mr splendour
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I stand by my posts. My posts come from inside my head, and whatās inside my head was put there by god. And if god put it there, it must be good.
11 months ago
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Theyāre named caramelized onions after their inventor, Carmelo Anthony
about 5 hours ago
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
about 21 hours ago
remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes
add a skeleton here at some point
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Donāt forget to leave a pack of smokes out for Jesus tonight
2 days ago
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Pizza Las Vegas
2 days ago
Christmas time, the third most famous of times, right after Miller and Hammer.
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The āAssman of our timesā
4 days ago
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Do you guys wanna join my cabal
3 days ago
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Nice contrapunctus bro
3 days ago
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Enjoy a small fee brother
3 days ago
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Love to pig out
3 days ago
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The āAssman of our timesā
4 days ago
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Iām just now learning about parsnips
5 days ago
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Parsnips in your area
5 days ago
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Iām going to unveil the Splendour
5 days ago
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Do you guys wanna join my satanic death cult?
9 days ago
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Guy idea: strange little man
7 days ago
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Enjoy your lean hog brother
6 days ago
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Guy idea: strange little man
7 days ago
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I love to line my pockets
8 days ago
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āļø Burton Sleigh Bell āļø
over 2 years ago
have you spent your orbs of splendour today brother?
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Oh god dude
8 days ago
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Do you guys wanna join my satanic death cult?
9 days ago
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Pure hell brother
9 days ago
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I think every bowl should have a a big handle like a mug has
#InnovatorMindset
10 days ago
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Iāve got so much fuckig Splendour
10 days ago
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#AssmanJamz
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10 days ago
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Enjoy your red baron mini deep dish microwave pizza brother
10 days ago
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Enjoy your Tuesday, brother.
10 days ago
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Things we do for the Splendourā¦ goddamn
11 days ago
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my Splendour gland donāt lie
12 days ago
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Hoe-made ramen would fix me
12 days ago
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Enjoy your languishing brother
12 days ago
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I am low-Splendour
12 days ago
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I think Iām gonna make ramen every night this week. I canāt make myself do slop prep today
12 days ago
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Arsemen
12 days ago
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Oh god
12 days ago
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Not that much time has passed
13 days ago
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This Startup wants to unveil your Splendour for you
13 days ago
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āļø Burton Sleigh Bell āļø
over 2 years ago
thanks brother. a wise man once said you gotta listen to your splendour gland
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Too cold to do anything this blows
13 days ago
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āļø Burton Sleigh Bell āļø
13 days ago
the high viz assman
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Miss we with that low-Splendour sauce
13 days ago
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Itās called a metronome because itās typically found in densely populated areas
13 days ago
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I would kick ass at being a lame duck president
13 days ago
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I think you should get a tax break for unveiling the Splendour
13 days ago
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onion person
13 days ago
online gambling is essentially legal and open money fixing and laundering at this point
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Enjoy your bonbon brother
13 days ago
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What if there was a bird that could run real fast
13 days ago
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Fuck cars. Expensive little antisocial death pods
13 days ago
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Nice geopolitical landscape dumbass
13 days ago
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Shit sucks
13 days ago
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