Snider does better than Corey LaJoie did in a Hendrick car these last 15 or so laps

Woke up in a cold sweat, feeling the need to make sure I didn't have the guy who just got all those school children killed on my podcast for a friendly chat about how he's pals with Herschel Walker

I’m coaching at a volleyball tournament all day, can someone give me a recap of just how fucked we are now at around 8:00 PM tonight? Thanks in advance

Even more than usual I hope he fuckin dies

And a happy #GoDucks to everyone who gets to watch the reaction to this Sadiq is gonna be a monster in the NFL

Maybe we can focus on getting those kids from Quakertown out of jail before we hype up banning cell phones in classrooms eh Josh?? www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia...

He’s gonna win the primary going away, if democrats actually want to be serious you cannot be trotting out a 78 year old. Janet ain’t got the juice This is a “consequences of being unserious” situation. (For the record I think Graham sucks)

Our lord and savior Kon Knueppel! combined with LaMelos game this Charlotte team is so much fun man

Mans got so much of the juice he can just walk into the Oval Office and flatter the old man, you know deep down just how angry that makes JD Vance & Stephen Miller and that alone is worth its weight in gold.

US Olympic My church basketball Hockey Team team when I was 13yo 🤝 Treated to McDonald's by a pedophile after winning the big game

Running the wrong way towards something has always been a career staple for Dano

AEW the better wrestling company

The Mets lost a good one but that’s okay, after seeing the whole scope of offseason moves I think the hard reset was good for everyone. I look forward to watching Pete mash dingers against the Yankees and his eventual Mets Jersey retirement

What defines the best seats? Because outside that first 2/3 rows I don’t think any movie theater has a “bad seat” Like we aren’t selling 400 section nose bleeds here

I don't hate it tbh, I hate the date it falls on since it goes H2H with Indy Bump day, but I'm alright with a traveling All Star Race format. I just hope Dover gets it's normal race weekend back next year, it's a good track that is a fun place to be

Myles Garrett pulls the sword 🔥 KNICKS vs. CAVS is live on Peacock!

I'd hire the blue man group to go over the Rock Concert Movements on a national stage

I keep getting these ads for "Make my move" for these packages in Indiana, and brother ain't not amount of money getting my family to move to your state... Me? I'm buyable but the rest of the fam? Call me when your offering a free house

Brock Nelson absolutely skipped the White House visit because Nathan MacKinnon & Gabe Landeskog told him they would beat his ass if he tried to skip a practice.

I'm not gonna go hard on the Tkachuk's tbh, we all know they can't read and only understand how to eat crayons and hockey. One day at time, once we get them to a third grade reading level we can introduce the concepts of "Don't say that"

$174 for One Two Door Cinema club ticket for the MSG show, what are we doing out here good lord

deleted a post about a race car driver from last night because I got some very reliable info that said person is a POS. So that became unfun very quickly!

Driving a race car on "Vibes" is something eh