It bothers me that the shoulders aren’t wide and that all the players are wearing the smallest size they can possibly fit into. You got the logo right but not the spirit.

Scalian Ant Farm

Maybe add a food truck that sells sushi

Counting Crows v. Wade

We live in such stupid times. There are much bigger and stupider issues these days, but I feel like it can be traced back to things like determining school funding based on how many students show up on a specific date.

Thinking of learning sign language in case I get trapped inside the claw machine again.

Russell Wilson (rapture) is no longer the Giants quarterback

God bless Jordan Poole. God bless media day.

The Sacramento Kings have re-signed Terence Davis to a non-guaranteed training camp contract, a league source told @spotrac.com. Davis likely signed an Exhibit 10 deal, which should see him eventually join the Stockton Kings of the G League.

The Leftovers (2014)

ME: [eating the leftover pizza before my roommates can] Oh no, it must have been raptured

The haters are granting me a warrior’s death

Devin Carter is the point guard the Rockets need. They can have him for the low, low cost of Tari Eason and maybe some draft assets.

Sucks for the Rockets, but this REALLY sucks for Fred.

I wonder what would happen if the 49ers had a season where they didn’t lose half their starters to injuries. I guess we’ll never know.

subtly downgrade a band: concern. at the disco

at my funeral there will be three caskets. yep we’re doing the shell game

*watches TV without holding my phone* holy shit it has pictures

The pilot just got on the intercom and said "Death is just a door"

He tried to tell us youtube.com/shorts/DTATe...

Is it "accidentally" or "by accident"? Anyway, I sawed my assistant in half

Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.

Dentists HATE him! Local man is a stupid annoying shithead. Everyone hates him

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I heard about this quite a while ago.

I’m glad this story is finally being made public. kingsherald.com/articles/new...

Everyone with a functioning brain knew that hiring Anjali Ranadive as the Stockton Kings GM was incredibly stupid, but holyyyyy shit Must-read from the NYT: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/19/u...

Was informed Apple TV was going to go up to 12.99/mo. Went to cancel and it automatically offered to lower my price to 5.99/month for two months.

Kings Legend

Good point. If you’re not first, you’re last.

My favorite part of the Pablo/Kawhi thing is the many, many media members dismissing it as “lots of teams do this”, just openly admitting they don’t bother doing real journalism even when they know real stories are out there.

the revolution will be monetized

This is all just an elaborate effort to trick us into watching Jimmy Fallon. I will not fall for it.

The Kawhi situation could be easily fixed by simply giving me all the money he should not have received

If you dream about work they should have to pay you

My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.

my nickname at work is "i thought they fired you”

My guilty pleasures are ice cream and money laundering

I’m not opposed to artificial food coloring, but the level of tongue staining that happens with a single dad tax Lucky Charms marshmallow is alarming.

My girlfriend cut my brake lines she’s such a Scorpio

I've decided I'm just not doing jobs anymore. If I ever get laid off I'm just going to get a young person haircut and become a youtube microphone jockey

every day this site attempts to kill me, no reasonable man can be expected to not liquidate his entire net worth for a Big Tymers-era purple Diablo bringatrailer.com/listing/2001...

I want to take this moment to celebrate Spy Game, another fantastically rewatchable Robert Redford movie.

I know that a lot of people are sad about the Robert Redford news, but for me it's a little more complicated considering he once offered me $100 to sleep with my wife

What’s your favorite Robert Redford movie*? *excluding the obvious answer of Avengers Endgame

This movie rules

RIP