a car should just be one big part

Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.

When politicians say they can't hold corporations accountable, remember: they can. They just choose not to.

Rep Justin Jones made a statement entrance, walking into the Tennessee legislature with an "Abolish ICE" flag. No subtlety. No backing down.🔥🔥🔥

mcdonald’s i don’t know what this is man. i do not know what the HELL this is. are you wearing a costume? this sounds like a costume

(graduating class of 2026 is booing me) I didn’t say you had to shoot EACH OTHER with the gun we give you! you could also shoot yourself with it! god

Abductees have faced physical abuse gleefully filmed and distributed online by Israel's National Security Minister and convicted terrorist-abettor Itamar Ben Gvir

Bezos doing some extremely warmed-over projection about who helps create extremism doesn't work as well when he's singing for his subsidies to the same leader trying to siphon off $2 billion for putschists.

You’re an Islamophobic hate-filled misogynistic unfunny putz. Nobody cares what you have to say. Why don’t you go back to the White House and kiss Trump’s ass. Also GTFO HBO and CNN and report to the ash heap. Your dustbin awaits.

Here’s bill maher saying if you’re horrified by what Israel is doing you’re anti-Semitic— which is, of course, nonsense. He even gets crickets 🦗 🦗 from the audience he forces to laugh at his terrible jokes. It is way past time to turn this guy off, folks. @HBO

Comedian @pattonoswalt.bsky.social tells @deanobeidallah.bsky.social that the reason why Bill Maher can't get Donald Trump on is because Maher has placated Trump.

Anyway...there's so much more I could say, but I'm honestly exhausted trying to say things about neolibs that should be repeatedly, glaringly obvious at this point. And the fact so many of you gloss over them is a big reason we're in these dire circumstances. Unfollow button is up on the right;)✌️

I mean even Conan and Letterman made sure to do shows on different networks when they got fucked over. They didn't fold. It's not even unprecedented, and it wouldn't have even been that hard to do.

But being the Hillary Clinton of comedy and political beliefs, you won't see him out there fighting. Just like neolibs like Hillary, after they lose their bullshit, phony campaigns aren't out there marching or standing up for you anymore. They just fold away into their sloshy, lazy money. Anyway...

I've been biting my tongue, but I'm going to at least say this. Yes, what happened to Colbert was totally wrong, but boy he really went out like his neolib politician loves. With "grace" right? If he really wanted to still have a show he would elsewhere. He'd already be starting it & fighting back.

As you know I'm a flight attendant. I travel the world. Idiot is the kindest thing I hear them call him everywhere. So painful and embarrassing. I thought it could never be as bad travelling as when G. W. Bush was president. That time seems like a pleasure cruise now.

R.I.P. Rob Base 🙏🏻 #hiphoplegend #riprobbase #hiphopgods

Man. Another wrong person died. #RIPRobBase "I'm not internationally known, but I'm known to rock the microphone."-Rob Base to St. Peter St. Peter (throws hands up, rolls eyes back, 2 steps) - "I'm about to be possessed by the sounds of MC Rob Base FROM BACK IN THE DAY!" youtube.com/watch?v=phOW...

I will no longer be attending my child's wedding due to being somewhat busy and whatnot.

Please god make it stop. Why won't you make it stop?

Colbert has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

The funniest thing Byron Allen could do right now is get really political.

“Tonight on Comics Unleashed: Byron welcomes the comedy of Stephen Colbert, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Tom Morello!”

The European Union and Mexico are natural allies: we are reliable partners and friends. And today, with the signing of the modernised global agreement and the interim trade agreement between the EU and Mexico, our relationship is set to reach a new, more mature and ambitious level. #EUMexico

President Donald Trump: I Love America Too Much To Attend My Son's Wedding

Trump calling to skip Don Jr's wedding

Andy Kim is trolling Trump.

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Congrats to my son Don (?) and his wife probably on their wedding or similar event, such as birthday party. I cannot attend, since there's a quarterback who still thinks I'm fine to be around in public. Best of luck to Eric or whatever kid I said a minute ago and his new Wife 2 or maybe 3.

make something else for fucks sake

If you otherwise have the fundamentals of organizing in place but are still struggling to reach more people, make sure you’re paying attention to your list and not leaving an opportunity on the table, writes @l-l-xu.bsky.social labornotes.org/2026/05/list...

Make Comms Directors Actual People and Not Elves That Only You Can See Again

Exactly right Chris. You should probably call your Senator about this!

Britney is rockin' 4-D chess we can't even begin to comprehend and whatnot.

Nashville has been riding a bubble of another Credibility Scare (Steve Earle re: the 80s) for over 20yrs now. They just keep hunkering down churning pop slop and this bozo just told you what's been sustaining that garbage factory.

Listen, your posts have been really great lately. You can go ahead and kick off early today.

Happy Friday!

the US and the UK are similar in that if 100 bigoted right wingers show up to a protest it can be top of the hour/front page/rolling cable news coverage. if 50,000 people do a left-coded protest they all ignore it

Note to Democrats: theft of the public's money is what you would call a "kitchen table" issue. If someone broke into my house, took my money, and then gave it to people convicted of crimes, I would not only talk about that at the kitchen table, it would alter the very fabric of my existence.

Mean Ted Lasso

you should be able to embed the final fantasy battle victory music to posts about Lunch Wins like this worth the hype. haters in shambles

This guy’s career has been over for years and he’s still being a loser for free. Crazy work

For two years, Mike Johnson refused to hang the plaque on the wall honoring police officers who defended the Capitol on J6 against a mob of violent rioters, even though a law was passed to mandate it. But he supports paying over a billion dollars to the criminal rioters.

I think you should allow sex and violence in movies but no vomiting scenes or ones where a woman refuses one(1) glass of wine and everyone knows she's pregnant

Charges against her dropped for them assaulting her and pushing her to the ground👌

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

AOC had no power to determine Gaza policy as a backbencher and consequently she has absolutely no defensiveness or hurt feelings unlike basically every other candidate besides Ossoff - another guy who was in the position of watching this happen without any influence.

how is AOC the only Democrat doing righteous and non-insane demagoguery on an issue that polls like 80-20

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.