DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

The centrist wreckers couldn't tolerate a single week of Dems in array. This is their revenge on you for voting this past Tuesday.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Holy shit they really unloaded on the fucker

You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake

“individual employees asked to change behavior in response to catastrophic mistakes made by their high-level leadership over the past 3-7 years” really feels like the overarching story of the current times

“Possibly the greatest #ThiccSix of all time” @mikegolicjr.bsky.social HE WOULD NOT BE DENIED

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

More adventures in AI! I was looking up info on the last 0-0 tie in NHL history, which was played in by the Bruins and Islanders in 2004. Google was off by 54 years.

This week was the Trump regime taking loss after loss after loss. Just a steady stream of humiliation. I don't have anything to add, I just wanted to remind you.

i know its been a busy day but omg look at this pelican footage i got today!!! 🪶

Chaos at Madam Tussaud

LET FREEDOM RING

He's so mad the spotlight is on someone else.

"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong

Once again I am asking commenters making some variation of “you deserve this” to remember that Trump supporters are only 37% of the adult population; that several areas of Alabama went heavily for Harris, and that those areas by and large are the ones suffering most from the White House’s policies.

If there’s one room in America that you absolutely know you’re about to enter it’s, it would be the Oval Office. Were tourists wandering in? Was Door Dash getting confused? Was Trump having a hard time re … ooohhh.

This is as big a deal as Mamdani actually? In forever fascist ass MS...??? Like....

Democrats just ran the table, winning the marquee races -- NJ and VA sweeps, NYC mayor, CA prop, PA Supreme Court -- and lower-profile races in red and purple states across the nation. If the media you're reading or watching paints this as anything but a massive win, stop reading or watching them.

skimming the nyt homepage and whoa did bret stephens finally become self-aware or something

I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.

New statement from Chuck Schumer: “Despite not doing anything useful, and in fact being actively harmful to the process in a number of ways, I am here to take credit for other people’s hard work and risks.”

Wrestling Fan Zohran Mamdani Elected Mayor Of New York

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.

Once more, for old times’ sake

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Congratulations on your re-election, Mayor Wu - the best mayor in America. You proved once more that Boston can't be bought and won't be bullied.

score one for "the pundits are projecting their own preoccupations onto the electorate"

Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.

Attention Dipshits: This is what the LOSER did. This is the LOSING strategy.

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

Imagine being able to show your face basically anywhere after this. bsky.app/profile/jami...

Gonna be wild when they finally do MAGA Pope and JD Vance has to decide if he’s going to follow Jake Paul or Rob Schneider or whoever they pick

The Youtube algorithm needs to move away from forced fake shocked face thumbnails and towards arms crossed "YOU'RE ALL WRONG ABOUT PIE. YOU'RE WRONG. YOU ALL FUCKED UP ABOUT PIE." thumbnails.

Anytime Trump says some bullshit I see a fair amount of despondent comments like "And like a third of the country will believe him" which is true but I think you just have to get past that. Like a third of the country believes in ghosts too, we don't need total consensus to win

"Your connection just had a work anniversary!" LinkedIn, I cannot tell you how much I do not care. And probably also how much they don't care.

*Dave Chappelle getting really serious 50 minutes in a set* My friend Dick Cheney died. He fucking died.

1. You lie and actively make the world a worse place with every word you utter, and the six-figure substack will be gravy on your staff position at a legacy outlet 2. You try to do good journalism and spend your life wondering what it's like to have health insurance hmm, maybe needs a 3rd choice

I'm sorry but the idea that Bari Weiss of all people needs eight bodyguards and a caravan of SUVs to keep her safe from the Woke Mob is going to be a source of hilarious joy for days, possibly weeks

Honestly, all of these waste of life Dems are broadcasting how threatened they feel by their younger, better counterparts

They're already starting in on "if the Patriots are winning, they must be cheating." Let me guess, is it also the Patriots' fault the Falcons missed the game-tying extra point?

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

If the game hits 2am Eastern the score is reset to an hour before and everyone has to repeat exactly what they did to preserve the space time continuum, thems the rules

All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here