My guy was clearly chained up as part of an intervention and he still can’t get rid of the itch

Not always easy to tell due to the sound mix but if even the tv professionals are thrown off their game you know the boos are loud as hell

Honestly can you imagine if the US team beat Belgium played this Spain team, we would have had negative shots somehow

I don’t know what the corner pole did to deserve that but it must have been something bad

I think when you make the opposing player do a full John Elway it’s gonna be a red card

Can’t say I was prepared for a Gustavo Dudamel and Muppets matchup

Don’t Look Back In Anger is probably a much more fun song to sing in a drunken stadium than Wonderwall. Maybe next World Cup

Raul Labrador is an absolute bottom feeder, taking a victory lap over a law that drove a young girl to suicide

Aliens does a thing that I think CGI has ruined in most movies today, which is to make the climax of the story match up with the climax of the film’s technological innovations. The Queen Alien is such an insane visual and I love when movies used to save that kind of thing until the end.

I watched the movie Lost in Space as a child and as my dad and I walked out after, a guy behind me said “danger, danger Will Robinson…shitty movie!” and I think about that a lot

*calling the ex who left me on the worst possible terms* Please tell them I only shoot people in the good way

Surely fans from all over the world won’t also boo him right

Jerry Blu-ray

I can’t explain why, and it’s not even a comment on their quality as filmmakers, but I sometimes hit a mental carrying capacity with certain directors where I stop watching their movies simply because the texture of the films become too familiar to me. Wes Anderson is one. Nolan is another.

Just saw the take that somehow not sending weapons to Israel is a collective punishment war crime and I think we can turn off the lights now, we all need to stop having takes. they’re simply not needed if this can happen

I do not care for the cat in this. It is a horror to observe.

Expected sure, but it is a drag that despite how exciting this World Cup has been we ended with a final four that is basically chalk

Lindsay Graham is gonna be so confused when he ends up in hell and they tell him being gay had nothing to do with it

I bet the issue that couldn’t seal the deal with Mitch McConnell is feeling pretty embarrassed right now

Clearly untrue but also ma’am your husband is Vince McMahon

Mitch McConnell is still alive, he’s just trying to figure out the lament configuration. It’s been taking him a while. We’re trying to help but he keeps shooing us away. He apparently wants to meet the cenobite gash by himself

Mitch McConnell just won the jellicle ball and now he gets to ride that hot air balloon up into the sky

Just because people are talking about Death of Stalin again, I want to just say how much I loved this guy’s performance. All-time weasel.

No word yet on Mitch McConnell’s health yet this unknown masked luchador from Kentucky keeps showing up in the senate to take deciding votes

Look he might be right that this job is safe from AI but it’s not safe from the rest of us

President gets involved and suddenly professional ball kickers can’t kick the ball, new frontiers in harshing the vibe

Well at least we’re giving up some embarrassing goals, that’s always fun

Eventually every US team in the World Cup leads to a situation where I update my cheering priors from “score more goals than the other team” to “have more shots on goal than the other team has scores”

Very much one of those things where not confirming it gives the answer

These guys are always like, check out this false flag which I fully support the aims of

Alright for the first World Cup game we get to determine which is the better movie: Casablanca or Strange Brew

Woody Harrelson’s character from Kingpin except for both hands

What an insane kick

Oh if that’s enough to do it, I should have just traded for Jaylen Brown myself

Um, hey guys

Nuggets are in such a weird position right now. They’re not really able to do anything, should probably do something, and have done seemingly nothing.

That’s exactly I put mine up. Gotta stick it to the Nicene Creed I said to my wife, no matter what the Council of Constantinople wants

“A biological man can’t become a woman”. Sure they can, I see it happen all the time. Another one did it just now. Weird how you keep saying they can’t and yet they just keep doing it.

His local pickle ball court is about to get a bit more racist

Every SCOTUS ruling is like, the constitution might say one thing but depending on the circumstance 3-6 of us simply don’t know how to read.

I’m literally watching the game which you’d think would circumvent this issue, but nope, when I see DR Congo in writing my brain still goes “Doctor Congo”

Forever tying Talarico’s name to delicious free food, masterful stuff

Sir and or ma’am what the fuck are you talking about

Go Knicks

Look, no regular person ever looks good in a sports jersey. But Ted Cruz is no regular person, and he looks even worse

All that money and yet he still can’t hire someone to follow him around and yell “you’re in your 50s” at him over and over

It’s incredibly important we defend the structural integrity of this party because how else are they going to break their own record and lose to Donald Trump three times

Messi is short and goofy looking which feels more democratic to me somehow

Baseball is the funniest sport to act this petulantly at. 161 games of the year are god and country but we’re going to pull out all the stops and throw the full weight of congress at mlb until it’s 162