While I was asleep, Lindsey Graham died and Conor McGregor was injured and defeated. I am buying a lotto ticket today.

Establishment Democrats today....

Establishment Democrats today....

Pathetic.

We all have to post as hard as possible about Lindsey Graham's death so we can see who wins by getting cited in an article in the Atlantic about how Bluesky is destroying the fabric of American politics next week.

hearing lindsey graham got his head stuck in a honey jar and as he was struggling to pull it off he stepped on a roller skate and slid across the room where he fell out a third story window and into a hippopotamus pit

Lindsey Graham already on the Sunday shows defending leadership down there

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

good morning everyone. his penis exploded

It's not homophobic to point out Lindsey Graham was an aggressively dedicated, terribly harmful, disgustingly anti-gay hypocrite who from his official perch did more harm to a community while hiding his membership in it from the public just to remain in power than most other homophobes in his party.

Who could have guessed that when you gut the CDC and put a quack with no medical expertise in charge of American healthcare, diseases we had eradicated would come back and there would be explosive diarrhea situations happening. Just no way to know.

‘So many senators’

Imagine if we find out the explosive diarrhea got him

Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.

I guarantee you that what they're saying about Graham in the White House right now is 100x crueler than what's we're saying about him here

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

When hollowed out ghouls like these two or Rumsfeld, Lieberman and someday Schumer die it just takes a beat for the transnational corporations/billionaires to find new bodies. It’s what they’re good at.

Waking up to the news of Lindsay Graham's passing

Mitch McConnell emerging from the hospital to take your heath care

first thing i saw when i opened this app, what a rush

Indeed. We are not forcing upon Graham the memory of him being a villain, a coward, and a malignant presence in the country; that was the legacy he chose again and again. He earned our contempt, as has everyone else on his path.

I guess he didn't realize when he went to check on Mitch McConnell it meant going to hell.

My lasting image of Lindsey Graham will always be when he theatrically declared “Count me out. Enough is enough!” after January 6th — and then got back in with Trump more than ever before for Trump 2.0

they’ve been passing the video from the Ring around the Senate

*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

Graham once supported cap and trade, the (relatively) early effort to rein in climate change that might have set the table for the next 15 years of increasingly strong action, until it wasn’t politically convenient and he very much didn’t, anyway happy coldest summer of the rest of your life

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Every Republican should know by now that Trump gets the placement in your obit the way 1933-1945 did for Germans

I give to Lindsey Graham the same sympathy he gave to people in completely unnecessary suffering caused by him because of their poverty, illness, race, country of citizenship, rape and sex trafficking by pedophiles, or sexual orientation.

Sympathy for the dying. The dead can go fuck themselves.

Maybe we should remember Lindsey Graham the way Fox News is remembering him this morning. For his rabid defense of Brett Kavanaugh during his confirmation hearing. Never forget: Graham’s speech helped push Kavanaugh across the finish line and onto the Supreme Court.

I talked to Lindsay Graham for twenty minutes this morning. He was hanging out with Mitch McConnell next to a lake of magma with sixty-six demons making sausage out of their entrails. He was in good spirits.

I spoke to my old friend Lindsey Graham this morning, the Senator from senior South Carolina. He’s dead. I was talking for just shy of 20 minutes … and realized holy shit man, you’re dead! Deader than dead! It was crazy.

I intend to treat Lindsay Graham with exactly as much compassion, empathy, and understanding as he treated the children of Gaza.

Lindsey Graham really thought he was like a deep thinker in the conservative movement and all the obituaries are Trump's Little Renfield dies.

no matter what fucked up shit you post about lindsey graham today, none of it will be anywhere near as cringe as what every single democratic senator is going to post

RIP Lindsay Graham. He died doing what he loved - an endless war with Iran.

Lindsey Graham will be remembered for one thing: aiding and abetting Donald Trump. Only one obituary line needed. Everything else (stabbing John McCain in the back, the self-loathing, having no beliefs) was so he could get closer to the worst person on Earth to gain power.

Say what you want about Lindsey Graham,

Lindsey Graham isn't alive to see your posts celebrating his death but the other sycophantic homophobic war hawks you know will. Think about how this will affect them before you post and then post it anyway.

I just had a 17-minute call with Lindsey Graham and we talked about the World Cup, the Strait of Hormuz, and also the shadowy figure with red eyes and bat wings that has been pursuing him for the last decade

Please God. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

REST IN PISS LINDSEY GRAHAM YOU DUMB BITCH ENJOY HELL

BREAKING: Illness conducts sweeping preemptive strike on Lindsey Graham

I've decided to be a better person and no longer wish for Lindsey Graham to die.