The one homie who is unto himself

Two arms, two legs, one head... the "Classic Physique"

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Cute gay postman ran up the stairs to bring me my package. This city is afraid of me

The concept for Geometry Wars is terrifying. I can't countenance the idea that shapes don't live in perfect harmony with one another

I'm the guy who "performs" inconsequential pop culture opinions. It's not clear why I do it but everyone agrees I'm a real stinker

lmao Nolan gave Agamemnon (or Menelaus?) a Batman helmet

My feeling is that “'tis the season” at any given point of the year

Meditating RoboCop performs body scan in nanoseconds

One information about myself I'll let slip is that I'm probably a rough whatever my age is

This website is really good for one of my fave genre of posts, 'single-minded fetishist pays sober tribute to victims of recent tragedy'

It's so great how there's no way, sycophantic though you might be, of making tech tycoons look cool

Next year I'm going to Betelgeuse to get more wilfully obtuse

Every time I read "shaved onions" in a recipe I think about that one minigame in Rhythm Heaven where you pluck hairs from various moustachioed vegetables

I think a lot of people who are into delayed gratification are cheating by getting gratification from the delay

Sight and Smell Poll

Great question! From the information I could find online, it's unlikely that Mr. T (né Laurence Tureaud) actually ate your testicles, but I can't discount the possibility.

Mill? Check. Grist? ... fuck!!!

(quickly minimising browser window) Uh, yeah, doing some research

Why is Soylent People green?

The Largest Erogenous Zone is growing at an exponential rate. All expeditions that have tried to chart its depths have been lost. May God have mercy on all of us

Please unwrap my behaviours and tastes into an unreadably noisy cloud of points

Haven't heard anyone interrogate their priors in years. Probably for the best

I find it pretty funny how much less often cluster C personality disorders come up in popular conversation as opposed to A and B. I guess being just kinda neurotic and sad doesn't carry much dangerous allure

I wish the revolutionary 10-day week and 10-hour day had stuck and I could be like, Sorry, I don't know how long anything lasts. I'm from the fucked up country

Inescapable ad campaign in the metro is strongly reminding me of the SA user with an avi that said "Carl on Duty: Black Cops"

A lot of the benefit of resistance training as a preventive intervention is becoming big-boned. And I think that's beautiful

The locals call this mushroom the Dead Moron's Trap. Apparently it's really delicious

Bird, bee, to their young: It's time for us to have the talk about the two humans fucking

Christmas is a Die Hard festivity. No, that's still irritating

WHat if there was a girl named Whiskey who worked laying brandy down

The horrible little turd who replaced Le Pen got covered in flour a few weeks back, and now an egg. Evolving towards a cake situation

(Drive Angry voice) Post Cranky

The Finitely Interesting Man

I'm reading a book by mid-19th-century astronomer Camille Flammarion and that guy fucking loved balloon rides

bayou billy real historical bayou billy bayou billy personal life bayou billy allegations

Universal Crossword editor who clued "Honda" as "Odyssey creator": you are now my mortal enemy

Thinking about Buster Crabbe (1908–1983), actor, Olympic swimmer, pool salesman

Karting is such sweet sorrow...

I say this with great affection but my social circle has to expand at some point beyond people who have been vocally writing their first novels for several years

Thoughtman's Think

I'm Overdressed! At A Funeral

"Hit dogs holler" — me, casting myself as the cool dude who hits dogs

In the great race for repulsively patronising terms I think the UK is still a couple laps ahead with "thinking man's crumpet"

This memory and a popular thread on the same topic a couple months back made me realise that before the advent of mass media you could live your whole life and see 2, maybe 3 really funny falls. No wonder vaudeville was such a sensation

Found a piece of information on a fossilised mid-2000s forum where a small community used to have amiable if very anodyne discussions and I got sad for Stupid Reasons

The word "deplatforming" always makes me think of that lady I saw at the airport the front of whose platform shoes got caught at the bottom of an escalator and who consequently ate shit in one of the most Buster Keaton ways I've seen irl

DDoS mitigator, mitigate thyself

I am singing "Cloudflare outage" to the following tune. Thank you for your attention www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXcj...

Mfw when I write a "combustive portrait of America"