Doctor said I’m low-Splendour :/

Dressing up as an Assman for Halloween

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Indian food always goes better in my imagination

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

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I think I could be a professional stupid person

They’re making predictions about the future based on past history

This is literally directly across the street from an elementary school.

Dressing up as an Assman for Halloween

I don’t think army people clap for things I wasn’t in the army but clapping doesn’t seem like the vibe

Taxman’s still working though huh

Extra paycheck this month thank fuck for that

Nutter Dame #LoadNutting

My god. “Watson said she saw agents dragging residents, including kids, out of the building without any clothes on and into U-Haul vans. Kids were separated from their mothers…’It was heartbreaking to watch…seeing kids coming out buck naked and taken from their mothers, it was horrible.’”

[at the bar] do yall want to witness some fucking Splendour?!? [everyone cheers with excitement]

Enjoy your remainder of your work week brother

I don’t get any kickbacks for any of this Splendour unveiling shit

New York friends! He's in Queens! #catsky

Enjoy your Thursday, brother.

totally normal human behavior

How bout a government shut up 😂

im just out in the garage working on my sucky buy

I don’t get any kickbacks for any of this Splendour unveiling shit

Nice approval rating dipshit

Few more hours brother enjoy your remainder of your workday

God forbid an Assman unveil some damn Splendour

Democrats’ penchant for taking no action has finally resulted in something happening

The 25th amendment that’ll save us

You can be mad at more than one thing at a time. And with enough practice, you can be mad at everything at the same time

I need to find a different gym

Enjoy your meal, brother.

The new PT test includes a 100 mile drive after 10 shots of tequila. Only the strong can survive

KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.

Ass-man strengths and endurance too🎶 See what the fucking Splendour can do for you. 🎶 #SongOfTheAssman

Enjoy your Tuesday, brother.

Explosive assman energy

You can be mad at more than one thing at a time. And with enough practice, you can be mad at everything at the same time

Explosive assman energy

Enjoy an afternoon run brother

Assman theory

Calling in sick due to excessive Splendour

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

Enjoy your Monday, brother.

Summer has been defeated

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘴𝘴𝘮𝘦𝘯. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘳.

Assman sympathizers

God I feel horrible

You guys remember when that guy shot that guy

Assman sympathizers