Happy birthday to Charles Darwin, patron saint of tired scientists, grumpy fieldworkers, and hating your own manuscript.

Duncan Robinson is too old for this shit. 😂

Make the Seattle kicker and punter co-MVPs, you cowards.

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

As someone who knows absolutely nothing about choreography, I have to say that was incredible choreography.

Either give me a Super Bowl shutout or an 11-4 final score.

If I got locked in a Scottish castle, I would see it as a gift and try to establish squatter's rights.

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries. One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home. Abolish the billionaire class:

Middle-aged Duke alums/hedge-funders looking super sad in their quarter zips. 🫶

This is a terrific piece.

Tip: you can actually get a lot of things on eBay cheaper than on Amazon

There seems to be a little confusion here. I root for the Bulls. They are my favorite NBA team. I also hate them.

Everyone needs at least one favorite team they truly hate. The Bulls are that team for me.

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Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/

The Tigers got exactly what they deserve for that Skubal arb filing.

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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Very good, very short, very relevant, was available as an ebook through CPL.

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I say this every NBA trade deadline, but if I ever have to learn what a trade exception is or how to calculate it for my job, I swear to God I am going to hunt down everyone who rooted for a salary cap in MLB and fill the air vents in their cars with bees

The long view of the Cardinals' rebuild.

Mariners fans, I think you're going to enjoy the Brendan Donovan Experience.

hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo

Finally some paid protesters.

The road trip nobody asked for

May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.

Did you know? Voter registration and vote-by-mail applications are now open across IL-09.

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

I have finally seen something worse than those fundraising emails and texts the Democrats send: the ones the Republicans send

Trib board with their finger on the pulse as always.

These two teams have the moral opportunity before them to wear the Steve Grogan- and Kenny Easley-era uniforms in the Super Bowl.

Spencer Strider knows what time it is.

Sen. Dick Durbin, another one of the 8 Democratic YES votes on Nov funding bill, is a NO on this DHS measure: “I will not vote to fund the illegal DHS and ICE operations that terrorize Chicago, Minneapolis, and many other communities.” This bill doesn’t have the votes.

Link to Dick Durbin's email form, in case you want to tell him anything about the upcoming vote in the Senate on DHS/ICE funding.

Trials for every ICE member.

Still kind of astounding that Cristopher Sánchez wasn't an All-Star last season, especially in this era of roster bloat.

🚨🚨 The HOUSE is set to vote on HR 7147 - a standalone DHS appropriations bill - TOMORROW (Thurs 1/22) Call your House Rep and demand they VOTE NO. 🔥📞🔥 Info, numbers (DC & local offices!), call script here 👉 5calls.org/issue/dhs-bu...

This book was so good.

A revenue-sharing recipient possibly trading away an ace who costs a measly $8 million is a much bigger problem for MLB than anything the Dodgers are doing.

To be fair, this is definitely the most urgent problem right now.

Ole Miss has its first AP top five finish since 1962. What a season by Pete Golding

Go Hoosiers.

Ahem

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

Man just take the points.

Almost time for the Bears to earn the right to be utterly dismantled by the Seahawks.

I believe I just saw a commercial for a cheeseburger you dip in cheese.

I think a lot of you either are forgetting or choosing to not remember how cyclical baseball is. In the late '90s, everyone was convinced that the Yankees had broken baseball. A decade later, the A's and Rays had people screaming about how signing big-name free agents ruined your chance of winning.