Tomb Ziller
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I write a daily NBA newsletter. teamziller.com
Wrote about PHEEther. Napheesa Collier framed the battle for the soul of American pro women's basketball in a piece of brilliant rhetoric. It's a hell of an opening salvo.
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Phee your mind
Napheesa Collier, a top-3 player in the WNBA, union officer and co-founder of Unrivaled, puts WNBA leadership on blast by name. It is the WNBA rank-and-file's final blow of the revolt against bad offi...
https://www.teamziller.com/napheesa-collier-cathy-engelbert-caitlin-clark-wnba-war/
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Wrote about Fox's secret injury and Kyrie's timetable and the total lack of margin in the West for their teams:
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The first drops of blood in the West
De'Aaron Fox may not be ready for opening night. Kyrie Irving isn't recovering fast. Can their teams survive the slim margins to make a run in a loaded Western Conference? Good morning. Let's basketba...
https://www.teamziller.com/deaaron-fox-injury-spurs-kyrie-irving-mavericks/
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Wrote up my preseason MVP longlist. There are four obvious options, a few more dark horses and some ... uh, darker horses.
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Imagine the rush
@pablo.show
must have felt when he realized he had enough material to publish another video on the fake tree scandal on Clippers' media day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab7k...
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Kawhi's Agent Pushed Aspiration to Pay Up. The Feds Closed In. Ballmer Made a Quiet Donation. | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab7k09CI9qI
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Within a few hours of me publishing a column declaring the Sixers as legitimate title contenders, Jared McCain tore a thumb ligament. My bad, Philly.
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My bad, Philly
As soon as I published a piece heralding the 76ers as real title contenders, Jared McCain is tagged with an injury that will keep him out the first month of the season. Welp. Good morning. Let's baske...
https://www.teamziller.com/jared-mccain-injury-sixers-whoopsie/
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Cure society by putting Street Fighter II cabinets back in convenience stores.
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"The sheer number of American elites willing to acquiesce to the destruction of democratic institutions is demoralizing. But it’s worth noting that many ordinary people seem to be made of sterner stuff."
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Lower Than Cowards
The surrender of America’s elites
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2025/09/freedom-trump-threats-kimmel/684358/?gift=Ut5zkH9vG00uzi0vmoT5f6mkqZtuxCw09l5i2O3SbNU&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share
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It is unlocked newsletter Thursday. I took the opportunity to publish a piece I've been thinking about all summer, one which will surely not come back to bite me in the ass. Go Birds.
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The Philadelphia 76ers have a clear and obvious title case
An MVP level player. Multiple other players capable of All-Star caliber player. Decent depth. A championship coach. A front office that will do whatever it takes. Here is the case for the Philadelphia...
https://www.teamziller.com/sixers-championship-joel-embiid-tyrese-maxey-paul-george/
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Wrote about Austin Reaves' future
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The Austin Reaves question
The Lakers have one more season with Austin Reaves at a huge bargain. Should they trade him now or pay up on a big contract next summer? Good morning. Let's basketball.
https://www.teamziller.com/austin-reaves-trade-lakers-timberwolves-pelicans-raptors/
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Wrote about the T.V. stars that can't be silenced (unless they don't want to speak up): star athletes. Will we see a re-politicization of an NBA that has been pretty quiet for the first eight months of the second term?
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The T.V. stars that can't be silenced
Jimmy Kimmel is off the air. Corporate media is acting terrified of the Administration. Will NBA stars re-politicize? Good morning. Let's basketball.
https://www.teamziller.com/jimmy-kimmel-abc-trump-lebron-james-stephen-curry-espn/
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I wrote about the controversy around Adam Silver's true but tone-deaf comments on the cost of watching the NBA in the new streaming environment. This is the weekly unlocked newsletter.
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Adam Silver forgot his audience
Last week, the commissioner called basketball a "highlights-based sport" in response to a question about rising costs for fans. Then he got defensive when called out about it. His biggest problem with...
https://www.teamziller.com/adam-silver-highlights-based-sport-streaming-costs-fans/
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And another one.
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Exclusive: Kawhi and Aspiration Needed Cash. Ballmer and the Clippers Sent $118M in 18 Months | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_ow9i3obDE
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Wrote about why shady off-the-books payroll is actually more useful than ever in the harder-cap NBA, which creates extra pressure on Silver to shut it down or open the floodgates with how he treats the Clippers:
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Hard cap, big shadows
If the league doesn't hammer the Clippers, this will become the norm. Good morning. Let's basketball.
https://www.teamziller.com/steve-ballmer-clippers-kawhi-leonard-hard-salary-cap-circumvention-aprons/
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So
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found out some more: Ballmer's sole co-owner invested in the fake tree org as it was circling the drain and being pestered by Uncle Dennis for late Kawhi payments. Here's my unlocked take:
www.teamziller.com/kawhi-leonar...
Here's Pablo's episode:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKJy...
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You're going to need a bigger rug
The pile of random payments Clippers folk made to the fake tree company pegged to the timing of Kawhi-related debts grows.
https://www.teamziller.com/kawhi-leonard-dennis-wong-clippers-aspiration-steve-ballmer-yikesville/
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Wrote about the Giddey Bulls and the echoes of the LaVine Bulls. Also some bloggy blurbs on the LeBron-China weird news cycle and EuroBasket.
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Are you Giddey yet?
Good morning. The Bulls end their stalemate with Josh Giddey. The new stalemate begins. Let's basketball.
https://www.teamziller.com/josh-giddey-bulls-contract-extension-zach-lavine-deja-vu/
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Wrote about Jokic still relying on Jamal Murray despite the Nuggets' good offseason, and whether Denver can survive even a merely good Murray postseason at this point, or whether they require him to be exceptional.
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The Nuggets' lasting question mark
Good morning. We're talking about the Nuggets. Let's basketball.
https://www.teamziller.com/nuggets-nikola-jokic-jamal-murray-nba-championship/
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If we can cat-proof and earthquake-proof it, a 5-foot-tall Mahabodhi Temple would be divine.
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Miika Muurinen gets way more attention than he's earned for the Finnish national team because it's very clear that he has consumed the sport and its culture entirely through TikTok clips.
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Next Big Thing: Miikka Muurinen is Europe's next top NBA prospect | FIBA #EuroBasket 2025
YouTube video by FIBA Basketball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBA5xsb8szg
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Finland (!) booted Serbia out of EuroBasket, leaving Jokic still without an international gold to his name. That's a blemish on his legacy ... but a blemish shared by another all-timer big man who was just better in the NBA than in FIBA play.
www.teamziller.com/nikola-jokic...
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Finnish him!
Finland takes down Serbia in a shocker, leaving Nikola Jokic still without an international gold.
https://www.teamziller.com/nikola-jokic-serbia-finland-eurobasket-lauri-markkanen/
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I have also unleashed my hottest take on the Clippers saga: this all got out and got blown up because of some Lakers fan in Aspiration's finance department starting a rumor.
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Wrote about the secrets to the Valkyries' unprecedented success (defense is cheap and available!) plus another 750 words on THE CLIPPERS, including Ballmer's defense, the relevance of Aspiration's particular scam and what *early investor Doc Rivers* knew when.
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The secrets of the amazing Golden State Valkyries
Good morning. Steve Ballmer responds to the allegations, Giannis eliminates the reigning EuroBasket champs and the expansion Golden State Valkyries have clinched a playoff spot. Let's basketball.
https://www.teamziller.com/valkyries-playoffs-wnba-expansion-defense-three-pointers/
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Wrote a bunch more about Apple Tree Time, Apple Tree Time, including whether the Clippers have anything (appears not), whether the BOG will want to come down hard on Ballmer (probably) and whether fans should care (ehh).
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If a nonexistent tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?
More fall-out from the burgeoning Clippers' salary cap circumvention scandal.
https://www.teamziller.com/kawhi-leonard-clippers-cap-circumvention-apple-tree-time/
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It's a bummer that this isn't an officially licensed Myles Turner collab
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Nike Slam Dunk 43010 | Nike | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop US
Build an epic slam dunk with a LEGO® Nike set
https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/nike-slam-dunk-43010
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The Clippers are in a world of hurt. Tampering is the most common "circumvention" of league rules, but that's small apples compared to what Ballmer and Camp Kawhi are alleged to have done by the latest
@pablo.show
investigation. My take:
www.teamziller.com/kawhi-leonar...
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Ghost man gets paid
The Clippers are in a world of hurt.
https://www.teamziller.com/kawhi-leonard-clippers-investigation-aspiration-apple-time-apple-time/
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Bloggy Tuesday newsletter on EuroBasket and League Pass:
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Meanwhile, in Europe ...
Good morning. It's a bloggy Tuesday. Let's basketball.
https://www.teamziller.com/eurobasket-2025-poland-germany-serbia-turkiye/
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe
about 1 month ago
happy labor day
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Free newsletter of the fortnight is on the cost of watching the NBA in '25-26. For some fans (like me), cost might go down if you can drop the big bloated streaming bundle. But that depends on being able to get access to your local team in an efficient way.
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It may or may not be more expensive to watch the NBA in 2025-26
Add it all up and it still depends on whether you're interested in your local team.
https://www.teamziller.com/nba-streaming-services-prime-video-peacock-espn-unlimited/
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Yikes.
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Some news: the new Pinkshift album absolutely rips.
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Joke's on you, Suns haters
Mat Ishbia is not saying what he thinks he's trying to say. Or is he?
https://www.teamziller.com/mat-ishbia-suns-haters-welp/
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I find this very convincing:
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America Tips Into Fascism
Today is different than before.
https://www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/america-tips-into-fascism-f51000e08e03254d?ref=teamziller.com
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Wrote about what I'm most interested in as EuroBasket 2025 gets underway:
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3 NBA angles to watch at EuroBasket
Can Nikola Jokic achieve peak international glory? Can Luka Doncic avenge his high-profile failures? Has Dennis Schroder made Germany a basketball superpower they never were?
https://www.teamziller.com/eurobasket-2025-nikola-jokic-luka-doncic-dennis-schroder/
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actioncookbook
about 1 month ago
[lights the "SOME PERSONAL NEWS" beacon] The Action Cookbook Newsletter, your most beloved online source for silly food, weekly cocktails, pet photos, short fiction and light emotional terrorism, has left Substack and can now be found on Ghost.
the-action-cookbook-newsletter.ghost.io
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The Action Cookbook Newsletter
A tailgate in your inbox. Come for the food, stay for the stories.
https://the-action-cookbook-newsletter.ghost.io/
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It's a pretty straight line to say that it appears that the existence of player prop bets has helped derail Malik Beasley's career after his best season.
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Did prop bets just unnecessarily ruin Malik Beasley's career?
Malik Beasley is no longer the subject of a federal gambling investigation, which would be great news for Beasley if only he had a time machine.
https://www.teamziller.com/malik-beasley-prop-bets-gambling-pistons-investigation/
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No third GMIB this week. Trapped in a mental void. Building a ladder of toothpicks to climb out. Back next week.
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You know whos a great band? One of the very best of the 90s? Were an MTV band but got more popular by getting less famous? Still going strong today? Finding new peaks constantly? Yeah, Deftones, exactly, Im glad this isnt controversial, read my review of the new album
pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...
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Deftones: private music
Read Sadie Sartini Garner’s review of the album.
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/deftones-private-music/
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It's a good practice to the entire Deftones discography in order in preparation for every Friday, but especially this one.
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Free newsletter of the fortnight is on the WNBA losing control amid rampant growth as evidenced by the Connecticut relocation mess AND a goodbye to John Wall, who personified coolness and joy in the NBA through the 2010s.
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The WNBA is losing control
Good morning. We're going to talk about the WNBA being positively Sternian with the Connecticut Sun as well as bid adieu to John Wall. Let's basketball.
https://www.teamziller.com/wnba-connecticut-sun-cathy-engelbert-boston-houston-relocation/
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Wrote about the three possible outcomes for the Cavaliers.
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The three ways this can go for the Cavaliers
Good morning. It's mid-August, so let's talk about the 2025 NBA postseason's biggest disappointment: the Cleveland Cavaliers.
https://www.teamziller.com/cleveland-cavaliers-donovan-mitchell-championship-disappointment/
about 2 months ago
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A weekly joy.
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Wrote about the NBA Cup's Group of Death plus how Amazon and NBC are approaching these schedule announcements (Blake Griffin being funny vs. overdose levels of nostalgia)
www.teamziller.com/nba-cup-2025...
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The NBA Cup has another Group of Death
Good morning. The NBA Cup groups were revealed. Yes, there is a Group of Death. It seems unavoidable. How will Amazon Prime change the NBA Cup broadcast, though? Let's basketball.
https://www.teamziller.com/nba-cup-2025-group-of-death-rockets-nuggets-warriors/
about 2 months ago
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I figured out that the thing that brings me back to BlueSky the most despite not wanting to spend time on my phone/social media is the pleasure of the reverse chronological feed with a manageable number of follows. And I just realized that what I'm chasing here is the Google Reader experience.
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Wrote about the big picture of what's happening and what will happen next as the NBA fully embraces its Extension Era. When do we look at unrestricted free agency as perilous for players as restricted free agency? Are we already there?
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The next domino of the NBA's extension era
Good morning. As contract extensions become the best way to secure long-term security in the NBA, let's look at how unrestricted free agency will be impacted.
https://www.teamziller.com/nba-extension-era-free-agency-player-movement/
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
my latest is on the president’s abuse of emergency powers and his psychological and practical interest in crisis government. gift link.
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Opinion | Why Trump Always Wants a Crisis
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/opinion/trump-emergency-powers-washington.html?unlocked_article_code=1.d08.C-cB.Rcah-QFRutPK&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
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Wrote about global basketball ensuring that big international tournaments have as low stakes as possible:
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International summer basketball is here. It means (almost) nothing
Good morning. Get the stick, it's time to beat a dead horse again. Figuratively. Plus: we're going to look ahead to Christmas. Let's basketball.
https://www.teamziller.com/fiba-world-cup-qualification-2027-eurobasket-team-usa-canada/
about 2 months ago
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I missed a Vox Media discourse while being offline? What a shame!
about 2 months ago
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For the moon solider. 🫡
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about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
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Free newsletter of this moon cycle is about Adam Silver's European vacation. The question: why? The answer, per usual: money.
www.teamziller.com/nba-europe-e...
NBA Europe is going to be to Silver what the WNBA was to David Stern, albeit with less altruism at its core.
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Adam Silver's European vacation
Good morning. We're taking a diversion to Europe. Not physically. Unfortunately. Let's basketball.
https://www.teamziller.com/nba-europe-expansion-adam-silver-alba-berlin-euroleague/
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