Why do we always assume it’s people that look like time travellers, that squirrel could be from 2751. They seem to know things.

i’m sorry did you just fucking lie to me? on the internet??

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

deleting linkedin seems like a solid way to let old acquaintance be forgot

I have concepts of a New Year’s resolution plan

Mtv officially closing all its music channels down. What was your favorite music video? I always liked this one. So overwrought, dumb and amateurish. youtu.be/rQvu5Eo7rKI?...

ALSO TODAY: Luke O’Neil writes a memoriam to Mike Fossey, “was a luminary in the golden age of Twitter in the 2010s, up there alongside the likes of Dril and others” flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...

podcasts: cut everything between "before we get started..." and when you start

This org is doing really good work in a battered industry Did you know they offer training for crew to find ways to monetize their highly specialized skills in other industries? Not to replace a career but to support entertainmentcommunity.org

If you ever get the chance to spend New Years Eve in Berlin I highly recommend it. This is the view from basically any balcony in the city.

Does wishing we were dead because we have to live in a country with people like her count?

unvarnished gutter racism and Nazism from the president. a disgrace to our country.

The entire reason they’re locked is to prevent weird freaks like this who have no right to be there from marching in and endangering the kids.

Good morning and happy New Year's Eve to everyone. Time zones are so weird. Australia is already in 2026. Europe is still in 2025. And the United States is in 1933.

🇦🇺🤝🇨🇦Happy New Year to our Australian friends!

THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS

Hey all you big strong MAGA men and members of ICE: Trump says you have to sit on your balls tonight at midnight instead of kissing a woman. He sats kissing women is for cucks, you need to show them who's boss. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...

This is how you do it folks

"everyone grieves differently" Erika Kirk:

I feel like we've had an actual pro-democracy popular front in this country very recently, and it was Zohran Mamdani, Brad Lander, and their constituencies/political traditions joining forces to defeat Andrew Cuomo, a murderer and abuser openly supported by our pedophile dictator & his billionaires.

Not gonna lie, I grew up in Tennessee and I still make sure I eat blackeyed peas for luck every year on New Year's Day. I am travelling for work and won't be able to it looks like this year, and it is making me uneasy.

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

[porch light gets turned on] Bug Judge: “Ok we’re in recess.”

If I were actually a free thinker who questioned everything I might get to wondering why my government tries to make me mad at Somalis every time something new comes out about Epstein

cabbage is the beloved character actor of the vegetable world. maybe not always the star of the show, but the entire thing is resting on its shoulders.

just received word that onions have been ranked the "number one vegetable" of 2025. that makes 7,448 years in a row of the humble allium placing in the top 3, a stretch of unrivaled dominance that is unlikely to ever be beaten by other greats like cabbage or chili pepper

this thread is about celebrating onions but saying "cabbage isnt one of the greats" is to deny the fact that the single best thing i ate this year was din tai fung's taiwanese cabbage with garlic, a show stopper of a side that surpassed the second best thing i ate this year: din tai fung's dumplings

Wrote about slop, extending some recent thoughts from the good @maxread.info

And Bill Clinton who backed Cuomo even after Zohran won the primary, and Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries and all the other neolib "Democrats" who refused to acknowledge or support Zohran better not show their goddamn faces there. They can watch it on TV at Hillary Clinton's mansion. Motherfuckers.

Women who speak out against x’s grok declothing women without their consent getting bombarded with the same prompts or jabs like “you’re just mad no one is using ai to make porn if you” I’m actually going to throw up on these freaks

I just love it when I’m working my shift behind the bar, minding my own business and wiping the shit out of an already clean glass, and a cop comes in asking about a guy everybody in the place pretends not to know

I've wandered into this sushi place where this is the wallpaper that makes me feel like I'm home in Colorado. Might have a quick sake here.

I'm on a layover in Austin (not my choice.) Beginning my last day of 2025 with three Proseccos followed by a 3 mile walk listening to The Grateful Dead.

Drops Feb 20, open up Netflix now and set your reminders folks: www.netflix.com/title/81677608 (It also lets the big computer know people are HYPED)

I've waited 3 years to make this post

Parking my gingerbread car in my gingerbread garage and headed to my gingerbread kitchen hoping my kids didn’t eat the gingerbread dishwasher again

euphoria is just a golden girls ripoff

The best version of 4'33" was by the California Raisins

If you don't know how truly New York the Mamdanis are, you know nothing about New York. I could totally imagine Jonas Mekas and Joseph Cornell having them over for tea and watching films.

Zohran Derangement Syndrome (racism)

Are the billionaires all streaming out of Manhattan today or what? Midnight is nigh, after all.

The guilt I feel every time I pull a muscle trying to switch the channel from those ASPCA commercials. I support my local humane society Eric McCormack. Between you and the Shiners you are killing me Eric McCormack. Vote progressive, if only so animals & kids don't have to beg for their lives.

when I think about the good ol days of twitter Mike Fossey is at the top of the list - truly an all time great - this is a touching tribute from Luke about one of the best to ever do it

RIP, Mike Fossey.

“Reverse Jared” is just such an unfuckwithable joke - the twitter version of Jordan switching hands mid lay up rip to Mike Fossey - one of best to ever do it

One of the greatest of the Old Twitter comedians, Mike Fossey, has passed away much too young. Truly a legend of the genre.