Steady the squirrel
@steadysquirrel.bsky.social
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im steady the squirrel
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Flop = financially successful, critically acclaimed, and highly popular video game that I didn’t like
about 5 hours ago
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White boys love to add an ‘n’ to the word “turret”
about 7 hours ago
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Scrat🔞
about 22 hours ago
we are... 300 DAYS LEFT!!!!🤩 'ICE AGE: BOILING POINT' hits theaters February 5th, 2027!!!
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Many men believe they could “counter-mug” a mugger
about 23 hours ago
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FACT: The ancestor of all Dutch people was a human-alien hybrid assembled in the hypervats of Nova Gorlax IX
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about 23 hours ago
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serial experiments lynn
about 24 hours ago
every 30 seconds on comms
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The bad thing about being hard-of-hearing is that you can’t hear very well. Other than that it’s fine.
3 days ago
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Happy 6th anniversary of the launch of Quibi
5 days ago
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I need to marry an ENT so I have someone on paw to fix all my ear problems Me, for the 4th time that year: “Hey, honey, can you clean out my earwax with the machine again?” Her, alt-tabbing from divorce paperwork: “Okay.”
6 days ago
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I’m Steady Squirrel
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6 days ago
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Hoppy Easter, everybunny 🐰🥚
6 days ago
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Jeff VanderMeer
3 months ago
I regret to inform you that
@sallyfisherprice.bsky.social
and I sought Nutty Narrows Squirrel Bridge in Longview, Washington, but all that remains is this statue in honor of hero Steady Teddy, a local self-employed squirrel who in 1889 saved a child by leaping upon a poisoned cashew & devouring it.
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Bazinga
7 days ago
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Guys I need to go to sleep
8 days ago
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A Jeopardy! episode in which all the categories are normal but the clues and responses are personal and invasive. “Who’s m- my…dad?” “Where is…my husband’s grave?” “What’s my bipolar diagnosis?”
8 days ago
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It’s important to have that va-va-voom
8 days ago
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How am I allergic to pollen?! I’m supposed to live in trees!
8 days ago
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You have failed in your duty as subreddit moderator.
8 days ago
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Bro I was legit sad over Johnathan the Tortoise supposedly dying. Thank goodness it was an April Fool’s Day prank by an annoying crypto scammer
10 days ago
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Good luck, astronauts! Have fun!
10 days ago
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josh 🐦
11 days ago
i’m looking to bring feudalism and more tribalism to bluesky
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Eulogy excerpt: …and she hated to laugh. She’d punch herself whenever she started. Just disgusted by the whole ordeal.
11 days ago
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Eventually some people will be nostalgic for the cadence and style of ChatGPT output
12 days ago
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Let’s be honest, Netflix original movies are fourth-screen content, not second
13 days ago
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Any other leftists want to challenge me on this notion? I'm quite hungry to humiliate you, and demonstrate to all the world's wary inhabitants what a worthless troll you are.
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16 days ago
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You have a bridge to sell me? Great, I love buying bridges
17 days ago
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the Statue of Liberty disappear
17 days ago
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You’re a coward if you’re not driving 80mph in heavy fog and high winds
18 days ago
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‘Groupchat’ will eventually replace the word ‘group’
18 days ago
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴
19 days ago
future archaeologists referring to us as the Blue LED Culture
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Jackalopes are real btw
19 days ago
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19 days ago
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The Little Placebo That Could
19 days ago
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“Nutrition” is a myth created by Big Food to sell more food
21 days ago
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Burglarizing the Tubbytronic Superdome
21 days ago
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I finally hit 500, which used to be the max. Now it goes up to 1,000!
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23 days ago
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The taxi dancer likes me, bro! I swear!
25 days ago
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Happy birthday to all Irish people
25 days ago
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Sir Michael
25 days ago
If you were transported back in time, how would you find out what year you're in? Here are the 3 main methods
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Using the nearby intersection Pro: it’s a quick light Con: it’s quick light
25 days ago
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“Hey, ya’ll!” (sic)
25 days ago
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Oh nooooo I’m not wearing green! Ahhhh!
25 days ago
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Jeopardy!
about 1 month ago
🔉 SOUND ON 🔉 Sam Buttrey and his tiny mic are taking on this year's
#CelebrityJeopardy
! All-Stars 🤩 Don't miss the premiere on ABC March 13.
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Just learned about the animated Firefly series and Dune: Part Three! I’m a happy squirrel.
26 days ago
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Amy Ash
about 2 months ago
it’s beautiful to think One Battle inspired a whole new generation to read Thomas Pynchon’s wikipedia page
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fagdoka magicum
27 days ago
we shouldn't have to go to work tomorrow now
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The 98th Academy Awards ceremony is tonight but I’m focused on the movies from the 10th.
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27 days ago
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Hey, man, can I borrow your Cybertruck? I need to traverse at least 100 meters of water.
28 days ago
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spimsley pete
29 days ago
can someone who’s good at confirming help out with this?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
29 days ago
in a novel turn, some people on bluesky think both gambling AND sports should be banned
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