Trump to a kid who says he wants to be a weightlifter: "You'll never compete against women in powerlifting. Did you see they had a man powerlifter and he decided to go the opposite direction? Do you think you can take me in a fight?"

LIV Golf was a great idea on paper. The PGA is an unchecked monopoly that had a lot of bias toward not paying players, not playing in diverse locations, being elitist, etc. LIV was a great idea to break that monopoly, except for the guy who runs it and the people who fund it. And support it.

Louis Munteanu is still not worth early 30s Benteke money and has a lot to prove after a slow start. But as his fantasy manager, I will gladly take the form.

My yearly reminder I have to actually automate these things. Move complete. Back to Navy Yard. Apparently that makes DC United okay again.

San Diego Wave FC 0-1 Bay FC Passes per shot sequence: SD 4.4-2.8 BAY Avg Progression to shot (m): SD 35.1-28.8 BAY Shots: SD 14-10 BAY xG: SD 2.01-1.07 BAY xG (open play): SD 1.2-0.77 BAY xG (dead ball): SD 0.81-0.31 BAY #NWSL #WoSo #SDvBAY #MakeWaves #BayFC

NJ/NY Gotham FC 1-0 Racing Louisville FC Passes per shot sequence: NJY 4.2-3.4 LOU Avg Progression to shot (m): NJY 26.8-36.2 LOU Shots: NJY 14-5 LOU xG: NJY 1.59-0.71 LOU xG (open play): NJY 1.59-0.67 LOU xG (dead ball): NJY 0-0.03 LOU #NWSL #WoSo #NJYvLOU #GothamFC #RacingLou

Boston Legacy FC 3-2 Denver Summit FC Passes per shot sequence: BOS 4.1-2.2 DEN Avg Progression to shot (m): BOS 33.7-38.9 DEN Shots: BOS 19-9 DEN xG: BOS 2.42-0.79 DEN xG (open play): BOS 2.02-0.79 DEN xG (dead ball): BOS 0.39-0 DEN #NWSL #WoSo #BOSvDEN #BostonLegacy #TogetherWeClimb

Chicago Stars FC 0-2 Portland Thorns FC Passes per shot sequence: CHI 3.2-1.2 POR Avg Progression to shot (m): CHI 14.6-10.9 POR Shots: CHI 13-12 POR xG: CHI 0.94-1.61 POR xG (open play): CHI 0.76-1.09 POR xG (dead ball): CHI 0.18-0.51 POR #NWSL #WoSo #CHIvPOR #WithTheStars #BAONPDX

Angel City FC 0-1 Utah Royals FC Passes per shot sequence: LA 1.8-2.8 UTA Avg Progression to shot (m): LA 25.8-37.4 UTA Shots: LA 9-5 UTA xG: LA 0.73-0.42 UTA xG (open play): LA 0.65-0.35 UTA xG (dead ball): LA 0.08-0.07 UTA #NWSL #WoSo #LAvUTA #AngelCityFC #URFC

North Carolina Courage 1-2 Kansas City Current Passes per shot sequence: NC 4.9-4.3 KC Avg Progression to shot (m): NC 22.8-41.1 KC Shots: NC 18-9 KC xG: NC 1.98-1.51 KC xG (open play): NC 1.81-1.51 KC xG (dead ball): NC 0.16-0 KC #NWSL #WoSo #NCvKC #ForTheLove #KCBABY

Orlando Pride 2-4 Washington Spirit Passes per shot sequence: ORL 2.5-3.7 WAS Avg Progression to shot (m): ORL 18.1-47.6 WAS Shots: ORL 16-10 WAS xG: ORL 2.05-1.44 WAS xG (open play): ORL 0.74-1.44 WAS xG (dead ball): ORL 1.31-0 WAS #NWSL #WoSo #ORLvWAS #VamosPride #ThatsTheSpirit

Houston Dash 0-0 Seattle Reign FC Passes per shot sequence: HOU 3.8-2.5 SEA Avg Progression to shot (m): HOU 36.7-17.5 SEA Shots: HOU 19-16 SEA xG: HOU 1.22-1.11 SEA xG (open play): HOU 1.07-0.8 SEA xG (dead ball): HOU 0.15-0.31 SEA #NWSL #WoSo #HOUvSEA #HoustonDash #HereForTheCrown

Portland Thorns FC 2-0 San Diego Wave FC Passes per shot sequence: POR 5-4.4 SD Avg Progression to shot (m): POR 33.5-35.8 SD Shots: POR 5-10 SD xG: POR 0.23-1.24 SD xG (open play): POR 0.17-1.24 SD xG (dead ball): POR 0.05-0 SD #NWSL #WoSo #PORvSD #BAONPDX #MakeWaves

Chicago Stars FC 0-2 NJ/NY Gotham FC Passes per shot sequence: CHI 2.8-5.2 NJY Avg Progression to shot (m): CHI 33.5-32.4 NJY Shots: CHI 8-19 NJY xG: CHI 0.97-1.98 NJY xG (open play): CHI 0.92-1.81 NJY xG (dead ball): CHI 0.05-0.17 NJY #NWSL #WoSo #CHIvNJY #WithTheStars #GothamFC

Boston Legacy FC 2-2 North Carolina Courage Passes per shot sequence: BOS 4.7-2.4 NC Avg Progression to shot (m): BOS 25.8-7.1 NC Shots: BOS 7-21 NC xG: BOS 0.63-2 NC xG (open play): BOS 0.6-0.85 NC xG (dead ball): BOS 0.03-1.15 NC #NWSL #WoSo #BOSvNC #BostonLegacy #ForTheLove

Washington Spirit 1-0 Racing Louisville FC Passes per shot sequence: WAS 5.5-2.2 LOU Avg Progression to shot (m): WAS 34.5-29 LOU Shots: WAS 13-6 LOU xG: WAS 1.54-0.4 LOU xG (open play): WAS 1.46-0.08 LOU xG (dead ball): WAS 0.09-0.32 LOU #NWSL #WoSo #WASvLOU #ThatsTheSpirit #RacingLou

Seattle Reign FC 0-3 Utah Royals FC Passes per shot sequence: SEA 3-3.5 UTA Avg Progression to shot (m): SEA 24.1-34.7 UTA Shots: SEA 9-14 UTA xG: SEA 1-1.58 UTA xG (open play): SEA 0.81-1.47 UTA xG (dead ball): SEA 0.19-0.1 UTA #NWSL #WoSo #SEAvUTA #HereForTheCrown #URFC

Angel City FC 1-2 Portland Thorns FC Passes per shot sequence: LA 4.1-2.9 POR Avg Progression to shot (m): LA 19-24.1 POR Shots: LA 15-10 POR xG: LA 1.14-1.14 POR xG (open play): LA 0.72-0.79 POR xG (dead ball): LA 0.42-0.35 POR #NWSL #WoSo #LAvPOR #AngelCityFC #BAONPDX

Denver Summit FC 2-3 San Diego Wave FC Passes per shot sequence: DEN 2-3.7 SD Avg Progression to shot (m): DEN 45.5-41.8 SD Shots: DEN 9-7 SD xG: DEN 1.15-0.72 SD xG (open play): DEN 1.05-0.63 SD xG (dead ball): DEN 0.09-0.1 SD #NWSL #WoSo #DENvSD #TogetherWeClimb #MakeWaves

Houston Dash 0-1 North Carolina Courage Passes per shot sequence: HOU 4-4.6 NC Avg Progression to shot (m): HOU 22.1-31.8 NC Shots: HOU 16-16 NC xG: HOU 1.57-1.41 NC xG (open play): HOU 1.16-1.36 NC xG (dead ball): HOU 0.4-0.05 NC #NWSL #WoSo #HOUvNC #HoustonDash #ForTheLove

Chicago Stars FC 2-0 Boston Legacy FC Passes per shot sequence: CHI 2.3-4.3 BOS Avg Progression to shot (m): CHI 41.4-25.6 BOS Shots: CHI 6-28 BOS xG: CHI 0.64-3.29 BOS xG (open play): CHI 0.4-2.89 BOS xG (dead ball): CHI 0.25-0.4 BOS #NWSL #WoSo #CHIvBOS #WithTheStars #BostonLegacy

NJ/NY Gotham FC 3-0 Bay FC Passes per shot sequence: NJY 5.6-0.5 BAY Avg Progression to shot (m): NJY 38.8-6.8 BAY Shots: NJY 26-2 BAY xG: NJY 2.98-0.3 BAY xG (open play): NJY 2.22-0.3 BAY xG (dead ball): NJY 0.76-NA BAY #NWSL #WoSo #NJYvBAY #GothamFC #BayFC

Washington Spirit 4-0 Kansas City Current Passes per shot sequence: WAS 4.5-2.4 KC Avg Progression to shot (m): WAS 26.6-30.5 KC Shots: WAS 17-8 KC xG: WAS 2.07-1.29 KC xG (open play): WAS 1.46-1.18 KC xG (dead ball): WAS 0.62-0.11 KC #NWSL #WoSo #WASvKC #ThatsTheSpirit #KCBABY

Racing Louisville FC 3-2 Orlando Pride Passes per shot sequence: LOU 2.5-4.4 ORL Avg Progression to shot (m): LOU 27.2-43.7 ORL Shots: LOU 11-27 ORL xG: LOU 1.11-2.48 ORL xG (open play): LOU 0.91-1.98 ORL xG (dead ball): LOU 0.2-0.49 ORL #NWSL #WoSo #LOUvORL #RacingLou #VamosPride

Austin FC 2-0 St. Louis City SC Passes per shot: ATX 5.7-7.6 STL Avg Progression to shot (m): ATX 36.4-38.4 STL Shots: ATX 15-15 STL xG: ATX 2.17-2.48 STL xG (open play): ATX 0.73-2.29 STL xG (dead ball): ATX 1.44-0.2 STL #MLS #ATXvSTL #AustinFC #AllForCITY

New York City FC 0-2 D.C. United Passes per shot: NYC 2.9-1.9 DCU Avg Progression to shot (m): NYC 8.8-8.3 DCU Shots: NYC 9-19 DCU xG: NYC 0.56-2.75 DCU xG (open play): NYC 0.16-1.88 DCU xG (dead ball): NYC 0.4-0.86 DCU #MLS #NYCvDCU #NYCFC #VamosUnited

LA Galaxy 1-1 Vancouver Whitecaps FC Passes per shot: LAG 3.7-4.9 VAN Avg Progression to shot (m): LAG 38.9-23 VAN Shots: LAG 7-19 VAN xG: LAG 1.59-2.23 VAN xG (open play): LAG 0.97-1.7 VAN xG (dead ball): LAG 0.61-0.53 VAN #MLS #LAGvVAN #LAGalaxy #VWFC

San Diego FC 2-2 Los Angeles FC Passes per shot: SD 6-7.4 LAFC Avg Progression to shot (m): SD 31.6-13.5 LAFC Shots: SD 8-9 LAFC xG: SD 1.29-1.37 LAFC xG (open play): SD 0.59-0.64 LAFC xG (dead ball): SD 0.7-0.73 LAFC #MLS #SDvLAFC #SDFC #LAFC

Houston Dynamo FC 1-0 Colorado Rapids Passes per shot: HOU 7.4-11 COL Avg Progression to shot (m): HOU 14-27.1 COL Shots: HOU 9-4 COL xG: HOU 0.78-0.48 COL xG (open play): HOU 0.71-0.4 COL xG (dead ball): HOU 0.07-0.08 COL #MLS #HOUvCOL #HoldItDown #Rapids96

Chicago Fire FC 2-3 FC Cincinnati Passes per shot: CHI 7.2-2.1 CIN Avg Progression to shot (m): CHI 34.2-30.7 CIN Shots: CHI 33-10 CIN xG: CHI 4.72-1.89 CIN xG (open play): CHI 3.18-1.08 CIN xG (dead ball): CHI 1.54-0.81 CIN #MLS #CHIvCIN #CF97 #AllForCincy

Philadelphia Union 0-0 Nashville SC Passes per shot: PHI 3.1-5 NSH Avg Progression to shot (m): PHI 38.8-6.2 NSH Shots: PHI 16-8 NSH xG: PHI 1.72-0.72 NSH xG (open play): PHI 1.56-0.68 NSH xG (dead ball): PHI 0.16-0.04 NSH #MLS #PHIvNSH #DOOP #EveryoneN

Columbus Crew 2-3 Minnesota United FC Passes per shot: CLB 6.1-2.8 MIN Avg Progression to shot (m): CLB 32.9-17.8 MIN Shots: CLB 13-12 MIN xG: CLB 1.69-1.52 MIN xG (open play): CLB 1.61-1.04 MIN xG (dead ball): CLB 0.09-0.48 MIN #MLS #CLBvMIN #Crew96 #MNUFC

Atlanta United FC 3-1 CF Montréal Passes per shot: ATL 4.9-2.3 MTL Avg Progression to shot (m): ATL 26.7-18.9 MTL Shots: ATL 18-11 MTL xG: ATL 1.47-1.04 MTL xG (open play): ATL 1.25-0.88 MTL xG (dead ball): ATL 0.22-0.16 MTL #MLS #ATLvMTL #ATLUTD #CFMTL

New England Revolution 1-0 Charlotte FC Passes per shot: NER 10.9-5.1 CLT Avg Progression to shot (m): NER 37.4-37.3 CLT Shots: NER 14-9 CLT xG: NER 1.78-1.47 CLT xG (open play): NER 0.9-0.8 CLT xG (dead ball): NER 0.88-0.67 CLT #MLS #NERvCLT #NERevs #ForTheCrown

New York Red Bulls 0-2 FC Dallas Passes per shot: NYRB 6.3-6.8 FCD Avg Progression to shot (m): NYRB 36.3-34.5 FCD Shots: NYRB 9-12 FCD xG: NYRB 0.7-1.39 FCD xG (open play): NYRB 0.63-1.39 FCD xG (dead ball): NYRB 0.08-0 FCD #MLS #NYRBvFCD #RBNY #DTID

Inter Miami CF 3-4 Orlando City SC Passes per shot: MIA 7.2-3.5 ORL Avg Progression to shot (m): MIA 30.5-48.7 ORL Shots: MIA 26-13 ORL xG: MIA 3.44-2.79 ORL xG (open play): MIA 2.21-1.98 ORL xG (dead ball): MIA 1.23-0.81 ORL #MLS #MIAvORL #InterMiami #OrlandoCity

Real Salt Lake 2-0 Portland Timbers FC Passes per shot: RSL 6.9-5.8 POR Avg Progression to shot (m): RSL 37.1-32.6 POR Shots: RSL 25-11 POR xG: RSL 2.88-1.21 POR xG (open play): RSL 2.77-1.21 POR xG (dead ball): RSL 0.11-0 POR #MLS #RSLvPOR #RSL #RCTID

Sporting Kansas City 1-1 Seattle Sounders FC Passes per shot: SKC 4.4-9.5 SEA Avg Progression to shot (m): SKC 31.6-26.3 SEA Shots: SKC 10-26 SEA xG: SKC 1.86-2.08 SEA xG (open play): SKC 1.78-1.86 SEA xG (dead ball): SKC 0.08-0.22 SEA #MLS #SKCvSEA #SportingKC #Sounders

Toronto FC 1-1 San Jose Earthquakes Passes per shot: TOR 4.1-4.4 SJE Avg Progression to shot (m): TOR 12.3-19.2 SJE Shots: TOR 11-10 SJE xG: TOR 0.96-0.99 SJE xG (open play): TOR 0.79-0.34 SJE xG (dead ball): TOR 0.18-0.65 SJE #MLS #TORvSJE #TFCLive #Quakes74

LA Galaxy 2-1 Real Salt Lake Passes per shot: LAG 4.2-5.3 RSL Avg Progression to shot (m): LAG 29.3-27.2 RSL Shots: LAG 16-16 RSL xG: LAG 2.69-1.81 RSL xG (open play): LAG 1.69-1.45 RSL xG (dead ball): LAG 1-0.36 RSL #MLS #LAGvRSL #LAGalaxy #RSL

Seattle Sounders FC 2-1 FC Dallas Passes per shot: SEA 6.9-3.2 FCD Avg Progression to shot (m): SEA 40-19.3 FCD Shots: SEA 9-12 FCD xG: SEA 2.09-0.8 FCD xG (open play): SEA 0.78-0.59 FCD xG (dead ball): SEA 1.31-0.21 FCD #MLS #SEAvFCD #Sounders #DTID

Vancouver Whitecaps FC 3-1 Colorado Rapids Passes per shot: VAN 4.5-4.9 COL Avg Progression to shot (m): VAN 32-43.9 COL Shots: VAN 20-13 COL xG: VAN 4.36-2.17 COL xG (open play): VAN 3.83-1.96 COL xG (dead ball): VAN 0.53-0.2 COL #MLS #VANvCOL #VWFC #Rapids96

San Diego FC 1-2 Portland Timbers FC Passes per shot: SD 8.7-4.8 POR Avg Progression to shot (m): SD 37-32 POR Shots: SD 10-11 POR xG: SD 2.02-0.92 POR xG (open play): SD 1.24-0.52 POR xG (dead ball): SD 0.78-0.41 POR #MLS #SDvPOR #SDFC #RCTID

St. Louis City SC 2-3 San Jose Earthquakes Passes per shot: STL 5.1-4.6 SJE Avg Progression to shot (m): STL 33-57.4 SJE Shots: STL 21-9 SJE xG: STL 2.75-1.61 SJE xG (open play): STL 2.24-0.83 SJE xG (dead ball): STL 0.52-0.78 SJE #MLS #STLvSJE #AllForCITY #Quakes74

Nashville SC 4-2 Charlotte FC Passes per shot: NSH 7-4.1 CLT Avg Progression to shot (m): NSH 18-15 CLT Shots: NSH 13-8 CLT xG: NSH 1.23-1.09 CLT xG (open play): NSH 0.87-0.14 CLT xG (dead ball): NSH 0.36-0.96 CLT #MLS #NSHvCLT #EveryoneN #ForTheCrown

Austin FC 2-0 Houston Dynamo FC Passes per shot: ATX 5.9-9.3 HOU Avg Progression to shot (m): ATX 33.7-39.5 HOU Shots: ATX 13-11 HOU xG: ATX 0.81-1 HOU xG (open play): ATX 0.54-0.77 HOU xG (dead ball): ATX 0.27-0.24 HOU #MLS #ATXvHOU #AustinFC #HoldItDown

Chicago Fire FC 5-0 Sporting Kansas City Passes per shot: CHI 7.9-4 SKC Avg Progression to shot (m): CHI 38-36.6 SKC Shots: CHI 17-6 SKC xG: CHI 3.36-0.4 SKC xG (open play): CHI 1.54-0.3 SKC xG (dead ball): CHI 1.82-0.11 SKC #MLS #CHIvSKC #CF97 #SportingKC

Inter Miami CF 1-1 New England Revolution Passes per shot: MIA 7.4-4.6 NER Avg Progression to shot (m): MIA 27-47.4 NER Shots: MIA 18-16 NER xG: MIA 2.83-1.62 NER xG (open play): MIA 2.33-1.44 NER xG (dead ball): MIA 0.5-0.18 NER #MLS #MIAvNER #InterMiami #NERevs

Columbus Crew 2-0 Philadelphia Union Passes per shot: CLB 8.2-4.5 PHI Avg Progression to shot (m): CLB 36.6-14 PHI Shots: CLB 7-10 PHI xG: CLB 1.02-1.2 PHI xG (open play): CLB 0.95-0.74 PHI xG (dead ball): CLB 0.07-0.46 PHI #MLS #CLBvPHI #Crew96 #DOOP

D.C. United 3-2 Orlando City SC Passes per shot: DCU 2.8-3.6 ORL Avg Progression to shot (m): DCU 34-27 ORL Shots: DCU 15-8 ORL xG: DCU 1.09-1.13 ORL xG (open play): DCU 0.61-1.01 ORL xG (dead ball): DCU 0.48-0.12 ORL #MLS #DCUvORL #VamosUnited #OrlandoCity