Matt berry 364 days a year:

sick of chris pratt and his bullshit politics but the man can paint

It is (with some irony) a bad faith argument. Mahomes is the best.

The goalie can use his hands !? How does anyone ever score !?

Shameless flopping on the world stage ! The beautiful game

World Cup audience erupts into “paddy the baddy” for some reason

I don’t get what the fuss is about. Not Nolan’s best that’s for sure

Best part of the odyssey was the will smith rap song during the credits that summarized the whole movie

a rowboat has to be the absolute worst getaway vehicle of all time.

Heart of the Beast looks awesome if you’re a fuckin moron

thank you for keeping me up to date on the fact people i don’t know on twitter hate what everyone else seems to agree is a great movie. it’s important to stay informed on this and everything else they don’t like

all of garden state, I guess

the busier I am at work the less capacity I have for whimsy 🥺

man has interesting dream, changes mind.

I tried to post this from the plane but the WiFi was shoddy . Anyway we all teamed up and threw this guy out the emergency exit 40k ft in the air and everyone cheered

wowww everyone dragging my ass for saying this guy looked cool, next they're gonna tell me this stud was bad too @dennycarter.bsky.social

Nolan discourse everywhere today obviously. Inception is my favorite movie, I cannot imagine disliking any aspect of it. It stayed in my imagination for 16 years. It made me feel every emotion. And it scared me (the time dilation of Limbo) in a way no scary movie ever has.

Dang they really got a category for everything

Forgot how good azure ray is oh my god

they’re not even airing this speech tonight on the networks and yet there will be people on this app who will seek it out and live post it for all of us who did not seek it out

This is Athena the calico. That is her brother, beans.

Theo Dyssey (2001)

Do not use sleeper for godsakes

anton chigurh: heads or tails. you must chose. me: is that a Prince Valiant cut? anton: yeah it used to have more volume me: you want to use something light on it, no silicone-heavy washes and of course... both of us (laughing): blow dry from the roots! me: alright heads anton: it's tails

Added Reaves, “everyone here thinks I’m Luka, I don’t know if it’s an ‘all look same’ kind of situation but I am making SO MUCH MONEY because of it.“

Ok ok ok ill say goodbye to the fucking fedex ship center

Everyone is remembering him for Jurassic Park but real Neill heads everywhere are saying liberate tutumet ex inferis. Rip dr weir, where we are going we don’t need eyes to see.

Lol UD has a message for Draymond

local h voice 🎵well ya just don't get it kids they say aesthetic

devastated to learn that my dear colleague, MISTER BAD, has died. While I never agreed with the BAD THINGS, we used to enjoy a good chuckle. hope no one things that I am ALSO BAD for this, haha, send tweet!!

It is not clear what move Conor mcgregor was trying to do

sauerkraut and spicy brown mustard what can I say, i'm just a nooooo yawk kinda guy EYYYYYYY!

Hahahaha there’s gonna have to be a pic of trump and shohei and he’s gonna be doing like the number one pose and trump will have a thumbs up and it’s gonna be SOOOOO BADDDDD and lmao my padres will never have to worry about this 🫡🫡🫡🫡

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr7g... this shit will make you run through a wall

you might be thinking of scrolling past this one, I promise you, do not. volume up !!

This show !!! I cannot

I am watching true blood and it is the funniest show of all time

you might be thinking of scrolling past this one, I promise you, do not. volume up !!

I am watching true blood and it is the funniest show of all time

Manny Machado just injured himself swinging and I don’t think I ever seen that

mike d: well i'm mike d but you can call me every beastie boy: LUCKY! mike d: just spoke to the senator from every beastie boy: KENTUCKY! ad-rock: talked for twenty minutes about every beastie boy: UKRAINE! mca: and the unfolding situation up in every beastie boy: MAINE!

I have to get this out while the man yet lives - and with all due respect- there is only one "sweet mitch" and he threw 6 tds in a single game, all on the right side of the field.

No word yet on Mitch McConnell’s health yet this unknown masked luchador from Kentucky keeps showing up in the senate to take deciding votes

the man is addicted to blurbing and i am addicted to reading them. read this one and feel sentiment for a team you've never thought twice about, then read the NY Giants and laugh your butt off.

I wrote about the lads

There should be an opening on the top of the net the size of a basketball hoop and you should be able to kick it through that hole and it should be worth 2 pts

How do soccer players know what the play is or what formation to be in without the benefit of huddles or any opportunity to collaborate at all

If I was the goalie I would stay in front of the goal but I am recent to the beautiful game

The Sheep Detectives is so far my 2026 movie of the year - a stunning, charming surprise. I suspect Paddington fans will love this. Sweet and sincere and a solid mystery at its core. Moments of genuine gut-busting laughter as well.

Could swear I called him Clam Platner “on account of he’s a hidden gem”, disappointed the also relieved I don’t have any messes to clean up today