Pizza tree

Missourah

Picture yourself unveiling the Splendour

Ascension of the #Assman

Manifesting the Splendour

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

This guy is insufferable

How wrong they are. Real dedication to the Assman cause takes decades of commitment and discipline.

As an elder of the Assman community I reckon I can safely say on behalf of the Assman community that all Assmen oppose the USA's aggression in Iran and the evil zionist invasion of Lebanon. #AssmenUnite #AssmanStrong

Girlfriend broke up w me because “assmen are a dime a dozen”

Assman’s Trick

Pizza money is a whole vibe

Most people refuse to listen to the wisdom of the Assmen

This is about to be the biggest pump and dump of all time

If you guys vote me in to politics I’m going to make more amendments

Most people refuse to listen to the wisdom of the Assmen

Pizza money is a whole vibe

A Splendour is a terrible thing to waste

Local assman out to lunch

Spiritually ima assman

Enjoy your forgone conclusions brother

Enjoy your Tuesday, brother.

Can’t wait to do some eating

Pizza Money

Imagining someone making a pilgrimage to these like stations of the cross

I love acting like a pathetic dipshit sometimes

Dudeo Christian and it’s just for th fellas

Kang of roo

Imagining someone making a pilgrimage to these like stations of the cross

Rise, young assman.

Piping hot Splendour

Defend our Assmen

I’ve been left to my own devices

Assman shittin in the dead of night

Enjoy your micro experiences brother

Enjoy your true facts brother

Might fuck around and unveil my Splendour

Alright assman time to get your confidence up

Assman shittin in the dead of night

Heard a guy shittin’ sounded like a dolphin 🐬

I get to sleep in tomorrow

They’re observing my behaviours

Mythical splendours of the #Assman

Ass mysticism

booty miracle

Man it is pretty wild that prediction markets are a substantial part of the economy now

Your Splendour is valuable, remember young assman