Star Wars has gone from Rogue One to Grog’ Fun!

I’ve watched this 500x

Wide Left is Leaving Substack for Beehiiv! wideleft.football/p/we-re-leav...

I won

King of nyc forever 🫡🫡🫡🤧🤧🤧

Ha ha ha ha ha ha !

If you think of the president as a pro wrestler honestly it all makes perfect sense

Honestly congrats to Jameis for going 8 minutes with no rapes

Posting from my new office

insane to be awake and posting at 6:59am. I bet even the east coasters are still sleeping peacefully right now. feels like "I am legend" - haven't heard another human voice in ages

Does the sg stand for “some guy” ?

Flaming Hydra is one of the truly great, special things on the internet. Here's an entry I loved from a couple weeks ago flaminghydra.com/issue-570/

Men, show us your cats. I mean it. Please, show me your cats. Post them kitties in the replies.

The featured photo for this article should be Caruso riding on Chet’s shoulders

ever since I announced my Knicks fandom they are undefeated 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 you're welcome!! bing bong!!

shai about to toss his boy in the air and then fall down immediately

Felt cute might delete later

Man- it’s unfair that he’s got all those gifts and also is the most likable guy in the league too. I’m not ready for the dynasty ! It’s just too soon

@coolhtowngirl.blacksky.app, not saying, but ... I'm not asking no questions, and I'm bringing bail money

Still LeBron but better than Jordan for sure

It’s just you and me again “iron” Mike ficus

(To the tune of “New York Kiss” by Spoon) 🎶 … and your New York Knicks I knew your New York Knicks

Obviously @maddox.xmission.com, but I'm not gonna talk about him like he's not here.

it must be so surprising to get pranked.... you're thinking, Well i guess my friends must've all independently decided to behave strangely towards me for no reason... then BOOM. turns out it was in service of a prank

Right on time nba bsky account !!!

Turns out the champions are pretty good!

Okc may beat every team they face but they don’t have an answer for me rooting for the Knicks !

This is not the score right ? I’m on an airplane but still I think the nba acct is a bit behind

We’re so spoiled being able to constantly gawk and laugh at freaks online. In ancient times, the funniest thing anyone had ever seen would be like, a man had a worse behaved horse than most others. The king’s wife and mistress both reached for an onion at almost the same time.

The roadrunner was based on this specific extremely slow owl who just walks down the road on his big beefy feet lmao

Normal person: “walkable cities ! Cars are wasteful ! Etc” (STANGMAN blows by, top down, big ass scarf a hundred yards long whipping around looking like the tail of a fuckin comet, air stinking of gas and exhaust and burnt rubber) 🏎️💨 Same person: “Oh fuck he is the exception, Godspeed STANGMAN!”

Noooooooo not my sweet boy nooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

To the tune of “my Sharona” 🎶 my my my mike shinoda🎶

@bransonreese.bsky.social man. Look at how far you’ve come. Gorgeous

I was at a Knicks bar for game 1. Don’t remember much but woke up with a black and blue right hand from high fiving so hard and so often. Not at the bar tonight and it’s impossible to say whether my fandom has impacted the score at all

Triceratops’ growth will decide if dinosaurs can prevent asteroid’s reign of terror

This is the lakerest (and therefore most preposterous) headline I’ve ever read

see what you fkin did @bransonreese.bsky.social . made everyone too horny and weird and here we are, real life conserquences (that typo just made me lol for real so it stays)

I feel this deep in my bones

“Will you marry me, Absolutely?” “Oh, Noah Noah!” “Damn ok maybe next time” “Yes, Noah Noah!” “Which the fuck is it Absolutely?!”

insane to get an email from @rotoviz.com called "tight end honey holes" and it didn't go to spam

Patently unfair - no wonder SA won, they had like 15 wembies on the court same time. And not an okc defender to be seen ?? Sloppy !

You’re welcome

No one with any sense wants the Wemby dynasty to start yet and we are all sick of SGA’s agonizing brand of basketball. The people are clamoring for the knicks ! BING BONG ! it is the only way

A man seeks his own destiny and no other. Any man who could discover his own fate and elect therefore some opposite course could only come at last to that selfsame reckoning at the same appointed time.

Shaved my face in a 4am stupor this morning and missed about half of it, developed trichotillomania on the first flight and just now shaved my face in disgrace with a disposable single blader in the Dallas airport men’s room. On to New York

stick around for the punchline lol

When I tell the group “Looks like we got here at the right time”