This description of the play is basically accurate but doesn't understand that all that stuff they're mad about is good as hell

I think there should be a yearly fox boomer stipend where every old person is given a free trip to the closest city. They can get a nice tour of the downtown area, be shown how there aren't any burnt down buildings, have some ice cream, make a whole trip of it. I'd pay more taxes for that.

Look, there are always surprise guests at the halftime show so I don't think we should count Lee Greenwood out just yet

(nodding sagely) Gomen and Tikel Gomen is walking the angel's path

Pretty wild that you can be right-wing and get SCOTUS to listen to you sympathetically if you just make up a fake situation where you don't get to discriminate against someone so long as you go "but I wanna"

Just rolled credits on Silksong. Not sure how to word this, but the difficulty is infuriating at points but absolutely in thematic unity with what the game is doing. And now that I can see the full picture, it really is a complete artistic statement.

Look, he's been a great humanitarian recently but sometimes Dr. Acula backslides

The new Geese joint is a real "these guys had *this* in them??" album

If you're not shaken out of an AI-induced nostalgic stupor the moment you see a Walmart lobster tank than you are already lost to this world

Saudi Arabia hired me because they like how I question authority

When the Lakers run the worst inbound play you've ever seen this season, you'll know this is why

They're irredeemable no matter what they do at this point but I'm still surprised how comfortable these guys are with straight up attacking women, even with cameras on them

In the sense that he's always jumping out of the way before penetration?

This dingus got herself stuck under the couch three separate times today

I love how every day the supreme court issues a ruling that trump is the constitution's awaited philosopher king, he goes on tv to declare that band-aids are banned for 12-year-olds because they imbalance the humors

Excellent explication sir

If you were to give an award for the person least likely to have any clue who Charlie Kirk was, it would be Bob Dylan in a landslide

I'm not so unknowledgeable that this disabuses me of any notions of how the world works, but every once and while I truly can't believe we gave this whiny dumb old man the keys to the most powerful position in the world twice.

Executive-in-Chief making laws based off the "skipping lunch" doctrine

Just got back from watching Pan's Labrynth which is, at least in regards to what happens to fascists, a joyful romp

Republicans in this country are simply the toughest babies around. Flexing their biceps while filling their diapers to the brim.

Gotta say, I'm genuinely surprised at the sheer number of industries that bent the knee in hopes of making a few more ducats from the king

hell yeah, I love scorpions, I'll never stop giving them back rides across this river

The reaction to the shooting is so much more insane than I was prepared for. I feel like I'm disassociating.

The sign of true leadership is being a dick to members of your own party who wonder why you're not endorsing members of your own party

Once again everything looking like a nail to the dumbest hammer out there

The man dedicated his life to furthering the Trump political project for the past decade or so and the thanks he gets is the president being distracted by all the cool big trucks he'll get to see

Can't say it feels great to be in the "for the lulz" era of lone gunmen

We don't have to be this dumb about this whole thing.

That's pretty weird guys

I dunno man, sometimes the world you work to create is the world you have to live and die in

Deeply unimportant at this point but his signature really is utter dogshit. Very aesthetically unappealing. It's a child's impression of a signature. Horrible to look at.

It looks like the grossest Shel Silverstein poem ever written

Silksong good

It's "my body is ready" hours in the Bowman household

Ted Cruz feels comfortable making fun of someone else's looks because he knows if the other person attempted to return the insult they would be overcome with choice paralysis and lock up

Honestly not sure how to solve this problem other than to make sure someone is yelling at Dem leadership everywhere they go

Everyday the Dems see the red dot icon on their phone that indicates the need for a system update and refuse to ever restart the thing

I'm sure parents feel incredibly comfortable as this man stares at their kids unblinkingly, his face turning into a shade of wet leather. He reaches out to touch their head. "I want to free you from your burden" he says with his voice of a Lego caught in a vacuum cleaner

It's wild to go back and read Travis Kelce's old draft scouting reports and see how no one thought he'd eventually marry Taylor Swift

Perhaps more effort could have gone into this particular cover-up

Studying every Denver Nuggets logo change like a letter from the Zodiac killer, trying to pinpoint the exact moment when wokeness occurred. Was it at the rainbow in 1982 or maybe it was with the prospector jumping around in hot pants

This is one of those rare moments where standing up morally can also reap political benefits and it really shouldn't be left to creeps like Newsom to take advantage of this.

A fairly consistent trend of thought from these people is that they shouldn't be made to feel uncomfortable and if they ever do, it's something to be solved politically

I desperately want to know who has told him he's not doing well

It's an inexact taxonomy, but a not insignificant amount of creatures on this blue earth are blessed with Muppet Energy

I confess I don't know for certain what Justin Bieber looks like anymore, but I also feel pretty confident I would be able to identify him as "not that"

Have to say it's not a great sign when literally the second health problem you cite in your "it can't be starving if you're already sick" article is often caused by nutritional deficiency

I used to think these guys were pathetic but then I saw this video where 20 of them get together to arrest Jersey Mike in the dead of night and learned just how wrong I was.

Howard Ratner nervously pacing the interior of the dugout, calculating which relief pitcher he can call in that will have the highest likelihood of giving up enough runs to let the other team cover the spread