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NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

A bunch of loser dork billionaires built a machine that tells them everything they do is cool

It's not pizza without pineapple

You know what doesn't get its support unceremoniously pulled by a tech company? Fuckin' books, brother

It's crazy to think that amid all the planets encircling all those stars, we probably live on the only one that has penguins or a lemonade that kills you

books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books.

tired: everyone who voted for trump voted for this wired: everyone who voted for reagan voted for this

Someday thousands of years down the road an anthropologist will be staggered to find an actual sitting Senator sent out this message hours before it all ended.

Congress is so funny. The world could be blown to smithereens and half of them would be like not sure this is a kitchen table issue.

And with that, Chuckles will resume his year and a half long siesta.

In two weeks the national press corps is going to laugh at his jokes and applaud him at their annual Hilton dinner for being a fun and interesting president to write about

Y'all there is a woman and a black man circling the moon and NASA's mission control+ science teams are so diverse and people are nerding out about science and exploration this is all a gigantic middle finger to the stupid and hate and grotesque ghouls running our country

Pat McAfee seems like a guy who becomes famous just because no one has any better ideas

The astronauts are back! They got to have 40 glorious minutes on the other side of the moon where no one could reach them. A dream.

It's worth the reminder from time to time that Nate Silver got famous in the first place for predicting the incumbent party who oversaw the worst economic downtown since the Great Depression would lose, as if that took Nostradamus-like powers.

El Paso is pretty neat

One thing about LeBron's take in the first place is that Memphis is actually pretty awesome. (Oh and the answer to the question is Cincinnati)

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Man I am bombarded by the dumbest ads for the worst products 24/7. If you wrote a whole-ass book please feel free to mention that as many times as you want. Even if I don't care about the book, happy for you.

Anniversary of the best live wrestling show I ever attended in my childhood! Jim Crockett Promotions’ Boston Garden debut.

Anyway I point out that this is rage bait not just because of this one guy but because this is going to be a stock grift now, right? We're going to see not just failed writers but failed musicians and failed artists try to farm people's anger for cheap attention through this exact script.

Watching “the party of personal responsibility,” as they literally never shut up about for decades, transform into “everything bad is someone else’s fault” is a fun experience. It was always horseshit but they’re not even trying anymore

If you use "A.I." to publish something it has to come with the professional death penalty. You cannot work in news ever again. Yes I know that's not how it actually goes – so many plagiarists are still thriving – but if it is up to me you are fucking done. Pack up your shit and hit the bricks.

if you don’t like the process of writing then don’t be a fucking writer, it’s not that complicated

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Going to see them twice in Fort Worth in June. Cannot fucking wait.

zero instinto de sobrevivência

Chuck Schumer likes to imagine how his politics play with an imaginary middle-class middle-aged couple on Long Island, but I don't think he realizes that couple is currently constructing a guillotine in their suburban backyard and stockpiling Molotov cocktails.

NYT quoting AOC when she says “um”: This dumb girl can’t talk NYT quoting Trump after sticking a fork up his nose into his brain and rambling about sharpie pens: Doth thine lion howl with instincts known not learned by man, or sound his sonorous roar as prophecy to gaze back upon history itself?

George Brett, easy. The '80s Royals were badass.

I'm going to come back to this paragraph from today's @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social newsletter today often. Puts into words what I feel every time I hear about someone asking AI to make every random decision for them. Just try it out! That's what being a human is for!

1. Red Sox 2. Padres 3. Whoever’s playing the Yankees.

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

The Far Side from 1987

NEW: Wikipedia has banned AI-generated content.

Gotta be honest here: 15 years as a combat sports reporter, much of which was spent practically as an evangelist for the sport, often has me wondering "did I help cause this?"

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When twitter was perceived as liberal it was a bubble and people should not take it seriously. But now that it's a cesspool of right-wing propaganda it's the Soul of America and the libs ignore it at their peril

I can envision these businesses and universities raising their pride flags once again after DJT is gone. Too late, people, you've already shown us what cowards you really are.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

They could only release him after tapping him hard on his bottom a few times.

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Chuck Norris was healthy as a horse on Biden’s watch just saying

Everything about Maine politics seems weird until you remember that Stephen King wrote all his characters that way because those were people he saw around town

Someone somewhere needs to see this today.

This is brilliant and clear, funny campaigns like this should be taken up everywhere. There’s nothing the heads of these companies like less than being mocked & creating salient & coherent cultural backlash against what everyone feels is a pathway to interrupt and slow some enshittification.