If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

Happy 54th Birthday to Dave Roberts who in the 2004 ALCS had perhaps the most famous Stolen Base in MLB history.

Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.

Bringing emotional basketball back! It’s okay to feel something!!

Luke Kornet blocked that Hartenstein shot like it was a Magic City promotion

This is the message. Any Democrat willing to sacrifice trans folks—especially kids—will sacrifice anything.

They keep repeating this line that Joe has reservations about the event. He does not. He just doesn’t like that it’s outside. But in terms of the UFC partnering with a fascist government, he’s completely silent and that would be the only criticism that mattered, anyway.

Lawrence Welk has pulled out of Freedom 250.

I’m not sure why exactly “post a pic from 2019“ is trending, but right around this time in ‘19 I was in the middle of AIDS Lifecycle from SF to LA, and also had not shaved since I started training five months earlier.

Just in case you were wondering, our Bicentennial Celebration in 1976 was held in multiple venues, and the artists included: The Eagles Fleetwood Mac Loggins & Messina (Their final performance before splitting up) Dan Fogelberg Elton John The Beach Boys America Elvis Presley Bruce Springsteen 1/2

Not an original thought by any means but worth repeating that the Crisis of Masculinity is hysterical nonsense ginned up by guys you wouldn't ask to help you move, fix your car, join your football team, nor trust at your back in a fight or to watch your kids when you're gone. Devoid of every virtue.

This feels like an inflection point along the lines of "even Bret Michaels decided this was too wack for him but UFC plowed forward."

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

The most liberal crowds I've been around are at pro wrestling shows, but there is nothing resistance libs love more than to shit on it and try to use it as an alagory for Trumpism. Unlike you who retweet your grifters, we know what is real and what isn't.

And we are live! Massive thanks to everyone who contributed to this. Reading your posts made me so much madder than I ever knew was possible

When I see an AI summary, I avert my eyes like I walked in on my grandmother changing clothes.

One thing that I am absolutely certain about tonight or any night is this: Doomsaying about Paxton winning a dipshit GOP primary being some kind of statement about TX as an unredeemable geography is never going to change anything about TX politics, or make anyone's life better, ever

Part of being an AI user in creative works is convincing yourself that everyone ELSE uses it too, because otherwise you have to confront the reality that you're a faker and a fraud

Young MC can still Bust a Move

this is what they would have looked like, though

I couldn't have imagined myself saying this even two years ago, but I switched my default search engine to DuckDuckGo over the weekend.

Grew up in Boston and Dunkin is just, no.

OKAY ALSO here's my hot tip on electoral change tht doesn't even involve getting mired in electoral politics if that's not your jam: if you live in a red/purple state or otherwise contested geography, and you aren't an asshole, you can simply be Loudly Not An Asshole in your daily life

I watched Pulp Fiction on DVD last night. Popping it into the DVD player and pressing play was way more convenient than the gauntlet of bullshit streamers put you through these days.

any time i’ve seen the clip of dan soder and will sasso doing “macho man reads charles manson quotes” over the last few days i lose my mind. soder’s chappelle impression is delightful, too.

AEW Double or Nothing felt like the version of AEW they've spent the past 7 years building towards. Absolutely stellar.

I like this site and I think people who have a really hard time here are kind of babies. Sometimes I get yelled at on here and some of those times people don’t have a point, but who cares? If anything, I should evangelize for this site more as the last place on the internet I still learn stuff.

WHOA!! #AEWDoN ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

Swerve fucking rules

Good luck to whoever has to follow that! #AEWDON

You'll be stunned to know that it's only other straight cis white guys telling me I should get back on Twitter. Anyone who doesn't check all those boxes more than understands why I left.

so much of modern life encompassed by this photo

The reason certain people are still on Twitter or complain how this place isn’t Twitter is because for a brief amount of time Twitter allowed specialty journalists, opinion writers, pundits, etc a chance to feel somewhat famous, or that they actually had influence, and they miss that like heroin.

14-post rant by a guy who shuts off replies about how everyone but him lives in a bubble is, just, chef’s kiss

Thrilled to finally grab a copy of my friend @patrickwyman.bsky.social ’s new book!

Betamax is here to stay. We need to stop fearmongering about Betamax and start finding the ways that Betamax can be used ethically and to support our causes. Naysayers need to realize that this technology is inevitable.

Mamdani is going to start an arms race of elected officials actually doing good things for their constituents. It's going to infuriate most Democrats who prefer to tell their voters to fuck off while texting for dollars.

Times are difficult but I feel we should take inspiration from this plucky spud

Remember: we were never given credit for being right about crypto, we were never given credit for being right about NFTs, we were never given credit for being right about the metaverse and we will never be given credit for being right about AI. Fuck 'em up anyway.

Throwing trans people under the bus is not courageous.

You should really have a group around you to stop you from making public statements about "the pronoun police" on your deathbed

This hits extra hard for me because I was a closeted gay kid growing up in Massachusetts when Frank came out in public and always held him in high regard for it. Watching people I admired from the generation before me succumb to right-wing brain worms sucks.

this is a masterpiece

Don’t sleep on “let’s have that debate” from a guy who gutted a national newspaper

Tried watching Knicks-Cavs but after last night it’s like going from the NCAAs to the NIT.

It is WILD watching elites actively dismantle institutions and undermine our entire creative economy in favor of an overhyped grift and actually expecting everyone to not just sit down and take it, but be excited about it. Absolutely delusional.

Oh wow, he did a post about jacking off? The president is a corrupt senile pedophile who can't stop bombing children.

It's 2026, are we still doing "they did a bad post 10 years ago!"? Everyone under the age of 70 has some shitty posts out there now and no one cares.

I mean if Wemby is already at the point he’s draining 3s that you’d only expect Steph Curry to have to balls to try, everyone else may as well pack it up.