“Ain’t shit funny”

this one is my favorite, a real solis original

These are gonna get companies sued and people divorced. This card is more workplace dangerous than a gun

Kendrick+Bad Bunny+ Weird Al hanging from the ceiling like 50 Cent halftime show would heal the world

utter nonsese from doc as he is famously not a guessing man! His autobiography is called "the man who never guessed" by doc rivers

Not a sitcom, but I never felt any actual physical chemistry between Saul and Kim. I don’t really see either of them as sexual entities actually. In terms of their relationship, I love them, they’re brilliant, but no chemistry

I’m back on my fish tank shit and look at these damn sweet potatoes !!! Nature’s filter and lookin real good to boot

what else can I say about saward? he takes these hard, ugly, brutal characters and shines a light on them that makes them relatable, and even beautiful

Joey Porter talking shit on Sex Pest Ben Roethlisberger? I am seated yes yes

Cam Thomas had 3 of these in row just sayin

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I read the caption and was genuinely expecting a parkour move

Remember when Isiah Stewart ran the gauntlet for a chance to fight LeBron - guy is completely crazy

@pablo.show @minakimes.bsky.social ey did you guys know Jason Meyer is Filipino !? 🇵🇭

Behold: IRA DEI, the WRATH OF GOD! You who would doubt my power ( @dennycarter.bsky.social ) - LO! The pale horse ! And his name that sat upon him is DEATH!

National championship game was better

pretty bold to assume these two teams will play each other at all, let alone twice

Impossibly the first and only td of the game is a dagger, Seahawks lead insurmountable

Darnold daring NE to intercept him

Holy autotune - coward !!!

Is Rickea Jackson okay?

Rickea 🫶 #WNBA #Unrivaled

This whole time I thought mayor bass was a French house music duo 😔

All those who doubt @solisreport.com’s everlasting curse on the Chargers: repent and bear witness.

I’m bergan dergan of dergan and dergan

Can’t wait to see the Lakers add this crossover to their attack

Ja belongs in Memphis - I want so badly for things to work out there. At least we’ve bought some time

laser Luke kennard the left hand of god

i don't know how julie le is being received, genuinely don't know the tenor - but this entire performance was completely shameful. She took the damn job this year. She knows exactly what ICE is about. this humiliating mental breakdown doesn't help either side and just makes her look unprofessional

I just got out of a year long coma so this whole post is completely insane to me

dril is back but I am leaving my Disney plus and espn plus cancelled anyway

New Joyce manor is basically fine. Like grey guitar, title track, and falling into it. Whole album is 19 minutes and no skips, which, I mean it’s 19 mins

man thats bryce young

i'd defend kilmer but my hypocrisy only goes so far

This is crazy, I don’t know how to process this. If Ja left the plan was always to build around JJJ. This is why we were “ok” (but not really) trading Desmond bane. Happy to have Slowmo back but I really don’t understand this

In the course of American history, the kids have always been right.

I remember but I’m gonna remember better. I keep accidentally cancelling Alan Moore because I think he’s Neil gaiman

hear me out - he's vaguely like curt cignetti here - basically showing the public you can absolutely have a plan and just start hammering away immediately

You’ll never guess which one is the pervert ! (Clearly BB tho)

Wasn’t speedy Mormon puka’s nickname at byu?

Remember, this is all tactical, this is all timed extremely purposefully. Don’t fall for it. Do NOT let the Epstein stuff distract you from how bad the Melania movie is.

This whole time I thought it was “Brad bunny”. Gotta be a country singer I thought

The Brooklyn way is definitely getting your wig punched clean off and then coming back to win the fight

Unless this dude just loves flareon what a fuckin dork

"detonates" legit so funny - dude taller than god gently drops it into the net like you or me setting a cup onto a coaster

epstein, ICE, Greenland, suing the IRS, FBI personal gestapo, etc etc etc etc etc. That's just this week basically. If you only do the most heinous and comically villainous shit no one can focus on any single aspect of it for more than 2 seconds.

alright fellow dogs, we finally caught the car. now what

This is especially fucked up for anyone who already named their Pomeranian husky mix “Noam Pomsky”

I love you too LeBron !