Fucking hell man. #NUFC

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mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges

Predicting two more goals for Large Dan Burn in the second half to complete his hat-trick. Both headers, one of them from the halfway line. #HTL #NUFC

Never mind, this is fine. #NUFC

@hippriest.bsky.social 💪💪💪

Murphy on for Gordon at half-tume pls. #NUFC

Dan Burn's head >>>>>> Roberto Carlos's left foot #NUFC

GET THE FUCK IN LARGE DANIEL BURN..!!!! #LADS #NUFC

Lol carrier bag are beating Chelsea.

Firewerk are doing horrowfide's head in.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 53% full.

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Just think if Mamdani wins tonight Bill Maher will have to wait until Friday to go on TV and shit his pants about it. I'll bet he won't be able to wait. He'll do a call in interview with anyone who will let him. He'll shit and piss himself on AM radio if he has to.

Right wing neoliberal Democrats having a meltdown over Mamdani is probably even funnier than the far right wing fascist Republicans having a meltdown over Mamdani.

Congrats to Charlie Kirk on going 50 days without saying anything racist. 👍

DEATHGASM..!! (2015)

Congrats to Charlie Kirk on going 50 days without saying anything racist. 👍

Amores Perros.

Whoever we get in the QF isn't going to be an easy game, but at least it won't be fucking Brighton. #NUFC

Palace are 3-0 up at Anfield now lol. #NUFC

This performance has really reassured my confidence in our squad's strength in depth. 🖤🤍✊️ #NUFC

Palace 2-0 up at Anfield now. 🦅✊️

brentford doing the lord's work. 🙏

Feel like we got away with one today, but three points is three points. 🤷‍♂️ #NUFC

Holy shit Sunderland have only gone and won at Chelsea in the last minute, the bastards! #NUFC

I love our cheeky, smiley captain. #NUFC

Howay Harvey, finish this off. #NUFC

This is not good for my heart and stress levels. #NUFC

I‘ve seen quite a few tributes to Jane Goodall on TV, including one just now on BBC’s the One Show. Not a single one has mentioned her circa 60 years of veganism. They all talk about how she taught us to love animals, none of them can stomach her conclusion that loving animals means not eating them.

Robocop's on grindr

I am listening to The Fall. Do I have any followers that love The Fall..?

Society would collapse within the span of a single day without the local assmen

Take: All MCU films except Logan are either pretty bad or really bad. The first Antman film was okay, I'll let that slide.

Give the local assman the keys to the city

When is it International Assman Day? Do we not deserve respect and recognition..!? #InternationalAssmanDay #AssmanRespect #AssmenMatter

This, which I am watching right now.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 41% full.

Remember when other clubs were making fun of us because we missed out on signing James Trafford and sold the rat in the transfer window..? #NUFC

Nick Pope kicking: 😣 Nick Pope throwing: 😎 #NUFC

We learned a lot about how flexible our squad can be tonight, we can comfortably rotate and have game changers on the bench, even with problematic injuries, for the first time in recent memory. #NUFC

Isak being really shit now makes how good Woltemade is even more enjoyable. #NUFC

It's a piece of piss this Champions League lark, just go ahead and put our name on the cup right now, we're having that. #NUFC

HARVEY FUCKING BARNES...!!! #HarveyFuckingBarnes #NUFC

HARVEY FUCKING BARNES...!!!! #NUFC

Jacob Murphy is the new Robert Lee. He's never really recognised as the star player or the headline maker, but he's always there, giving it 100% at all times and very rarely putting a foot wrong. I absolutely love the man, he's a legend. #NUFC

Jacob Murphy is a Geordie icon imo. He only cost £12m in 2017, what a superb signing that was. He bleeds black & white, I love him. #NUFC

Bit of a hit and miss half, but we're in front. Worth bearing in mind that this referee is a cunt who will do everything in his power to try and make us lose though. Howay the fucking lads, let's put this to bed early in the second half. #NUFC

We've woken up. 🖤🤍✊️ #NUFC

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS..!!!! #NUFC #LADS