Wemby, but without 8 TOs

A very-welcome decent game from Ron Dutch

A subset of people are probably open to LLM use because they’ve been hallucinating in LLM fashion their whole lives

Greg Dortch week is by far my favorite holiday tradition

Between Strange’s return and the Meyers acquisition, Parker Washington’s reign of terror will soon draw to an end

Please stop calling them ‘elites;’ they are merely capitalists, vacuous and grasping

I would like to take this opportunity to get on the record and apologize: I had complained about how every single thing at the grocery store now costs five dollars more than it used to, but I had not seen the latest data from DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report, which disproves that.

A great way to come to terms with the tush push is to say 'Go Birds' every time it is utilized

To say the Packers are 'down bad' is an insult to failed enterprises everywhere

The GB Packers: - have 50 rostered receivers, none of whom are good - their best receiver is the 2nd of 2 TEs they drafted in 2023, who is out ROS - their worst receiver is the first round-1 WR they’ve taken in 23 years, who is also inactive tonight

Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart. If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.

dems aren't folding in spite of their broad victories in the recent elections, they're folding because of them

Days Since the Democratic Party Last Collaborated with Fascists: 0

'Chuck Schumer' is a function, more than an individual, in the same way that 'Joe Manchin' and 'Hakeem Jeffries' are functions. If you manage to depose any one particular Chuck Schumer, two new Schumers will grow hydra-like from their seat.

when democrats want to stop something (single payer healthcare) they stop it. when they don't (fascist dictatorship) they don't

The Democrats will not save us. Though often characterized as well-meaning dunces, their impotence is a core feature, not a bug. They exist to render revolutionary energy inert; they are a failsafe. They have spent 50 years coauthoring this nation’s descent into fascism.

Begging every milquetoast, nominal progressive to put aside the fact that you really liked your high school civics class or whatever and reckon with the reality of our situation

If the Dems will cave on this there is no right of yours that they will not throw away if it means they can go on vacation. I hate them with my whole heart.

they noticed people were having hope in the democratic party again and needed to put a stop to that shit soon as

Are we sure Wentz can’t play next week

Targeting Zaccheaus is effectively a loss of down penalty

The Bills would be a very different team with even (1) semi-serious WR

J.J. “Not Good” McCarthy

Nothing like whining to generate the desired outcome

It brings me no pleasure to report that TreVeyon Henderson is never ‘happening’

Mario is Luigi’s Wario

You cannot redeem a place that fosters ideas like this

“I wish Brock Bowers will score 20ppg” *Monkey’s Paw curls*

The Broncos are likely the most fraudulent 7-2 team in recent memory

This might be the least watchable game of the season

Bo Nix Justin Herbert Pam from the Office same picture meme

Nature’s perfect animal: the cat. One may even live with you

Guy who is going to fall for a new Deebo Samuel: “I’m done falling for Deebo Samuels”

always funny when christian nationalists are like "this great nation, where greed is our sole virtue, is in danger of becoming ungodly"

One should never have to suffer the indignity of ‘networking’

AYO! The new #Tombpunk book, Shallow Graves, is currently live on KS & *I* wrote the titular adventure for it! 🌙🕷 Please do me a favor, and share this far & wide, in the hopes that its success will lead to more opportunities to write with/for other wonderful people's #TTRPG projects 🎲 #OSR

Cade is the Justin Herbert of point guards

Establishment Dems: “We just had a sweeping win proving people want us to fight for them and that we can beat the fascists.” Also Establishment Dems: “Quick, back to capitulating!” What an utterly spineless and embarrassing political party.

Thinking about this for no reason.

Critical reminder. We can and should celebrate Zohran’s particular win, but the Democratic Party is still aligned with capital and so can never be our future

D. Garland, Q (Toe) “Garland’s toe is fine and has been for at least a week, if not longer. That said, if Garland’s little piggy can’t go to market Wednesday, Friday will be his next chance to suit up. Irrespective of Garland’s status, Donovan Mitchell is shaping up to disappoint in both contests.”

Unbelievable that we ever had to hear from this guy, worse that we are still suffering so

The awe-inspiring power of simply not compromising with soulless monsters

Questionable in the NFL: Broke two ribs the week prior; 5% chance to play ten or fewer fruitless snaps; likely ruled out by Friday afternoon. Questionable in the NBA: Equally likely to sit with a cold or play 39 minutes and drop a career line; status updated three minutes after tip-off.

Republicans thought they had a permanent hold over young men. They didn't. Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

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