Me when this administration is at it again.

Be a tiny nation and miracle up a top 2 and a top 20 player in the world. It’s so simple that anyone can do it!

Youth sports under age 12 should be offered as a public service by local governments. A lot of parents just want to offer their kids a low-stakes opportunity to make friends, build character and get active.

Oh my god. This idea rules. Imagine how hard every state would go to outdo their rivals. I’m instantly obsessed with this idea.

Post from the bad site that does a good job explaining a big part of why US player dev is broken. Clubs have some really wack incentives

This is a perfect summary

lightning I've never asked very much from you but tonight I have a few favors to ask

The whole VAR conversation should end at “work to do a better job of it”. You can’t put the genie back in the bottle and it’s really silly to argue like we should. Let’s argue about how to improve it.

People confuse transaction as entertainment with transactional quality. It’s not FUN that Arsenal haven’t done their transfers, but it’s totally immaterial to whether the business is good.

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

Gio Reyna is America’s victory vape

YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT IT BABY

In the context of all the other shit that has gone down, that’s an insane red card

This is the best the USMNT have ever looked and I don’t think it’s close

That was 100% a takeout

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

I’m absolutely bamboozled by this Jaylen Brown trade. They got zero capacity to acquire a second star with this trade. If I’m any team with assets I’m calling about Tatum right now.

My son has made this request every day since he was 3 and he’s now 9.

Just checked and Jalen Duren’s agent has only two basketball clients and they’re both restricted free agents this year. There’s a real chance he doesn’t know how this works.

People at this lake are not ready for the screaming that I’m going to do if Japan pulls this off

seattle put its best foot forward for the world cup but it’s honestly not that much different from normal. it’s a great city with a lot of cool things to experience all over. the people that live here that trash talk it all the time are just missing out and it’s their loss

Building analytical models is really hard! One of the best ways to check if your model is working correctly is to check exactly these kinds of results and if your model says something totally at odds with reality then you should probably go back to the drawing board.

Please god let that Pistons pick be secretly on behalf of the Bucks.

Tell me five random things that you love (not people/pets). -when you fall in love with a song 15 seconds in -the roar of the crowd when a big play is maybe about to happen - when you hit the zone on a long swim -staying up late to finish a book (when its a mistake) - cooking for 100 people

Crikey! Dos a cero, mate!

Tale of two halves with second balls. US dominated the first half and Aussies have slowly taken control of every second ball.

This second half looks much like traditional USMNT bullshit

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Also you need a Carragher midpoint. It’s weird to have two absolute icons and some clown. You need a solid, but not amazing player, to bridge the gap and provide some blending.

I would add that “you are better if you have more good players” is a solid takeaway from the Knicks. It’s easy to get wrapped up in optionally and searching for home run upgrades, but if you keep getting good players then you set yourself up to get lucky.

The main problem with America is that the worst of us are the loudest and most powerful. Kind of always had been the main problem.

Me listening to English commenters during and Arsenal game:

Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million

Important advice as we head into summer

I was so damn close. I don’t know that I’ll ever get 38-0 but I’d settle for an invincible

This app has dramatically improved my life. I cannot recommend it enough. Especially because you can also turn off betting information!

That's football. Shit happens. Gabriel? The best player tonight. This said, whoever is rejoicing in the success of a club built on the money of a dictatorship holding together through the systematic exploitation of 90% of its population should take some time to reflect on their world view. Bisous!

I bet if Timber was healthy they’d have gone Califiori but you probably need to shift the defense a little to help protect Mosquera. I don’t like it but I get it

A YouTube video that is still the perfect answer to the question: “why are people so into sports?”

The new lottery is probably going to get some team to tank out of the playin win by pulling a Mark Madsen, but that’s much easier to spot and punish AND it’s a dramatic improvement over the roster wide nonsense we are seeing now.

The last time the Knicks made the NBA Finals, Bill Belichick's girlfriend was still two years away from being born.

Part of why the league needs to figure out a way to address flopping is that it makes the game far too difficult to referee. I don’t know if it’s retroactive punishment or what, but the more I watch the more I think refs are in an untenable position right now.

Ive found a lot of terrific arsenal content the last couple days but this had me ready to run through a hundred walls www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chnk...

TROPHY GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

CHAMPIONS OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE

Screaming this and running around my Seattle neighborhood until someone calls the cops youtu.be/GaOgBoZT92Y?...

Wemby hates Chet the way anime characters hate people.